crazy turtle
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Hello! You’ve just stumbled across the profile of crazy turtle. If you happen to be one of the people, like me, who reads others profiles, then I suppose I should tell you a bit about myself.

I am as young as fanfiction writers go, and am a fairly new writer as well. I have been reading fanfiction for a while, and decided to finally get an account to keep track of all my favorite stories. I inevitably wrote my first story, a parody, because a good percentage of the stories on this website were, to be quite honest, infuriating. The characters were doing ridiculous things, they had all become American-ized (no offense, I'm American myself) , Mary-Sues were abundant, and stories about beauty pageants and exchange students plagued the internet fandom…I am painfully aware that even parodies are overdone, yet I just had to create one for myself, because, in my opinion, they are among the easiest to write, and I was only starting out, so...

For all of the clichéd stories on the web, some are brilliant, so many in fact, that most people will never read them all. I chose the stories that I thought were truly amazing for my favorites list, in hope that others would read them too, and spread them on to their friends-and my favorite authors list? Well, those are authors who are reallygood writers(and I have fallen in love with their stories). Please take note of my favorites list, it is there for a reason.

I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan, and so all of my stories will be based on the wonderful world J.K. Rowling has created for us. My favorite book in the series would have to be either Goblet of Fire or Order of the Phoenix. Although, the Half-Blood Prince did make me cry (hysterically, resulting in odd stares and muffled laughter). I also read Artemis Fowl, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Hitchhiker’s Guide, the Hobbit (although I really love the Lord of the Rings movies, I could only get halfway through the first book, due to my attention span the size of a gnat. A very stupid gnat) and books by Wendelin Van Draanen. I recently started reading the Princess Diaries Series and All American Girl by Meg Cabot and they arewonderful. I'm definitely a bookworm-I read at least 5 books a month, and sometimes go up to 20.

Overall, I am carefree, love to have fun, quite sarcastic, a bit like Hermione when it comes to grades, naïve at times, bookish, rebellious, lazy... If I were a character in Harry Potter, I’d most likely be Hermione, Fred or George, Tonks, or Lupin. I am a procrastinator to the point of stupidity-often I will read or watch television until after dinner when I realize I have hours of homework ahead of me. Block scheduling has saved my life. I have a bit of an obsession with dandelion-blowing, sparkly objects, and spouting off random phrases. I enjoy reading, laughing, talking, playing soccer, writing (as long as it’s not a prompt or research paper, which terrify me), going to the movies, and the like.

Mostly, I read humor, parody, or romance, although I will read well-written angst or drama. I ship Ron/Hermione; Harry/Ginny; James/Lily; and Remus/Tonks.

Stories

Mary Sue's Big Day-My first story. Considering the fact that it was quite short and had some typos and formating errors, I'd say that I was very happy with the number of reviews it received. It was my first story ever, so I won't be too harsh on myself.

I think I'll be writing a few more one-shots soon-most likely angst or romance, because I'm trying to try a different writing style. Then a multi-chaptered story if I find something to write about, but first I'm conquering the plot bunnies in my head.

By the way, I am in need of a beta. Maybe some minor help with grammar and somebody to critique my story so I know if the plot makes sense and reads nicely, without being out of character. Tell me in a review if you would be interested. And speaking of reviews, a 30- second review would 1) make me feel happy and 2) improve my writing style; so we both win. Flames will most likelybe mocked.

So, congratulations for finishing this unbearably long profile, and read my story -points below-. Expect a multi-chaptered story coming from me soon, athough I’d like to see if I can get a beta first. ~crazy turtle

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Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Astronaut by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
Nymphadora Tonks and the Order of the Phoenix. Originally titled, 'Conversing with Molly.' Being edited at this exact moment and should be finished very soon - before the end of the world in 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,374 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Look at Wonderland by wired dragonfli reviews
For the record, I don't do anything like buy diaries for myself gossip in. I'm bugged by various maggots on a daily basis and find that the only way I won't stick my wand in their ears and shout 'Expelliarmus' is by venting in one of these...[LJ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,041 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Legacy of the Marauders by MinervaEvenstar reviews
How do the Marauders cope with love, therapy, blenders, wearing dresses, pickup lines, holidays, timetravelers and more? Sequel to Formation of the Marauders, but no need to read that to understand this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,611 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Severus S., Marauders
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
‘Beauty and The Beast’ The Last Horcrux by Tiki Hut reviews
A scene of Harry and the last horcrux. It's a what if type of story so don't look too deep into it. One shot, with newly added sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Out of Reach by SiRiUsLyPaDfOoTeD reviews
James and Lily never really knew each other, everyone goes unnoticed. But it only takes time for them to know that sometimes you can't leave things in the dark.R&R![editedsummary]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Love is a Funny Thing by LuckyGirly reviews
Lily and James are rivals, plain and simple. But over the course of the 6th year, will their feelings differ? In between falling into the lake, opening kissing booths, magic carpet rides, snowball fights and more, Lily and James find out all about love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,645 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Stuck by PhoebeDreams reviews
Tonks is ill and stuck at Grimmauld Place so she writes down what’s on her mind in a muggle diary. Read about her thoughts about life, love, the order, and her changing feelings for Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,800 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Playing the Part by shrk-bait reviews
Hogwarts presents Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, with James Potter and Lily Evans as the leading roles. Can they find the true spirit of romance in and out of the play, or will Hogwarts never see love between its own Romeo and Juliet? [HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,491 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Wintergreen by Evilism reviews
Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004
Ece Amour by iluvgerardbutler reviews
Eternal love. That's what Lily and James have. Well...not yet. Classic LilyJames lovehate story. Starts in the middle of the Marauder's sixth year. LJ, ROC, SOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
On Assignment by Ssergit reviews
Tonks and Lupin are assigned to an observation post how will they spend their time? Lots of lovely discussion and tensions, of course! Sequel to Rise and Shine. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
I Don't Care by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Drastic situations lead to drastic actions. That's why Remus and Tonks are locked in the Knight Bus by their former respected teenage associates Harry and Ginny. A one shot with Remus overanalysing and romantic gestures through a game of Scrabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Hue and Saturation by Pegasus reviews
A conversation between Lupin and Tonks, postevents of the penultimate chapter of 'Half Blood Prince' HAS SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Rise and Shine by Ssergit reviews
Lupin gets the dubious pleasure of waking Tonks up for breakfast every morning for a week. Hilarity ensues. See 'On Assignment' for sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
It All Comes From Being a Chronic Chocoholic by mrscribble reviews
Nymphadora Tonks' diary - erm, journal, of course. Read every juicy secret she divulges within the pages - or not. See her relationship with a certain werewolf grow and fervently hope the aforementioned relationship won't stop growing. RLNT, multi-chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
The Best Year by GariBlack reviews
The tangled and romantic seventh year for our Marauders. With their seventh year comes the harsh reality of the war around them and tests their ties of friendship. JamesLily, RemusOC, and SiriusOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,441 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 10/22/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Tall Blue Blur by Hpprincess233 reviews
Lily breaks her glasses before the ball,so when a stranger asks her to dance,she can't see who it is.But does she really want to know?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,756 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Rendezvous by the Lake by Placid Destruction reviews
COMPLETE! Lily and James had many rendezvous by the lake over their years at Hogwarts. Some were more pleasant than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,431 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Miss Magic by theQuibbleringQuibblerer reviews
All of her life, Lina has avoided beauty pageants. Now she is forced to attend one at Hogwarts. Sirius is amazed by this girl who slaps him and James and Lily's hearts rise and fall... SBOC, JL, RLOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,186 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Secrets, lies, and open flies by K.D. Wagner reviews
During their lives at Hogwarts Lily Evans, and James Potter never would be called "normal", so why should their romance be any different?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
You Were Mine by Secret Lily reviews
As James is ready to propose to his girlfriend of one year, he wonders why a certain red head's face pops into his mind. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Growing Pains by The Kitty-kitty reviews
When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potter's Charm by Secret Lily reviews
Lily thinks herself too clever to fall for James Potter's charm. Yet, as the two of them are appointed Head Boy and Girl, will Lily regret her negative feelings towards James? (Completed)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,668 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Love Him by Gwendolyn James reviews
He could see it in her eyes, but he hadn’t a bloody clue what to do about it. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Published: 2/27/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Excuse Me Miss Evans by eyeshadow5746 reviews
Two years after Hogwarts Lily and James bump into each other again, and again, and again will they ignore the sparks or follow the signs-FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,685 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Chocolate by kawaii-konnichiwa reviews
James Potter is like chocolate. Bad for your health but simply irrestible. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,516 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Emerald Green by polka spots reviews
A series of one shots, fluffy and romantic, about a particular moment in 70s Hogwarts... Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mittens by alaisiaga reviews
On the last weekend before Christmas holidays, the Marauders & co. take a trip to Hogsmeade. A little fic that's meant to make you aww out loud.. RL:OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
On The Ice by greenconverses reviews
Lily gets a little more than what she was looking for when she agrees to teach James how to ice skate. A fluffy look at the way Lily and James finally got together in seventh year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/9/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lord, All the Lies! by Fiberglass Houses reviews
Imagine your favorite heroes from Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Series of Unfortunate Events meeting on a cruise ship. Then the ship sinks and they are stranded together on a deserted island. Think "Lord of the Flies" meets Scholastic Press.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005
Tripping Down the Aisle by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
James and Lily have decided to make it official. But between the Order, Gideon Prewett, and the fact that they can't agree on anything; that aisle looks pretty far away...with Jealous!James, Frazzled!Lily, Flirty!Sirius, Traitor!Peter, and that inevitable
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,656 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003
The Inseparable Couple by crystaldreams611 reviews
The last person Lily thought she'd end up working with was James Potter. As the Head Students, they were expected to teach, cooperate and accept each other. But how can it be possible when they happen to be enemies all their life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,674 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 9/16/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Not Quite Prince Charming by freime reviews
[COMPLETE] Since I was a little girl I have always dreamt of marrying Prince Charming. Instead, I found myself irrestistibly falling for my worst enemy. He was arrogant, egostistical, and somehow ended up stealing my heart...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,578 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Used To Be Crazy Like That by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
You took your coat off, and stood in the rain... you were always crazy like that." James changes for Lily, but changes like that can never be good. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Rules of Attraction by MisterMoonyLovesYou reviews
Sirius takes it upon himself to set up the two most unlikely people. Chaos and uncomfortable situations are guarenteed, and believe it or not, romance. Short multichapter fic, RLNT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Coffee Ice Cream by Indigo Ziona reviews
Head Boy James Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans do not get on. In an attempt to make amends after a particularly nasty argument, James takes her to the Muggle Cinema. However, it doesn't look like it will be a particularly nice evening...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
While You Were Out by Ron reviews
He came home with roses, never expecting rain, never suspecting the truth. "There's something you need to know. I was going to tell you, but... James, there's another man in my life."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/20/2001
Mary Sue's Big Day reviews
Meet Mary Sue. She falls in love, defeats a dark lord, and even manages to keep her hair in place. Includes Gryffindor!Draco Hott!Hermione, Buff!Harry, Saintly!Snape and much more. This is my first story, read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2005