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Joined 03-31-05, id: 786465
Author has written 5 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Kingdom of Heaven, and Sherlock Holmes.

Welcome to the Hell Mountains, potpies.

What could you possibly want to know about me personally? I'm all 1s and 0s, right? Would you really believe I wasn't some 48-year-old man with a "The Little Mermaid" poster on the ceiling over my bed, just hoping someone will talk to me and think I'm a 16-year-old chick? weenk

If you've tripped and fallen into my bio, then you might be looking for humor. Go to "Buds" if that yer kink.

My latest project is a collection of Dr. John Watson drabbles-- exactly 100 words based on a prompt. There are more serious in nature. Which is sort of funny. Moo ha ha.

Love you some Holmes? Come visit us at www (dot) holmesian (dot) net. 'Tis a party.

I enjoy Bad!Phic, good humor, men in cravats, long walks on the beach with fictional virginal geniuses (or is that geniui?) and a nice Chianti.

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Ginger by WingedPig reviews
Written for the Rorschach kink meme. Full prompt within. Dan/Rorschach slash. IC ? , slight AU, now with added LEMON!
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
The Man That Got Away by Belphegor reviews
It's 1974, and a case has just gone badly wrong for the famous Nite Owl II and Rorschach team. No slash, one-shot, comic-based.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
A Solo For The Living by Tango1 reviews
The first kiss turned a ghost into a man. The second turned a girl into a woman. Two kisses, a ring, a backward glance: on such things do lives turn. In the real world outside the opera, two people struggle against themselves. EC, RC angst . WIP.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,428 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Erik, Christine
Pomegranate Seeds by Titania of the Fae reviews
There is a fine line existing between true love and harboured hate. He gave her a ring to show his affection. This is a story of that scene. A continuing series of intertwined oneshots. Please R&R. EC per my usual.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,223 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005
Through A Mirror Darkly by labrat8355 reviews
When faith and hope are compromised, only love can accept the challenge from the encroaching darkness. First RC then EC eventually. All three learn to regret their actions.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,870 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 8/31/2005
Fraternité by Gondolier reviews
Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,539 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Kind of Love that Gives You a Thrill by phantomy-cookies reviews
The kind of love which people do not admit even to themselves! A collection of fluff shots, all deliciously EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Erik, Christine
Squids On A Theme From Phantom by phantomy-cookies reviews
The Phantom of the Opera retold with the addition of a giant squid. Loaded with heaps of sexual tension. And squids.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Erik, Christine
Black Angels by Provocateur reviews
A story chronicling the ever tumultuous relationship between Erik and Christine after her marriage to Raoul. There will be infidelity, lies, and dark undertones aplenty!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,462 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Erik, Christine
Libera Me by Kyrie74 reviews
Based on the ALW musical...after finding his abandoned mask, Meg is compelled to find out what became of the Opera Ghost.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,168 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005
Come the Dawn by Renee17 reviews
The chandelier has fallen, the opera house has burned, the past lies in ruins. Choices have been made, yet for those left behind, there is no choice, but to go on... EM pairing, work in progress, not yet complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005
Conversations with Vacant Chairs by BalletRat reviews
COMPLETE. It started with Meg Giry entering the Ghost's box on a dare. Now, all the ballet girls are finding themselves face-to-face with the infamous Opera Ghost at the most inconvenient times. Please read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,572 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Complete
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Buds Bursting Into Bloom reviews
What if the Phantom did not die after Christine left him? And what if he was able to love again? And what if that love arrived in Paris only weeks after the one and only performance of Don Juan Triumphant? And what if she was way cooler than Christine?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,476 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 4/11/2005
Tales from the Cesspool reviews
Musings and memories from Dr. John Watson, Sherlock Holmes' most able biographer and associate.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
Beds of Amaranth reviews
Post 1989 POTO movie. A sequel or sorts. Or just the ravings of a cat's delusional mind.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 6/26/2005
Vindico reviews
Entry for PFN's Morbidity Contest. What is Christine to Erik? And more so, what might that mean to Madame Giry? Completed.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
The Savior of Man reviews
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing…
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2005