TheVoiceOfTheJellicles
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-23-16, id: 7877457, Profile Updated: 07-28-19
Author has written 9 stories for Cats, Harry Potter, and Phantom of the Opera.

HI! I'm a TheVoiceOfTheJellicles. I write fanfiction (if you couldn't tell). I write way more than I need to. It's a hobby of mine.

CATS PROFILE:

My Fave Song: Magical Mr Mistoffelees/Macavity

My Fave Dance: Jellicle Ball

Times I've Seen CATS live: 2 (Paris and Melbourne)

My Fave CATS Character: Jemima

My Fave CATS Actor: Veerle Casteleyn

The CATS character I want to marry: Pounce/Tumble/Alonzo/Jerrie/Misto/Munkus

The CATS actor I want to marry: ALL OF THEM!

HARRY POTTER PROFILE:

(I still like all of these, some more than others)

Fave Book: HP & The Prisoner of Azkaban

Fave Movie: HP & The Half Blood Prince

Least Fave Movie: HP & The Goblet of Fire (did the barber go on holidays for that movie?)

Fave Quote: "How much for this?" "Five Galleons." "How much for me?" "Five Galleons." "But I'm your brother." *shrugs* "Ten Galleons."

Fave Weasley: GEORGE!!!! GEORGE!!! GEORGE!!! (Sorry Ron)

Fave Female: Hermione (duh)

Fave Villain: Bellatrix LeStrange

Fave Male: Harry (book Harry not movie Harry)

Fave Professor: Lupin (fuck Snape)

Richard Harris or Michael Gambon: Michael Gambon

Fave Thing that wasn't in the Movie: Fred and George bewitching snowballs to hit Voldemort in the face. (read HP and The Philosopher's Stone)

Which is your house on Pottermore: Slytherin (go figure) and Gryffindor. I have two accounts. My main one, I am in Gryffindor.

What is your true house: Gryffindor

What class would you take: Defence Against the Dark Arts

FUN FACT: I am part Jellicle and part wizard.

TO THOSE THAT POST MEAN AND UNSUPPORTIVE THINGS ON PEOPLE'S STORIES:

Don't you wish they invented a button on your browser so you, you know, don't have to read things you aren't comfortable with against your will.

Oh wait they have!

If you aren't comfortable with reading my stories (or any other story), don't post something mean to me (or the author). Just don't read it. It's not that hard.

I'm done ranting.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan,ObiBettina7, artemiswolfboy, AriaCloudrunner, musicgal3, Misterfleas, CyrusBryn, Jemidancer2011, TheVoiceOfTheJellicles.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

MY 9 NAMES

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Jemima

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle.)

Jemiizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fave color and fave animal)

Purple Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Jean Kensington

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Wooje

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Blue Ginger

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Elainen

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Kenny Carmella

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Polly

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley , put this in your profile

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I'm not lgbtqiapk but I believe no one should be made to feel like sh*t because they love someone outside societal norm.

Now, here are 37 things you must do in an elevator before you die. Or after. It really doesn't matter so long as you do them:

1: Walk on, and then say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

2: When the doors close, reassure everyone. "Don't worry, they open up again."

3: As soon as the doors close, say in a deep demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

4: Grin stupidly at another person, then when they start to look uncomfortable, say, "I have new socks on."

5: Take your shoes off as you enter the elevator, and act disgusted that nobody else does.

6: Let your cellphone ring. Don't answer it.

7: Ask, "Did you feel that?"

8: Dress in a black cloak with a high collar and hood. During the trip, stare and say in a deep voice, "It is time."

9: Carry a cooler into the elevator that reads, "Human Head."

10: Stand in a corner grimacing, then slap your forehead and mutter, "Shut up, all of you, just shut UP!"

11: Pretend to be a flight attendant and go over safety and exit procedures.

12: In the dead silence, ask the other passengers, "Was that your beeper?"

13: When people get on, shake their hand, greet them warmly, and tell them to call you Admiral

14: When arriving at your floor, pretend to struggle to open the doors manually, then act embarrassed when they open on their own.

15: Stare at another person in horror, then yell, "You're one of THEM!" and back to the other side of the elevator.

16: Draw a chalk square on the ground and tell the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

17: Stand motionlessly in a corner facing the wall. Do not talk to anyone, and do not get off the elevator. (See how many people deliberately stay on a long time just to see when you will get off.)

18: Drop something. When somebody else leans down to pick it up, scream, "That's MINE!"

19: Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let them close, turn to the person next to you, and say, "Hey, -insert name here-, how's your day been?"

20: Try to make personal calls on the emergency telephone.

21: Offer to push buttons and then push the wrong ones.

22: Say, "I wonder what these do?" and push all the red buttons.

23: Bring a camera and take pictures of everybody in the elevator.

24: If you have a briefcase/suitcase/purse/bag that must be opened, open it a tiny bit and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

25: Make car noises whenever the doors open/close.

26: Say, "DING!" at each floor.

27: Ask somebody which floor they want. No matter what they say, give them a shocked look and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" Until one of you gets off, glare at them and make little disgusted noises.

28: Tell people you can see their aura.

29: Make obnoxious little noises occasionally.

30: Make explosion noises whenever anyone pushes a button.

31: When people are getting on, whisper, "Hide it-quick!", then act overly nonchalant.

32: Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

33: Swat at imaginary flies.

34: When only one other person is on the elevator with you, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

35: Ask somebody which floor they want. Then, ask in "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" style, "Is that your final answer?"

36: Congratulate everyone for being in the same elevator with you.

37: As you reach your floor, get very emotional. Hug everyone and tell them you will never forget them.

Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)

1. Jemima

2.Demeter

3. Munkustrap

4. Victoria

5.Rumpleteazer

6.Mungojerrie

7. Alonzo

8.Pouncival

9. Bombalurina

10. Rum Tum Tugger

(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?

Jemima and Rumpleteazer are secretly mates.

(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they think?

Demeter finds out that Victoria and Munkustrap are mates. She is heartbroken and runs off to Macavity.

(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?

Something shiny.

Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.

Good girl tribe favourite falls for bad-tom (bad - boy)

Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.

Wishful Thinking

(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?

8/5 Pounce & Teazer because I feel like Teazer would be a total sweetheart with Pounce.

Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?

Oh god. I don't know. Maybe Alonzo becasue he's older and has more experiance.

(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (9). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (2) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (1). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (1), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is the tribe's reaction?

Oh dear god.

