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Joined 04-03-05, id: 787849, Profile Updated: 06-01-10
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Cowboy Bebop, and Legend of Zelda.

I realise that I may not be the most important person in a room, but give me five minutes and i'll create the illusion that you can't get by without me.
I'm like that, im just one big illusion. Made out of peoples lies and bits of hair. Some of you will like me, most of you won't. Either way, I'm not bothered.

I dont suffer fools gladly.
There is no such thing as a spare fag.

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Curiosity and the Copycat by Mx. Irony reviews
Hatake Kakashi had a routine of sorts: train, complete missions, visit the Memorial, and read Icha Icha Paradise. Then that routine was interrupted by a nosy, overly friendly civilian. [slow burn, Kakashi X OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,753 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 3/25/2020 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Kakashi H., OC]
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24513 - Favs: 20,418 - Follows: 20,062 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Fool's Gold by Hiiraeth reviews
INCOMPLETE. He was supposed to take it easy after Fox's attempt on his life, but Kakashi has never been very good at relaxing. A diplomatic meeting in Sunagakure with Gaara turns awry very quickly, and the unexpected discovery of a family secret tops it all off. In a world built on war, the past is not easily forgotten… Sequel to Uneasy Lies the Head, but can be read separately.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/13/2019 - Published: 10/12/2017 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., Gaara - Complete
Uneasy Lies the Head by Hiiraeth reviews
It's been almost two years since the war and Konoha is at peace- until an untouchable stranger shows up and very nearly succeeds in assassinating Konoha's Sixth Hokage. With every sign pointing towards a dead man as the aggressor, Team 7 has to fight to keep their makeshift family intact. [Kakashi & Team 7-centric. Background canon pairings, eventually canon divergent]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,840 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
The Mission by Bouncy cat reviews
Iruka goes on a mission with Asuma, Ibiki and Kakashi. Will be KakaIru yaoi eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,273 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Inferno by grassyhyuuga reviews
Through the years: Kakashi, Gai, and the Gates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Priorities by grassyhyuuga reviews
Fill for a what-if prompt on the naruto-meme livejournal: "Hatake Sakumo never committed suicide."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Bingo Bango Bongo by Kariko Emma reviews
A simple game of Bingo is much more than you might think to a small group of ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Genma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Beeuty & the Beast by mongrelssister reviews
Maito Gai has been assigned to a mission to pose as a nobleman due to their uncanny similarities in appearance. Unfortunately for him, he has been paired with an unfamiliar Kunoichi named Hachi Hani who has been trained in the ancient arts of seduction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,088 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Gai M. - Complete
Phish Phood by unjaundiced reviews
It was a brisk autumn day when Iruka really MET Kakashi. The ninken were a new dimension too. Cue philosophic pondering and maybe a little redemption. The start of a small series of stand-alones. Warning, it's LONG.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Measure of Company by megyal reviews
Written for a prompt at the LJ kakairu kink meme: "...Iruka's name had to mean that his ancestry wasn't purely Konoha. Mist country tried to kill off the families with demon blood but what if some were missed/escaped?" WARNINGS FOR MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,767 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 4,962 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mission Iruka by Kiterie reviews
Tsunade assigns Kakashi to observe Iruka under the pretense that she believes Iruka is depressed. Kakashi isn't so sure he should trust her reasons, but it's a mission... Being made into a Doujin! PM for links to lemons and doujin-preview.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Subtleties by vernajast reviews
Kakashi's entire life came down to this: three drabbles for three deaths. YonKaka and KakaIru, Rokudaime!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Coup de Grace by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Regulus doesn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Regulus B. - Complete
The Meaning of Failure by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
Jiraiya tribute, Naruto's eulogy to Erosennin
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Your Wish Is My Command by nayru-kleinefee reviews
[KakaIru] Iruka gets hit by a jutsu and is left unable to make a decision on his own. When someone to look after him is searched, Kakashi can’t flee fast enough. Poor him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,688 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Four Weeks of Rain by Rilina reviews
Rainy season comes to Konoha. Set during the timeskip. With appearances by Tsunade, Shizune, Kurenai, Asuma, Anko, Ibiki, Temari, Shikamaru, Genma, Raidou, Iwashi, Rock Lee, Kiba, Kakashi, Sakura, and Shibi. Genfic, one shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Water Runs Red by scribbles-in-the-margins reviews
MABU An Iruka centric fic. Rated for violence and sexual content. Set before and during the chuunin exam arc. Orochimaru is plotting something, can he be stoped. Kakashi X Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,345 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tarnished Silver by Amberle Elessedil reviews
There are those who say that Link ruined Zelda, blackened her purity and broke her heart, intoxicating her on the poison of his love...there are some stories you don't tell to your children. LinkZelda Oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Chocolate & Pumpkin Ice Cream by silvernatasha reviews
***COMPLETED*** George/Hermione romance. Now that the relationship is completely out in the open, what's going to happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
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These Winter Bones reviews
Iruka always did like the winter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Little Boy Lost reviews
It's as though hundreds of years of heritage flow through his veins.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
You're Gonna Carry That Weight reviews
Faye-centric. One-shot. I did nothing but worsen this poetic war.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Faye V. - Complete
Pure Shores Lie Ahead For The Grim Lovers Blue reviews
Remember how it felt to be loved? Yaoi. Kakashi/Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Dog Days reviews
I'm lying in a barley field. It's peaceful. The birds are singing. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Home and Hope reviews
He tastes of all the things I can't remember but can never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Friendship reviews
Genma-centric He is known for his senbon, but for all the wrong reasons. Rated M for strong references to drug use and a few swear words. Hints of Kakairu and GenRai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Genma S. - Complete
Wednesday Night reviews
It was always Genma's fault. If something interesting happened in Konoha, he was sure to find out, and let the rest of the village know. KXI KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete