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Joined 04-02-05, id: 787388, Profile Updated: 02-05-10
Author has written 12 stories for Legend of Zelda, Azumanga Daioh, Harry Potter, Sandman, and Dragon Age.

"Mediocre writers borrow. Great writers steal." - T.S. Eliot

Don't mind me, I'm just borrowing.

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Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
What We Were by Crisium reviews
Just because it doesn't last doesn't mean it isn't real. Alistair/Amell, prequel to "What We Become".
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,209 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Apostates of Amaranthine by Amhran Comhrac reviews
With Amaranthine safe, Maggie Amell hopes she can finally focus on rebuilding the order and her home. Obviously nothing in her life could ever be that simple. Postgame, with lots of OCs. Spoilers for Origins/Awakening
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 529,125 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Amell, Anders
Terrible Beauty by odiedragon reviews
Also known as "Blight and Peace". A lifelong story arc of those who become Ferelden's two remaining Grey Wardens. My attempt to connect some of the canon plot points, plus a hopefully more realistic outcome post-Blight. Bent canon rather than true AU.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,379 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alistair, Cousland
Damn Elissa Cousland by tickles44 reviews
"Well, Kallian as we get to know each other better you'll find that I like to think of vengeance a lot, then I like to cry a little in order to show my vulnerable side."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,193 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Alistair, Tabris - Complete
Invictus by Fever Dream reviews
Jillian Shepard travels to Palaven in an attempt to convince the Primarchs of the Turian Hierarchy that the Reaper threat is real. However, after a PR disaster concerning her unconventional personal life, complications and cross-cultural conflicts arise.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,571 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Across the Waking Sea by JessicaJones reviews
Why aren't Alistair, Zevran, and the dog with the Warden at Vigil's Keep? They're off having their own adventure, of course.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,574 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
Twiblight by Midnight Hawk reviews
Bella Amell is just your average ordinary mage. Cullen Edwards is a Templar with a dark brooding secret. Perhaps together they can overcome the dark forces that are threatening to tear Ferelden apart? Probably not, but we'll have some laughs on the way.
Crossover - Twilight & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Cullen - Complete
Flotilla by callalili reviews
Of patchwork ships and oddities. A collection of unusual pairings from Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Summer Sword by NuitNuit reviews
Why exactly does S. Cauthrien stand by Loghain... Logain/S. Cauthrien
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Loghain mT., S. Cauthrien
What We Become by Crisium reviews
Cullen/Amell, post-game. Sequel to "What We Are." You can take the mage out of the Circle, but you can't take the Circle out of the mage.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,132 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
Never Boring by Amhran Comhrac reviews
Maggie Amell wants to rebuild the Wardens and defeat a new darkspawn enemy, but she's knocked off balance when she finds a kindred spirit in her apostate recruit. Spoilers/Completed- The post-game story will continue in Apostates of Amaranthine
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,434 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Amell, Anders - Complete
The Blanket by Axia West reviews
Anders has never had trouble with women... That is until he meets a fiery Warden Commander with a heartbreaking past. She's not looking for love and neither is he, but sometimes the Maker has plans of His own. Rated M for later chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,128 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Anders, Tabris - Complete
Awaiting the Dawn by Nastrandir reviews
When Arenyth arrives at Redcliffe Castle, she encounters someone she thought she would never see again.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,895 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Amell, Jowan - Complete
Of Bards by Rhia474 reviews
Leliana backstory, with high society, intrigue and shoes, taking place in the Giovanna Cousland/Alistair FitzTheirin ficverse. Spoilers for HNF ending of DA:O, spoilers for DA:Awakening. Written for the DA Ficathon.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Leliana - Complete
Translation Unnecessary by noobcake reviews
The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Sanest Thing by Freckles04 reviews
Elissa Cousland is left to face the future alone after King Alistair sacrifices himself to save her and his country. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Auditions by Freckles04 reviews
The pressure for King Alistair to produce an heir -- a legitimate heir -- begins. Bring on the auditions! One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Alistair - Complete
In a Mirror, Darkly by Crisium reviews
Loghain sees more than he expected in the Warden who spared his life.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Loghain mT. - Complete
But A Sword by tjadis reviews