Rumpleteazer is mated with Munkustrap, but Mungojerrie wants Munkustrap all to himself. Mungojerrie gets Demeter and Pouncival to help, but everything goes wrong when Munkustrap runs off with Bombalurina. Victoria and Tugger go to bring them both back, but find out that Demeter and Munkustrap are the parents of Alonzo and Jemima. It comes to light that Rumpleteazer was cheating on Munkustrap with Jemima and cheating on them both with Pouncival. The rest of the tribe decides to not get involved for their own safety.

What would you do if...

- Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Smile and cuddle her.

- Number 2 got sent to jail? Blame it on Macavity

- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? "DAD!"

- Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Give Vic a stern look. That's it. Jus a look. She'll get the message.

- Number 5 cooked you dinner? Eat it. Chances are it's from Victoria Grove.

- Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Smile and hug him.

- Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Erm... your the same age as my dad. The f*?

- Number 8 was in the hospital? Visit him and hug him - WTF DID YOU DO? THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE?

- Number 9 made fun of your friends? Slap her. She deserves it. Cettie would probably give me a high five.

- Number 10 ignored you all the time? Pull an Etcetera.

1) Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Victoria invites Munkustrap and Pouncival. Munk politely declines due to protector duties and Pounce is extremely uncomfortable.

2) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Oh dear god... Mungojerrie maybe because he's fun and I have a major crush on Drew Varley

3) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Munk falls for Jerrie. Pounce is jealous. Munk laughs at Pounce thinking he is a naive little kitten until Pounce kisses him. They fall in love and Jerrie falls for Jemima.

4) Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Victoria jumps me in a dark alleyway. Alonzo because he's tough.

5) One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Everything burns. She's too young.

6) Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Munk marries Bomba purely due to age (the other two are kittens)

7) Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Bomba is late to Demeter and Alonzo's wedding. She was banging Tugger and Demeter is disappointed and Alonzo secretly impressed.

8) Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

M'kay, Bomba murders Demeter's bff Jemima. Demeter then kills Tugger.

9) Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Chances are, Mungojerrie will save himself. He's tough and has also had dealings with Macavity.

10) Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Pounce gets a valuable lesson in hunting.

1. Jemima

2.Demeter

3. Munkustrap

4. Victoria

5.Rumpleteazer

6.Mungojerrie

7. Alonzo

8.Pouncival

9. Bombalurina

10. Rum Tum Tugger

11) Tantomile

12) Coricopat

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Noope.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well Viccy is pretty cute and she has a good athletic build.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Wait, WHAT??? HOW IS THAT POSSSIB- oh, Tants has magic.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Do I? Well there was one where...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

no, Demeter has Munkustrap and Mungojerrie has Jemima

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He slowly backs away...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

After discovering he is adopted, Tugger finally come to terms with his feelings for his brother.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Of course.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I literally have nothing. NO idea

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Seduction through dance. *shrugs* It's what she's good at.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Not to my knowledge.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't believe so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Nope. But Change two to one and maybe. I have some sick friends.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

MEOW!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Girl All The Bad Guys Want by Bowling For Soup

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

warning: this sh* will be ca-razy!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Any sort of corny one. Like 'Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.' and then Demeter will promptly slap him and walk off.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"Mother and daughter's friend." *says through telepathy*

20) How emo is Seven?

Alonzo's a little emo. Just a little

(10) and (1) are in a happy relationship until (10) runs off with (12). Turns out, (10) was cheating on (1) for (12) and (12) was pregnant with (10)'s child. Heartbroken, (1) then has a bad relationship with (4), a hot one night stand with (11), almost marries (6) at Vegas, and is about to start a happy relationship with (9) until (2) kills (1) out of jealous rage and having loved (9) from the beginning. (9) and (2) marry and live their lives as happy outlaws like Bonnie and Clyde. Meanwhile, (5), who is happily married to (7) informs (3) of (1)'s murder where (3) is able to bring (1) back from the dead by kissing (1) at (1)'s funeral. (3) pronounces his undying love to (1)- where they then marry by (8) as the priest to their marriage. THE END!

Oh boy. Tugger and Jemima are in a happy relationship until Tugger runs off with Coricopat. Turns out Tugger was cheating on Jemima for Coricopat and Cori was pregnant with Tugger child (magic). Heartbroken, Jemima then has a bad relationship with Victoria, a hot one night stand with Tantomile, almost marries Mungojerrie at Vegas and is about to start a happy relationship Bombalurina until Demeter kills Jemima out of jealous rage and having loved Bombalurina from the beginning. Bomba and Deme marry and live their lives as happy outlaws like Bonnie and Clyde (not that hard to imagine tbh). Meanwhile, Rumpleteazer, who is happily married to Alonzo informs Munkustrap of Jemima's murder where Munkustrap is able to bring Jemima back from the dead by kissing Jemima and her funeral. Munkustrap pronounces his undying love to Jemima- where that then marry by Pouncival as the priest to their marriage (seems legit ;D). THE END. wow.

Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)

1. Jemima

2.Demeter

3. Munkustrap

4. Victoria

5.Rumpleteazer

6.Mungojerrie

(I wish there were more than six places!)

(1) and (3) have two kittens. What do they look like and what are their names?

One is called Silhouette and is female. She looks like Munkustrap, except that the spots where Munk is silver, she is a dark burgundy, giving her the appearance of being all black. The second is Emerdon and is male. He is silver and white with stripes of dark orange across his chest, neck and back.

(4), (5) and (6) are all competing for (2)s affections. Who wins?

I think Victoria would win because Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer remind Demeter too much of Macavity

(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?

Probs his sister because she's annoying.

(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?

Uhhhh... both? Neither? I dunno.

(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
Jemima creeps into Rumpleteazer and Mukustrap's den to find them about to pour water over Demeter. Victoria and Mungojerrie make a loud noise to see what's happening and those three decide to wake Demeter or help Rumpleteazer and Munkustrap. They pour water all over Demeter, who becomes annoyed and refuses to talk to any of the others for the rest of the day.
Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.
Love Story - Taylor Swift

Some newbies!
Love Polygon time! (Technically hexagon - who cares?) (1) discovers their mate, (4), doesn't love them anymore- they love (6). (6), however, secretly fancies (2). (2) proclaims their love for (3), but (3) and (5) are happily together, except (5) keeps on dreaming of (1)...

Jemima discovers her mate, Victoria doesn't love her anymore - she loves Mungojerrie. Mungojerrie, however secretly fancies Demeter. Demeter proclaims her love for Munkustrap (no surprise there), but Munkustrap and Rumpleteazer are happily together, except Rumpleteazer keeps on dreaming of Jemima...

If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?

Mungojerrie probably. Don't ask why... I just get a sense.

(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?

Probably Jemima, because she's the smallest and quite possibly the weakest and would be easy to get out of the way.

Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1
Jemima
2 Demeter
3 Munkustrap
4 Victoria
5 Rumpleteazer
6 Mungojerrie

(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?

Oh Jesus Christ, ummm... siblings? Under the parenthood of Jenny and Skimble... they are both very small, and very fast.

Imagine that (2) is a thief. Some items are left lying around, but (2) they can only steal one item. Which one is it? The items are as follows: Argentine joint, a string of (fake) pearls, a wristwatch, a mini Peke statue and an old book.

Demeter would definitely take the book. Just due to curiosity.

(2) and (3) are caught by (1) together in a deserted spot. Although they say that (3) is comforting (2), the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does (1) think the real reason is?

Munkustrap and Demeter are caught by Jemima together in a deserted spot. Although they say that Munkustrap is comforting Demeter, the expressions on their faces tell another story. They were actually having some alone time together, away from their daughter. Jemima thinks they were... um... maybe... kinda... how do I put this... planning her a surprise birthday party (what were you thinking? EW! GROSS! NO!)

(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (2), whom (4) likes. (2), however, is torn between the two, although (5) catches their eye. What happens next?

Munkustrap and Victoria are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that Munkustrap is wanting to mate with Demeter, whom Victoria likes. Demeter, however, is torn between the two, although Rumpleteazer catches her eye. Munkustrap and Victoria are both shocked and a bit stroppy when this admiration comes to light.

Continuing the previous scenario, (5) loves (1) and (1) secretly admires (5). What happens when (2), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (1)?

Rumpleteazer loves Jemima and Jemima secretly admires Rumpleteazer. When Demeter, Munkustrap and Victoria discover that Rumpleteazer loves Jemima, and all have a kinda "Are you freaking kidding me???!!!".

(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honour for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)

Mungojerrie has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Everyone is a little confused.

1) Jemima

2) Demeter

3) Munkustrap

4) Victoria

5) Rumpleteazer

6)Mungojerrie

7) Alonzo

okay, 1 is in love with 4, what does she do?

Asks her out. Jemima is a very no nonsense kitten.

4 says yes to 1 and they are happy, then 6 comes and kidnaps 4 what does 1 do?

Viccy says yes to Jemima (yay!) and they are happy, then Mungojerrie comes along and kidnaps Victoria. Jemima gets Alonzo and Munk to help her break Viccy out of Mungojerrie's grasp, only to find that he had kidnaped her for Macavity (surprise, surprise) and that Jerrie had already broken her out.

5 wants to talk with 4, but then he kisses her and 1 see's them. What does 4 do?

Rumpleteazer wants to talk with Victoria, but then SHE kisses her and Jemima see's them. Victoria, seeing the look on Jemima's face, pushes Rumpleteazer away. She watches Jemima run away and tries to run after her.

if you were 1 and you saw that, what would you do?

Do exactly what I wrote. Run for the hills.

If you were 4, what would you say to 1?

Girl, your leg extension needs some work. I'll help you... if you teach me to sing...

1.) Female Character: Victoria

2.) Another female character: Demeter

3.) Male: Mungojerrie

4.) another male: Munkustrap

5.) Favorite character: Jemima

6.) male: Alonzo

7.) Female: Rumpleteazer

8.) Male: Macavity

9.) Female: Bombalurina

10.) Male: Plato

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

Yeah. It was okay.

you think 3 is hot? How Hot?

*guiltily smiles* a little bit.

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Erm... Plato would lose it.

you recall any good fics about nine?

Who hasn't? *cheekily winks*

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

I don't actually think so. Purely because Rumpleteazer would remind Demeter too much of Macavity. MACAVITY!

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

4/9 Munk and Mac do not (and I repeat DO NOT) get along.

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

She wouldn't get it, and Mungo would be embarrassed. It's their boss after all.

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.

What happens when her knight in shining armour stops being her prince? What happens when his best mate falls for her?

there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?

I... erm... maybe... LET ME LOOK IT UP REAL QUICK... nope! It should be tho. I can see it.

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Friends Are The Family You Choose.

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

Bit of romance. The protector and the dancer.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

Not to my knowledge...

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?

Oh jesus... I don't know... Nobody's Home (for a guy)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Mary Stewart's The Hollow Hills:

'... bar of bloodless flesh where the stone had bitten in. I began to...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A take-away hot chocolate cup.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Stranger Things

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:40am ish...

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

HELL YEAH!!! 10:40am!!! I'm awesome!!!!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Ginnifer Goodwin and Jason Bateman. Yes, it's Zootopia, so?

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday because I was going for a swim

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

T.V.

9. What are you wearing?

Blue onesie.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. It was about penguins.

11. When did you last laugh?

5 minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Art.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nooo...

14. What do you think of this survey?

I like it.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Zootopia.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The rights to CATS. And a large room, made to look like the Jellicle Junkyard.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

No.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

End ALL wars.

19. George Bush:

No.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

idk, depends.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Dawn... maybe... or Robin...

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I wanna live in the heart of London.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

6. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

It's Called ... THERAPY

If you think Mr Mistoffelees and Victoria are SIBLINGS and not mates, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this on your Profile
If you think CATS is the best musical ever

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile. (Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile. (Cats!)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) Pepper Lemon (Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.) MrsEdgarAllanPoe (Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47 (Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman) SweeneyToddLover26 (Sweeny Todd, Pippin, Shaggy from Scooby Doo...i was little, Snape...very short time...Ron Weasley,Draco Malfoy,Alexander Sterling,many more), Hazelthorn (Mungojerrie, Sweeney Todd, Draco Malfoy, Edward Scissorhands, Klaus Baudelaire, Titus (from Pure, Dead, Magic), Phantom, Roger, Oliver Wood, Graverobber, Repo! Man, Jack the Pumpkin King, Lock, Puck (from Sisters Grimm), Ash Redfern, John Quinn (Better known as Quinn), Gomez Addams, Kazune (from Kamichama Karin), Morgead (from Night World), Galen(from Night World), Peter Pan, Randall (from Monsters Inc), and many, many more) BroadwayKhaos (same as SweeneyToddRocksMySock all the toms in Cats and HP guys, plus Commander Riker, Captain Kirk, and Anakin Skywalker and way more that i'm not gonna list :P), Rumplejemima fan (Harry Potter, Phantom, Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Jasper, Mungojerrie!(My little thieving ball of ultra cat awesomeness/my current love affair), Munkustrap, Mistoffelees, Alonzo, Plato(All of the other cats toms who were not special enough to name but I still love.) TheVoiceOfTheJellicles (Mungojerrie, Munkustrap, George Weasley, Alec Lightwood, Jace Herondale, Lucas Sinclair)

I promise to remember Bombalurina

When I want to get attention;

I promise to remember Tugger

When I go against conventions.

