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Author has written 63 stories for Mentalist, Body of Proof, and Following.

I am a twenty-something college graduate, who enjoys writing both humor and angst fiction. I mainly write for The Mentalist, but sometimes, you can also find me writing for Psych and The Following. Currently, I am focusing on finishing Departure and Bloodletting, but I have no qualms on writing one-shots while I'm working on both stories. Once I'm finished with those two pieces, I will hopefully be working on my two The Mentalist big bang pieces for this year.

You can also often find me online using my other pen-name, which is "sirenofodysseus". (This pen-name is mainly used on Ao3 and livejournal, which I actively use to post darker material not suitable for eyes here.)


Jello Forever Monthly Challenges:

The Consequences of Wishing - April 2010

Paint It Red Monthly Challenges:

Bloody Red Roses (C1 of Red Spots) - December 2011

Paint It Red Awards:

Will You Marry Me? - Best Fluff (Het) 2012

Liquidation - Best Short (Gen) 2013

Liquidation - Best Alternate Universe (Gen) 2013

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Glass Houses by Gray Doll reviews
Lisbon visits a murderer in his cell. [AU, allusions to Jane/Lisbon]
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 3/10 - Teresa L., Red John, Patrick J. - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14079 - Favs: 8,883 - Follows: 8,459 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
girl, traumatized by et voila 1312 reviews
Grace van Pelt never fully dealt with the events of S3, leading up to and including shooting her fiance. She was still in shock and denial, and thought it was pointless. Now she does talk about it, honestly, painfully, re-opening old wounds, leaving nothing sacred, and giving herself no excuses. Minor spoilers for 1x16, S3, beg S4. Dark, angsty, long one-shot. I own nothing.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21 - Grace vP. - Complete
Nights In Red Satin by Gray Doll reviews
"She knew it would all go to hell, eventually. But she still had time - perhaps she didn't even care anymore. For now, she decided to allow herself another day of selfishness." / Snapshots of an AU Jane/Lisbon/Red John triangle - almost all genres, and all ratings
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,739 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John
In The End We Will All Burn Together by LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou reviews
Warning: DARK/ANGST/AU/Multi Chapter/-It's love that pushes him over the edge.-/ "He won't hurt you again," Ray tells her when he comes in behind her. His breath hot against her neck. "It's over, Teresa." And she can't help but shiver./Teresa L. & Ray H. (Red John)/ (Lisbon&Jane) /DARK
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John
Teardrops And Rust by Gray Doll reviews
'If he could turn back time, he would.' - Double drabble, Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Close Your Eyes And Deal by Gray Doll reviews
'He thought for a moment. "Well... I believe that we could land upon a mutually beneficial agreement."' / part of my 'Deal' AU /
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Dollhouse by Gray Doll reviews
The doll was a stupid liar. Surely it was.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Red John - Complete
Red Riding Hood In Wonderland by Gray Doll reviews
"I'll be waiting then, Teresa." / Jane and Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Where The Wild Roses Grow by Gray Doll reviews
She almost smiles at the thought – Red Riding Hood and her lover running from the big, bad wolf. / AU
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J., Red John - Complete
You Turn Roses To Razorblades by LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou reviews
Warning: DARK/ANGST/AU/ - She should never have come here, she knows. She's not just playing with fire anymore. She's burning in the dragons dungeon. And she'll never make it out alive.-/ Lisbon & Ray Haffner (Red John) / DARK
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
What the Hand Dare Sieze the Fire? by Lothiriel84 reviews
"In what distant deeps or skies / Burnt the fire of thine eyes?" - A collection of drabbles. Written for Iloveplotbunnies as a part of the Great Stocking Swap 2013 on Paint It Red.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Red John, Grace vP., Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Would It Even Matter? by LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou reviews
Spoiler up to 6x10/ Warning: DARK/ANGST / - And maybe that explains why she hugs him back, instead of yelling. Her foggy mind telling her that everything's fine, that she's happy. And she is, isn't she? / DARK
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Walter M. - Complete
Red Sketches by Frogster reviews
Sketch: n A brief, usually descriptive and informal essay or other literary composition. A series of one-shots and drabbles featuring our favorite CBI team. May contain tags to episodes. Jisbon friendship and/or romance. Please read and review!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Russian Roulette by tromana reviews
When Teresa Lisbon joins the CBI, practically everything she's ever wished for falls on her plate: an excellent career, a new love and the like. Things start to unravel when she discovers that her new husband is the famous serial killer, Red John. Will she forgive him, or does she have to rely on Patrick Jane to help her out of one of the biggest messes she's ever found herself in?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Like Stubborn Red Goats by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Written as a mini bang entry for The Mentalist Big Bang at Livejournal. After Jane causes the CBI team to miss their plane home, illness forces Jane and Lisbon to share a hotel room with a single bed. Non romantic, no spoilers.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Shadow by Miss Peg reviews
The only thing a father wants is for his child to be happy, even if that means making him unhappy first.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
50 Ways to Feel by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection based on the Fantasy Script's '50 Feelings' list. Final: Requiem: falling in love is possibly the worst thing they could have done.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,234 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Sacked by xfmoon reviews
Getting sacked is never great, but this is a whole different kind, which is much worse. Character death
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Teresa L. - Complete
Rabbit Will Run by Miss Peg reviews
It doesn't take long to hit the bottom and sometimes it's impossible to come back up.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
Mendacious by loveconquersallxxx reviews
AU Pirates spin-off. "Craig, here, will have the same reputation if he's not careful."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - C. O'Laughlin
Follow The Yellow Brick Road by tromana reviews
AU - Lisbon has always been a loyal person. Just how much can her loyalties be tested if her childhood friend turned out to be a certain, infamous serial killer? And just how much affect do they have on one another's paths? Now completed.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,734 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Case Studies in Red by TropicalStormEmily reviews
Who exactly is Red John? He could be anyone, for all we know... Series of 5 one-shots. Rated M for first chapter smut and violence. Characters should be Red John and whole CBI team.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Red John, Patrick J. - Complete
Redhead by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
During her time with the CBI, Teresa Lisbon had seen and heard a lot of unexpected things. None of them had been as shocking as this.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,480 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Teresa L., Grace vP. - Complete
The Red Tetris by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
They had started out as individual squares, and over time they had become the shape that fit the other. Not to mention, Lisbon really didn't want to land on Rigsby. Or Miles Thorson. A Jane/Lisbon crossover - The Mentalist and Tetris - that came out of a conversation with my friends on Twitter. I regret nothing. Warnings for orgasmic frogs.
Crossover - Tetris & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Complete
A Choice to Bite the Bullet by loveconquersallxxx reviews
"I do love you. Please believe that."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Mercy at First Cut by loveconquersallxxx reviews
"After all, he was merciful."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Red John - Complete
Entrapment by ch19777 reviews
"This should have stopped months ago. Not being with Jane, but having to meet him in secret in shabby motel rooms." AU, established Jane/Lisbon with a twist
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Perfidious by loveconquersallxxx reviews
"We're helping the boss." Team. Spoilers for 4x24
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Patrick J. - Complete
Running Scared by tromana reviews
Sarah's feelings as her world comes crashing down around her. Episode Tag to 4x24 The Crimson Hat - spoilers afoot. Rigsby/Sarah. Written for Div in the Paint It Red 2012 Ficathon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Wayne R. - Complete
A Side of Strawberries by loveconquersallxxx reviews
"Now Teresa is that anyway to talk to the love of your life?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Conversion by Duppy Conqueror reviews
It's been over a year since Jane shot Red John. The ladies on the team are trying to put it all behind them. Grace's methods are vexing Jane, while Lisbon's are just plain intriguing him. R/R
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,068 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Dark Side of a Heroine by loveconquersallxxx reviews
That isn't his usual approach. Based off of "His Red Right Hand".
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Chaos Theory by tromana reviews
Death, destruction, love, lust and a mystery in an enigma. Just a normal day for Patrick Jane, really. Jane/Lisbon. Written for the Paint It Red May Monthly Challenge. Prompt inside.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
An Unpleasant Surprise by watchyouwalk reviews
"But you're right, Jane - you deserve something special. Close your eyes, and I might even have a surprise for you!" The team investigates a shooting, and Jane feels underappreciated for his help. Mindless oneshot. J/L if you squint.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Tiger Never Changes His Stripes by loveconquersallxxx reviews
"Lisbon, don't shoot until you only see the whites of my eyes!"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Haunting of the Murderous Kind by loveconquersallxxx reviews
"You're very much like him you know? The way you look at people and see right through them. That is just spooky."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
A Sacrifice to the Voice by loveconquersallxxx reviews
One shot. "The wall had been smiling."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2012 - C. O'Laughlin, Grace vP. - Complete
Dreaming in Red by loveconquersallxxx reviews
"You can't open your eyes a little bit, Grace. You got to open them all the way if you want to see the truth of things."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
Surrender by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection for the 15genres1prompt community on LiveJournal. FINAL: Do You Remember - Tamzin Dove has a proposition for Jane. Genre: Time Travel
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,228 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Chase by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Lisbon has been chasing Jane a lot recently. And it's all his doing.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Nowhere Else to Run by tromana reviews
In which Jane and Lisbon grow inexplicably ever closer pre- and during Season 1. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
KIMBALL CHO: The Owner's Maintenance Guide by Aeidhryn reviews
The CHO unit is now available for sale, in all of his deadpanning glory...read inside on how to NOT get yourself killed by everyone's favorite hawaiian pizza eater. Unbeta'd.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Kimball C.
PATRICK JANE: The Owner's Maintenance Guide by Aeidhryn reviews
There's an actual storyline to this one! What begins as a simple programming of an Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to a unit evolves into an all-out panic, as the Manual website is ruthlessly hacked. Concrit and troubleshooting questions welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Patrick J.
TERESA LISBON: The Owner's Maintenance Guide by Aeidhryn reviews
Everything you need to know to prevent your own termination at the hands of your very own pocket rocket, dynamite, heavily armed, and cute as a button Agent LISBON unit. Includes place of manufacture, tips on OOC prevention, and list of accessories.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Teresa L.
