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Author has written 14 stories for Codename: Kids Next Door, Sing, 2016, Alpha and Omega, and Total Drama series.

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Favorite cartoons: Codename: Kids Next Door, Rugrats, Friendship Is Magic, Steven Universe, Loud House, CatDog, and so many more.

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A Dramatic Ridonculous Race by The Legendary Dragon Reaper reviews
With Chris McLean rotting in prison, it seems like the era of Total Drama has come to an end. However, numerous contestants flock to other shows, and some find themselves in yet another race around the world, and they'll make some new friends along the way. Some of them may even find love.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,717 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/15/2021 - Leshawna, Trent, Cameron, Lightning
Life's a Scream! by cartuneslover17 reviews
Post-MU. A new semester at Monsters University, with the OK gang now back in the Scare Program and Mike and Sulley, despite expulsion, close by them every second of the way, it feels like it'll be a good year. Actually, it becomes interesting: the RENEWED Scare Games. That's not all, when a student transfers from Fear Tech, Squishy's life changes even more. PLEASE FOLLOW REVIEW!
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 471,248 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/3/2021 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Mike W., Squishy S., Randall B., A. Hardscrabble
Swarming Lies and False Ties by Sammieflute reviews
Gossip, scandals, secrets, betrayal, family issues, friendships, romance, and of course: drama. This is only the tip of the iceberg of what our lovable teens go through at Wawanakwa High, and it doesn't help that they're all placed in the same English class in Grade 11. A High-School AU that features all 24 original contestants. [Follow joseeapologist on Tumblr for extras]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,318 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/1/2021 - Published: 2/13/2021 - Gwen, Heather, Courtney, Duncan
Fireworks by Aya Williams
While Vacationing in America, July fourth comes around. Noah doesn't really care, but Owen wants to experience the American Holiday with him. Little does he know the blonde has his own motivations.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2021 - [Noah, Owen] - Complete
Feel the Light by devdev2013 reviews
Johnny is now officially moved in with Rosita. So long as the CPS home visit goes well, but Rosita's a great mom so there's no way they'd say no. Now all Johnny has to worry about is plucking up the courage to ask Ash out on a date. There's also that talk his Dad has to give him. Things get complicated when Lance tries to win Ash back. Because if he can't have her love no one will.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Ash, Johnny, Rosita, Big Daddy
Set Me Free by SetoAngel01 reviews
(Sing 2016) Ash desperately tries to rationalize her new-found attraction toward Johnny - it doesn't go so well…or does it? I guess it depends on who you ask.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,318 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Ash, Johnny
CMC: The Next Generation by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
A series of one-shots on the adventures of five fillies (a flightless Pegasus, a snobby unicorn and a set of energetic triplets) and their quest to discover what makes them special and earn their cutie marks. A spin-off of "Daughter of Discord."
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,573 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Cutie Mark Crusaders, OC
Powers by xFireChickx reviews
so i know this sounds like the kind of story that you would typically ignore 'cause it's au, but i PROMISE it'll be worth it. i mean, kids next door with superpowers, you can't go wrong with that! ...okay, so you can, but that's beside the point! rated t 'cause i'm paranoid
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,097 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/11/2017 - Published: 12/11/2012
Lullaby in Brooklyn by rachelpeony reviews
When Buster Moon announces to his performers that they have earned the opportunity to visit New York, everyone is ready to hop on the next plane to the Big Apple. All except two animals. Will the young duo find themselves trapped by their pasts? Or will they overcome their differences by finding something stronger than heartache...something in each other?
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Ash, Johnny
Stay With Me by SetoAngel01 reviews
(Sing 2016) First times are never easy…especially with someone as innocent and pure as Johnny. Yet, Ash is determined to make it work.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,911 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/27/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Ash, Johnny - Complete
Flash in the Pan by Albatross Zeta reviews
Not long after Buster's success, a new showman walks into town, laying down the gauntlet at the New Moon Theater's feet, promising to crush the theater. The troop hit one home run, but can they do it twice? Meanwhile, the other players have their own strings to untangle...
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 1/25/2017 - Buster Moon, Meena, Ash, OC
Keep on Singing by Andrea O'Down reviews
A few months have passed since the grand re-opening of the Moon Theater. All in all everything seems to be fine. But under the surface, everyone has to deal with some problems.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 62,228 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Complete
Searching for a Home by Buddykins reviews
Ash gets a little uncomfortable in her quiet and lonely apartment. Maybe there are too many memories still holding her back. Regardless she sets out for a new place, while she's looking for her next apt the heater Family agrees to let her stay with them for a while. Which house will she love the most and which one will be unbearable? Subtly MeenAsh
Sing, 2016 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - [Meena, Ash] Johnny, Rosita - Complete
Chips on Your Shoulders by 616 reviews
The life and times of KND Global Command. FILE X Numbuh 78, Numbuh 34, Numbuh Ten to Midnight
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Chad D./Numbuh 274, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Patton D./Numbuh 60, Bartie S./Numbuh 35
When You Rock 'n' Roll With Me by Star Tsar reviews
A series of one shots about Ash and Lance's time together in high school.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 2/24/2017 - [Ash, Lance]
Him by Star Tsar reviews
Lance broke Ash's heart, but it's been weeks and she still can't get over him (despite what she's led everyone to believe). When her friends begin to suspect that she wants to get back together with him, and Lance gets up to his own amorous chicanery, drama ensues.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 2/1/2017 - [Ash, Lance]
The Scarlet Letter Box by Eliral reviews
Keeping up with expectations is difficult. But there are many ways to reach those expectations. Join the moon theater performers as they get ready for a the next show. Featuring sources from the outside. But the road to another successful show is not easy.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 1/16/2017 - Complete
Camping Trip by Free.Spirit140 reviews
Buster thinks that camping trips are always fun, the adventure, getting back to nature and in touch with their roots, so whilst the theatre is being rebuilt, what better way for the cast to bond? But spending so much time together when you barely know each other isn't always easy. Rated T just in case.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 2/2/2017
Adventures into Meenash by insomination reviews
I ship it. Leave me alone.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 1/23/2017 - Meena, Ash
Are You Feeling Okay? by Dr. DT reviews
Ash came into the theater not feeling herself. She had a headache and tried to hustle home. However when Johnny went to see if Ash was okay, it gradually developed into something much more than a "Are you okay?". Johnny and Ash soon become close. However, how long until Ash's past comes banging at her door?
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 1/25/2017 - [Ash, Johnny] - Complete
Sounds of the Theater by AnimationNut reviews
There was a period of time where the sounds of his theater, the ones Buster loved dearly, disappeared and silence reigned. It took a while before the sounds returned, though not quite the same as before. As far as Buster was concerned these new sounds were much, much better.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Buster Moon, Mike, Ash, Johnny - Complete
Family Game Night by Buddykins reviews
After a few months after the concert the theater group is less like a group and more like a family, and what do families do? They have family game nights. Johnny and Ash have a great family night planned for their new theater family and can't wait to share it with the other. And what better game to play with a new family than 'Cards Against Humanity? Who will make their big move?
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2017 - [Meena, Johnny] Ash, Rosita - Complete
Home by devdev2013 reviews
It has been a month since the theater collapsed. Since Johnny's Dad was arrested. With his Mom dead and Dad in jail CPS want to put him in foster care. His Dad turns to his wife's best friend. The one he forced away, along with everything else that reminded him of Gabby. Now she's Johnny's only hope to stay out of fostercare. Maybe he'll find a home & a family.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,622 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Johnny, Ash] Rosita, Big Daddy - Complete
Last Resort by rioludoodle reviews
The unlikeliest of alliances aims to recommission a teenage Sector V when a sinister group of villains leaves them with no other options to turn to. Defeating the bad guys seems straightforward enough, but the repercussions of recommissioning leave difficult questions to be answered.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,009 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Cree L./Numbuh 11, Benedict U./Father
Growing past Numbers by GoldenWolf X reviews
As Teenagers, Only the best and most loyal KND operatives have remained with their memories intact and are now apart of a branch known as the TND, This branch is not so known among the KND, only the higher Ups know about it. But soon, that's all to change when a certain Traitor Re-surfaces to Wreak havoc, and set his plan for revenge against a certain Ex Supreme Leader in motion.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Patton D./Numbuh 60, Harvey mK./Numbuh 363
Invasion by theblondeknight45 reviews
In that one moment, Nigel had made the greatest impact on the galaxy in over 1,000 years. The sentence was passed, all Earth was judged by a single operative. Now, it rests on another operative to save his planet, or allow it to be another statistic in the G:KND's reign of terror. But can he sacrifice everything his friend once meant to him? Chad's POV. Cover credit to artist.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Chad D./Numbuh 274, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Numbuh Infinity
Trick-or-Treat by Numbuh Phenon reviews
Two KND Halloween tales. One's a trick, and the other's a treat.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Stickybeard, Virginia S./Numbuh 23, Heinrich/Henrietta vM., Bartie S./Numbuh 35 - Complete
KND Files by rioludoodle reviews
Transmission established. Now granting access to Kids Next Door database. Welcome. (Dumping ground for whatever one-shot ideas I have.)