I promise to remember Plato

Whenever I'm being quiet;

I promise to remember Bustopher Jones,

When I say I want to diet.

I promise to remember Munkustrap

Who taught me to be caring;

I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly

Who taught me to be sharing.

I promise to remember Mistoffelees

Who taught me to be clever;

I promise to remember Gus

Who taught me to endeavour.

I promise to remember Jemima

Whenever I sing a song;

I promise to remember Grizabella

When I feel I don't belong.

I promise to remember Alonzo

Whenever I see someone show off;

I promise to remember Demeter

When I look at them and scoff.

I promise to remember Skimble

When I'm getting on a train;

I promise to remember Cori and Tanto

When I question if I'm sane.

I promise to remember Admetus

When I pull a funny face;

I promise to remember Victoria

When I recompose my grace.

I promise to remember Pounce

Whenever I'm being daft;

I promise to remember Tumble

Whenever I've smiled or laughed.

I promise to remember Macavity

When hear of or see a crime;

I promise to remember Griddlebone and Growltiger

When I fall in love for the first time.

I promise to remember Cassandra and Exotica

When I'm being rather mysterious;

I promise to remember Etcetera and Electra

When I'm feeling rather delirious.

I promise to remember Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

When I know I've done something naughty;

I promise to remember the Rumpus Cat

When I know I'm being haughty.

I promise to remember Deuteronomy

When I think of those who've gone;

But I promise to remember the Jellicles

When it's time to finally pass on.

Practical cats, dramatical cats Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats Oratorical cats, Delphicoracle cats Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats Romantical cats, Pedantical cats Critical cats, parasitical cats Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats Statistical cats and mystical cats Political cats, hypocritical cats Clerical cats, hysterical cats Cynical cats, rabbinical cats That is all :) Copy and paste if you have heard CATS so much you know this off by heart!!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

CHECK OUT MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL: Jemima TheKitten

WHO ARE WE? THE CATS FANDOM! WE HAVE ABNORMALLY LONG PROFILES!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Genesis by No Fate 1990 reviews
Buffy dies giving birth to her daughter, Genesis. Spike is Genesis' father. Spike is left alone to raise their teenage daughter. Reviews are welcome.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Basketball and Angels by okayitswayland reviews
Jace Herondale is the best basket ball player in America, and his team has just won the NBA. His coach signs a deal with The Manager of Victoria secret angels Magnus Bane and Jace gets partnered to work with Clary the sexiest girl in the world. Will he finally find one love, or will this be just like a one night stand? All TMI SHIPS! Rating may change ! FULL summary inside.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,828 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] OC
Daddy's Monster by rocket-queen98 reviews
S4—"As centuries passed Charlotte's mental state declined and she could not contend with her mind. As this happened, there were no more reports of her sanguinary deeds nor anything else, only tales of the monstrosity she was regarded as. Until Spike and Drusilla came upon her one night, drawn by screams and a compulsion to follow and, apparently, deemed themselves her parents."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,794 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/20/2019 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Angel, Drusilla, Spike, OC
Once a slave by HumanGuineapig reviews
An alternate story of how Munkustrap came to be a Jellicle...when Jellicle Leader, Old Deuteronomy, is looking around the markets one day, he spots a young, starved, beaten Tom-kit and knows he has to do something, that he has to save this kitten. But the kind-hearted leader is unaware of the struggles the kitten will face as he grows and the past that will come back to haunt him.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 124,866 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Macavity, Munkustrap, Old Deuteronomy, Rum Tum Tugger
CATS and Alaska Don't Mix by Stardust Trail reviews
Revamped version of Cats Plus Alaska Equals Chaos. The actors of the videos must find their inner Jellicle as they are staying with the cats on a vacation in Alaska, courtesy of Andrew himself. PLEASE READ LAST CHAPTER IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY FANS.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2019 - Published: 6/10/2014
The Longer I Live by thatawkwardsoftball reviews
Christine and Erik are sweethearts in high school and throughout college until they uncover dark memories from a long forgotten past. E/C smut.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,946 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Complete
Jellicle Melodies by Alexandra Elf reviews
Originally called Jellicle Songs for Human Girls. When a musical geek gets sucked into her favorite musical, things... don't quite go as planned. She ends up falling in love, but when her family is threatened, what's a girl to do? Disclaimer: Please don't kill me for shipping Quaxo and my OC! Rated T for a couple adult themes and a couple obscenities. Please Read and Review!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,357 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/15/2018 - Published: 1/8/2017 - [Mistoffelees/Quaxo, OC] Macavity, Old Deuteronomy - Complete
Eliza's Flame by BooksNotBoys reviews
When Eliza catches Alexander in bed with her sister, she is devastated. Can she find solace in the arms of Jefferson and Madison, or will she be drawn back to Hamilton like a moth to a flame? Modern AU, Hamilton is a sophomore in college, Eliza is a homebody (by choice) and Jefferson and Madison are juniors at Hamilton's college. Probs very OOC.
Hamilton - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,467 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/6/2018 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [J. Madison, T. Jefferson, Eliza S.] A. Hamilton - Complete
The Way I Hate You by GirlInHerOwnWorld reviews
Clarissa, new girl for the last time, starts Idris Academy. With rumors and a bad reputation all before her first day, life is harder than ever. There is one tormentor in particular she just can't shake, one Mr. Jace Herondale. What happens when the Dirty Slut and School Fuckboy are forced into a year long project together?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
A Perfect Beginning by theatrenerd24601 reviews
Set shortly after the end of the Anastasia musical, it covers what happens after Anya and Dmitry elope.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 9/12/2017
Buried Passion by heartcarver reviews
Clementine Bricker is a singer in America and is mildly known for her performance in Buffalo Bill's show. What no one knew about was the string of murders she left all over the west territories. After a bloody mistake she escapes to Paris and under the name Adelaide Le Gall, begins to preform in the Palais Garnier. But a lingering ghost isn't happy with the new singer on his stage.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Erik, OC
In Between Worlds by DianneRose2016 reviews
Challenge Fic full summary inside: Buffy dies at the end of Season 5, but what if instead of going to Heaven she doesn't go anywhere? Buffy is linked to Spike and spends her time dead as a ghost connected to Spike. No one can see or hear her. Buffy watches as Spike takes care of Dawn and goes through those 147 days on his own. But what will happen when Buffy is brought back?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,162 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/19/2018 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Buffy S., Dawn S., Spike
KITS TeaserTrailer by WaitingformyMunkustrap reviews
A cinematic masterpiece including some of the highlights from Mistoria5eva's and my new project KITS! Can the next generation of Jellicle cats outrun their parents legacy?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 1/31/2017 - Macavity, Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger, OC
Amara by CRebel reviews
The night Spike and Drusilla flee from Sunnydale, they aren't alone. Their five-year-old daughter, Amara, witnesses her parents' relationship begin to crumble from the backseat of her father's car.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2017 - Published: 9/18/2016
Has Paris grown on you? by theatrenerd24601 reviews
An angsty one shot based on the prompt- "Dmitry gets hurt protecting Anya." Don't worry, he's fine.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Complete
And now: The punchline by HaveYouBeenAnAlumnus reviews
A story is only as funny as its punchline... Requests wanted. More information inside.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 6/25/2017
The Watcher's Diary by endlessmuse reviews
Rupert Giles writes down his thoughts concerning his charge, one Buffy Summers, throughout her Slaying career. Snark, British pride and a father's love found within. Each entry is based on an episode and will span every episode that Giles appears in.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 114 - Words: 125,077 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Buffy S., R. Giles
Fragments of his World by IamtheHamiltrash reviews
In their community, if any authoritive figures found out that they were anything but straight, the penalty would result in death. Mayor George the III reignes with an iron fist, dozens falling each year. It seems impossible that a group of LGBT college students formed many years back is still here today. But it is. And there's a new kid in town. Let's see what he does. (LAMS AU!)
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 7/29/2017 - [A. Hamilton, J. Laurens] [J. Madison, T. Jefferson]
The Longest Time by DaddoMulligan reviews
When a psychic named Aaron Burr starts to have visions of the grave days to come, he knows he must rewrite history to avoid the horrid events he's seen. Utilizing his past connections with former coworkers, Aaron becomes the captain of the Timeship Revolution. Follow Aaron Burr and his crew throughout time and space as they repair tommorow and try not to damage today.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2017 - A. Burr, P. Schuyler, Maria R., T. Jefferson
My Savior, My Love by CourtneyXD21 reviews
Bella is a normal human teenager until one night she dies and her second chance in life is a Jellical Cat. Tugger finds her and helps her through her life as a Jellical Cat. Will love blossom? Read to find out. ( The name Bella has no relation to Bella from Twilight, all credit to cats goes to Andrew Lloyd Webber I own nothing from cats. Mature audience is advised)
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Rum Tum Tugger
Sunshine and Shadows by Slaymesoftly reviews
Banner challenge fic - Spike doesn't leave with Dru, comes back to help Buffy, Dru leaves, Buffy sends Angelus to hell, they form a friendship. (full criteria for the banner will be on the last chapter)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,808 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Who Am I? by minerva0202 reviews
Clary has been sent to an lowkey Art school in New York, far away from her mother in London. There she meet's the feisty but lovely Isabelle, her brother Alec, the nerdy Simon and the mysterious Jace. But why did Jocelyn send Clary away? What are Isabelle, Alec and Jace hiding?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/26/2017 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Clary F., Jace W., Jocelyn F., Valentine M.
My Angel of Music by Gustave Daae Y reviews
