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Author has written 8 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands, Firefly, Harry Potter, and Death Note.

"Fortuna, that slut!"

- Ignatius Reily, A Confederacy of Dunces

Hey y'all!

Name: Kat (short for Katherine)

Age: 17

Location: Atlanta, Georgia.

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, Ouran High School Host Club, Gravitation, How I Met Your Mother, and a bunch of tiny little ones.

Likes: Tim Burton Movies, Anime, Fmylife.com, Theater, Italian food, BBC America, Neil Patrick Harris, Broadway Musicals, Children's Books, Expecive Flavored Teas, Christopher Guest, Japanese Snacks, Sci-Fi Conventions, Reality Competion Shows, Gossip, Makeup, Chewing Gum, College Ruled Paper, Driving, Late Fall, Vienna Teng, American Social History, Film Posters, Funny Books, Dogs, Starbucks, Fan Projects, Clean Hair, Awesome People

Dislikes: Football, In-Your-Face Christians, Red Meat, Fake Bisexuals, "Scene" Kids, Pathological Liers, Hairspray (The product, not the musical), "Serious" Gamers, Not-Clean Hair, Prima-Donnas, Dante's Inferno, Underwires, Twilight, Yellow Pants, Country Music, Clutter, Cats, Blonde Hair Dye, Acne, People Who Aren't Awesome.

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot about TEH EBIL PREPS!!11!! (Just Kidding)

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Come In Closer by xSadistxFujix reviews
Pre-transfer: A Blaine-centric story beginning from before he transfered to Dalton, through canon, and into years in the future. Will eventually go AU. Eventual Klaine. HAITUS
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,059 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
no song can describe this world by particularly good finder reviews
The lives of the characters of Glee, described in six words.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010
The Practice of Tolerance by buduica reviews
Will isn't just a teacher, but a person in his own right. It's natural he picks favorites, and that there are some students who grate on his last nerve... like Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Will S., Kurt H. - Complete
Exposure by lawless523 reviews
Being a J-pop superstar whose boyfriend is equally famous has its pitfalls, especially when the media gets involved.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,784 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Safe Haven by niblettk reviews
Santana's parents find out about her and Brittany, but Brittany is on vacation and she goes to the only place she feels like she might be safe: Kurt's.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
If Words Were Stones by Mytay reviews
A twist on an old adage we know is a lie – words can be stones thrown at you, and they can hurt. Sometimes you can lend truth to the lie that they don't. And other times you throw something back. Hard. Kurt through the years, with Burt and the gleeks.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Sparrow by SEEKER-2000 reviews
A day in the life of Kurt Hummel. "And brick by brick he is broken down every day."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
The Time Traveler's Daughter by pop off valve reviews
Alice is used to her father's odd appearances. He never approaches her, she never approaches him. He just watches her from a distance. She ignores him. *SPOILERS for CoE*
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Jack H., Alice C. - Complete
To Meet You Again by Midnight Secret reviews
At the grand opening of his father's hospital, eight year old Kyoya sneaks away. He meets a girl who shows him Tokyo through her commoner eyes. She gives him a coin to wish upon and years later she asks if he ever used his wish. ONESHOT
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Malum in Se by Within the Madding Crowd reviews
AU. LxLight. M for slight mentions of scoring. While undercover, L works for Light's illicit corporation, intending to bring the empire to its destruction. During the time of his employment, though, the two begin a more-than-professional relationship...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
And the Clock Only Echoes by Miss Mary Sue reviews
It's been eleven years since he left her falling in the river. Haruhi's a promising lawyer finally given the opportunity to work on a big case - only to find out she's going up against someone she's been trying to forget all this time. AU to anime ending.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Great Love by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Shindou Shuichi, international superstar singer of Bad Luck, has disappeared at the height of his career. No one knows where he is. Coincidentally, renowned novelist, Yuki Eiri is also missing. Told from several characters POVs. SSxYE
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,654 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
A Hero's Niece by lydiamaartin reviews
Uncle Harry was always Victoire's favorite. After all, he was the one who bought her a pony, taught her how to fly, and let her write his biography. - TeddyVictoire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Victoire W. - Complete
Strangers and their Sensibilities by Fionn Fael reviews
Random run-ins with some unusual bookstore patrons leave Sayu Yagami with a newfound appreciation for New York and its people. --slight AU, one-shot--
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sayu Y., Mikami T. - Complete
The Alchemist by ZaKai reviews
In the remains of a destroyed city, a dangerous alchemist with blood-red symbols on his gloves is watched by the ragged survivors of an unjust and devastating war. :Oneshot, no pairings:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Roy M. - Complete
Second Chance by Mew Mokuba reviews
Eiri gets the chance to stop himself from killing Yuki Kitazawa. After getting a chance to experience this new life, will he ever return to his old one?
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 96,915 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
L and the Chocolate Factory by riyaaanu reviews
L won a Golden Ticket! Now he had to drag Raito along for the tour.. Tsktsk! Poor Mr. Willy Wonka.. Chapter 6 is up!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,098 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - L, Light Y.
Five Times Matt Met Misa by Accident by Jengou reviews
Is Matt as hopeless with women as he looks? Answer: mostly yes. A humourous take on how, under different circumstances, the two might have got along.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Matt, Misa A. - Complete
there are legends about us, i think by hyacinthian reviews
Five holidays Barney didn't celebrate, and one he did.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Mary Sue Pirates Beware! by strawberrybrunette reviews
Erica was your normal, MarySue writing fanficcer until she found herself on board the Black Pearl. But what's this? Jack doesn't want to be seduced? And she's not the only Mary Sue on board? Things will quickly turn strange. Jack&Ana?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 5/14/2005
Sue Is Justice by Luunna reviews
A female officer joins the Kira investigation with no consent from anyone present. An incredibly beautiful, talented, intelligent, young, overall perfect officer. EVERYONExOC LAWLZ. T, just in case. MarySue parody.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007
True Elision by Ezan reviews
YAOI RaitoRyuzaki.Raito dies and becomes nothing. But the Shinigami need his soul,so they give him a second chance.They recreate his spirit and send him to a hellish trial where he must face his living nightmares.Intense romance comes late in fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 298,904 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007
The most retarded Christmas ever by IceCrome reviews
Say goodbye to your brain cells, kiddies. The title isn't kidding.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Understanding Women by saucykate reviews
Havoc's search for the one woman Mustang won't steal from him has some unexpected results. HavocxHawkeye.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
Pardon With a Question Mark by Saulie reviews
Prison used to be where you waited to get out. Now everyone's on death row. Then Kira gets it, but now Matt's stuck with this goddamn lunatic he's too lazy to hate. AU divergent from chapter 99. Vague undertones of MelloMatt, MattMikami. Ish.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Matt, Mikami T. - Complete
Smokin' Yagami Lights by Saulie reviews
AUish, but only practically speaking. Matt meets Light for no good reason. Sometimes knowledge never manages to add up to power, huh?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Matt, Light Y. - Complete
The Otherside by erbby17 reviews
After years, Mello meets up with Near, sparking Mello's memory about his life in Wammy's and his road to KIRA afterwards. A narative by Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Mello - Complete
Almost Good Enough by Chilly Academic IV reviews
Memories from the past take control of Mello's present. What can he do to relieve his frustrations...? 'I'll see emotion in those eyes yet, Near.' Mello x Matt, Mello x Near, Yaoi, oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
OMG, HAX by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
One shot. Mikami Teru takes his relentless quest to do Kira’s bidding and rid the world of evil to the Internet! Much to Light’s chagrin... Spoilers, oh no.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Mikami T. - Complete
Melancholy by Old Man Jeevas reviews
Near never cried. But it was never because he did not care. [MxN][Spoilers through chapter 99][OneShot]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Shut Up by yiyjfgyty reviews
Ahh, my guilty pleasure revealed! The ONE NIGHT Raito tries to get some sleep... TeruxLight or TeruxRaito, whichever you prefer. MENT TO BE SHORT. Oneshot, RandR?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
MELLO: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own MELLO unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genderconfused genius it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Mello - Complete
Crumbling Salvation by Serria reviews
Ryuk reflects on Light Yagami at the end. He thinks that humans believe in some pretty funny crap sometimes. And other times, that crap isn't very funny at all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
The Damsel and the Distressed by kaleidoscope heart reviews
What happens when an author who hates selfinserts becomes, well, a self insert? An amazing story of pirate love? Uh... probably not. Correct grammar? Uh... hopefully. Some funny situations between the Captain and a slightly anal English major? HECK YEAH!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Cake OMG Cake by kitkat411 reviews
Yes, you are going to shoot me for this. MORE CRACK SONG FICS! YAY! Ever heard of the song, Shoes, by Kelly? Well, welcome to Cake, by L. One Shot. T, yeah, but only for swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Once by riyaaanu reviews
He would never regret killing the detective.. but, just this once.. he did.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Under the Bed by Mina Lilith reviews
Just a sweet moment between L and Yagamisan. Sometimes Yagami feels like he has two sons instead of one...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Integrity and Cake by Serria reviews
Eleven year old Light Yagami runs into a peculiar stranger on a rainy day. With this person he has the most honest conversation about justice and Kira that he'll ever have, years before he ever found the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Tiny Forks by Amry reviews
There is a reason that L is never seen using a normal sized fork. The feelings between himself and his silverware run deeper than the rest of the task force would have guessed. [One shot, crack, LxTiny Forks]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Isolated Incident by Saulie reviews
When Misa made out with Ryuuzaki in the hallway for two minutes and fiftyfour seconds, it wasn’t because she was in love with him.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
Everybody Loves Oily Haired Gits by moneymakestheworldgoround reviews
Snape pairings. Set in Marauders era. Its pretty funny. A bit disturbing though.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist: What's In a Name? by Arkhaine reviews
Shortish silly fic born from an amusing discussion with a friend of mine. What happens when Fuhrer Bradley gets stuck for inspiration?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Roy M., Führer Bradley - Complete
How Hermione Granger Learned About Shipping by JellyBellys reviews
What kind of sick freak ships Hermione with Voldemort anyway? That's what Hermione wants to know when she becomes trapped in a world of neverending Light and Darkness fic cliches. TRLVHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Jack to the Future by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
Jack is accidently sent 20 years into the future and discovers what becomes of the “Legend” of Captain Sparrow. Can he find a way to return to the past in time to save his future?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,702 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005
Colossal Comedy of Clichés by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Parody of several SiriusRemus clichés in the world of fan fiction. I include some JamesLily too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Changing Yesterday by RainynDawn reviews
Verus Fatum: True Destiny. Hermione must face her true destiny when in the wake of war a mysterious object pulls her through time. There she must sacrifice all to save those she loves most. HGSB 1st part of Kismet Trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 186,047 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Sinner's End by Crystalwren reviews
A young Remus Lupin visits Severus Snape at Spinner's End. An exercise in futility and hopelessness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
A Black Tie Affair by lilkyonkyon reviews
Riza never dresses up for anything, so when it's time for the Fuhrer's birthday party—a blacktie event—she gets some unlikely and unwanted help from her fellow officers. Rated for swearing and innuendo. Slight Royai. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Simple as Boys and Girls by sciathan file reviews
[Preseries, a cycle of seven vignettes] In Suou Yuzuru's world, love was not something pursued at the expense of family honor and business. YuzuruxTamaki's Mother, Implied TamakixHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
A Caged Swann by Vee017 reviews
Will left Elizabeth for the high seas and now she's being forced to choose a suitor to marry. A man that will see her as nothing but a trophy, but one seems different...and somehow familiar...Sparrabeth [AU PotC 1]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,063 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Guardian by Dailenna reviews
[Royai] On a day left alone in the office, Havoc, Breda, Falman and Feury discover something interesting about their superior officers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Riza H. - Complete
Browncoats at World's End by Spacebabie reviews
Firefly and PotC Crossover. A device and Tia Dalma sends the Serenity crew back to the 18th century, while Will, Elizabeth and the others search for Jack. Spoilers for DMC and Serenity.
Crossover - Firefly & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 135,847 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Mary Sue Meets Gravitation by HRT reviews
The Gravitation crew encounter the worst peril of their lives. PARODY. Warnings for Character Death, MPreg, Obscure Cultural References, Mary Sue. [Oneshot].
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y., Ryuichi S., Tatsuha U. - Complete
Shame by Panzergal reviews
Matsuda reflects on Raito One shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
A Subtle Kind by Acey Dearest reviews
When others demand that we become the people they want us to be, they force us to destroy the person we really are. Alternate reality. MelloxMisa, LightxMatt. Spoilers for chapter 99. For paitac.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Mello, Misa A. - Complete
Aschenmonch by HRT reviews
Tatsuha tells Eiri a modern fairy tale about his quest for Ryuichi. Humorous oneshot. Tatsuha x Ryuichi.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Tatsuha U., Ryuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
The Power of a Moment by Nearly headless Natalie reviews
On the night Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter meet for the last time, Severus Snape explains his actions to the Order and to whom his loyatlies have always belonged.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Borrowed Clothes and Fake Jewels by Vagrancy reviews
As a child, she told all of her teachers that she wanted to be a doctor. [For 20notes at LJ. 20 Random Facts About Misa Amane. Lots of speculation. Misacentric, with some LightMisa thrown in for good measure.]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
The First Time by ZaKai reviews
It's Ed's first time, and everyone in the office is there to celebrate. ::NonYaoi, one shot::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Not Even Human by oi-oi-oi reviews
Once upon a time, in a land not too far away, a man with scissors for hands was found by a group of children. Finished.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,503 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Unusual Guests by XWingAce reviews
Ouran High School Host Club x Doctor Who The Host Club is visited by the Tenth Doctor and Rose Tyler. But there is also something else looking for a Host.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/9/2006 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Fleeting Inspiration by Anna Sartin reviews
Eiri gets irked and loses his inspiration when his favorite author writes an incredibly crappy book. Chaos ensues. YukixShuichi
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 84,595 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
The Not so Secret Window by SmileVampy reviews
Secret Window insanity romp that takes the movie and runs with it... lots of funny randomness, innuendo, and sarcasm... Read and Review please! Chapter the 13th: Mort's Road Trip of DOOM
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/30/2004
Courtyard Pirates by Aelan Greenleaf reviews
All his life, pirates had haunted him. As a boy, he longed to be one. As a young officer, he had been marked and tainted by one. And as a man, he had lost everything he ever had to one. They ruled over him, inescapably and eternally.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
Cliché by siriusly delusional reviews
Shuichi and Eiri explore the clichés of fanfiction.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Clockwork by Mai Lin reviews
I was tired of reading awful stories about Edward finding some modern chic and I wanted to write something deeper. Just a reflection so far, but hopefully a good one, takes place after the movie. please RR!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006
Second Thoughts by SnorkackCatcher reviews
A student tries the Sorting Hat on again, and finds it in the mood to chat about the Founders, the factors it really considers when making decisions, and students whose Sorting it has or hasn't had second thoughts about ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
Seeing is Believing by solitairebbw218 reviews
A young artist thinks she is losing it when a rogueish pirate's spirit comes back to haunt his likeness in a Famous Wax Museum in Vegas. Working together, can they defeat their mutual enemies, or will Jack steal Jo's heart along with her sanity? Modern
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,443 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
Can't Keep Our Hearts In Jail by Total-Jewel reviews
[The Producers] Now that Max and Leo find themselves locked up behind bars, the two now face far larger challenges than Broadway could ever produce. Will they remain at bottom line of this prison, or will they shine?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,111 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006
Last Venture by Arkhe reviews
[alternate 107] Since the very beginning, Yagami Raito had known it could come to this. And he had planned accordingly.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Shooting Stars by Chained Dove reviews
We became legends overnight. We were idols. We were the ones everyone wanted, the ones everyone wanted to be. Things happened so quickly back then that we couldn't see tomorrow past the lights... [Grasper fic]
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,381 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Touma S.