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 7/14/2016
Pain Works Just as Well as Soda by mandaree1 reviews
(Sequel to "Soda and Sugar") Rachel's boredom gets the better of her when she decides to tag along on a teen retrieval mission.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
It Only Happens When I Dance With You by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
Since Apple Bloom enrolled in dance class, she and Tender Taps have been spending a lot of time together. But when Scootaloo joins the class and proves to be a better dancer, and also becomes Tender Taps' new partner, dance class suddenly isn't so fun for Apple Bloom. Inspired by the Irving Berlin song of the same title. Cover image by Rock29Roll.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Applejack, Scootaloo, Applebloom - Complete
Ed Edd n Eddy: the High School Years (Edited) by AJ the Marauder reviews
If you already read the original story then you know what it's about. I wasn't entirely happy with how the original turned out so I "tweaked it a little" as Eddy would say.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Ed, Edd, Eddy
Operation: LEMON by Numbuh Phenon reviews
It's time for Sector A's Lemonade Luncheon, and Numbuh 10 is thirsty for a story. When a silver-tongued sales-kid comes along attempting to steal the show, Numbuh 10 decides to mold the Amish sector into the greatest underdog story of all time...whether they want to or not.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Patton D./Numbuh 60, Numbuh 10 - Complete
One of Them by storyteller362 reviews
In which Nigel gets powers. "Just before collapsing, he felt the pain leave. This couldn't have been happening to him of all people. He didn't know that his body was capable of this thing. He didn't know what he could do with it. All he figured was that Father and Grandfather knew more about it than he ever could."
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Numbuh 74.239, Numbuh Infinity - Complete
Kamek's Babysitting Days by Pixlpower15859 reviews
Kamek will babysit the Koopalings at one year old for one day. But beware, this will include multiple Koopalings, diapering, and spanking! A very fluffy story with some scenes that will not be so...fluffy.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Koopalings - Complete
The All New Double D by Dragon6 reviews
After a freak accident, Edd is sent away to his uncle's. Four years later, he returns to Peach Creek but he is a much different teenager than before. How will his changes be accepted by the others? Would he even really care?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,822 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edd, May
Wrestle me that by Ulathon reviews
Patton challenges Fanny to an arm-wrestling match that suddenly takes an unexpected turn. Now the two arch-enemies have to face that maybe they ... like each other. Meanwhile, Kuki gets a new idea how to catch Wally's attention. An independent sequel to "Wrestle me this" by deLattre. 86/60, some 3/4.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Patton D./Numbuh 60, Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
The Way he Looks Like When he Sleeps by the mizter reviews
Claire thought she had nothing to look forward to in her time at Monsters University. Little did she know that in there she would find one big, purple-feathered reason to never forget it.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,028 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Claire W., Brock P.
Arctic Training by odetowords reviews
Patton's training cadets and Fanny went to Arctic base to do the usual, yell at him. But as she's leaving she may realize something that she'll never admit...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60 - Complete
The Drilovsky Family Vacation by KNDnumber170 reviews
The Drilovsky's go to Colorado for Thanksgiving. Do you really expect there to be no problems at all? 86/60 with future kids. Based on a George Lopez episode which I can't remember the name of.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60 - Complete
Back To The Future, Sort Of by xFireChickx reviews
its another time traveling story. please read! pairings: 1x362, 2x5, 3x4, 60x86, slight 84x83 & 35x23
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 82,777 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/31/2009
Leap Day by numbuh310alltheway reviews
It's an Irish tradition. Fanny's thinking of following this tradition. Why not? *One-shot* *Is a lot better than it sounds*
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60 - Complete
A Mixed Love by 626and624 reviews
One day, Bolt and Mittens go out as friends and come back as something more. I stink at summaries. I promise the story will be better than the summary. Rated T to be safe for future chapters. BOLTxMITTENS
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,198 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bolt, Mittens - Complete
If Only You by Numbah702 reviews
In the wake of tragedy, Patton and Fanny must pick up the pieces.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60 - Complete
Older by tmcala reviews
"I think I might be old." Nigel Uno is 31 today. Set in adulthood. All sorts of pairings :D
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,858 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
Counseling by Numbuh Phenon reviews
Marriage is only filled with bliss, kisses, and hugs? That's just silly.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60 - Complete
