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A Voice in the Wind by tricksie reviews
Sakura's friendship with a rogue nin is a lifeline for both, but it cannot last. Nothing ever lasts for him. But when a blond Akatsuki shows up with the bleeding kunoichi in his arms, will she be she strong enough to unravel the mystery of who he is? AU Naru/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 609,856 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Silver Lining by thinknicht reviews
During the battle against Kaguya, the rabbit goddess manages to throw Sakura and Kakashi out of the protection offered by Sasuke’s susanoo. The last thing she hears is Kakashi screaming her name, then there’s darkness. Only darkness. And then she's alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,470 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/28/2021 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
More Than Enemies by thinknicht reviews
If someone had asked 13 year old Haruno Sakura what she wanted to do with her life, she would have said something along the lines of “marry Sasuke-kun and have his babies!” and certainly not “befriend an infamous psychopath and make Sasuke-kun hate my guts!” Alas, no one ever asked her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 414,169 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/11/2020 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] [Kakashi H., OC]
Dreaming's End by Thepiedsniper reviews
What if Sakura hadn't avoided the Infinite Tsukuyomi with the others, and all the events that happened after that were the product of her dream-state? Sakura finally wakes up from years spent in her personal "paradise," and has to learn how to start again. **TWs for genjutsu mindfuckery**
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,974 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 7/19/2021 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Come From The Holy Fire by JulyFlame reviews
"Do you feel stupid and regret it yet?" A twist on the usual isekai reincarnation. It'd be less embarrassing if it was as anyone other than Sasuke. SI/OC-Insert. Now past the Chunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 201,420 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 11/17/2021 - Published: 6/20/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC
Strays by Ourliazo reviews
Naruto finds a dog door installed in a quiet, clean apartment, for the village's stray dogs. The flap is pretty big, and as it turns out, children can also fit inside. Rookie 9 are friends long before they are team mates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/26/2021 - Published: 3/4/2021 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Tale of Three Brothers by UnwInked reviews
It was impossible to say who was more surprised. Itachi, because Sasuke had just yelled at him for attempting to hurt his little brother, or Sasuke, who had just claimed Naruto as family in front of his older brother. - In which Sasuke insists that Naruto is an Uchiha, Naruto does not mind getting an older brother and Kisame would love to see the family tree.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/13/2021 - Published: 2/23/2021 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Bolt of Silk by Tavina reviews
"I'm a shinobi," he tells her, matter of fact in all ways. "Bleeding is what we do." In which, Kawaguchi Hisa hires a shinobi, and nothing goes to plan. [Chinese Cultural Fusion, IzunaOC, Fix-It]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,252 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/10/2021 - Published: 5/27/2020 - [OC, Izuna U.] - Complete
It's a conspiracy! by FlamingLeaf reviews
"It had to be a conspiracy. There was no way Itachi, his older brother had killed his clan." - In which Sasuke's conspiracy theories are scarily accurate, unless they aren't. But at least he found his kidnapped brother and ended up saving the world. (One-shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/28/2021 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Second Chance by GwendolynStacy reviews
Shikamaru, Gaara and Naruto go back in time. Only Shikamaru and Gaara make it to the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,627 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Sole Mates by Thepiedsniper reviews
There is a ninjutsu tradition of using chakra to determine one's ideal life match. Shinobi families traditionally use the jutsu on their child's sixteenth birthdays. When performed correctly, the family crest of their soulmate appears on the sole of their right foot. After the identity of one's match is thus determined, the true fun can begin… Kakasaku, some Naruhina and Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 2/29/2020 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Hyuuga Crush by LiviaHyde7 reviews
The is more than one Hyuuga who has a crush on Naruto Uzumaki. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/30/2020 - Naruto U., Neji H., Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
if the shoe fits by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,337 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Sakura H.