Turning Tables by forthecoast reviews
Jane always knew that when he killed Red John, things were going to change between him and Lisbon. What he didn't know was how. In the aftermath of Red John's death, nothing goes according to plan. Post-3x23/3x24. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Reddest Devil by Unbeautifully-Broken reviews
If you loved someone enough, would you risk your soul to save theirs?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Grace vP., C. O'Laughlin - Complete
One Headlight by TropicalStormEmily reviews
So much angst, all in one story. Can the team keep it together when one of their own is sentenced to death? Rated T for strong themes of death and depression.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
scarlet stained hands by Frogster reviews
"Jane, I'm beginning to think that this is what he wanted all along. He wanted to bring you down to his level, to make your hands just as stained scarlet as his." Tag to 3x23/24 "Strawberries and Cream." Please read and review!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Human Punch Bag by x-Blueberry-Muffin-x reviews
Everyone can see through Jane and Lisbon's happy family façade but when Jane blames Lisbon for the coldness between them she goes to blow off some steam...only to find that a punch bag is a poor substitute for Jane's face.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Whatever Happened To Patrick Jane? by 713135 reviews
After getting Lisbon suspended, Jane is kidnapped by 'his biggest fan' who used to watch his TV show religiously. Although she seems perfectly normal on the surface, Jane is about to find out just how mentally unstable she really is. - Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,820 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Morning by funnygirlOoObroadwaybaby reviews
When someone gets inside the CBI and hurts a member of the team, Jane realizes just how important some people are to him. JISBON. Pre-season 3 finale. Chapter 2 is underway.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
A Beginning by icepixel reviews
"So, does this"—she pointed the mouth of her empty beer bottle first at herself, then at him—"mean we're friends now?" Post-ep for "Society Hill." Megan/Peter friendship and UST.
Body of Proof - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Megan H., Peter D. - Complete
Love Makes Ya do the Crazy! by CaRiNeSs reviews
Peter gets a call from a Victoria...who is this Vicky person and why does it bother Megan so much?
Body of Proof - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Peter D., Megan H. - Complete
A Tale of a Teacup by x-Blueberry-Muffin-x reviews
How Patrick Jane came to acquire his beloved little teacup.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cardinal Sin by LizzieV reviews
Lisbon/Hightower femslash. Tag for "Strawberries and Cream". What happens when Lisbon comes to relieve Van Pelt from protective detail at the cabin...part one of two. Read and review!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Madeleine H., Teresa L.
Dual Deception by waterbaby134 reviews
Minelli's got a job for our favourite duo, and Lisbon's not going to like it. I know the summary sucks, but give the story a go! A secret santa gift for spyglass. Now continued! Now T!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,265 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Night Offices by icepixel reviews
"Peter was in many ways her opposite, but at four in the morning, watching the Professor cobble together a radio from coconuts and bamboo on her television screen, they were more alike than different: both of them scarred and imperfect, but still whole."
Body of Proof - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Megan H., Peter D. - Complete
A Magician Never Reveals by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 3x20. Redacted. She had stuck her neck out for the 100 times umpteenth time, put her job on the line, her career, her ass, and all the master of mentalism, the wizard of words, the conveyor of crap could come up with was thank you?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Five Times Red John got Conveniently Killed Off by hardly loquacious reviews
Ever just wish that Red John would just somehow just die? For convenience's sake? Okay, and maybe for the sake of the J/L ship? If so, look no further. Inspired by several conversations with several people who know who they are. Not ALL ridiculous.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard by xokassandraxo reviews
Following Knockdown Kate Beckett revisits an old habit that she swore to herself she would never do again.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kate B., Rick C.
Cyberspace by Holz9364 reviews
Van Pelt accidentally tells Jane that Lisbon has facebook, Jane adds Lisbon & annoys the crap out of her, the result includes a stapler & stitches. Jisbon & hinted Grigsby. I added a 2nd chapter :D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,243 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Catalyst by Chiisana Minako reviews
There are times -when you're being particularly stubborn- you just need a whack in the head, figuratively speaking. Who'd have thought even you, Patrick Jane, wouldn't see it coming? Or did you? - Jane/Lisbon Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Whatever Remains, However Improbable by icepixel reviews
When Peter is critically injured, Megan finds herself re-evaluating their relationship. Not to mention driving a few hospital employees around the bend.
Body of Proof - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Megan H., Peter D. - Complete
Logical Progressions by icepixel reviews
In which Megan is a workaholic, and Peter just wants them to have a date that doesn't end in the lab. Just a fluffy bit of silliness.
Body of Proof - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Megan H., Peter D. - Complete
The Shape I Found You In by icepixel reviews
"For all that Dr. Megan Hunt is the most unlikable person working in the Philadelphia Medical Examiners' office, Peter likes her." Megan/Peter friendship.
Body of Proof - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Peter D., Megan H. - Complete
The Last Stand? Some Things Never End by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Two Years after the Last Stand. But was it really the last? Now that the cure is wearing off, things are getting interesting. Many different pairings... Fanfic Trilogy: All Three parts posted here. READ! Review! RogueXAngel. KittyXBobby. StormXHank.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 75,811 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Rogue, Angel
Froda by x-Blueberry-Muffin-x reviews
Lisbon finds herself being auctioned at a charity event and is a little surprised by one curly haired bidder.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Welcome to Your Life by watchyouwalk reviews
"Welcome to your life, Teresa. Are you ready to be miserable?" AU fic about what happens when Lisbon is the one whose past was tragically affected by Red John. COMPLETE - Cover image made by tromana
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,278 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Slave by ShunKickShunKers reviews
I think the title speaks for itself: Teresa, a young slave, is bought by Jane, a rich man against slavery. set in the early-mid 19th. Completely AU, you've been warned xD! Rated T might go up to M in further chapters COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,644 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8321 - Favs: 9,432 - Follows: 6,996 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
sinking like sand by forthecoast reviews
Sometimes the first step is the hardest part. Or, four times they could have kissed, and the one time they actually did. Jane/Lisbon. For chizuru-chibi.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Five Times Team Members were Accosted by by hardly loquacious reviews
Will be a series of unrelated oneshots about the team being accosted by various things. First up, Kidnappers. All genres, all relatively light. First one's a bit cracky. Some pure friendship, some J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Unpredicted Marriage by ShunKickShunKers reviews
"Lisbon, I think we have a problem!" she heard Jane's tensed voice from the other side of the door. She didn't react immediately, too caught up with the piece of jewellery on her finger. Two-part fic, Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Can't carry it with you by yaba reviews
There's only one place where he needs to be tonight, even if it's the most selfish thing he can do. After suffering yet another blow from Red John, Jane finds himself on Lisbon's doorstep. Post 3.03. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sappho's Puzzle by Duppy Conqueror reviews
Set during Jane's 1st few months w/ the CBI and then 4 years later. It nods to Sherlock Holmes pastiche and romance novels. Jane wants to know if Lisbon and her team are capable of capturing Red John. This is how he finds out just how capable she is. R/R
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Just a Fine Line by forthecoast reviews
Danny's words follow Jane all the way back to Sacramento. In the aftermath of seeing his brother-in-law, Jane comes to terms with guilt and gratitude. Jane/Lisbon, post-ep for 3x02.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Make Your Heart by yaba reviews
Five times Jane and Lisbon get together, and the one time they make it last. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Past Upon Lies and Illusions by CompYES reviews
DISCONTINUED Re-Write The Nature of Rainbows
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,303 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2006 - William S./Will, Warren P.
