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Author has written 5 stories for Ranma, and Naruto.

Name: i'll stick with Fenris

age: 16

My most liked shows (that I would do a fic on) are Ranma, Naruto, i've been told to do a la blue girl lemon... but thats still up in the air.

Sports: football, used to be in wrestling, but i had to get up at 6:00 in the morning (it's too damn early!). I also practice self taught sword fighting with a hippie (he makes drugs and explosives... fun guy...) using kendo swords/bokkens/sticks/etc. I also enjoy fishing! fishy fishy fish

I like to write angst, and i've been told that im sick and twisted. BUT THAT'S A LIE! I have a "friend" that has such sick and twisted and perverted idea's in his head that people have been known to throw up talking to him... THAT IS SICK AND TWISTED, not me... seriously... he tried to get a hooker on a band trip... no joke... he would have too, but he couldn't find a bathroom with a condom machine... that's twisted people.

I also enjoy writing humor once in a while, on occasion something hits me, and then I write it down for chuckles on my computer... but some is a little... vulger... to say the least.

well it may not seem like it from some of my other writings, i am a massive fan of the lessheavy characters in Naruto and Ranma. expecially Lee! Yosh! something about his attitude gets me pumped for writing. Ryoga is something of a grey area of my Ranma likings, sometimes he kicks ass, but he's... odd. Anybody that masters his language better than Ranma when being as lost for his life as ranma has spenttraining, it's a bit strange. Hinata, i love her character, i have a thing about making my faviorite girls in anime shy girls. And Naruto's Hinata is no different.

my opinion onPairings i've seen:

Sasuke/ Sakura: better than Naru/sakuby a longshot

Sasu/naru: the ONLY YAOI couple i mention, and only because it's so popular with the massive yaoi fangirls/fanboys... uhh, nasty thought, lets just say this pairing can burn in hell.

saku/shino: where did this come from?

hina/shino: hmmm, lets see how a day in thier life would go...

Hinata: "G-gg-g-g-good morning h-honey"

Shino: "..."

Hinata: "W-would yuh-you like c-coffee?"

Shino: "..."

Hianta: "W-Why don't you t-talk-k to me! is it the s-stutter? stop making fun of me! im going to my f-families, we're d-done Suh-Shino!"

Leaves house

Shino: "..." tiny teardrop falls, Shino pulls out a gun and shoots himself.

hmmm, it doesnt seem to work to me...

Naru/Hina: ehh, her personality seems to compliment his, but she would be overpowered in a conversation quickly as Naruto doesn't listen.

Itachi/Saku: Okay, you people HAVE to know that this is the least likly pairing, ever. Hell, Itach/kisa is more plausable.

hina/kiba: uhh,I keep getting images of a threesome with akamaru... AAAAHHHH PURGE PURGE!

ino/shika/chou: hmm i give it a 85 likelyhood of it actually happening in the anime. thats how close fitting this pairing seems. Actually, it should be shika/ino/chou, unless chouji's gay. which would be impossible because i said no more yaoi pairings.

shizune/tsunade: they travel together and have a pet pig that's name sounds mysteriously like "Tounge, Tounge!" 0-o?

jiriaya/his book: probably already happened

iruka/anko: ehh, he likes naruto's personality. Anko's a female version of Naruto, whose slightly more insane, they seem to match.

neji/tenten: hard to tell, mainly cause Tenten doesnt exist in the anime beyond having a name. and even then no last one.

lee/saku: two flowers. green and pink may match.I like the coupling. But for the love of god, do not let them procriate.

ino/saku: soI see subtle undertones of repressed feelings. so what? that doesnt make me a pervert... - >->

there yah go, my list of more memorable shinobi pairings, although im depressed about what i came up hina's pairings. girl just doesn't seem to match with people. AAAAHHH HINA/KIBA! PURGE PURGE!

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Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3284 - Favs: 6,001 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Youth Productions Presents by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
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Ranma vs the Faceless Hordes reviews
Ranma is thrust into a world of danger after Happosai opens a portal of unspeakable terror... and hilarity.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006
Ryoga's weakest victory reviews
Ranma is transformed by an errent mushroom back into a child, Ryoga takes advantage of this and alters both of their futures, final chapter is up.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,897 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Ranma, Shampoo - Complete
Orochimaru Experiments reviews
Tsunade and Jiraiya confront Orochimaru about his Experiments, rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
She Deserved Better reviews
A standoff with some Mist Ninja reveal Naruto's feelings to Hinata. Naruhina, but beware the angsttragedy genre. Naruto POV. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ninja's odds of death reviews
a ninja's destiny is to die... but some death's are funnier than others. heres my list of hilarious shinobi death's involving the main characters of naruto. oneshot, updated! with 50 percent more death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete