Blacklustz
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Joined 04-05-05, id: 789038
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

My name is Lauren and I’m a very sardonic person, and simply bizarre. But in my defense I tell everyone that I’m normal and that everyone else on the face of the planet is frankly weird…though I’m told it doesn’t work that way.
I'm a Harry Potter fan, not many of us aren't these days.
I think I’ve been reading fan fiction for about12 months and love creating my own, Desideratum being the first of them.

All my fic's can also be found at AdultFanFiction.net.

Slytherin Ties was the winner of Cry's 69-Day Challenge. It's my first ever slash pairing, and I had a good time writing it, and have been asked to write a sequel, which will be posted soon, it will be called 'Gryffindor Sheets'.

Go check my LJ out, if you have a LJ then feel free to friend me, just comment on an entry to let me know how you found me.

Other than that I say read the ficlets I have posted so far and leave me a review when your done, as I love review's.

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The Otherwhere by TalynSlytherin reviews
The perfect trap leads into a diseaster: Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy are thrown through a dimension portal into a foreign world. Will they survive without ripping each other in shreds? Will they get home?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,972 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Hogwarts the Musical or Dumbledore's Revenge by MayaRose reviews
“Alright this is it, you can do this Hermione.” She silently scolded herself. “How do you get yourself into these predicaments?” Hey all, I decided that the story was needing to go in a different direction, so it's back to the beginning, on with the show.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hippogriff Fever by alfalfajane reviews
A nasty virus has struck the wizarding world. Both Hermione and George contract it and are put into a three month quarantine zone at the burrow. Will they be able to survive the quarantine without killing…..or kissing each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Weasley's Every Emotion Beans: Lust by RipRoll reviews
It's nearing the end of summer and Harry, Ron and Hermione have gone to stay at Diagon Alley with Fred and George for a few weeks. But after one of the twin’s joke shop experiments is accidentally 'ingested' relationships are turned upside down...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/21/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by Kyizi reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts as a Professor rather than a student, much to the dismay of a certain Potions Master. What ancient magic does she possess? And can she help stop Voldemort or will she be tempted to join him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,746 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Operation KFFA by The Watch Pixies reviews
Randomness and Humor ensue when Fred finds himself having new feelings towards someone he really should not be. Not to mention the situations they find themselves in... Joint Story by the authors of Someday We'll Know and As Lovers Go
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 4/6/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
Old Moon Fades by Taigan reviews
Draco learns that appearances can be deceiving and that hate can mask even the greatest of all human emotions, Love. Beliefs are shattered and new bonds are formed. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,150 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Auction by Gilly Bean2 reviews
Hermione Granger disappeared before the end of the war. Charlie Weasley spends his time saving the victims of the war, and finds her. Post Hogwarts, Post War, Voldemort Wins. Part 4 up. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fear and Loathing in Romania by FalseEyelashes reviews
Tonks is begrudgingly sent to Romania to fetch Charlie Weasley and bring him back to the Order. Everything that can go wrong manages to and the two find themselves running for their lives, without magic, from both Death Eaters and the Muggle police and so
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,178 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 7/30/2004 - N. Tonks
To Live History by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
Second in the "History" trilogy. LeAnnette comes home to Hogwarts to teach. There she will find and lose love and have an adventure she hasn't had for many lifetimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 5/18/2004 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Love and War by Lady Idhril reviews
Fred and George go back to school with lots of pranks up their sleeves. Hermione ends up a target, and thus the war begins!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,005 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Hermione G., George W.
The Werewolf and the Raver by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
Tonks finds out exactly how much fun Lupin can get... when mixed with a little alcohol. FINAL CHAPTER UP! LupinTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Maybe He Won, After All by Gilly Bean2 reviews
Weeks before the war, Hermione and Ron married out of desperation to feel alive. She was widowed during the final battle, leaving her alone in the world. BillHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
The Restricted Section by secret x reviews
Hermione has a passionate encounter with Snape in the library, feels guilty and tries to stay away but can't resist him. Snape is dark, snarky, charismatic and so sexy with it! He definately stays in character here! Rated R for detailed sex scenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,123 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
To Meet History by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
First in the "History" trilogy. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Snape, and Lupin get to spend the summer with a thousand year old vampire who attended Hogwarts when she was young. A founder fic. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,190 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 7/10/2003 - OC, Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
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Undeniable reviews
Sirius watches as she sits in what is now know as ‘her’ chair, he wishes everything was different. Wondering when it will all end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Slytherin Ties reviews
Because not everyday starts out like any other, sometimes the fates just like to screw with us. DBHr onshot pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Desideratum reviews
After a year and a half of searching for the mythical Ice Dragons Hermione comes to Romania to help nurse an orphaned Hungarian Horntail? How will Charlie react to her now that she’s all grown up?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Hermione G., Charlie W.