Three's a Crowd by Oroburos69 reviews
"Do you really think that seducing Jane into having a threesome with us so that we can blackmail him into not blackmailing us will make him less lonely?"
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Dark Chronicles by SylvanDreamer reviews
Being rewritten. Soon to be deleted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,519 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P.
And we'll all float on by yaba reviews
Time pushes forward unwaveringly, but the past is never far behind. Jane and Lisbon somewhere in the distant future. Written for the JF August Challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Choice by Habeous Corpus reviews
Red John has Jane cornered with a most unlikely weapon: a choice. Is there a middle ground, or will blood be inevitably spilled?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Patrick J.
I dreamed a dream by 0Mementovivere0 reviews
I dreamed a dream in time gone by / When hope was high and life worth living / I dreamed that love would never die
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Perfecting the Art of Nursing by boutondor reviews
Imagine Lisbon nursing Jane back to health? Romantic? Right. It's Lisbon! and Jane! Help Chile fic for Tromana. A/U after 'Black Gold and Red Blood' 2x06. COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Self Analysis for Dummies by FiveRoses reviews
The new CBI shrink tells Jane and Lisbon that instead of therapy sessions, they can keep daily journals of their emotions. Since this is the lesser of the two evils, they both comply. And maybe they even enjoy it a little... *Complete*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Letter Day by Bezelburr reviews
The replacement for Minelli has finally arrived, and she's not too happy with the condition of the SCU unit. Eventual run in with Red John. For those of you just now tuning in, I started this before Hightower was introduced. But I plan to finish this!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,236 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Blessed are the Peacemakers by hardly loquacious reviews
Wayne Rigsby's often believed that the most important contributions to solving the case are the ones no one notices. Hints of J/L. Written for the August Jello-forever challenge. Prompt Lemonade.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Wayne R. - Complete
Rise To Me by Dolli reviews
Even as an eleven year old boy Lily played a central part of James' life and now more than ever, he knew that she WAS his life. Letting her walk away was not an option...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 181,588 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/15/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
You'll Burn In Hell by raquelvalente91 reviews
Patrick Jane agreed to do something he would forever regret for Red John. Kill every member of his team for his wife and child's life.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
Fallout by Frogster reviews
Patrick Jane might have sold his soul to the devil, but Mother Teresa Lisbon would be damned if she let him go without a fight. SSS fic for hardlyloquacious. Rewrite of episodes 2x22/23 from Lisbon's point of view. Please read and review!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Lisbon in Wonderland by ShunKickShunKers reviews
One night, Lisbon works too late and sees a white rabbit...wait, what's a white rabbit doing in CBI Office? a oneshot of complete nonsense and slight Jisbon xD
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Letters To Loved Ones by raquelvalente91 reviews
SSS gift to iloveplotbunnies
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Only That Which is Written in Blood by Kansas42 reviews
Every coffin Cho's ever helped carry has weighed just slightly more than the last. Maybe before, maybe things could have been different. But there are no happy endings now.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Kimball C., Patrick J. - Complete
Inner nightmare by Chiisana Minako reviews
Sometimes we don't know we are capable of something until we do it. Lisbon didn't think she would ever change her mind, until she did. Rated T for swearing and violence, spoilers for 2x08. Jane/Lisbon. - COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sacrificing a Pawn by ch19777 reviews
“It takes a skilled observer like you to notice that his smile never quite reaches his eyes.” Red John's take on that infamous promo picture for episode 2x23 everyone seems to whine about these days. Entry for the JF May challenge 'Empty Promises'.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Endless Night by Divinia Serit reviews
The truth was, she wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Sam Bosco. Written for Cat. Thanks to Tromana for beta-ing! Although it seems Bosco/Lisbon right now, it will be Jane/Lisbon in the end! Have faith shippers! COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Teresa L. - Complete
His vanPelt by Jay-Leigh17 reviews
Set directly after Aingavite Baa. Lisbon helps vanPelt cope. But will Lisbon be able to cope herself, when all is said and done? Rated M for adult scenes and femmeslash. You've been warned.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Teresa L., Grace vP. - Complete
Hallelujah by Nikki Von Dratch reviews
Lisbon/Van Pelt. FEMSLASH.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Grace vP., Teresa L. - Complete
Comparisons, Illusions and Delusions by hardly loquacious reviews
Who do others compare you to? Who do you compare yourself to? Is any of it right? or are we all just fooling ourselves. Written for the March jello-forever prompt, standing on the outside. Slight J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Teresa L. - Complete
Out by vespertine dreams reviews
Patrick is taken hostage by a fleeing suspect. Slash- Patrick Jane / Wayne Rigsby.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Wayne R., Patrick J. - Complete
Interesting times by vespertine dreams reviews
Rigsby gets drunk and makes an accidental confession to Patrick, with surprising results. Slash- Patrick Jane / Wayne Rigsby.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Wayne R., Patrick J. - Complete
When One Door Closes, Another Opens by FiveRoses reviews
If Jane were fired, he might be forced to do some soul-searching and decide what - or who - really matters to him. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sharing Secret Selves by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are e-mailing each other under pseudonyms, and each is therefore happily oblivious of the real identity of their new-found correspondent. "You've Got Mail", anyone?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Belonging by celticgina reviews
We all feel like the outsider sometimes. This is an entry for the March Jell-o Challenge. Reviews make me happy.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Symphony by Divinia Serit reviews
Their love was never meant to be." Written for the Jello-Forever February Challenge. Prompt- love songs COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Go and Shatter by Illyria13 reviews
If there's one thing they have in common, it's living through hell. Perhaps the best way to make it is to find someone else who's survived it too. Jane/Cho
