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Joined 04-06-05, id: 789684, Profile Updated: 04-23-09
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, O.C., Friends, Tender_is_the_Night, and Scrubs.

23/04/09
OK, so I officially suck. I have not updated for at least a year (I think it might even have been 2 years since my last update) and I have absolutely no new material to update with.
As it comes around to exam time though, I suddenly get hit with a desire to start avoiding revision by sinking myself into fanfiction again, so there's a good chance that this year might be the year to expect updates from...
- Prove It
- Comfortably Numb
- Three, Three, the Rising

As well as rewrites of Overcompensation and a couple of the others. In the works are also ideas for ALL NEW SOUTH PARK fanfiction. Style slash hellz yeah.
I apologise to everyone who's been waiting for updates for two years, but hopefully you've just forgotten my fics and moved on BUT are still interested enough to forgive and forget enough to read the updates... yeah?

Over and out
~dirtyprettything~

Mah old profile:

Izzy, DOB 13/06/89, Female

I love to write, always have, anything from drabbles to epic novels which never actually materialise. Most of what I have put up here are one shots and are likely to be so in the future, largely due to the annoyance of having to update regularly, writers block, and the fact that I've never written a complete, full-length fic without plot-holes/sections I didnt like/general dissatisfaction with teh whole thing... and one shots are much easier to perfect. The majority of the fics I read are also one-shots, with the exception of a few well-written longer fics. This is mostly because even if someone can't write well, they can usually string together a fairly decent one shot, whilst having to read criminally incorrect grammer and clichéd dialogue stretched across a ludicrously implausible and pretentious plotline tends to incur my wrath.
Also - If i put slash in the summary of a fic, or in my notes at the beginning, I expect people to REALISE that it's slash and if they are offended not read or flame.

I write predominantly (currently) Friends, The OC and Scrubs fanfiction. There are a few of my old Digimon fics which I may put up after I've revised them, and I'm also working on one or two Ugly Betty, Neighbours and Harry Potter fics. Also, I'm genereally a slasher and an angster, if a love is forbidden, unrequited or unusual in some way I will probably pounce on it, but don't expect slushy het here. Or slushy slash, which is just as bad. These are the couples and characters I'm into from each of the books/TV shows I write for, but that doesn't mean I wont write fics containing other characters/couplings.

Just so you know, reviewing will not kill you. In fact, rather the opposite, it will enhance my self-image, and it will make me want to do a good deed. You will be passing on love.

Harry Potter
- Harry/Ron
- Harry/Draco
- Ginny/Harry (usually unrequited, for that little angsty underbite)
- Hermione/Sirius
I'm not opposed to variants of these, Hermione/Snape, Ron/Draco, Ginny/Draco, and Harry/Hermione. Just expect no Ron/Hermione.

The OC
- Seth/Ryan (mmmmm yummy)
Anything else unusual, including Alex/Marissa, Alex/Seth, Ryan/Johnny, Ryan/Hailey, Anna/Zach, Anna/Seth, Anna/Alex, Ryan/Taylor, Taylor/Summer, Marissa/Summer, Julie/Luke, Julie/Jimmy, Marissa/Johnny, Kaitlin/Ché, Summer/Ché, Marissa/Seth.

In fact, I like nearly all characters from The OC, so it's possible you will see nearly any character of any coupling in my writing. The only characters who I will not bother writing about are Lindsay, DJ, Volchock, Caleb, and probably no Kandy centered fics (although they are perfect in the background!). Also no predominant Ryan/Marissa or Seth/Summer, nor will I write Rysten (Ryan/Kirsten) there is just something about it that freaks me out. Skin crawly!

Friends
- Joey/Chandler
- Chandler/Rachel
- Joey/Monica
- Rachel/Monica
- Monica/Phoebe
- Joey/Phoebe

Scrubs
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JD/Dr Cox
- Dr Cox/Jordan
- Jordan/Elliot
- Elliot/Janitor
- Elliot/JD

The chances are I will write no Turk/Carla centered fics, although I love them, also expect no mention of Kim because the woman physically repulses and completely annoys me. I do, however, love both Danni and Dr Molly, so I'm trying to work those two characters into a few of my fics, as well as Ben. The only couple I will not go anywhere near is Turk/JD, there is something seriously wrong with that coupling, again with the skin crawly...

Ugly Betty
- Marc/Amanda

Cruel Intentions
- Kathryn/Sebastian

South Park
- Stan/Kyle

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Writing on the Wall by unemployed reviews
The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Glass You Break to Touch by poisons reviews
A series of loosely connected CoxJD vignettes written for the 2dozenowies challenge on LJ. Character abuse abounds.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
Polaroid by muchtvs reviews
In honor of the Halloween season, I present a darkfic. Set early season two, when Seth was 'dating' Alex. Rated a HardT.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Ryan A., Kirsten C. - Complete
Folding Over Your Linoleum Smile by Leondra reviews
For some reason, all that came to mind when he thought of her was the way she folded napkins. Which was distinctly unfair, if God was listening.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy by Mad Maudlin reviews
Draco Malfoy's life takes a turn for the traumatic when Ron Weasley kidnaps him, in order to protect him from a murderous enemy he's never even heard of. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,801 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Get You by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, SethRyan. Seth messes up, but Ryan's got his back.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Ryan A., Seth C.
Like This by missbegonia reviews
On his twentieth birthday, Seth Cohen is about to make some important and unexpected revelations about his best friend...
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2005
Girl, It's Alive in You by temet nosce reviews
Her alarm announces the arrival of another beautifully sunny Monday morning in Miami, bodies dropping, or sometimes falling, by the dozen.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2005
Love Triangle by paranoidkitten reviews
Anna. Summer. Seth. The third side to the triangle.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2005
Iniquity by Impervius reviews
No resistance
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
What I Can Get... by musouka reviews
Sometimes you only have a few years to play make-believe. Takes place in my Usotsuki universe. A birthday present for Kym-san.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2001 - Jou K./Joe, Yamato I./Matt
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Three, Three, The Rising reviews
Remus Lupin was controlled, but he wasn’t in control. Not when it came to Lucius Malfoy. [RemusLucius slash] [HarryDraco implied slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Remus L., Lucius M.
Prove It reviews
You don't know how in the hell Jordan talked you into this... [JordanDrCox, DrCoxJD slash]
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007
Comfortably Numb reviews
‘Seth knows it’s strange, but one of the first things he does when he finds out Marissa’s dead is call Alex.’ Seth’s grieving process post Marissa, but concerning her. Title by Pink Floyd.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Seth C., Alex K.
Glass of Water reviews
Marissa doesn’t know why she can’t quite cope with Ryan and Sadie being together... Season 3. Post Johnny, Pre Volchock. [RyanSadie, RyanMarissa]
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Marissa C. - Complete
What Lies Beneath reviews
‘Never judge a book by its cover, except in Newport Beach where looks mean everything.’ Alex considers the merits of judgment by undergarment. Reviews would be nice. [SethAlex, MarissaAlex femmeslash, RyanMarissa, RyanSeth slash]
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Alex K. - Complete
Overcompensation reviews
Chandler overcompensates for people doubting his sexuality “If you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?” [JoeyChandler slash]
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Jordan Baker: Not a Bad Girl reviews
Jordan Baker's take on love, life and morality throughout the novel 'The Great Gatsby'
Tender_is_the_Night - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Like Father like Son: The Chandler Bing story reviews
Love and hate are two very difficult emotions to juggle. Not for Mondler fans, or the faint hearted. [JoeyChandler slash, ChandlerMonica]
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
The One Where Chandler Loses his Mind reviews
The One Where Chandler Loses his Mind. Chandler has a few problems sleeping... [JoeyChandler slash] COMPLETE
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
What I Want to Say reviews
Chandler thinks about all the things he can't say [JoeyChandler slash]
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Rhymes reviews
Seth stays up late one night to rhyme things... [RyanSeth. Slashy vibes]
O.C. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Seth C. - Complete
To The Point reviews
Chandler doesn’t think before he speaks, and it produces unexpected results [JoeyChandler slash]
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
The After Effects reviews
The aftermath of war can draw strange people together... [HarryDraco slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Garbled Inconsistent Hyperactivity reviews
Ryan and Seth begin to wonder... [RyanSeth slash]
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Ryan A., Seth C. - Complete
Snow reviews
I think you like to preserve your childhood you are amused quickly and bored as easily, in a way which doesn't really convey immaturity, just... a different way of growing up. [GinnyHarry unrequited]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Useless reviews
Neville ponders all the things he's never been good at [NevilleHermione unrequited, HarryHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Neville L. - Complete