Advertisement by blueskiesahead reviews
They were two peas in an adrenaline junkie, screaming and shouting pod. Fanny and Patton sentences, for Numbuh 212's 100 prompt challenge.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60
Eraser by tmcala reviews
To erase. To obliterate. To wipe out. That is not what her job was about. And she will never be erased.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86 - Complete
Reminder by Cybra reviews
A new birth was supposed to be a happy occasion. AU
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Monty U., Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
Part of the Muggle World by Calluna reviews
Another filk from Veela the Weird! This one's sung by Arthur Weasley, and is a parody Part of Your World from The Little Mermaid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2000 - Arthur W. - Complete
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Summer Camp Wawanakwa reviews
Chris and Chef, low on some money, have to spend 3 months running a summer camp dealing with 22 10-11 year olds on an island in the middle of Muskoka. But hey, it could be worse They could be dealing with teenagers Cover art by Caleb13frede
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/12/2021 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
A Cumedy of Errors
Noah and Owen's relationship (both as husbands and boyfriends) and the multiple ways they attempt to have sex...and the multiple ways each attempt goes wrong.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,828 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2021 - Published: 7/18/2021 - [Noah, Owen]
Wig Ok Bruh
An "in the future" Nowen story, with them married and expecting a baby. Between Duncan's move-in, Izzy and Eva's drop-ins, and the titular odd couple trying to film their cooking show, as well as the other things in life that happen during Noah's pregnancy. ...Yes, you read that last part right.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,030 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2021 - Published: 3/4/2021 - [Noah, Owen] Duncan, DJ
Chris You Ignorant Slut reviews
Collab fic with EarthmanNoEarth. Noah wakes up to discover that Eva, Izzy, and all their friends are throwing him and Owen a baby shower. Between that, Chris's unearned presence, Tyler's confusion, Alejandro and Heather's discovery, and much more it's sure to be a day to remember.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2021 - Published: 1/16/2021 - [Noah, Owen] Chris M., Alejandro - Complete
Reputation reviews
Takes place with the Kids Next Door as teens. Fanny was known for being a lot of things. She was The Fan, leader of the Teen Ninjas. Tough, brash, independent, all around highly respected, and most importanty, cool. She had a reputation to keep up with. And one boy just might destroy it. CHAPTER 9: AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,049 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Patton D./Numbuh 60
Yet Another Teen Fanfic reviews
Yup. It's another story of operatives as teenagers. Or more, a collection of stories inside a large story. Because it's so much fun to write.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2018 - Published: 11/6/2018
Fan and the Whizzer reviews
My re-write of Reputation. Fanny was a lot of things. Tough, brash, loud, and very determined to become the Leader of the Teen Ninjas. She had an aspiration to live up to. But one boy was about to destroy all of that.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2017
A Howliday Adventure- My Version reviews
I saw the sequels and was disappointed that I didn't like them. So, after a little inspiration from Bobsheaux's reviews, I decided to take a try and write my own version of how the sequels should've gone. Starting with the Alpha and Omega 2: A Howl-iday Adventure.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 6/8/2017
The Life and Times of Luna Deathtrail Howlowitz reviews
Cowritten by insomination. You know she's Meena's daughter because she's sweet, kind of shy, and is an excellent baker. You know she's Ash's daughter because her middle name's Deathrail.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2017 - [Ash, Meena] OC
Quill-less reviews
Most porcupines can shed their quills. However, most porcupines don't shed them all at the same time.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 1/25/2017 - Ash
Super Sugar Shocker reviews
This is why a porcupine on an over-sugared Slurpee is a bad idea. A gift for insomination.
Sing, 2016 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2017 - Meena, Ash - Complete
Operation: BIG-FREEZE reviews
Numbuh 10 never really knew what to expect from her day to day broadcasts. Whether it be candy pirates, another Delightful birthday, or orange soda hurricanes, every day seemed to hold a new suprise for her. However, being stuck underground in Canada with the Arctic Base Commander while trying to find a stolen piece of 2x4 technology might have just stolen the whole show for her.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Patton D./Numbuh 60, Numbuh 10
Drilovsky Family Vacation reviews
Collab with Basketballer43. 2 adults. 7 kids. 17 hours in a car. 5 days at the beach. What could possibly go wrong?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60]
Alien Lunch reviews
Numbuh Vine has an interesting lunch with an unexpected ally turned fugitive. Set near the beginning of the series.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Lizzie D.