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Patrick J., Kimball C. - Complete
Game, Set, Match by tromana reviews
She’s the bridge between his past and present and he’s not sure what to think of that. Jane/Lisbon. Written for the Jello-Forever February Challenge. Prompt: Love Songs
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Small Sacrifices by boutondor reviews
How far would you go for someone you care about?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Listen to the Music by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane and Lisbon are out alone for a case. There's a shared hotel room, and love songs, and a romantic dinner, and there's dancing, and feelings are revealed... Well... sort of. Sequelish to "If you can't beat 'em," Written for the jello-forever prompt.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Softly, Like a Song by yaba reviews
Six turning points. Six love songs. The same resolution: they never needed words to tell each other how they feel. Jane/Lisbon. Post: 2.13. Written for the Jello-Forever February Challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Music Through the Years by Habeous Corpus reviews
Prompt: Love Songs. Music's meaning can change dramatically through the years. For Mosie and Tromana, two of my favorite authors.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Too Fiercely by tromana reviews
He could only afford one night and if that was what she wanted too, it was what she would get. Jello Forever February 2010 Challenge Entry. Prompt: Love Songs. For boutondor.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
We dance to weird songs, too by ch19777 reviews
“Maybe we're just too complex to get away with an average love song as our hymn.” - Written for the February challenge at the Jello Forever Forum with the prompt 'love songs'.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Love For Sale by Bezelburr reviews
Lisbon is tired of waiting for happiness, so she takes matters into her own hands, inspiring Jane to do the same.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Rosy Cheeks by Bezelburr reviews
Red John is killed by the police, but Jane doesn't believe that it was really Red John. Is Jane just in denial, or is he right?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Reciprocity by Oroburos69 reviews
Jane gives back what he borrowed and receives gifts in return.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Patrick J.
World According to Cho by celticgina reviews
A series of unrelated pieces of differing lengths and types featuring Cho. He is so Cop-like! CHAPTER 1, Companion to LOOM by Ficlit78. You might want to read that first. PLEASE REVIEW?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Kimball C.
I don't know you, do you know me? by theforensicspecialist reviews
They found Red John. Rated T for language. R&R :
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
2 Become 1 by lil smiles reviews
"Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on. 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one." Inspired by Episode 2x11 Rose-Colored Glasses promo. Jane/Lisbon fluff. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist, who? by Chiisana Minako reviews
Jane isn't one for daydreaming. *Something* must have happened... and definitely something involving Lisbon. Wanna find out? -Jisbon/Jello
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Special Gifts: He's Checking His List by PhoenixWytch reviews
Old Saint Nick is checking his list and finds that there are some extra special gifts needing to be delivered. Jane/Lisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, The Doctor/Martha, Jack/Ianto, Kimball Cho, Red John, The Master, The TARDIS
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Habeous Corpus reviews
A proposition is proposed. What will be the decision?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 380,866 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
New Moon Edward's Point of View by EmilyMz reviews
I was reading New Moon one day and was thinking- what would the Edwards point of view be like? So I am starting from chapter one. moving through New Moon
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Dogfather by scared-of-mimes reviews
Alternate Universe, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys when he was a baby and is adopted by a muggle family. He has a relitavely normal and happy life until his family adopts a certain black dog. Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,045 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 2/8/2005
TimeTurner Twist by Morloth reviews
Nine of the HP characters are thrown forward in time. Here they ALL meet their children to be. And the paring of the future don’t agree with all of them. HrSS HpDm …
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,938 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Zoo by WannaPlayKevinBacon reviews
Muggles like putting exotic things in zoos and staring at them through the glass. Are wizards and witches any exception? A fic about the ugly things that Muggles do, has very little, if any, spoilers. Rated T for violence and some disturbing themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,145 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
School of What? by Kate-Emma reviews
Complete - When a valued member of the band is ripped away too soon, Katie Lymen, band bassist, decides on a change and moves to New York. But when she returns to Horace Green she finds that her home was there all along... Katie/Freddy.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,431 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Complete
What We Don't Know: Year 6 by Blonde Ravenclaw reviews
AU 6thyear. One little event can change the world. When a prophesized trio meets, the world will never be the same or sane again! Independent!Harry Gray!Harry LVOC OCOC HPHG in odd way eventual DMGW Full info in pro. Completed. Sequel coming soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 307,875 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
My Bane by ExtremeDancer reviews
Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy have always been enemies. What will happen when they end up in a place where no one knows of their family rivalry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,158 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Silent Tears of Crocodiles by Keres Weiland reviews
Severus Snape, the cruelest professor at Hogwarts, has a secret. No one ever suspected that Snape had been more than simply an ex death eater. What happens when Harry discovers that there is more to Snape, something to do with a vampire named Erasmus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 46,868 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 6882 - Favs: 5,942 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Somewhen by Conscience15 reviews
Voldemorts last curse before his death causes Harry to wake up next to someone he once knew. Now he's somewhen where everything gets more complicated by the second. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,828 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
She Waits by Droxy reviews
