MusicalCharlatan
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Joined 04-03-05, id: 788227, Profile Updated: 10-13-08
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Hmmmmm...bio, eh? How to approach...how to approach. Oh, well, let's just start with the basics. My name's MJ. I have three stories on Fanfiction now: "The Beginning of a Beautiful End", "Pictor Ignotus", and most recently Pictor's sequel "Mater Memento Mori." TBBE's inspiration.. well, I will admit, it's gotten to the point that--unless a massive blow of inspiration smacks me full force in the face--it's probably going to stay like it is for a while, but I like the storyline too much to just delete it. I'm mostly dedicated to my sequel and I hope to complete it within the near future. The Pictor storyline has been going on for a very long time and I'd like to get on with something newer.

It's been getting kind of frustrating on here, because all the fans are slowly slipping away since the LotR series has finally ended and everything. My only hope is that when The Hobbit is made everyone will start flitting back with inspiration. -reminisces- It'll be just like the old days...

Anyway...just a little bit about me:

Name: MJ

Grade: Senior

Country: Land of the Free, Home of the Brave

State: TEXAS! You can tell I'm excited, right?

Random Favs: Classic cars (such as my beautiful '65 corvair monza convertible), classic rock, instant lunch soup, Supernatural, photography, art, old records, guitar, Lord of the Rings, blogs, Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo, MERRY & PIPPIN , weaponry, CDs, music, technology, riding horses, reading, writing madly for hours on end, british humor, movies, dressing up occasionally to throw people off, world history, gaming, gaming systems, DRAWING, painting, sarcasm, Coke, Frenchman glove-fighting, my youth group, and, of course, bubble wrap.

Favorite Books: Anything by Stephen Ambrose, the Halo books, LotR series, Chronicles of Narnia series, Airborne, Poseidon's Children, Stravaganzaa:City of Masks, Harry Potter, Frank Peretti books, and the Bartimaeus Trilogy.

Favorite Movies: Equilibruim, X-Men movies, LotR movies, Hitchiker's Guide, Monty Python(all of 'em), Band of Brothers, Enemy at the Gates, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, the Patriot, Napoleon Dynamite, Quest for Camelot, Spaceballs, Galaxy Quest, Kingdom of Heaven, BraveHeart, Lonesome Dove, Van Helsing, Tommy Boy, and UHF.

Bands: Led Zeppelin, Explosions in the Sky, AC/DC, STyx, Thin Lizzy, UFO, Eric Clapton, Johnny Lang, America, Neil Young, Jefferson Starship-Aiirplane, Blue Oyster Cult, Dan, STevie Motorhead, Grand Funk Railroad, Triumph, Stemm, Audioslave, Nazareth, Yes, Black Label Society, Kasabian, The Dandy Warhols, Ratatat, Sigur Ros, Pete Yorn, Peter Frampton, ZZ Top, Wolfmother, Ted Nugent, Tenacious D, System of a Down, Killswitch Engage, The White Stripes, Don McLean, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Joe Walsh, Kaiser Chiefs, RUSH, Ottis Redding, Rick James, Ronny James Dio, Steve Vai, The Fratellis, The Black Keys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Golden Earring, Gogol Bordello, Jet, Meatloaf, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Boston, Chicago, Guns N' Roses, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Who, The Guess Who, Chuck Berry (King of rock n roll), Cream, Deep Purple, The doobie Brothers, elton John, Foghat, Foreigner, Howlin' wolf, Iron Butterfly, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Croce, Journey, Kansas, The Killers, Lynard Skynard, The Allman Brothers Band, Motion city Soundtrack, Muse, Queen, Ram Jam, The Righteous Brothers, Santana, Scorpions, Steppen Wolf, TV on the Radio, Twisted Sister, Uriah Heep, The Velvet Underground, Velvet Revolver, Wang Chung, Whitesnake, Carl Douglas, Wild Cherry, Sweet, Wilson Pickett, Alice Cooper, the Beatles, Bad Company, Billy Idol, Black Label Society, Canned Heat, John Lee Hooker, Bon Scott, Chevelle, The Cure, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, DCFC, Dire Straits, The Doors, The Eagles.

I HATE: preppy ditzy girls, stupid high school boys, super Mary-Sues, Murphy's Law, people w/ no imagination, glitter, pink, lace, glittery pink lace, alcohol, big overpopulated cities, wanna-bes, jerk upperclassmen, drugees, illiterates, Alec Baldwin, Ted Kennedy, Al Gore, John Kerry, almost everything dealing w/ California (not that I hate California or anything), optimistic twits, people with victim mentalities, emails with more than one Fwd. or RE. in the subject line, pop-ups, commercials, little kids that get in my way, and SCORPIONS!

Alright, well, now that I'm done with that...I'm gonna go...do...something...

~MusicalCharlatan

Oh, and if any of you people feel like learning a little bit more about me--the author--you can find my myspace page at: www.myspace.com/fubars_flashthunder

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Into the East by EarthToMe001 reviews
A young New England woman takes a walk in the gardens at a friend's party only to find herself transported to Feudal Japan. Who does she encounter upon entering this strange new world? None other than the Lord of the West. SessOC
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 262,475 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Sesshomaru
The Wall that Fell by Lossefalme reviews
TTT:ROTK:postROTK::Legolas:OC:: For the fate of a world, he would risk his life. For the love of a mortal, he would risk the world. RESUMED AT LAST!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 147,184 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Legolas
His Reluctant Highness by El Capitan K-rage reviews
Admittedly I did want a break from my hectic life. But I wasn't planning on this. Now I was trapped in Middle Earth...with a MarySue. And let me tell you, I wasn't happy about it. Could it get any worse? Unfortunately, the answer always seems to be yes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 252,161 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2006
Lost by kmf reviews
Legolas could count on the fingers of one hand the number of times in his life he had truly been shocked speechless. Seeing Melissa standing in the middle of the stream pointing her finger at him increased that count by one. Not a Mary-Sue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,412 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Legolas
A Month With Suichi Minamino by Payne N. Uranus reviews
Rampant demons, family quarrels, kicking badguy booties, internal arguments, and, heck, maybe a little romance. You never know what can happen in one month with Suichi Minamino. And a certain teen girl's gonna learn this fact first hand. KuramaxOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,604 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Kurama M.
Define 'Normal' by darkest just before the dawn reviews
-KINDA ON HIATUS- Things are finally coming to a head, it's time for the gang to step up and stop an evil villain once and for all or lose one of their friends forever.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,712 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Kurama M.
The Wrath of Hera by Aganippe reviews
Not even a goddess can escape the wrath of Hera. After millenia of carefree happiness, Artemis finds herself suddenly torn from the life she had loved, only to find herself alone in a world unknown to her. And yet more horrible, it didn't know her...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,479 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Legolas
Rin's Love by isis black reviews
Sesshomaru knows his young ward is in love with him and ponders at sending her away when Rin meets a mysterious stranger that might change everything...SessRin all the way!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,371 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Hidden in my Blood by darknesspirals reviews
Kisu is a bloodemon, something frowned upon by the powers that be. When fate throws her in the detectives’ way and they take her into custody, her entire life is rearranged. With friends for the first time ever, will the past come back to ruin it all?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,948 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Hiei
Tears of the Fallen by ShadowsWeaver1 reviews
Kagome is saved by Sesshomaru. Unfortunately for the young miko, Sesshomaru’s version of chivalry includes having her impaled by Tenseiga and thrown down a mystic well. But that is only the first of our miko’s problems. SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 223,758 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Puppy 101 by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
A prank spell turns Inuyasha and Sesshomaru back into young pups. Kagome volunteers to keep them safe in her time until a cure is found. But as she soon finds out: Puppies are a handful! Chapter 12 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,816 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Teaching Rin by Avonnalay-Ariemay reviews
Sesshy is looking for a tutor to teach Rin the ways of the demon court. His search finds him Kaida, a spirited noble of the South who doesn't want the job. Sparks fly and tempers run high in the West as they learn that respect is earned, not given.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 365,322 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
My Experiment by ShadowsWeaver1 reviews
Pheromones: any chemical that has an effect on physiology or behavior. My name is Kagome Higurashi, and this is my experiment.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 118,534 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Kagome and the Beads of Subjugation by Tessadragon reviews
Inuyasha finally gets his own back on Kagome, but in the process is sacrificing his dignity because of the word 'Sit'. Rating's been upped because reviewers have been swearing, lol
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,187 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
My Favorite Accident by The Lady Romance reviews
As azure eyes stared back into mine, I thought, ‘At least the man who is probably going to rob my house is really hot...' !Used to be Oh Fateful October Night! Rated T for language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,826 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Legolas
The Gaming Piece by Mademoiselle Sosostris reviews
Gwen, a 17 year old fanfic writer, finds herself transported into Middle Earth by a rune charm... and she's determined not to become just another Mary Sue! Year 16, FA. Not your typical omygoshI'mWHERE kind of story! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,647 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Elrohir
Legosue? What the hell? by Copperfang reviews
This is my story. My name is Kyla. Basically, if you like the idea of a certain elf prince being sent to current day, this is the story for you.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,154 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Legolas
Turn About Intruder by Jaffee Leeds reviews
AU What happens when the One Ring turns all of the Fellowship into women to stop the quest to Mordor? Can the new feminine Fellowship get to Mordor, while dealing with the fact that they're women? Please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Boromir, Legolas
Pentimento by Darma Druid reviews
Sequel to Fortress Around the Heart. More love. More hope. More denial. More battle. The Heart is a Fortress - against all its purpose of existence, its reason and its objective, it yearns to be conquered.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,110 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Legolas
Upheaval by Tarilenea reviews
Ah the Mirkwood Princes! Infamous for their nasty habit of flirting with any available elleth out there...though...a mistake may have been made in choosing their latest victim... *On Hold!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,335 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Legolas, Legolas
Tari: Dangerous Secrets by Elvnchic9 reviews
SEQUEL to TARI. Tari has a secret that she's kept for more than twenty years. Now in Valinor, what will happen when the secret catches up with her? LegolasOC Romance
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,130 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Things Fall Apart by Elf Eye reviews
Glorfindel and Erestor escort Elladan'n'Elrohir and Estel on a visit to Legolas (aka Anomen).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 251,246 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
With Shores Beneath Their Feet: Part One by Seashell 712 reviews
Part One: THE SEA IS NOT FAR (RE-WRITTEN)...A woman dissapears and finds herself in Middle Earth, not knowing the consequences of her arrival. She goes on with the fellowship and sees the events of the story occur before her eyes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,562 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Legolas
Living It Large On Fantasy Drive! by Telacontar reviews
What if the characters from Lord of the Rings and all your favorite movies lived on the same block as one another? Some very odd things, believe me. Join the characters from Lord of the Rings, as they introduce you to their weird world on Fantasy Dr.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Got Milk? by Elf Eye reviews
An elfling 'Anomen' story in "The Nameless One" series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,831 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Legolas
The Nameless One by Elf Eye reviews
Legolas goes on a quest to find out who he truly is. Repost broken into chapters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,825 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Legolas, Gandalf
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Mater Memento Mori Remember Your Mortality reviews
SEQUEL TO PICTOR IGNOTUS:As Iorwen digs herself deeper into the society of Middle Earth, Legolas remains convinced of her death and immerses himself in his kingdom. Yet while they whittle away time, the unseen hand of the Valar continues to manipulate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Legolas
Pictor Ignotus reviews
As an unknown painter manipulates the colors of his masterpiece, so shall the Valar. Maybe that's why they're trying to play matchmaker with the Prince of Mirkwood? ::slightly AU: legomance::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,298 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Legolas
The Beginning of a Beautiful End reviews
An unlikely friendship sprouts between four young elflings in the midst of Greenwood Forest, including the small prince. However, tragedy strikes their abode of happiness, and the friends scatter. But a reunion may be inevitable...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,751 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Legolas