Taking by Hsuan reviews
A short take on the proverbial milestone between who Eiri was and who Eiri became.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Eiri Y. - Complete
Bloodlines by sw67 reviews
It's amazing how unlikely friendships can be formed, from uncommon causes, as Sirius discovers when he accidentally calls Lily a mudblood. [Oneshot] Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mélodie by Castalia reviews
Mika and Tohma tell their story. Prequel to the series.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Mika S., Touma S.
Ten Reasons by hazelle reviews
Ten Reasons Why Clark Kent Shouldn't Be So Freakishly Tall. Chlark fluffy oneshot. Chloe muses on Clark’s height.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
The Adventures of Sparrow and Turner by CommodoreJewlz reviews
Jack Sparrow and Will Turner have a lot of adventure ahead of them. These are the scenes that never made the big screen, or DVD for that matter. Full explanation inside.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/20/2005
You Were Meant For Me by williz reviews
The biggest and most complex adventure on is still here! Romance, adventure, action, and comedy! Read at your will. WillElizabeth! COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 164,239 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
A Real Nice Party by Astralis reviews
Things may've been back on something of an even keel with Inara, but that don't mean Mal's forgotten about there being someone else on this boat needs seeing to. Post ep for Shindig.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Mal, Kaylee - Complete
The Sky Has Claws by Taskemus reviews
[HakuroxRose] He can’t take his gaze away, even when she spots him out of the corner of her vision and turns to look at him with fearful eyes. SPOILERS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Hakuro, Rose - Complete
What Just Happened There? by ReySolo reviews
Just after Objects in Space, everyone seems to know something about Simon... except Simon. Little bit o’slash, mostly humor.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Simon, Mal - Complete
The Adventures of Mort and Chica Girl by darkprediction reviews
Collection of Oneshots about the two oddballs that are Mort and Chica Girl Finding shovels at the mall, or staring at the clouds....Read Mort Goes to the Orthodintist first.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005
Fractured Secrets by Neon Daisies reviews
What happens when strange murders start occuring at Briar Ridge Psychiatric hospital? Wouldn't you blame the resident psychotic murderer? Can a fractured psyche be mended?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,856 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Of Wonder Hamsters & Black Market Beagles by Tracy Space Cowgirl reviews
Jayne has a town named after him. Simon has a hamster.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Simon
The Trouble With Tribbles by Tracy Space Cowgirl reviews
Simon buys Kaylee a pet tribble. You can guess where it goes from there. Obviously borrows a concept from Star Trek
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Simon, Kaylee
Wedding Night by PlayerPiano reviews
It's Victor and Victoria's first night as a married couple...And they're both nervous enough to faint. Completed.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
The Old, The Overused And The Mocked: Part Three by Vaneria Potter reviews
Third in a series and my first PotC fic. Bored of reading the same thing over and over, just by different writers? Here is the fic for you! WARNING: Do not eat or drink while reading this fic or its prequels. Based off CotBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Complete
Another Fine Mess by Random-Battlecry reviews
[Don Juan DeMarco] Madness isn’t always as sudden as we might think. Before his sessions with Dr. Mickler, there were some telling moments with a different psychiatrist, who treated him...differently.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2005
Motivation by nefertari-nz reviews
Shuichi is depressed, so Ksan attempts to cheer him up. Warning: part of this takes part in a strip club. Oneshot.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Shuichi S., K - Complete
Meg Giry is not an Alto! by Britomartis reviews
Erik Explains and other such drabble that annoys the purists.R and R. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
FanFic by Asrella reviews
On an irritated whim, Yuki submits a fanfic for his own story and gets way more than he bargained for.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2005
The Violinist by Lady Awesomepants reviews
There is a thin line between being a pirate and a murderer...And some have the tragic experiance of crossing it. A now-bad Captain Jack Sparrow acquires a mute violinist on a raid. Bad summary, good fic.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,682 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
The Lesser of Four Evils by queen of the imps reviews
[Based on both movies, the book, and the TV ads] When Charlie refuses to come to the facotry, Depp!Wonka tries to choose another child. When that doesn't work, he tries to clone himself, but that leads to even stranger occurrences...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
All Alone and Incomplete by QuothxthexRaven reviews
I'm none to good at this sort of thing, so I guess you will just have to read to find out.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005
When Mary Sues Attack by queen of the imps reviews
Erik, Christine, and Raoul have been running from Mary Sues and have taken refuge in the house upon the lake. So what happen's when they're trapped there with one of the most nonsensical, uncanonical Sues out there?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005
The Boy Who Would Be King by MendaciousMinx reviews
Every skeleton was flesh and blood once, and the Pumpkin King is no exception. Little Jack Skiles loves Halloween, and hates the other children. What happens when bullying drives him to the graveyard and he meets an interesting character?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
And the Lord Said, “Let there be Crane” by Rita Hill reviews
The biblical story behind Ichabod Crane.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2005
I LOVE YOU! by Ladyofthewoodhomiefoo reviews
This story is completely random and is open to flamers and people who are nice about reviewing...I felt the urge to write it...its very short and it makes no sense, so if you enjoy randomness, then you may actually like it, but whatever. Fin
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2005
Abyssus Abyssum Invocat by Lady Sunflower reviews
Hermione is thrown back to the time of the Founders, beginning a long, sad chain of events. HermioneSalazar, oneshot, HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Puppy Love by Rosie Real reviews
A cute short story. Mort plus Chico plus A New Girl In The House equals Trouble.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2005
Love of My Dreams by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
From his cell in a mental institution, Mort Rainey dreams of comfort in the form of an angel...but is that all she is? A vision? COMPLETE!
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,888 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
Mort Goes to the Orthodontist by darkprediction reviews
Mort discovers the evils of having to get his braces checked. Does Shooter decide to come along for the trip?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Who's Annoying Gilbert Grape by kinky finkelstein reviews
[What's Eating Gilbert Grape] A spoof of the movie. Gilbert's annoyed by everyone and everything especially the fact he can't pronounce 'Devereaux!, so watch and enjoy as he snaps, throws kids through windows like torpedos, and more!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
If Birds Could Fly by Phoenix Bradley reviews
Taking care of a kid changes everything. After whitnessing a fan's death in the middle of a restaurant, her little sister is left with nowhere to go...
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,694 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004
Dinner With The Family by stillskies reviews
[Complete, Sequel to Anniversary Gifts] Eiri's family wants to have dinner with Eiri and Shuichi, but Shuichi's family wants to meet their son's boyfriend? What's the solution? Invite them both to dinner, of course! ShxY, SuxMa, TaxR, ToxMi
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,923 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Ho Mione Grunger & the TOTALLY Original Plotline! by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
Disturbed Paradise by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Reposted Sequel to Lonely Hearts As the Raineys settle in to family life, Amber learns that the past isn't so easily left behind...
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Complete
Daughter by Pantz reviews
[One Shot] "You know he was someone special because she never brought one of her boyfriends home before."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Playing House by Hawk Clowd reviews
One weekend. Two lovers. Three little problems. EirixShuichi
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,406 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 344 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Ho Ho Homo Christmas Party by Belle Hiver reviews
Just your average NGR Christmas party, complete with one or two stage shows. Rated for one or two naughty words, and Shuichi's slutty slutty behavior. (No actual explicit sex. Sorry)
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
Mr Elric by maboroshi-hime reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter Crossover. A collection of thoughts on one, Mr Elric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Edward E. - Complete
Elizabeth by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. A note discovered in Roy Mustang's office leads to an all-out investigation as the Colonel's subordinates attempt to steal his new girlfriend.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Object of Her Affections by Mikkeneko reviews
The moment she saw Roy Mustang, all those plans went right out the window.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/2/2004
Canon Strikes Back by PirateBlacksmith reviews
When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
Undesirable Flirtatious Objects by bakayaro onna reviews
OneShot. Yuki Eiri is concerned about the scary toys his lover has brought home…
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
The Cauldron Of Shame by jaderook reviews
Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
The Ugly Stepsister by Hawk Clowd reviews
Eiri wakes up in the bed of a strange woman... one shot
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Once Upon a Window by silverhorizon reviews
Angel Grant is an actress with no luck. When she finally scores a role in a movie called Secret Window, she is overjoyed. Until she realizes the catch. She has to spend time with a psycho.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004
Crimson Jade Chrysanthemum O'Flanagan by Kayden Eidyak reviews
A Gentle poke in fun at the infamous Mary Sue. Don't worry, Jack doesn't fall madly in love with her, in fact, he can't wait to get rid of her. completed
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Complete
Mary Sue the Evil Pigeon Beheader by Sputz reviews
I am sick of Mary Sues. Here is a one off written as it would really happen! R&R please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2004
Savvy! by Mebrireth reviews
Think Timmy from South Park and you'll understand the title. Basically the immediate result of one too many Mary-Sues. Flames and reviews welcome!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Vermin by Miseria Cantere reviews
The crew of the Black Pearl find themselves amidst their toughest battle to date- the fight against the infestation threatening to consume them all. The infestation of... the Mary Sue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2003
The Headfull Horseguy by Spoofmaster reviews
A moviebased parody. Ickyboo Crow goes to Stupid Hollow to solve the mystery of the bodystealing Horseguy. Woooooooo. Now edited for typos.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Zeech reviews
Vignette. JackThe Reader. Just before heading out again to go plunder the high seas, Jack Sparrow's current flame is taught the lesson all of his loves come to learn.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/17/2003
Isn't That Special by trisanamcgraw reviews
Post-"Ariel," Book gets the wrong idea. Hopefully not begging for too cheap of a laugh.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2003
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A Victory or a Funeral reviews
Drabble. Light gets dressed the morning of January 28th.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
The Curse of the Mary Sues reviews
Now Rewritten. The world comes crashing down around the crew of the Black Pearl when they encounter a horror much worse than any they have seen before. The dreaded Mary Sue!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2007
The Headline reviews
A witch on the eve of her wedding finds her mind wandering to her first date with an old classmate... Sirius Black. One Shot. Not romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Now You Know reviews
Sirius's first attempt at an animagus tranformation didn't go exactly as planned, and Remus and James are being less than helpful. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Dance Recital reviews
Simon and Inara didn't meet on Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Simon, Inara - Complete
Raven “Johnny” Braveheart Mirthrander Stormcrow 2 reviews
When you're sick of MarySues, Raven returns to invade the Edward Scissorhands fandom on her quest for love. MarySue Parody. This is a Sequel to my Pirates of the Carribean story.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Edward Scissorhands: Slasher Movie Star reviews
Edward gets hired to play the villian in a slasher movie. The director is begining to regret his decision.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2005
Raven “Johnny” Braveheart Mithrandir Stormcrow reviews
One Shot. Raven is made fun of at school and lives in a shack under a pile of poo. Suddenly she is transported into Pirates of the Carribean. Companion to Curse of the Mary Sues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
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