Lupin observes Hermione's and Severus' interactions at Grimmauld during the war. Responses to the Lupin Saw It 100 word Challenge and other challenges on grangersnape100 LJ. Serial drabble story format. CH 247: So Much Waits
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 247 - Words: 33,923 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Time at Military School by Colin Creevey reviews
The twins play a prank. At first, she is reluctant, but then Carey decides to send them to Military School. What will happen? Will the twins take this lightly? Find out.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Standing Beside the Fallen by Quiddityy reviews
AU. During the summer when Harry turns fifteen, things go downhill with the Dursley’s. When Harry manages to escape their abusive clutch and goes to Grimmauld Place, problems and complications arise. Rated for violence and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,823 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Raising the Boy Who Lived by Sarcastic Romantic reviews
What would happen to Harry if Lily and James had told Dumbledore about changing their Secret Keeper? Full Summary Inside. Rated for languge and slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
True Colors by stoopid2 reviews
Kate and Claire dicover the true meaning of a boy's love and the true meaning of frienship.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006
The Redwood Prophecy by Miss Auburn reviews
A prophecy is found that will change two people's lives forever. But will they accept all the prophecy says? Sometimes life has more in store for you than it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,193 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Mudblood Act by Monny287 reviews
Challenge fic. After the Final Battle, Harry is dead, Hermione captured and forced into slavery, and Voldemort signs the Mudblood Act. With Harry not around, where does that leave Hermione? And who is this cloaked stranger that comes to save her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,827 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Slave Magic by Laughers song reviews
In the world of witches and wizards slavery is cast upon those who are either too poor to pull themselves out of debt or are muggle born. Ginny and her family found themselves upon hard. Finding herself in the life of a slave she struggles to survive and
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,765 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
With a Turn of the Page by 2ilyrose reviews
The Final Battle is in Progress. Hermione writes her thoughts in her journal as the war continues. So much more than just another warjournal story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Not Just Black and White by Nova LEW reviews
FINITO!A world without Harry? Hermione in Malfoy Manor? Is Malfoy still Hermione's enemy....or does he want to be more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,752 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Count of Azkaban by goldenthestral reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban. The thing is he didn't even know. He had been unconscious at the time. Voldemort won and is now the reigning monarch. Harry is back for revenge. My tribute to The Count of Monte Cristo. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,928 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Harry P.
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Peace of my Mind by Laume reviews
Snape is in Azkaban, trying not to loose his mind. Harry is trying to prove his innocence. Dumbledore tries to get a grip. The author tries to write a decent story. Who will succeed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,493 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Misplaced Potter by chubby redburn reviews
AU OOC. A tale in which Dumbledore makes a tiny mistake that changes Harry's life. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,405 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Imperius Curse by Meowster99 reviews
Harry has just defeated Lord Voldemort. But what happens when the Death Eaters want revenge? And what happens when it is not what is expected? RonHermione, HarryGinny Rated T just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 4874 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Wrath of Harry by MaranweT reviews
Harry, In Slythein and friends with Draco! Read about his adventures with the Dark Lord and the troubles of having a girlfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace by guilty until proven innocent reviews
COMPLETE! When Draco looked at the unemployed list, a name caught his eye. Hermione Granger. She had no job... and he had just the one for her. She was going to be a nanny for his spoiled kids. This was going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,564 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Pride of a Snake by MiDNiGHT-MoRPHiNE reviews
Complete: A Severitus Challenge. Enough said? Look for sequel in the New Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,851 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Hogwarts and Winnipeggers by Middle-Earthian reviews
Formerly A New School, A New Life. When a new generation enters Hogwarts and finds it changed, what will happen to their outlook on life? Will they make it past first year? Strange things happen in the halls, and nothing is certain anymore. Chapter 5 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 3,666 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The First Summer of the Rest of their Lives by PauCev reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione have finished school and now they are spending together the last summer before turning into adults and facing the real world. There are many things unsaid, would them be said before summer is over? RH & HG RR PLZ! Ch 14 FIANLLY! up
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
More Than Friends by mysticofthepen reviews
Setting: HogwartsTrio's 6th year after Sirius' death. First part in a series. This is a HG and HrR relationship fan fiction. Rated PG13 for leeway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 32,409 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Philosopher's Stone Retransmuted by Regulus reviews
[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,419 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Somewhere I Belong by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Million Dollar Courage by Tortured Artist reviews
Courage gets the shock of a life time when he learns that he is worth over a thousand dollars. When word leaks out about Courage's value, everyone in Nowhere wants this valuable dog, including a certain villain.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Courage, Katz - Complete
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by the lines we'll trace reviews
AU, Post Black Helicopter. "He's trying to find his place here, and in doing so, he's attempting to make you all happy. However, his idea of happiness doesn't always bring happiness at first." KF/TL
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14 - Teresa L., K. Fischer - Complete
Bloodletting reviews
Sequel to "Chasing the Storm". AU Pirate. "Just because Red John, O'Laughlin and Carter are dead, it doesn't mean everything died with them."