Something in the world changes, beneath that steel-colored sky, in the fire that destroys and consumes. A secret history of Andraste.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
The Sundered Sword by callalili reviews
It’s a draining thing, a demon’s kiss—-even from a demon who looks like a girl he used to love." The Tower is crumbling, and Cullen is caught in a demon's cage. /One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Cullen - Complete
What We Are by Crisium reviews
One-shot. A Templar's cage. Cullen/Amell.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Cullen, Amell - Complete
Azumanga Daioh in Space: Special Edition by X to the Zoltan reviews
I hit a homerun with this one! See, it's Azumanga Daioh and... um, it's in space! You know, on second thought...
Crossover - Star Wars & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,747 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Just eat it by The Holy Beergut reviews
So, how does it taste?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,908 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004
Sticks and Stones by hjcallipygian reviews
The Scoobies are attacked by a vicious, malformed demon with an obscure weakness -- and the event almost proves too much for Giles to handle. Written for the Point-And-Laugh Ficathon of 2005.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
A Squib's Story by Lissa22 reviews
Violet Brown lives in the shadow of her witch sister, Lavender. She is a Squib: a minor embarrassment, an unspoken dissapointment, a fifteen year old girl without a country.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,928 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Neville L.
Cœur de Loupe by Lady Jaida reviews
For James, Sirius, Remus and Peter, both history and the future were far from kind. This is a dark love story of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, a tale of Voldemort's rise and fall, a novel of the four who were forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 238,211 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 3/22/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Gryffindor Nights by Sephulbadis reviews
Episode 2: Hedwig, Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris and Scabbers play a high-stakes game of international espionage!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003
Ode On a Cardboard Box by Sephulbadis reviews
Box-related humor at its most self-indulgent. If Snake got drunk and decided to write a love poem, I figure this would be it. No offense to S&O shounen-ai fans, of course, but this ain't.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002
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Fast Times at Denerim High reviews
OMG! Alistair has dumped nerdy Amy Surana and asked snooty Elissa Cousland to the prom! Can her wacky friends help her get him back? A high school AU - every fandom needs one - for dao challenge. Chapter 2: prom dress shopping at the Wonders of Thedas!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010
Full Circle reviews
While seeking recruits at the Circle Tower, Duncan remembers his first visit there as a young and cocky Grey Warden - and runs into an old friend. For the DA:O Ficathon. Spoilers for The Calling. Well, just for chapter 3.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Duncan - Complete
Moving On reviews
The last thing the Warden-Commander wants in Amaranthine is romance, and it's all that smarmy yellow-haired bastard's fault. Amell, post-Origins and post-Alistair; cameos from Elissa Cousland and Anders. No Awakening spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
No True Knight reviews
The naive young Queen of Ferelden loves the King, but she doesn't know the man. Featuring politics, passion, intrigue, adultery, masquerades, etc. Chapter 2: At the betrothal masquerade, things begin to get complicated.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Alistair, Amell
The Rose of Ferelden reviews
She thought "The Rose of Orlais" would be about horticulture. It wasn't. Alistair/Amell, for the Swooping is Bad weekly challenge on LJ.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies reviews
Stuck in camp for a few days, the party tries its hand at a game of Hideouts & Mobsters.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Le Morte d'Alistair, or Ferelden and the King reviews
Alistairian legend tells of the Warden King's last days. Part the First: Alistair departs for the Deep Roads. Contains doomed romance, general tragedy, and an attempt to rhyme "been" with "Queen."
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Alistair, Amell
Famous Last Words reviews
Ancient, tragic heroic poetry is not something you really want to model your life on, but Cordelia Amell hasn't got much of a choice. Amell/Alistair.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Mood Swing reviews
Delirium and Despair play dice for a soul.
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
A Marvelous Night reviews
Drabble. Tonks drops by Lupin's place with Van Morrison's Greatest Hits. Hey, at least she's not making him listen to the Weird Sisters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Code Name: Azumanga Daioh! reviews
Our heroines in a tale of international espionage! Finally an update, but it's only a preview of Chapter 7, in which our heroines get their spy education on. Who's teaching them? So very much not Yukari. I'll finish the chapter shortly...
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Matriculation reviews
Link and Zelda attend college. Adventures ensue. Chapter 6 up: Prof. Navi gives a lecture. Are you paying attention, everyone? Listen to me when I’m talking to you! Hey! Listen!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005