A Case Study in the Sturdiness of the Rookie 9 by Varmint reviews
Different Team AU! Teams 7, 8, and 10 are not the ones we know and love. How will the Rookie 9 deal with crazed, annoying, kind of incompatible, mostly insane teammates? From humor to actually serious plot points, I like to think this story has a little something for everyone. Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,003 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten - Complete
momo no hana by Grilled Cheesby reviews
It was only when she hid herself after sensing someone approach did she realize that something was seriously wrong. Watching a konoha nin who looked freakishly like the Sandaime Hokage fly past her in the trees above was suspicious. Following them wasn't hard, not when they were so concerned with meeting up with the-the Nidaime Hokage? Time Travel Drabble; Tobirama/Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/7/2019 - [Sasuke U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
Of Courtship and Kidnapping by thatdamnuchiha reviews
Konohagakure has always been fairly odd in the eyes of other villages. Their old courtship rituals were just a minor part in that renown reputation, and a time-travelling Sakura takes full advantage of those.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/22/2019 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] - Complete
Moon Stuttering in the Sky by sugarweregoindownswingin reviews
Hatake Kakashi is beginning to grow suspicious of Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
one shoe missing by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
If there was one thing to take away from this entire experience, it was that Hatake Kakashi really, really hated shadow clones. (AU-side-fic to "if the shoe fits").
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,263 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 408 - Published: 7/4/2019 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
ANBU's Mascot by theriku260 reviews
After signing a contract to work for the Hokage till he's "older than dirt", Naruto is drafted into ANBU. Or so he thinks. Join him as he completes "missions" in the black ops in exchange for training, including his most challenging one yet: protecting one Sasuke Uchiha at school...and wait, Iruka's a traitor? And Pein is over ruled?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,020 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sai, Shin - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 8,386 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Twist in Time by wolf08 reviews
With Konoha on the verge of destruction, Sakura is sent on a last-resort mission to save her world by travelling to the past. Join her in coping with her old body's shortcomings, testing the natural laws of time, falling in love all over again, and rediscovering who she is. Time-travel. SasuSaku. REAL publication date: Jan 2015
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 247,452 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 5,004 - Follows: 4,228 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 4,845 - Follows: 4,176 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 365,687 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
A Great Life by orlha reviews
When he was a child, Kakashi met a pink haired woman that changed his life. [Time travel fix-it]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/3/2018 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Zephyr by Lovestruckay reviews
Ever since Madara was a nestling, he had been fascinated by his mother's tales of the Haruno priestesses. When he finally investigates the temple as a young, fledgling tengu, he finds himself falling for a young pink haired priestess in the forest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/26/2018 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] Izuna U., Kagami U. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 10,224 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Ink by Sariasprincy reviews
She just needed a place to escape to. And he left his door opened. KisaSaku. Tattoo shop AU. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/16/2017 - [Sakura H., Kisame H.] - Complete
S Rank Jutsu by Ourliazo reviews
Kakashi's cute little genin demand a breathtaking jutsu in response to their horrific D ranks. He replies by trolling them (of course) but then Kakashi ... maybe takes the joke too far. In his defence, the One Thousand Years Of Death attack is actually quite terrifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/8/2017 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
Stumble by writer168 reviews
Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 72 - Words: 296,592 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sasori, Kisame H. - Complete
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 3,478 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Yes, but by aestel reviews
An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,842 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,669 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 3,492 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7240 - Favs: 15,895 - Follows: 12,030 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 2,724 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 12/6/2014
Project Lumberdork by SuperGroverAway reviews
Several years in the future, Wendy is invited to join the twins on a grand cross-country trip to investigate reports of paranormal activity across the US. But little does she or Dipper realize is that while they hunt and do battle with all kinds of monsters and oddities, Mabel is secretly working on her boldest plan ever...a plan to make the ultimate match. (Future-Pines)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,674 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Dipper P., Wendy] Mabel P. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 12279 - Favs: 10,707 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Understand? by Hufflepuffqueen14 reviews
