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I've been reading stuff on this website for more than half my life. Over a decade. How weird is that?

My favourites reflect that. I'd say I'll go through them sometime but... I probably won't.

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Model Behavior by themuse19 reviews
AU, set in Kurt's freshman year of college. Kurt has never met Blaine. Burt's heart attack left Kurt concerned about his father's health so he put his dreams on hold, but a surprise opportunity may be all that Kurt has wished for and more.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 124 - Words: 533,581 - Reviews: 5572 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
An Unexpected Alliance by MQ1 reviews
Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,016 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Fred W., Minerva M.
Each Other's Back by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
There's a missing code, and a missing mathematician, and a missing agent. Can the NCIS and FBI find them before it's too late? Story complete.
Crossover - NCIS & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,180 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Fragmented Pieces by NoDaybutTooDay reviews
COMPLETE. When Chase admits a secret to Cameron and House overhears, how will he react? HouseChase...first Housefic!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,488 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/27/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Boy Disease by Jenwyn reviews
Chad realizes his relationship with Taylor hasn't gone anywhere and tries to figure out why while his friendship with Ryan intensifies and strains his friendship with Troy. ChadRyan, Chyan slash.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,630 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Chad D., Ryan E. - Complete
Never by aprilhope reviews
Brief take on Brian's reaction to the first time with Justin, ep 101. He doesn't think it's the drugs.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Goddess of Fire by HauntedAngel reviews
Meet Ginny Weasley, twenty one year old secretary with dreams. Bored out of her mind and stuck watching her best friends fall in love, she's had it with being the innocent one. Enter Blaise Zabini, the answer to all her problems. Or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,177 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Ginny W., Blaise Z.
CLICK, BABY, CLICK! by G.E Waldo reviews
Summary: Cuddy needs to raise funds. A hospital Christmas calender is the solution! Sexy pictures of Plainsborough's sexy Doctors. Guess who Chac the photographer wants to make the special "centerfold" feature? SLASH
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - G. House - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Last One Out by Joon reviews
The years pass with Owen watching. Spoilers through "A Day in the Death."
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Opposites Attract by Nienna100 reviews
Albus Severus/Scorpius slash! yayness. "Their fathers were enemies, but opposites attract, right?" Very fluffy, nothing even vaugely explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
After the Music by weaksauce reviews
Ryan and Troy try to navigate the uncertain, and often life changing, terrain of college. They meet new friends and share new experiences, but most of all they have each other. SLASH MxM RyanTroy Tryan
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,937 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Silly Thing Called Love by Blissfully Delirious reviews
Remus finds himself in love with Sirius and trying really hard not to be. Only problem is, his wolf wants nothing more than to throw Sirius to the floor and, well. What's a boy to do? And what sort of wake up call does Lily have in mind for Sirius? RLxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,672 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fever by kelbebop-phoebenpiper reviews
A sweltering dance lesson, a kiss, and the aftermath. Follows our story, Dancing Lessons. ChadRyan slash.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,768 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3944 - Favs: 4,853 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only a Twin by Jecir reviews
They all claimed to understand, but how could they? They were not a twin. They had not lived their lives as one half to a whole. No one understood his pain. No one. DH Spoilers. George Weasley Centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/26/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Potter vs Malfoy: War's End by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
10 January: Chapter 10 edited and updated! Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy need near death experiences to finally reach a truce. That, and strongminded women. pre OotP, ships: Draco and Ginny, Harry and girl!Blaise, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 247,160 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Help by Serpent of Slytherin reviews
Hermione Granger is stuck in an abusive marriage. She wants to get out, and save her daughter from the abuse, but can't seem to find the strength. Will Oliver Wood be able to help her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Shampoo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Snape gets a mysterious Christmas gift with unexpected consequences... OOC warnings: Snape as sex god, Hermione as kissing critic, McGonagall as rock band roadie... Was I insane when I wrote this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Think I'm Gay! by Funnykido reviews
There's only one thing keeping Draco and Ginny from living happily ever after together The fact that Ginny's under the impression that Draco is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
House of Cards by Lady Bracknell reviews
After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Transfigured Hearts 15: Parting Gifts by MrsTater reviews
As a handful of Order members' await word on Harry Potter's disappearance from Hogwarts, Sirius forces Remus to come to terms with just how serious his relationship with Tonks has become. With the Order's worst fear happening, is the realisation too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Owl Chronicles by white mouse reviews
Severus, Minerva, Sybill and cringe Lockhart take the 3rd year students on a Muggle Studies field trip. Of course it's complete anarchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
After the War by Aduro reviews
AU after 5th book Takes place at the final battle in 7th yr, then six years later. Englands in a depression, and Draco's returned to save the wizarding folk from economic collapse in Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,271 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Life, Or Something Like It by CreativeQuill reviews
Sequel to Evanescence, PostHBP, HG RHr and others RomanceGeneralDrama
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,640 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Hand and Heart by Aurinko reviews
Minerva McGonagall has been Albus Dumbledore’s right hand for more than half a century. Voldemort cannot cut off the head of the Order, but how much damage could he do by cutting off a hand—or cutting out the heart? MUCH Severus Snape. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,940 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi reviews
Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something! Alternate sixth year fic with a happy ending. Is this a kissing book? [to quote the Princess Bride] Yes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 334,299 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
The White Fire by Queen Melian reviews
What if James wasn't the only Marauder to have a child? Being the daughter of a Marauder can be harder then you might think...slightly AU seeing as it's OC, year above Harry's, set in PoA. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,501 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Complete
Masquerade by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,576 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Resolution by chrmisha reviews
SEQUEL to REDEMPTION. Hermione Granger struggles with her past and finds comfort in the arms of Severus Snape. I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Redemption by chrmisha reviews
Hermione Granger suffers abuse at the hands of Lucius Malfoy. Draco Malfoy gets caught in the middle. Severus Snape struggles to save the Hermione he once knew and unwittingly falls in love with her. I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,715 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
click by Freelancer reviews
The original Order of Phoenix is getting ready to take the picture Moody showed Harry in the fifth book. However, this is much, much easier said than done...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Past Didn't Go Anywhere by Fearthainn reviews
It is 2010, 12 years after Voldemort's downfall, and Draco Malfoy has returned to England at long last. A Draco/Ginny Story. Revised and Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 118,453 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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