Heartbrokenalloveragain here. Welcome to my profile i am happy to have finaly gotten it up (smiles)
My Fave Quotes:
But Why is the rum gone? (POTC)
That Was Toatly WICKED! (The Incredibles)
A Youko never tells... (i have no idea of were i read this lol)
"Daddy were do babbies come from?" dad starts studdering "ok Never mind i can tell you arn;t very educated with this kind of stuff...: (Beahtoven)
Damn Rat! (FB Kyo)
Weirdest Quoes i have ever herd...
"Even though it is named after a fruit... its a good book!"
"Fire! I like Fire..."
Scariest Quote i have ever herd...
"Say it again and die..."
My Mother Taught Me...
(Thanks to Oofun.com Go there sometime!)
To Enjoy a job well done.. "If you are going to fight, Take it outside! I just cleaned the Kitchen!"
Religion: " You better Pray that will come out of the carpet!
Time Travel: " If you dont straighten up i am going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
Logic: "Because i said so ! Thats Why!"
Foresight: "Make sure you bring clean underwear incase your in an accident
Irony: "Keep laughing and i'll give you something to cry about!"
the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your food!"
Contortinism: "Would you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"
Stamina: "you'll sit there untill all that spinich is finished"
Weather: "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room!"
How to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If i yelled because i saw a meteor comeing toward you; would you listen then?"
Hypocrisy: "If i've told you once i have told you a million times-DONT exagerate!"
Envy: "There are lots of kids out there that dont have loveing parents like you!"
And my FAVEORITE two
Behavior Modification: "Stop acting like your father!"
Circle of Life: "I brought you into this world and i can take you out!"
LOLOLOLOL that got lots of laughs over here lol
My mom had a kick out of those lol
PMS Stands for Pass my shotgun... so stay away
NO TRESPASSING: VIOLATERS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!
You hurt me. I hurt you.
lets all just agree not to agree!
lol ok those are some...
my faveorite is..
My brother is the devils apprentice, My father is the devil, My mum is the Angel of Death and my sister is the Angel of Darkness... I am The Angel Of Light ... How wasI born into this family?