Ron Weasley and his daughter have always had a special way of understanding each other's jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Ron W., Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
choices by harunokarasu reviews
Summary: everyone has a soulmate, but their marks are sealed as they enter the academy. The seals are only to be released when one passes the jonin exam, or when one turns the legal age of twenty (kakasaku with hints of narusaku).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/16/2016 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Severus' Dreams by paganaidd reviews
During that dark year when Voldemort held sway over Wizarding Britain, Poppy Pomfrey gives Headmaster Snape a Christmas gift. Sequel to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,722 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To See and Keep Silent by Toodleoo reviews
Nothing was right in the Snapes' marriage. They never talked, you see. About anything. [A different kind of Marriage Law story, written for melodylepetit for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Regrets Collect Like Old Friends by Scotland Evander reviews
Traveling into the past, Draco Malfoy finds himself in his eleven year old body with all his memories from the past seventeen years. Using this knowledge, he sets out change time. His first mission: befriend Harry Potter. *Book One of the Rewritten in Time Series*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,101 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., OC - Complete
Horse Sense by CeriDouglas reviews
The horses are in agreement: Arthur ought to treat Merlin at least as well as the best warhorse in the stable, and they are going to show him how. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 144 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Finding Merlin by Drag0nst0rm reviews
When Merlin goes missing, everyone is looking for him . . . and I do mean EVERYONE. Slight crack.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Merlin, Arthur, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah, Alator - Complete
Hogwarts Horror by scarlettcat reviews
One night on patrol, Hermione and Draco discover something frightening.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 10,686 - Follows: 5,042 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 877 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Something worth fighting for by Spindelhona reviews
Homage to Wolfy Tales I found you missing. This is my version of Kakashi Hatakes' side of the story: War's ugly. But so is Life. You have to remind yourself there's still things worth fighting for. Assuming there is. Unless they're all dead and you're practically homeless. And yet, you have to carry on. You're needed. Is that enough?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
To Grow a Garden by Wolfy Tales reviews
"So what do you think about having a kid with me, Sakura?" - A family focused one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,270 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 269 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales reviews
'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 4,006 - Follows: 803 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 13,270 - Follows: 6,109 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 861 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Tactics from the Perverted Mind of a Genius by Juniper11 reviews
They could hate him all they wanted, but they would stay together this time. *Time Travel*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 371 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 181 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U., Minato N. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 6,978 - Follows: 3,992 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
King of Perverts by KillerPen reviews
There were just too many instances lately where Sasuke's hand had accidently landed on Naruto's developing chest during training for Jiraiya's comfort and the sad part was that the girl had no idea that she was being molested. So now it was up to Jiraiya to defend Naruto from Sasuke's lecherous paws. Fun, one-shot with protective Jiraiya, pervert Sasuke and clueless Naruto . R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Jiraiya, Naruko U. - Complete
Taming Granger by Jaycie Victory reviews
If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,921 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 609 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
It Falls to the Young by Viskii reviews
During their summer at Order HQ, the suspicious Marauders clash with the secrets of Severus Snape: his unforgiving father, Albus' loyalty, a past that haunts his nightmares... But no one expected friendship, nor the consequences thereof. Plus cute!Tonks. ***NEW CHAPTERS FINALLY UP AFTER 5 YEARS WHAAT? Newest ch is 41! NOW COMPLETE!***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 149,494 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Masks by phoenixyfriend reviews
No one ever really guessed the REAL reason Obito wanted to become the Juubi's Jinchuuriki. Warning: Pure, unadulterated crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Obito U. - Complete
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 11,779 - Follows: 3,595 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Akira Files Book 1 by Akira0666 reviews
Akira escapes her homeland,in the process she's forced to hide as a guy in a new village with some new friends.Her past remains hidden as she finds herself becoming closer and closer to these people. With skills passed down from ancient times, and a new home, she hopes to free herself from the chains of her past. Her people crave sacrifice but she's not willing to die just yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 213,281 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
A Fresh Perspective by dr4g0ngrl reviews
De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,017 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 4,509 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Of Idiots and Prats by CreateImagineWrite reviews
Arthur walks in on Merlin performing magic, and doesn't quite react the way Merlin would have expected him to. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 784 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Noticing of Lucy Weasley by Realmer06 reviews
Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Lucy W., Percy W. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 211 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Honesty is the Best Policy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 288 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha vs the Romance Novel by Lucillia reviews
A student tries to write a paper comparing and contrasting Romance Novels with the genre from which the Icha Icha series comes, but the characters and a novelist hijack the show.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Gwaine's Reveal by XxWanderlustxX reviews
...In which Gwaine gets tackled, Uther is confused and Arthur decides Camelot is in dire need of extensive background checks. Pure silliness...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 450 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 10,079 - Follows: 3,932 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
To Serve and Protect by Ultra-Geek reviews
After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Merlin's Best Friend by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Arthur, Gwaine and Lancelot fight over who has the honour of being Merlin's best friend
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 166 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
A Love Story by Speechwriter reviews
Who's really Hermione's true love? No OC; canon-compliant. Yet... mysteriously... no Ron/Hermione. A short and lighthearted take on the most passionate romance in the Harry Potter world!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 5,677 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 4,732 - Follows: 1,075 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 589 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Damsels are Distressing by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Damsels are in distress. Merlin is a hero. Arthur is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Perfect Plan by sinemoras09 reviews
In which various characters, outside of their control, end up getting hugged. CRACK. Sai x everyone ftw. Random!Itachi for the bonus win. Sasuke doesn't like getting hugs :x
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sai - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 720 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
As to a Portrait, Gently Drawn by machshefa reviews
Snape patrols, and finds Luna precisely where she is not meant to be. Bathed in light, chalk in hand. Written for Miss Morland for the 2009 Snuna Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Icha Icha Book Club by Nymbis reviews
Sakura discovers erotica on Tsunade's desk, and Kakashi discovers someone he can share his hobby with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
You Just Can't Get the Staff by netgirly2k reviews
Arthur and Morgana swap servants, Uther is confused.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 389 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
A Thousand Times, NO! by Nate Grey reviews
Hinata learns how much trouble an unwanted crush can be when Konoha's Handsome Devil decides to pursue her. But it isn't really her heart that Lee is after...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 7,003 - Follows: 2,197 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 3,316 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Worth The Aggravation by NessieGG reviews
AU, KibaIno. Story 5 of the New York Society Series. Supermodel Ino Yamanaka comes home to New York and learns that her protection has been placed in the hands of promising cop Kiba Inuzuka and his dog. But the arrangement may not be so bad after all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Crazy Mishka reviews
AUOneshot. Hermione made friends with two entirely different boys, and it makes for an entirely different school experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by atruwriter reviews
Fred Weasley has done everything he can think of to win over Hermione's affections, but she simply won't take him seriously. He isn't giving up however: a Weasley perseveres! [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 241 - Published: 7/15/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,784 - Follows: 820 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Go With the Tide by Tantz reviews
HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,461 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Nobody Girl by JACinthebox reviews
For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
Heat by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaSaku, Team Seven fic] Sakura goes a little bit farther than usual to get her sensei's attention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
PuppyDog Eyes by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 657 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Saving Sirius by maranjade reviews
Hermione saves Sirius' spirit the only way she can think of. How was one supposed to explain the fact that she now shared her body with a man that was old enough to be her father? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 396 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bell Jars by honeyblood reviews
[AU; post-Chuunin exams; Sakura-centric; oneshot] She cuts her hair at twelve. At thirty-five it's long again. But there is a long way between twelve and thirty-five.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
Out of Time by Rurouni Star reviews
-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 191 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.