So there I was enjoying myself at a bar about to pick up a pretty girl and then bam! I'm on Route 1, short as shit and somehow twelve again. Oh well, at the very least I can get that Charizard I always dreamed of. Self Insert.

A series of (mostly) One-Shots featuring a bunch of Self-Insert/SI-OC in various situations. These will be full of lemons, you have been warned.

Vincenzo 'Vin' Corsetti should never have volunteered at the Vatican. Now, he's been drafted into an elite order of Exorcists in-training, facing insane beasts and monsters, and he's got a 'Sacred Gear' to figure out too. Hey, at least the girls are cute, right? (My love letter to the DxD fandom: a story with proper grammar, writing, and no OP OC) Cover by marccurie on Twitter!

After wasting a life full of privileges i find myself in the body of a homeless kid in the world of My Hero Academia. I'm hungry. I'm scared. I... I don't want to die here. I will live, if nothing else for this kid's sake. Quirks doesn't define who we are. I'm going to show you that you don't need a quirk to become a Hero... ish. Reincarnated OC, Morally grey protagonist.

Passing beyond the veil, Itachi finds himself in an afterlife that is far from the hellfire he'd steeled himself for. With a chance encounter involving a pervy sage, a Flash Goddess and a healer whose angelic appearance hides more than a hint of steel, the bane of the Uchiha Clan finds a chance at a second life... and perhaps redemption. Slow burn. M for language and violence.

After graduating from the academy and getting assigned to Team 7, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are surprised that their Jōnin-sensei is a little girl, about their age. After her death in the Empire, Tanya did not find herself in the afterlife; instead, she found herself reborn in the Hidden Leaf, staring into the eyes of a massive, nine-tailed fox. Rated M for safety.

Issei didn't know what he was getting into when he made a deal with The Red Dragon Emperor, all he knew, was his friend was in danger and he needed to save her, no matter the cost. Eventually, Issei finds himself mixed up in the world of Angels, Devils and Fallen Angels, however, at least he has a way to fight for those he cares about. Less perverted, powerful, Dragon Issei. Harem.

Eijirou looks at the talisman. And then does a double take. "This just says 'fuck off' in kanji," Eijirou says to Midoriya. "It's very effective," Midoriya says to Eijirou. "What the hell is going on," Jirou says to the room. (In which the dorms are haunted and Midoriya is an exorcist. In, you know, a manner of speaking.) [WARNING: manga spoilers]

Typically, when people ask 'what made you want to be a hero' the answer is not supposed to be 'spite'. Or, when former detective Suzume is reborn into a world of heroes without getting any superpowers, she decides she might as well become Batman. Quirkless!Reincarnated OC. You know the drill.

Come on. Look at the title. Look at the characters. You know what this is. And you know you've thought about it too.

After Kiritsugu's death, the Mystic Eyes of Game Perception awoke within Shirou. With it he'll take the world, and several older ladies, by storm

"Are you… planning to take the Shogun's place?" "If needed," She replied honestly. "Will you help me?" She doesn't know what she was expecting, but she cannot imagine how she would react if he were to refuse. He gave her his usual sunny smile. "I will always be at your service, milady."

Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.

Waking up in a forest full of deadly beasts isn't exactly a good way to start the morning, I'm unsure of the date, yet today certainly has that 'Monday' energy I've been hearing so much about. Join Xander as he builds his ultimate pokemon team (Literally) and challenges the world as a mad scientist does. with genetic abominations that can smite god himself. (Gamer-esque) (Si-Oc)

Canon-Divergent, SI-Sasuke Uchiha. Itachi was a true prodigy, but an adult in the body of Sasuke can pull off a lot of things, especially given the cheat code known as the Sharingan. Follow the MC as he tries to find his place in the world, or a way out of it, while he fends off the endless stream of people after his eyes.

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down. Coming to terms with this crazy new chapter, I try my best to enjoy this opportunity as much and as long as possible. (Male SI)

God made a deal with The Devil. Terrible mistake, or part of His Grand Plan?

Shaken by the loss of his family to the Kyuubi, Naruto shoulders on, and shows the world that he is, indeed, the son of the fourth Hokage. Keeping the same pace as Itachi, Naruto rises through the ranks, reaching the rank of ANBU, all the while being the best friend of both Itachi and Shisui. Everything seems to be going good until the Uchiha clan died out. Naruto x Mikoto.

Humans are not created equal. It isn't something we're taught so much as it is something we eventually realize: there are those who are born great, and there are those who are born. Empirically speaking, though, aren't we all made of the same star stuff?

A magician reborn, what illusion will she perform next? "Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourself, for I am about to perform the biggest magic trick of all. To change the plot." OC. AU.

Midoriya is a kind boy able to turn into a mass of tentacles and teeth. Whether this is his quirk or if he is an eldritch abomination from beyond space is debatable. Despite being a nightmare made flesh he has the drive to be a hero. Even if his classmates are trying to banish him to the outer realms, or worship him as a god.

After being rescued from the Void by a passing Love Fairy, Axton enters the world of Highschool DxD with the power of the Gamer. His life of adventures and a sexy harem start here! Lemons and a morally grey protagonist.

At 19 years old, Percy Jackson had thought that the greatest challenges before him were graduating college and saving up for marrying the girl of his dreams. Now, he's 200 years in the future, homeless, and a wanted fugitive. Wait…did that girl have bunny ears? What the hades is even going on here?

And so, the Fairy King fell down the infinite abyss of his own making. Eventually, he fell asleep. And when he opened his eyes, he had landed in a strange town, in a strange land, that went by the name 'Kuoh'. Or in where Oberon is given a second chance, and the tale of his struggle to lead a new, happier life.

Currently undergoing massive rework. Not a good story. Read my other Lucifer instead in my profile.

When Jaune is called in to receive an inheritance from a distant relative, he expects maybe a few heirlooms and maybe a bit of cash. He never imagined that he'd be given an entire mansion full of beautiful skimpily dressed maids at his beck and call. Now he must learn to become a proper master over his girls. be A harem fic that contains lemon, bdsm, spanking, etc.

The gamer is a power of epic proportions... most of the time. This system didn't get the memo, and is focused on crafting instead of overpowered magic spells and harems! Join Darius, a body clone of an omniversal emperor, as he uses his new power in the world of Minecraft! Wait what?

Isekai. a fun concept. a few problems though. first off, I was Reincarnated into a world where planet busting is a meager feat. Secondly, I was born 200 years after the story had finished, thirdly... there are time cops on my front lawn. I wasn't aware their main recruitment method was a nicely worded 'Join or Die, You Time Altering Scum'. huh. OC Self Insert, Eventual Gamer-esque

Side stuff to my established works that I put to a vote in Discord. From the continuation of the Darius who took that Illager (If you know what I mean), to even canon side stories involving characters outside the main cast. Though knowing Discord, it's probably going to end up being all degenerate stuff.

Harry Potter's uncle goes too far and a broken, bleeding Harry is left in his cupboard. However, he is rescued and taken in by our favorite, faceless entity in a suit; Slenderman. How will Hogwarts deal with a corrupted Harry Potter? Harry Potter x Creepypastas. Dark-ish!Harry. Teen for general Creepypasta goodness and language. Manipulative Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing.

After a series of unfortunate events and the aquaintence of an old friend, the world of High School DxD faces its newest Gamer. Conquest and sexy harems follow Kano, the Gamer of Glass. Lemons apply.

Giran had found the League a number of new recruits in the wake of Stain's attack. None, however, were more interesting than the indestructible tank with a child's brain and the jaws of a great white. Nanaue didn't know how he ended up in this new world, but the League wanted to be his friends, and give him food. So he followed. "Where go, friends?" King Shark in MHA insert.

Isaiah is an exorcist of the Vatican, unknown to all, he's actually a reincarnation from another world with this one as an anime. Now if only he could remember it... or realize just how much he's changed things for better or worse. (Kiba SI)

The warning said these pills would give her strange dreams. Kushina would call getting worked over by her hunky son a little more than strange. NarutoxKushina NTR.

Hideyoshi Sera seemed to have something that most people in her quirk-filled society seem to lack; self-preservation. So even though she was born with a powerful healing quirk, she was in no way getting herself into trouble by associating with heroes. Until one day she decides to return the favor and save someone who saved her. Turns out he was All Might.

"I am Deku!" That's Deku for this is fucking stupid and it's literally a shit post that I wrote in an hour. Fucking Fucking Ibara, Nejire, Poison Ivy, and Fem Kamui woods. If you want to read this turn off your brain.

Self-Insert as a fruit powered Hashirama in One Piece 12 years before the beginning of the series. Mori-Mori no Mi (Forest-Forest Fruit) user. Amnesiac SI.

POV from a OC-SI one year older than the twins, AU from triwizard onward, even if Harry Potter will be canonish. Detailed explanation of magic, animagus, alchemy, rituals, Worldwide scenarios.

Nobody said that there really is a second chance at life, that my second chance at life is to grow up as a child soldier in a world that was once fiction. Nobody said that I would be reborn with the fate of being cannon fodder where all I want is to live, to survive. But, I have a friend that helped me, a friend with an unhealthy obsession for purple. (Reincarnated OC)

In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. Remastered and sequel ongoing!

It was not a healthy way to live, but it was the one she chose after hearing him… he at least hoped, she would not regret it. (One-Shot)

Jaune Escanor Arc. Born with a curse that his family kept hidden from Remnant for generation after generation. The same curse that surpasses that of any powerful being before the existence of Remnant itself, before Salem, before the Four Maidens, before the Two Brothers. Here begins a fairy tale that no one will know. The Lion's Pride knows no bounds!(RWBY belongs to Monty Oum)

Professor Naruto Uzumaki was loud, young, gorgeous and dangerous. She hated Umbridge more than anyone, shared pranking ideas with the Weasley twins, and stood up for all her students. The entire student body was in love. But with rumors of her having a fiance over seas, and her weird friendship with Snape, Harry can't help but be suspicious. "No, it's not a pleasure." Fem!Naruto

An ambitious magician acquires a rare specimen for a servant: Grayfia Lucifuge. OC/mature/smut/warning for tags

An optimistic anime-loving high school teenager is pulled into the world of Minecraftia without rhyme, or reason. Can he make it back to Earth, or will he be seduced by the mob princesses? Or be killed, enslaved, or eaten by the mob kings who are the fathers of the princesses? [Hiatus]

After months of being her teammate, Jaune thought there was nothing Nora could ever do that would surprise him. That was until she sat down next to him on his bed and held her scroll in between them. The contents of the video shocked him, but it was nothing compared to what would come after. Cover art by PotenzaCreators.

After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry

It's not easy being Momo Yaoyorozu's twin. She's smart, pretty, well liked... in comparison, Ume scrapes by. Luckily, being a hero isn't about being perfect— it's about being your best. Ume will do anything to become the hero she's dreamt of being, even if it means making a few sacrifices along the way.

The story of how a girl chooses to live when she's reborn into the Narutoverse.

Kushina is frustrated is with Minato, who is constantly busy with Hokage duties. Lemons, Incest! I don't own Naruto

She was his first role model, his first friend, his first love. She nursed him, raised him, taught him how to love. When he looks at her, he's looking at the purest love he's ever known. After all, a mother's love knows no boundaries, knows no reason as it is given unconditionally, knows no season as it transcends forever through eternity. Naruto x Kushina. Uzumakicest. *One-shot*

Children fear the boogeyman, but men fear an even scarier monster. The legend says you should hide your wife and especially your mother because by leaving them alone, you're offering them to The Blond Mother Lover. This is Uzumakicest with graphic smut and somewhat of a plot. Count your ABC's because Naruto puts the "N" in "Netorare". Main pairing: Naruto/Kushina & Naruto/Mikoto

SI/OC Her name is Kazeshini Uzumaki and she was born even before Madara Uchiha was around, she doesn't want to fight head on and so fights as an assassin, she's a dauntless sword user who carries a nodachi a few inches taller than her, and she's a girl who really just wants to bear hug the ever adorable Naruto and he isn't even around yet. Self-Insert (Rating has changed to M)

Jaune plays with his kitty. Knightshade. Shameless Smut.

Unfinished stories, including high school AUs, mobster wars, and food-fights. Some romance, some crack, and perhaps the tiniest bit of adventure.

Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.

Relationships in Anbu were forbidden. But Itachi felt something for her partner fox that was a bit more than companionship. Now out of Anbu her little sister brings home a blond man called Naruto, that sounds dangerously like her Fox. Naruto, fem Itachi, fem Sasuke

Earth Bet. A world of heroes and villains, of evil conspiracies and crazy murder hobos, of apocalyptic monsters and depressed space whales. A world that I once thought as fiction, until one day it suddenly became very real to me, and now I have to deal with it... But luckily, I might have just the right tools for the job: [Self Insert] [Worm Cyoa]

We all know Ise become pervert because he meet one pervert old man in the park. However in this Universe, he meet certain old troll instead old pervert. Multiple crossover! OOC Issei! Warn : Bad grammar! Looking for Beta! Prologue - Chapter 10 already edited. Edit 21/06/2022, On Hiatus until Re Zero Why Me current Arc finished.

Post V5. Jaune is dull without Ruby. Nothing will ever deny that. He didn't love Pyrrha and that guilt only tore at him further. And after Team RWBY is back together, the leader of JN-R will be like his team: broken once again.

The Grimm closed in, as the ember in his soul shivered and then surged forth, burning irrepressibly as he faced death once more. "It's going to be a long night" The 9-year-old murmured, his tone quivering in a manner that might have been mistaken for terror… if not for the nigh maniacal grin stretched across his face "Well, just another dance at death's border, I guess" Gamer!Jaune

AU When Harry is fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher's Stone, he makes the horrible discovery that he is keeping Voldemort alive by hosting a fraction of his soul. What is the rest of Harry's time at Hogwarts like when he knows that he has to die?

Shirou Emiya, at the climax of his battle against the King of Heroes is pulled into the world of Remnant. Befriended by a kind yet disheartened Rabbit-Faunus, Shirou will strive to learn his place in the new world while seeking to locate and stop Gilgamesh who crossed over with him. A goal that threatens to consume him and all those whom he grows close to.

Just honest, fun, innocent smut straight from Mika's mind and my finger tips. Drabbles only, mostly short instance fics. Hope you all enjoy

After hearing about his father death, Jaune decided to return home to attend the funeral and console his mother and sisters. After some needed bonding, his mother decides to to give him better advice with girls by using herself as a test dummy. What follows up after some practice kissing shakes their world by plunging Jaune into the taboo world of incest starting with his mother.

After being expelled from Beacon Academy, Jaune Arc falls into a depressing life of prostitution and regret. All seems lost until a mysterious girl who can't speak enters the picture. But who exactly is this Neopolitan? Is she the angel Jaune has been searching for? Or the demon who will drag him down even further? Rated M for language, drug/alcohol use, and sexual content.

Where I keep the lemons from my other stories, because I'm paranoid. Warning: Explicit

Uchiha Hikaru is Madara and Izuna's beloved younger sister. Hashirama couldn't pick a worse person to fall in love with. He was utterly doomed. (fem!Harry/Hashirama. Third in my Reincarnation Series.)

The long-separated lovers who reunited in Avalon awaken to the prologue of mankind's destruction. Prompted by the sight of Fuyuki in flames, they set forth to fight together once more.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

In which the world experiences the aftermath of a bargain between the Pirate King and the Master of Death. Oneshot

Jaune gets the experience of his life when the call girl who comes to his apartment turns out to be his teenage crush-the beautiful, indomitable Weiss. mature/pwp/prostitution/a little cheating

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

One of Rin's experiments goes wrong, throwing her and Shirou's souls into another world to be reborn. Finding themselves in a world with a new form of mystic energy and where the influence of Gaia is less than a tenth of its old strength, Rin has found herself in paradise. Shirou however sees a world of conflict, deceit, and monsters wearing human skin... same old, same old.

When I died after making my first bad decission I wasn't expecting to be reborn in a world of Devils, Angels, Fallen Angels and Yokai. I wasn't expecting to the be the 'main character'. I wasn't expecting for my life to become a game. I will, however, make the most of this peculiar situation. SI OC as Issei! Badass Main Character! MassHarem! Lemons!

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

What happens when Harry's horcrux is removed earlier than Dumbledore intended? Who will be able to establish a new plan to control the wizarding world? Powerful!Harry Some Weasley!Bash Manipulative!Dumbles Harry/Fleur

Despite having regrets, as Jiraiya sunk into the watery abyss he was content to go the Pure Land and leave the mission of peace in the hands of Uzumaki Naruto. However, fate was not so kind to the Super Pervert as he woke up as Hyoudou Issei; the new addition to Rias Gremory's peerage.

Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)

In which Hibari gets reborn as Sasuke's twin and takes over the world. Somewhat.

Just as he finishes one war to save his world, Harry is literally pulled into another. The trials of living in Zuellni aren't as bad as back in England, but the Contaminoid threat will rear its ugly head. Harry has to fight to protect what he holds dear, but that is nothing new. A certain silver-haired manipulator just has to be put in his place first.

(Oneshot anthology of a unique sort.) It can take decades to write a masterpiece, and years to plan it- so see what a couple of amateurs come up within 15 minutes after a prompt. College Fool, Couer Al'Alran, and the Jaune story concepts that followed.

He's not the Boy-Who-Lived. He's not the Chosen One. He's not even a hero. Quite the opposite in fact. He's a being of such terrible greatness that at one point, those who were hated as devils and worshiped as deities, saw fit to seal him away. Now he's back and he wants his throne. Let Order reign...

AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD

Normal people have friends with benefit. But Naruto has a family with benefit. And it is not normal. But hey what is normal about Naruto. Dont answer it, its a rhetorical question. Lemons and incest. Relatively peaceful world.

Love is an anchor. Archer/Rin. Shirou/Rin. Collection of post-UBW oneshots. COMPLETE.

It was crimson, he saw it clearly. It was the same color as her hair, just as beautiful and ever flowing. It was like nothing he had ever tasted before; it made him feel alive, powerful, and immortal. It was his addiction. It was her blood. [Vampire Naruto][Strong Naruto][Naruto x Harem]

The Boy-Who-Lived lives no more and the wizarding world is left without their savior... or are they? Harry-is-Ulquiorra fic!

Astoria Greengrass wants to set up Harry Potter with her sister, Daphne. But her plans don't really go the way she wants them to. Not your usual Harry/Daphne/Astoria fic. Rated for some language and some adult content.

Life is a kaleidoscope full of mirrors and shards that twist and turn creating a mirage of beauty and colour and life is nothing more than a beautiful illusion, just like a kaleidoscope. Self-Insert. SI. OC.

another one of nhunters stories i brought back

just one of nhunters stories i brought back

In a world where Kushina lived to see her twin children grow up, and where the people of Konoha no longer resent the jailer, all is well. Except that Namikaze Naruto does not forget, and he holds no love for a village of the blind. There are only two things that he values in this world, his mother and sister. For them, he would do anything. Naruto/Naruko/Kushina.

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.

Befriended by a god, and changed forevermore. What shall life be like for Harry Potter as he embarks on the adventure known as life, as a being most commonly referred to as a god. God!Harry aka more-than-Super!Harry AU.

One decision changes everything. Chance rips Harry's boon companions from his side, and replaces them with a knight who's apparently immune to magic. Somehow, Harry thinks he's better off.

His first travel as the new Toad Sage changed his life irreversibly when an awful blizzard forced him to share a room with a moody Redhead. There is more to her than meets the eye - she seems strangely familiar. Naruto x Kushina - Lemon - Incest

Naruto decided that Kushina is the only one for him. She tries to withstand the temptation, but for how long? Strict Naruto x Kushina - Rated M for lemon & gore

Kurenai pondered what made a good father when she strolled down the streets of Konoha with her son. Uzumaki Naruto had just come back from a mission and had just run by them. Will a chance meeting between them develop into more? One-shot. Naru/Kurenai

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG