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Author has written 29 stories for Friends.

I thought this was itching for a change.

Hey ya'll! Lauren here. If I was more eloquent, my bio page would be bursting with creativity, but just so we're on the same page, I suck at these things. Good enough? Okay. Whew.

Here's some basic information about me, just so I don't seem creepy and aloof: me llamo Lauren y tengo dieciseis anos. If you can't read novice Spanish, then I'm sorry. I'm from Washington (State, not DC, so if one more person asks me about the east coast I'll throw myself into Puget Sound). I have a younger brother and about fifty different species of animals. (And if you think I actually have fifty different species of animals, learn to process sarcasm). Writing is my life - like most people here - but unlike some of you, I want to be a playwright. So there's something different.

Let's see . . . obviously, my forte is Friends, because, really, it's pretty self-explanatory. I'm proud to say I officially own all ten seasons, a feat in itself (I'd like to thank my mother and my father, my friends, and the kids I babysit . . .). Within my fanfictions, I usually write Monica/Chandler, but I also have a soft spot for Rachel/Chandler (we'll finish it, Amy, we can do it!). Chandler/Joey is divine. Mmm.

Here's some quick reference, because I'm so original:

Music: THE Beatles (who doesn't love the Beatles, man?), Cake, Crash Test Dummies, Tragically Hip, Aimee Mann,Train, Presidents of the USA, Bare-Naked Ladies, Franz Ferdinand, Kaiser Chiefs, We Are Scientists, Aqualung, Antony and the Johnsons, Hot Hot Heat, Death Cab for Cutie (go Seattle, woot!). Probably a lot more, but I'm at a loss for now.

TV: Friends (I bow down to you), Lost (I literally live for Wednesdays), Whose Line is it Anyway, Seinfeld, and the Simpsons. Short, yes? Too bad TV has gone down the drain.

Books: Anything by Jane Austen, the Harry Potter series (except for book six -I think I murdered someone), A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving (my all-time favorite - you wanna win some points? Read that book and tell me. I'll love you forever.), anything by Madeline L'Engle, C.S. Lewis, or Tolkien. Oh, and Shakespeare, who truly rocks my socks - in the most dignified of ways, of course.

I truly love you all, and thank you for all your time and support.

(Pssst, read Lupinsmoon12391's work, she's incredible, sweet, and so very talented. I take off my metaphorical hat in honor of her).

Now shoo.

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The Infomercial Hour by ghettopeach reviews
Chandler's date didn't go well, so Joey tries to cheer him up. But there are some problems even Quick & Brite can't fix. Season 2, JC.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Acceptance by spacemonkey69 reviews
Her face was angelic. It was too bad her halo was held up by her horns. Oneshot, please read and review
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
The Ambiguously Gay Duo by spacemonkey69 reviews
Everyone knew except for them...ONESHOT please read and review!
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Wonderfully Tacky Terminology by Leondra reviews
Monica doesn't understand Chandler's thoughts on topics like kings, the future, and the broadness of the word 'relationship.' Chandler doesn't want her to understand. MonicaChandler, not exactly angst.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Complete
What If by DanielFactoid reviews
[complete...my favorite to have written]After London and the death of Phoebe Buffay, the remaining five drift apart. Some ten years later, their lives are entangled again. Some JoeyRachel, RossRachel, MonicaChandler.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,795 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
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The One With Quicksand reviews
[In Progress] They don't suspect a thing. CJ.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006
The One With Milk and Honey reviews
[Complete] She spoke as if he had a choice.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
The One Where Sometimes is an Adverb reviews
[Complete] Sometimes he wanted to change. CJ.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
The One With Sideways Driving reviews
[Complete] It had been Joey's idea. CJ.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
The One Where Shotgun is Taken reviews
[Complete] Monica loves Chandler. CJ. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
The One Where They're Softly Falling reviews
[Complete] There was something about him. CJ.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
The One After Almost Everybody Finds Out reviews
[In Progress] Chandler and Monica struggle to hide their secret from Ross. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,509 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 8/23/2005
The One With Ten Dollars reviews
[Complete] So five became six. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
The One With Front Row Seats reviews
[Complete] She's made reservations. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
The One Where She's Dizzy reviews
[Complete] He promised. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
The One With Chagrin reviews
[Complete] And so it is what it is. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
The One Where It's Just That reviews
[Complete] Joey wants to know what idiosyncratic means. CJ friendship.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
The One On Sunday Night reviews
[Complete] Her household is in disarray. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
The One Where He's Red Wine reviews
[Complete] She reminds him it's okay. Maybe it is.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
The One With the Haircut reviews
[Complete] Vignette. Change is hard.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
The One Where What Is, Isn't reviews
[Complete] Vignette. No one ever expects perfection. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
The One Without Structure reviews
[Complete] Chandler's finally tired of them, of their unfathomable ways. CJ.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
The One With Retribution reviews
[Complete] Rachel laments the outcome of her relationship with Ross. CR. RR.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
The One With Him and Her reviews
[Complete] Vignette. Monica has her closure. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
The One With Nostalgia reviews
[Complete] Chandler has really grown up after all. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Complete
The One With All the Toenail Painting reviews
[Complete] Monica and Chandler resolve their issues at the beach house. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
The One With the Orange Sofa reviews
[Complete] Rachel finds a key. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
The One With Farmyard Animals reviews
[Complete] Chandler and Monica have a late night chat. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
The One With All of Them reviews
[Complete] The gang at Central Perk. Short vignette.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
The One With the Cutest Baby Ever reviews
[Complete] The girls discuss Chandler’s proposition. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete
The One With the Wine Cellar reviews
[Complete] A tour of the wine cellar will commence shortly. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
The One Where Monica Needs More Convincing reviews
[Complete] Monica may have overshot her plan. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
The One After Chandler Sings reviews
[Complete] At least Monica thought it was sexy. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
The One With All the Ping Pong reviews
[Complete] Monica's recently acquired ping pong table triggers new emotions in the gang. CM.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
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