Author has written 17 stories for Metal Gear, Resident Evil, Gears of War, Fallout, and Left 4 Dead.
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Ravena Darkling - Original Account - Harry Potter, Pitch Black, Dragon Knights, DBZ
"So beautiful! The pain and struggle we humans are capable of!" Alfred Ashford (RE)
"Ordinary people fill their heads with all sorts of rubbish, and that makes it hard to get at the stuff that matters." Sherlock
January 1, 2016
I've got a new blog, so go check it out! I'm hoping to be more active this year. Explanations of why I've been gone are in my first blog post. I still love you all.
Official Operative Dossier
Location Classified; Has been seen in Raccoon City, Grozjny Grad, and the Mojave/Capitol Wastes
Profession Interdimensional Rabble Rouser & Writer
Secret Identity I've been known to step into the role of espionage agent, conspiracy theorist, genetic researcher, and apocalypse survivor (both in atomic wastelands and zombie outbreak scenarios)
Current Affiliations Hyperion, Caesar's Legion, S.T.A.R.S., Coalition of Ordered Governments (COG), Dark Brotherhood, & Foxhound
Personal Quote "Fate may not always give you what you want, but it never leaves you empty handed."
Things I Hate
Why I Write OCs: Because they're interesting, and written correctly can turn boring old canonville into a very fascinating ALT universe or extend said universe. I am also an original fiction writer and use fanfiction as an outlet to explore characterization. Also, sometimes, as much as you want, there just isn't anyone in canon that could possibly match with the person your trying to hook up with someone. Be realistic, a world, even a fantasy one, has more than just a handful of people in it. Grow up and embrace the OC! (Unless its a Mary Sue and then I give you permission to hang them by the ankles and torture them...)
Alternative Universes: I love these things. I can play all day with creating one and it never gets boring.
Yaoi/Slash: When I was younger (back in high school thereabouts) I actually liked a lot of the Yaoi that was out there, but as time passed I've begun to find most of it lacking in any real substance. Perhaps it was always inane, or maybe there were just better authors back when I was first reading it instead of these pathetic little preschoolers who write it just because they think its "cool" or "popular" now. It had gotten to the point where it was hard to find a decently written M/F story because the web was flooded by a Tsunami of crappy Yaoi that read like it was written by thirteen year olds who knew absolutely nothing about men, their sex lives, or even what being gay or bi entailed. I think what bothers me the most is that I know quite a few gay people and am actually offended by these little fangirls who think its all fun and games to write a couple guys sucking each others cocks ("How HAWT!"... Gag me.) Now-a-days it just seems that Yaoi is nothing but fucked up couples that don't make sense but are shoved together just because they're a pair of guys. I'm now very picky about my M/M stories that I read, and even pickier about the ones I write. They have to make sense and be almost damn near canon or have a good reason why they're together. Best examples: Shuiichi/Yuki (Gravitation) because they're actually together in the anime! And yes, I will have to use this as an example because I love it, Harkness/Butch DeLoria in Rusty Paperclip's stories, because she manages to make it realistic and grounded. So, I do not dislike Yaoi, I dislike most of its idiotic "fans" that have no shred of knowledge in the subject in which they write.
Flaming/Rudeness: Don't like a story or a pairing or just anything? Don't read it. There's a back button for a reason. Constructive criticism is awesome. Writing things like "ur dum hurrr" and "stoopid storie" makes you look like a fucktard and puts you straight on my bad list -- you don't want to be on my bad list. A) I know my writing isn't perfect. B) There is no amount of flaming commenting you can do that will convince me that I, in fact, am the idiot. I've been studying since middle school to be a writer and am currently in college going for a literature degree. Unless you are a published writer or editor fuck off. I'm not being condescending -- I'm being HONEST. Much like many of my favorite characters I have a low tolerance for idiots. Note that I have not actually had much of a problem with this myself, but I figured I might as well throw this warning up here to cover my bases. Someday, some moron will come waltzing in being a troll. Don't let that troll be you.
Writing to Get Reviews: I'm just going to come out and say it, getting reviews is nice, but if you're one of those assholes who withholds chapters just to get reviews you're not a real writer and I hope your fans leave you. If I am reading a story and someone does this I don't care how awesome it is or how long I've followed it I will unfavorite (story and author) unalert it and go on my merry way, all the while NOT leaving you a review.
Real Life Comes First: Sorry guys, my writing means a lot, but sometimes shit happens. I will try my damndest to get back to updating. In the meantime please be patient and I will make it up to you!
Whistling in the Dark; sequel now in progress
WORKS IN PROGRESS
SOMEONE I USED TO KNOW
IMPERIUM ET LIBERTAS
SON OF MARS