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,465 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Patrick J.
Red Spots reviews
A collection of one-shots, involving different genres and characters. Next: Cursed, "If he has CURSED above his heart and Lisbon has SAINTLY above hers, then Red John must have MONSTER above his."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,761 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Amaranthine reviews
An entire collection of fics revolving around Grace Van Pelt and Patrick Jane; all genres. Current: Nitroglycerin, ""I want to be your friend, Patrick; and I refuse to take no for an answer." AU Pilot. Grace/Jane friendship."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Patrick J., Grace vP.
Assist & Desist reviews
She had briefly wondered if her team, as Red John had suggested, simply thought she could handle herself.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2 - Teresa L. - Complete
we froze down below reviews
Post 6x10. Hypothermia, she recalls, when the body temperature drops below 35 degrees Celsius or 95 degrees Fahrenheit. J/L-ish.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Are You Stupid, Patrick Jane? reviews
Crack!AU aftermath of 6x08, Red John. Spoilers for S6, ahoy! "What does the Internal Revenue Service have to do with you dueling Red John?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In the Belly of the Beast reviews
When she and he met on their usual Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday evenings, Red John made it his priority to knock her back into her second skin. TL/RJ
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Against the Current reviews
Lorelei paused in her thoughts, a small and dark smirk crossing her lips. Red John said she couldn't physically torture Teresa, but he never said that she couldn't torture Teresa in other ways. TL/LM.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Teresa L., Lorelei M. - Complete
Reciprocation reviews
If he gave them what they wanted, they would all reciprocate the kindness in unexpected ways. Set pre-show and extremely dark. Multi-pairing; and written for tromana.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Clockwork Silence reviews
"Appearances can be deceiving," Craig had told her once. Dark VP/O'L. Written for Miss Peg.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Grace vP., C. O'Laughlin - Complete
Lost in the Static
SPOILERS FOR 6x08. "I'm sorry I couldn't tell you this in person, but in case you didn't already know, Red John is dead." Written for Lothiriel84.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Patrick J., Madeleine H. - Complete
Frolic and Play reviews
Lisbon is trying to bake Christmas cookies and Red John has other ideas. RJ/L. Written for Kathiann.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Departure reviews
Out of all the things Lisbon had thought they'd do in their relationship of five years; going on a vacation together had never once entered her mind. TL/RJ. Sequel to Informant.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,288 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Teresa L., Red John
Songs of Innocence
It's the last message, she knows, that will ever pass through her lips too.
Crossover - Mentalist & Following - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Grace vP., R. Hardy, D. Parker - Complete
The Office Policy Conundrum reviews
AU crack!tag to 6x03. Four of the five Serious Crimes Unit agents had somehow managed to become romantically linked to one another, without Lisbon's knowledge or consent.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
The Red Tabby Misunderstanding (The Red Tabby Remix) reviews
Jane finds a special woman and Lisbon is confused. Written for the Paint it Red Remix 2013, based off the story "Red Tabby" by MerriWyllow.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
First reviews
She might be his first, but they all know, she definitely won't be his last. Episode tag to 1x04.
Following - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
The Pink Tablecloth reviews
And with that, Red John attended his first ever Valentine's Day party. Crack!fic.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Red John - Complete
Please Be Intimate reviews
"And this is exactly why we have the, 'we don't talk about personal things in this unit' policy." Team!fic, set somewhere during season 4.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2013 - L. Wainwright - Complete
Who Killed Patrick Jane? reviews
"How haven't you guys killed him yet?" Team!fic, set after the pilot. Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Grace vP. - Complete
Duplicity reviews
AU 4.24— Her last words, much like the temptress of a woman who had spoken them out loud, could have held more meanings and there was only so much time left for them both. J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ridiculous Thoughts reviews
Jane asks Lisbon why co-workers can't date. Team!fic. Post-5x01.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Chasing the Storm reviews
AU Pirate. "Watch what you say," Lisbon growled. "Or I'll slit your throat and leave your body for the rats."
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,692 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Patrick J. - Complete
Liquidation reviews
For nine months, twenty-five days, and sixteen hours ago—both of their worlds had seized to exist and they hadn't been back since. Written for The Mentalist Reverse Big Bang 2012.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Teresa L., Grace vP. - Complete
he always gets what he wants reviews
Patrick Jane always got what he wanted, even if that meant using her in the process, to get Teresa Lisbon back exactly where she belonged—in his arms. J/L, J/VP.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,343 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Weird Dreams reviews
Jane had a weird dream, and he wants to tell Lisbon all about it. J/L-ish, R/VP-ish. Total Crack!fic.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dread reviews
Five times Red John could have killed the team.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Red John - Complete
Spring Cleaning reviews
She should have seen that one coming, honestly. The man usually had excuses when faced with the idea of cleaning anything. VP/J.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
Decadence reviews
She had a duty to serve every whimsical order her master bestowed upon her, without hesitation. L/VP. RJ/VP. Femslash
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Grace vP., Teresa L. - Complete
Informant reviews
"Yeah?" Lisbon questioned with a small smile. "Me too." L/RJ. Sequel to Sanctuary.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Sanctuary reviews
Sometimes, Lisbon thought, it isn't easy being with him...but we make it work. RJ/TL.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Teresa L., Red John - Complete
Silly Arguments reviews
Five silly arguments Jane and Van Pelt shared within their relationship. J/VP.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Patrick J., Grace vP. - Complete
There's No Place like Home reviews
Falling couches, hungry scarecrows, and changing outfits was not how the movie went…but it works for Patrick Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,127 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Anger Management reviews
"I had a rather friendly chat with Director Bertram yesterday." Lisbon explained. "He thought you joining me in my six-month anger management classes would be a great idea." J/L-ish.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Kingdom of the CBI reviews
Lisbon's sick, Rigsby's been hypnotized and Jane's a dragon? Crack!fic prompted by watchyouwalk.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
how it all began reviews
Out of everybody Peter worked with, he never thought it would be Megan confronting him. Meter -Megan/Peter- friendship. 2nd piece in the "get it back to good" series.
