A mysterious man has been hired to do a very dangerous job in Hutch's apartment.

SLASH. Starsky and Hutch are NOT fruits. Starsky chooses the wrong way to prove it.

Sometimes, when a mask slips, it reveals far too much behind it. Elizabeth discovers a little more of Commodore Norrington than she can understand.

After an uneasy night's sleep, Murtogg and Mullroy try to make sense of undead pirates.

Lieutenant Gillette takes exception to the conduct of Jack Sparrow at the end of PotC. Gillette Norrington UST

Commodores of His Majesty's Royal Navy are not supposed to grieve. And certainly not over minor things like disappointment in love.

Abandoned WIP. AU sequel to The Hobbit. Instead of paying for the Mirkwood Elves' help in gold, Thorin gives them slaves, among them the young Gimli. Gimli is assigned to serve Legolas. Things ensue. Eventually L/G slash.

Portrait of a kiss. A Snape/Hagrid drabble

An ancient Dwarvish law explained. In verse.

Abandoned WIP. Sequel to Bargaining for Beginners. Just how many people can Celebrimbor fall foul of in a single day? Elven politics, Dwarven families, Wargs... Some mild slash.

A chance encounter after Voldemort's first fall. UST (slightly)

The fall of Sodom, in verse, in questionable taste. Where else but the Bible would you find so many dubious sexual practices in such close proximity?WARNING: mature themes (but hey, they're in the original) and fruity language.

Abandoned WIP. An Elladan & Elrohir fic. Few Elves and Dwarves still linger in human society. The 21st century is no place for the Elves, and the way West is closed. When danger approaches only the Dwarves can help them, but they, too, face their doom.

Legolas/Gimli may be the best know Elf/Dwarf partnership on Middle-Earth, but it certainly isn't the only one. This is for Celebrimbor and Narvi, the two craftsmen (craftsbeings?) who made the Doors of Moria. Very, very mild slash

The One Ring lies in the hand of Isildur - and no power yet remains that can save him. SLASH Elrond/Isildur, Cirdan/Elrond NOW COMPLETE!

The Sea-longing does not allow for any lesser affections.

A pair of star-crossed lovers broach the vexed question of parental consent. L/G slash.

Galadriel tests two of the fellowship - and sees some surprising things. L/G UST

Gimli and Éomer at their antagonistic best. Very, very slashy. But book-based, believe it or not.

A short scene - the giving of Vilya to Elrond

A song for the departing Elves.

A staring match deep within the caves of Moria. Implied Legolas/Gimli pre-slash

AU. Legolas, imprisoned by Saruman, discovers *exactly* how Orcs were made .... While Gimli keeps a vigil he will never forget. REVISED AGAIN! (The last revision, I hope.)