The Phantom did not escape the gypsy's at a young age. He is still trapped. One day a little girl named Christine got trapped in the cage with him. She gave him hope which was the best and only present he had been given. He finds himself raising Christine after the tragic death of her father. He learns how to love and so does she. ExC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 4/8/2017
Farewell My Idol and Friend by Traillbits reviews
The night before Christine is wed to Raoul, she receives an unexpected visitor from the past. NOT a LND story, based around the events of the stage musical.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Erik, Christine
Unsung by Wheel of Fish reviews
Christine Daaé has spent eight months imagining what she might say to the Opera Ghost if she ever saw him again. Now he is here in her flat, quite by accident, and the fact of the matter is she can no longer speak. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,840 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 2/1/2017 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Mortal Instruments: Parallel Universe by abcmadi123 reviews
Clary has been taken to a parallel universe. Jace, Isabelle, and Alec have never met her. Valentine is raising her along with her brother Jonathan. Luke died in the uprising with his leader—Jocelyn. While trying to figure out what's happening, Jace and the others are searching for her back in their world. Could this all be a bigger plot from a bigger threat? CLACE, SIZZY, MALEC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,871 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 2/15/2017
Please, remember by Booksil reviews
In the demon realm, the cost to escape was taking Simon and Clary's memories- taking them out of the Shadow world forever. Clary and Simon begin living a lie- a life they shouldn't be living...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Clary F., Jace W., Simon L.
Ghost by allieofmyeye reviews
A promise made at sixteen to a silent Ouija board would forever change the future of my life, little did I know it... Erik/OC Alternate Modern Day
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2017
All I Ever Wanted by nibblesfan reviews
Meg's bullet didn't kill Christine, but at the her life was spared at the cost of another. Raoul, refusing to let Erik win, uses the chaos to slip away and flee the country, taking Gustave with him. Will Christine and Erik ever be reunited with their son? And can Gustave forgive his parents for the years of lies they put him through?
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 106,601 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 12/30/2014 - [Erik, Christine] Raoul, Gustave
Generation by My Patronus Is A Jellicle Cat reviews
Pretty much a life story from when Demeter was a kit, to when Jemima is an adult. My first fanfic, so BE NICE OR LEAVE!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Demeter, Jemima
Unexpected Surprise by areuevernotgoingtofall4that reviews
Faith leaves something on Xander's doorstep that could change Xander's life forever...or should I say someone.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Xander H., Buffy S., Joyce S., Willow R.
Meet the Morgensterns by suffocatingonsadness reviews
Clary is a normal high school girl who comes from a terrible home life. Her mother disappeared & her father is a drunk. Her two older brothers take care of the house, but living in the South Side isn't the best. Clary doesn't think things could get worse, and than she starts feeling strange. How will she navigate life now? And will the new guy help or make it worse? Lots of Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,955 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 3/5/2017 - Complete
Fragments by EllieRose101 reviews
Journal extracts and poems, set over time, from both Spike and Buffy. (Rated M for use of strong language.)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Buffy S., Spike] - Complete
Angels and Demons by BlackHeron104 reviews
The Mortal War is over. All was at peace for almost a year now, but Clary's disappearance followed. It's been about 5 years since Clary's disappearance. But when she suddenly appears at the New York Institute Front Door full of secrets yet unwilling to say what had happened in the past years, it gets interesting. (not good at summaries, just give it a try.) R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 1/19/2016 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Isabelle L., Simon L.]
Doomed to Love by IAmTheRevelation reviews
Alec and Clary have been mortal enemies since grade school. To them, there can be nothing worse than the other. So, when his mother offers for Clary to move in temporarily while her parents are on a trip, will Alec and Clary succeed in their promise on not driving the Lightwoods to near insanity? Or maybe, just maybe, Alec might find more than just an obnoxious teenager girl?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,243 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Alec L., Clary F.] Isabelle L.
Agent 011 by ValBirch reviews
A Stranger Things AU in which Eleven is a brilliant, telekinetic super-spy and Mike is her dorky and supportive tech genius.
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Eleven/Jane H., Mike W.
Truth by WolfHuntressOfTheNight reviews
Mistoffelees has always wondered who his and Alonzo's real parents were. They were adopted by the Rum Tum Tugger as kittens, but they couldn't remember their real family. When he meets his real sister, he may just find out the truth (Co-Written by Lunaodin1234).
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Alonzo, Jemima, Mistoffelees/Quaxo, OC
Hunger by JJBluebell reviews
This is a story about a girl, just a normal boring girl, yeah ok that's a lie, maybe not so normal but she was a girl. A girl who had done awful terrible things that would make the devil himself shudder. However long ago it was it still lingered in her tattered excuse of a soul, but she was trying, trying oh so hard to be better... to be good. S4 SpikexOC
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/3/2017 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Spike, OC
Warfare by Yves-The-World reviews
A strange illness has fallen over the Jellicles, somehow leaving only Mungojerrie, Munkustrap, and Mistoffelees untouched. The only common symptom between all of the infected are an extremely high fever. Otherwise it's from nosebleeds to vomiting blood. Who would have done this...?((ON HIATUS))
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 2/18/2017
The Jellicle House by Yves-The-World reviews
All the Jellicles have been moved into one gigantic house, and now have to live together. So, I hope you enjoy (This, while not in the intro, features an OC of mine). :3
Cats - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017
Making It by JemimasPen reviews
Human AU about living in London and trying to make something of yourself. Filled with drama, friendship and trying desperately to become a performer. What could go wrong...?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Etcetera, Jemima, Victoria
Dark Side of the Jellicle Moon by WolfHuntressOfTheNight reviews
The ghosts of cats from decades ago come back to haunt the world for one night only-the winter solstice, the opposite of the summer solstice, which is the night of the Jellicle Ball. This night is when the dark side of Jellicle Moon shows itself (Co-Written by LunaOdin1234, Hiatus).
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2017
Mistake by WaitingformyMunkustrap reviews
Demeter makes the last mistake of her life. WARNING: Extreme darkness. Like, bring a flashlight.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2017 - [Demeter, Bombalurina]
Lucas In Love by inclelucy reviews
This story takes place during their Senior Year, 1988. Mike goes through a phase which caused him to cool off with Eleven. Lucas, who has been in love with Eleven since 4 years ago became El's shoulder to cry on. As Lucas helps Eleven through this problem, he also struggles to keep his feelings bottled up and fight the urge to steal her from his best friend Mike.
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,129 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 10/9/2016
The Cardinal Virtues by Yves-The-World reviews
A series of short stories staring different characters, each being about(loosely) the Cardinal Virtues(of Bayonetta. Yes. Bayonetta. Also, things will get depressing, depending if I wrote it good or not. Some themes get pretty dark, so be careful).
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Mungojerrie
Memento Viviere by CleverAsEver reviews
Remember that you must die. Remember that you must live.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2017 - Complete
Cats: Jemima's Story by littlesugarbug reviews
All about the wide-eyed, innocent Jemima. From her birth, to her queen hood. Involves love, heartbreak, and family relationships :D Please read and review!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Jemima
The Kraken's First Time by pouncii reviews
Now that he's finally 18, Pouncival gathers up the (liquid) courage to approach the lovely Bombalurina. [Human AU, crackfic.]
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Bombalurina, Pouncival/Carbucketty, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
A Jellicle's tale by coolkat102 reviews
A story about how the cats we know and love came to live and proper in the junkyard, along with how they fare after Macavity's horrid trick of taking Deuteronomy at the last Jellicle ball.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,593 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 10/16/2016
Lounging by purloinlarceny reviews
Demeter, although in a marriage and trying to pass as the perfect wife, finds herself in a secret affair with Bombalurina the lounge singer. 1960s AU
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Bombalurina, Demeter
Fatherhood by pixieevil reviews
Munkustrap doesn't quite know how he's going to learn how to be a father, but it can't be that hard, surely?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Demeter, Jemima, Munkustrap - Complete
A Difference In Parenting by JeffnaBoots reviews
Alonzo and Munkustrap have very different opinions on how they should raise their respective kittens...
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Alonzo, Munkustrap, Pouncival/Carbucketty - Complete
Cats: The Ultimate Poem by HaveYouBeenAnAlumnus reviews
Why would you bother watching a whole musical with songs based on poems when you can just read one poem? BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST MUSICAL EVER AND TUMBLEBRUTUS IS AWESOME! That's why. Rated T for censored swearwords and the Rum Tum Tugger.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Complete
The Talking Teacup by MulticoloredRosePetals reviews
Erik has taught Christine how to throw her voice, and she finds the perfect opportunity to try out her new skill one night. Hilarity and sweetness ensue. E/C. One-shot. Very innocent and fluffy. Please R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2015 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
Da Rum Tum Tugger by PhoenixFlame53 reviews
There are only a few days left until the Jellicle Ball, but everything is mixed up with the arrival of a new cat, sporting...dreadlocks? What's worse is the fact that he claims to be Tugger...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Alonzo, Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger
Alec and Clary: Two Lost Hearts Find Love by poeticpunk reviews
Alec: A teen boy with no hope in life ever since his mother led his baby brother to suicide. Clary: A teenage artist who is slowing fading away from her happy life and into depression. Will these two neighbors be able to make love last?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Alec L., Clary F.] Isabelle L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
The Lost Years by Jemidancer2011 reviews
After two long years of waiting Mungojerrie finally returns to the Tribe and the young queen who stole his heart;Jemima. Both cats are more than willing to pick up where they left off but how will that be possible when Jemima is already mated? And whats a story without a bit of Macavity drama? Entry for BroadwayKhaos' Jellicle Week June 2012 contest. UPDATE 11/14 AUTHOR'S NOTE
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Jemima, Mungojerrie
Don't Say It by StayWithTea reviews
Jemima has always loved Munkustrap more than she was willing to admit to due to a considerable age difference and he's with her older sister. Nevertheless, five times she tells him that she loves him and one time he tells her. This pairing is adorable, I couldn't help it '
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Jemima, Munkustrap] - Complete
How to Stop Your CATS Fanfics from Sucking so Hard by pouncii reviews
Jennyanydots gives a wonderful lesson about how not to suck as a writer. "Maybe the reason nobody is reading or reviewing your work is because you don't pay attention in school," she says. (And then everyone goes to Eighties Night at the club.)
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Jennyanydots - Complete
What's on your mind? by HerMajestyMrsElijahMikaelson reviews
The gang face a new threat, this time in the form of wats coming out of their own mouths. Sorry about the bad summary. Not graphic. M just to be safe.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Spike, Dawn S.] [R. Giles, Willow R.]
CATS plus Alaska equeals Chaos by Stardust Trail reviews
yet another humans meet Jellicles fic, this time the CATS are set up to vacation in Alaska, courtesy of Andrew Lloyd Webber, but what happens when Elina meets humans for the first time in her life? chaos, confusion with a small pinch of romance
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 29,019 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Coricopat, Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap, Tantomile
Munkustrap's Gone CRAZY! by HowAboutThat reviews
The title says it all. Warning: Random from a sugar high. I don't know exactly what happened. Rated T for mention of catnip and... IDK what else. You can read everything:summary, story, question in the end by me ALL on the inside.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Munkustrap - Complete
How I met the Jellicles by RumpleJemima fan reviews
How did I get here? Standing in a junkyard, surrounded by strange, cat like creatures who were staring at me angrily like I had done something wrong. I don't know how I got here. But I guess I might as well tell you what happened before this. Contains OC!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,997 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mungojerrie - Complete
All Grown Up by Stardust Trail reviews
The kittens are all grown up now, they're cunning and conniving little things
Cats - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Victoria, Pouncival/Carbucketty, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey, Electra - Complete
A Jellicle Vacation Gone Wrong by skitternimble reviews
The entire cast of CATS go to a mountain lodge to relax before starting the film. There, they meet the actual Jellicles they play, get snowed in, and total chaos insues. Please Review! Otherwise tracking down the cast and Jellicles for this was a waste.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,929 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
What's My Road to Innocence? by magical-notes reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to the Hellmouth." Romantic lives collide in Griddlebone's second year as the Slayer, and it's hard to tell if that's the most of her problems, or the least of them. Either way, it's not going to be an easy year of fighting evil.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,032 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Griddlebone, Macavity
Whiskey Kitten by Mungo'sLittleTeazer reviews
One of the queens is pregnant and the kitten will certainly be a handfull. My first EVER fanfic so please keep that in mind. I still have to work on summaries. R&R Please.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,950 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Rum Tum Tugger, Bombalurina
Can I keep it? by Wombaat reviews
My First Fanfic. Jemima can't sleep and creates an unexpected situation. Starts out fluffy. Turns Darker and I've been told improved heaps as it went along... I suck at summaries. I just worked out that I uploaded the wrong chapter for part 4. Fixed now.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,530 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Jemima - Complete
Welcome to the Hellmouth by magical-notes reviews
Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast with Cats. Multiple pairings, some slash. Griddlebone, chosen by destiny to be the Slayer just wants a normal life. When she moves to Sunnydale, that is just not gonna happen. Demons, Vampires, Watchers, and teenagers abound.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,950 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Griddlebone, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Diagnosis by vitruvian-woman reviews
Late on the eve of June fourth, Mitchell Quintana was admitted into the Thames Psychiatric Hospital by his college roommate. Diagnosis: delusional.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Munkustrap18 reviews
Munkustrap loves his daughter so much, that he decides to give her what she wants and deserves the most: a mother. Rated for language, smexual-ish content, and anything else that may happen. Dem/Munk and some Jem/Pounce. R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Munkustrap, Jemima
Jar of Hearts by vitruvian-woman reviews
Three toms who happen to be jerks. Twelve heartbroken queens. ; Multi-chap songfic
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Star Crossed Signs by Cettie reviews
A war, two sides, two lovers and a destiny. Better explanation inside! Jem/Pounce and Mistoria I won't update unless I get reviews! FINISHED!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Jemima, Pouncival/Carbucketty - Complete
A Hidden Life by RedRubyStorm reviews
When the Jellicles are hidden and scattered amongst the humans, who have never seen or heard of anything like them, what happens if they get found out? T because I'm paranoid that way.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,093 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Victoria - Complete
Kittens Never Stay Kittens by RumTumTugress reviews
Jemima and Etcetera are the best of friends... but their lives will never be the same when they make their way from being a small, innocent kitten, to a wild queen.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jemima, Etcetera - Complete
Ask the Cats! by MacavityManiac reviews
So, somehow, the cast of Cats got into my house. Now that they have no choice, they have to answer your questions! So send me some questions! Please! They're driving me insane! Just wanted to say, special thankies to Miss-Misto! My best friend!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
Gender Fender by RumTumTugress reviews
When Mistoffelees and Victoria discover a potion that turns everyone's gender, chaos strikes. How far will Misto have to go to reverse the potion's effect?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
Left for Dead by UniqaChica reviews
A very short, and kind of angsty, piece with our favorite psychic kitties and a very small kitten.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Coricopat, Tantomile - Complete
The Name Game by Cas di Angelo reviews
A cat's particular name is supposed to be a secret to humans. So what happens when a girl from America guesses them on her first try?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,666 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Enemy among us? by Eraman reviews
Someone in the tribe is a spy for Macavity who can it be? Who can it be? Rated for safety.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,234 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Alonzo, Munkustrap - Complete
My Soultwin by Insanemistosingsmore reviews
Jellicles are the embodiments of the Gods that normal cats worship....so what happens when the God of duality is missing his other half? includes Quaxo/OC, Cori/Tanto, and Mungo and Teazer as siblings!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
According to You by Roselna reviews
Tumble's been really mean to Electra for a long time now. What is this queen going to do? Entry for RambleTamble's contest.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Electra - Complete
Heartless? by HopelessRomantik12 reviews
Where exactly did the Wizard land after he was banished from Oz? Jemima and Tumblebrutus know, and they also know that he's headed back..and is taking them with him! Tumble/Nessa and Jemima/Boq Post Musical.. Don't ask how Nessa's back..you'll find out.
Crossover - Wicked & Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Boq, Jemima
The strays by Eraman reviews
What happens when the Jellicle tribe become two different tribes? On the one side there is the housecats and on the other is the strays. Set pre-musical movieversion and continues through the musical with AU. What happens when a stray saves twin kittens?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,849 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Alonzo, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Demeter's Struggle, Jemima's Loss by Silikat reviews
Demeter's encounter with Macavity-but why did he target Demeter? And what is Jemima's part in the struggle for power? As battle looms nearer, the Jellicles need to work out who is friend, and who is foe. Formerly titled 'Demeter's Struggle'
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,336 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Demeter, Macavity - Complete
CATS: Jemima's story by CallOfTheCurlew reviews
Jemima, brought up in the alley with her parents, knew nothing of Grizabella before her first Jellicle Ball. Her life seemed perfect after the ball, but with Macavity still sneaking around, her life was about to get a lot more complicated....
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Jemima - Complete
A Catmas Gift by musicgal3 reviews
Demeter seemed to be very suspicious and temperamental lately, and Bombalurina and Alonzo are worried, not to mention Demeter's mate, Munkustrap! What could be wrong? Demunku.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - [Demeter, Munkustrap] - Complete
Starcrossed by TapDancingKittens reviews
Cats are pets and humans are their masters... right? What happens when the line between the two gets blurred? Misto/human pairing & Munk/Jemi in later chapters
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
A Human World by The Lady Elizabeth reviews
Three Jellicle cats find themselves fumbling through life as humans after an untimely spell sends them reeling into the world of humans. This is my oldest fan fiction, my baby. Please do me the honor of reviewing.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by Spun Trumak reviews
It's Jemima's first Jellicle Ball. After meeting the other queen kits, she realizes she must keep a secret to save the life of a new friend. One-Shot.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
WideEyed & Innocent by Dream Painter reviews
COMPLETE! The least expected cat makes the most unexpected mistake and must learn to live with the consequences.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Motive by Puredeadthingy reviews
After a neutron bomb devastates England, the Jellicles are born. However, they still live uneasily with some humans choosing to stay in London, and even trying to hunt them. Complete: warning for gore in chapter 4.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
The Exchange Student by Laurelindorenae reviews
In England there is a separate race of people, the Jellicles. What happens when one transfer's to an American School? Full inside.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2006
Cursed by Attila the Conqueror reviews
[CATSXHP] A horrible cursed left them with nothing. They were shunned by society, pushed into isolation. Upon their children's shoulders they set the task of finding a cure for them all. But the children may not want to be 'normal.'
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005
Demeter's Life by Sleeping Tiger reviews
[Cats] The events that took place up to, including, and past the Jellicle Ball, that formed the queen and all the cats surrounding her to be how we all know them to be! [Finished 12.26.05]
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,284 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
The Meaning of True Love by Sleeping Tiger reviews
CATS A sad short about love, stregnth, and how two in love can really pull through anything.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Complete
Cat Haiku and Limericks by Mystitat reviews
A little collection of hilarious haiku and limericks based on Cats characters.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
Enter the Catrix by Mystitat reviews
When Macavity captures seven kittens and entraps them in the Catrix, can Bill Bailey, with the help of Mistoffelees, harness his magical powers and save them?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Complete
Haunted by Jubilee3 reviews
Mistoffelees loses control of his mind after Jemima dies.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2002
Macavity's Queens by Idiosylph reviews
Bombalurina, Cassandra, Demeter, Electra, Etcetera, Victoria and Jemima are captives of the Napoleon of Crime himself, Macavity! When Demeter escapes, can she trust the strange tribe of cats who come to her aid? CONCLUDED!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2002 - Published: 4/9/2001
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Overnight reviews
The night Christine left the Phantom, broken within the lair, was a night the another began to uncover his secret... Once Named 'Inside My Mind', but that was too cliche, so I changed it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, OC
Kissy Face reviews
A series of one shots with a difference: I choose the characters. You choose the storyline. Will upload as fast as possible. No promises though,
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 12/14/2016
Ouija - Origin of Jellicle reviews
Just a little bit of fun. Our favourite feline kittens are over at Pouncival's den to play some games. When he pulls out a Ouija board however, things get a little creepy. Then one cat goes missing and everything goes to chaos. I DON'T OWN CATS OR OUIJA!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Electra, Jemima, Mungojerrie, Pouncival/Carbucketty
The 25 Days of Jellicle reviews
Just a little something for the holidays! Everyday I'll be uploading a chapter, leading up to Christmas! The first half will be Christmas Eve, and the second half will be Christmas day! Hope you enjoy the mischief our favourite Jellicles get into! I WILL NOT BE CONTINUING THIS STORY DUE LACK OF INSPIRATION AND A CURRENT DIFFICULTY IN UPLOADING THESE STRORIES
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Demeter, Jemima, Munkustrap, Victoria
When Your Gone reviews
Jemima is heart broken over a tom. He was her everything. Her heart. Her soul. Her love. Now he's gone. How will Jemima cope? This was going to be a one-shot, but I got carried away. Credits to CATS and Avril Lavigne. R & R! This just was a bit of fun. If the characters are being abnormal, I don't care. Love Bonkers. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH AVRIL LAVIGNE OR CATS!3
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Alonzo, Jemima - Complete
What The Hell is a Jellicle Cat? reviews
When Emily Stranden moves from her hometown of Melbourne, to the exciting streets of London to pursue her theatre career, there are bound to be a few bumps in the road. However, when Emily's room mate, Maddie goes missing, her other room mate, Sarah and her go looking for her and stumble upon a strange, seemingly abandoned Junkyard...
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 10/2/2016
Agent (Sequel To Spy) reviews
Macavity is gone and Deme and Munkus are finally enjoying the happily ever after they deserved with their baby daughter, Jemima. But little do they, or any of the Jellicles know, the battle is far from over. Macavity is making plans. Deme and Munkus will have to learn the hard war that sometimes, darkness can come from unexpected places. I know that's from HP & CC! I DON'T OWN CATS
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Demeter, Jemima, Macavity, Munkustrap - Complete
Sidenote reviews
The all-powerful Lord Voldemort has teamed up with Macavity. This is risking the lives of those at the Jellicle Junkyard. Luckily, Dumbledore has sent five wizards/witches to look after those at the Junkyard. These humans catch the eyes of three queen kits. I mean, they're magical. Who wouldn't fall for them? This is a work in progress. I will update asap, but not too often. Sorry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2016
Spy reviews
Demeter is Macavity's spy and lover. When she is sent to 'take the Jellicles down from the core' things... don't go according to plan. When her timidness draws her to two cats. One of these cats does not... ahem... agree with Macavity. Please don't be to harsh on me because it's my first fanfiction. By the way, so I don't have to put it in every chapter intro: I DON"T OWN CATS!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Demeter, Macavity, Munkustrap - Complete