Body of Proof - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Megan H., Peter D. - Complete
so many false alarms reviews
Five years certainly, didn't change the fact that she had once lost everything, and then was left to pick up the pieces on her own. Megan Hunt/Peter Dunlop friendship. Spoilers for 1x09; Broken Home.
Body of Proof - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Megan H., Peter D. - Complete
Will You Marry Me? reviews
He hopes that if he asks enough, she'll eventually say "yes". J/L COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,438 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Senseless Scribbles reviews
a collection of parody and humor based on almost every episode. 3nd, Red Brick and Ivy, : "Good people play Yatzee and Strip Poker, because they're good…and bad people are bad. So let's test your morals, shall we?"
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Those Damn Californian Sparks reviews
When Van Pelt joined the CBI, she had expected a man's world, but she had never expected sparks to be apart of the job requirements. J/L-ish. PARODY.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Teresa L., Grace vP. - Complete
Closets, Paintings and Shattered Revelations reviews
"Of course." He responded. "I have many pictures of you—my favorite has to be the one where you're not wearing…" SMACK. Jane uncrossed his arms to move his hand to his throbbing cheek. "I was going to say gun!" J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Switching Red reviews
"Just when you think his plans can't get anymore idiotic. It happens." J/L-ish.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,116 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
O Come, O Come Lisbon reviews
Now she'd have to make it up to him, and she doubted buying him a hippopotamus would fix anything. J/L-ish. 1st in the Christmas Lights series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Into the Dawn reviews
Post 2x23, "Instead, we're going to skip all the usual questions and we're going to get straight to the point—what the hell are you doing in my bed?" J/L-ish
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Interpersonal Relationships reviews
It all begins with one email. J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Preterite reviews
She hasn't always dreamt in black and white. For the Jello-Forever August Challenge: Past Tense.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
The First of Many Times reviews
Patrick Jane's first apology to the Senior Agent of the Serious Crimes Unit, Teresa Lisbon was bittersweet. For the Jello-Forever July Challenge: Lemonade.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Amendment of the Heart reviews
Yes, he did like her—she didn't know that, and he preferred it to stay that way. J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Silences reviews
Four months would change everything between them. J/L-ish. Jello-Forever Secret Summer Santa Gift for Just Mosie.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,529 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sweet Surrender reviews
I want to see just how human Patrick has become, and you Teresa, will help me." L/J Now Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,562 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Differences reviews
"I didn't need to know that you weren't wearing boxers, Jane." Van Pelt shuttered. "For some women, I guess that's a turn on…" Summer Secret Santa gift for Just Mosie.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Kidnapping 101 reviews
She had warned him "not to do anything that would require hospitalization, gain lawsuits or enact hostage situations" J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Psychosis reviews
He wondered sometimes when he stared at his reflection in the mirror, if he was insane and then he’d forget until he didn’t even know who he was staring at anymore. COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Three Ways To Monday reviews
He wishes that if they’re together they’ll finally give into the sexual tension mounting between them, considering that he’s tired of coming into work every morning to deal with the obvious signs of want, desire and pent up sexual frustration. J/L-ish.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Consequences of Wishing reviews
If he was right, then why did it hurt so much to leave her? J/L Jello-Forever April Challenge: Wishes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Confessions of a Red Martyr reviews
Lisbon’s heart pounded in her chest, did she…did she just admit to a room full of people, two cameras, a talk show host and Jane himself that she...loved him? J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Marshmallow Retrospective reviews
Jane grinned at her perplexity of the long pink ears on his head and held out the colorful basket to her. “Do I want to know what you’re doing?”
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat reviews
It hadn’t been the lack of banter between the two, or something majorly different between the two of them but it was just enough to make him wonder—what exactly was the relationship between the two? J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
What We Need To Know reviews
“Mostly.” He offered. “I sometimes sing.” She raised her eyebrow and he laughed softly as he shifted his guitar onto his lap. “I just remain quiet though; music often has its own way of telling us what we need to know.”
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Seven Serenades of Patrick Jane reviews
This was going to be fun, Jane decided; he was going to serenade his 'boss' for a week straight with love songs. For The Jello-Forever February Challenge: Love Songs. J/L COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lady in Red reviews
He knew she was already beautiful, but the dress has cemented the idea in his head and he knows that he won’t be able to survive work for the next week, not with the thought of Lisbon dressed like this. J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Unchained Melodies reviews
He doesn’t exactly remember what happened over the past twenty-four hours, it’s a blur and he knows that whatever he’s done; it can’t be too bad. L/J COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,787 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete