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Joined 04-06-05, id: 790229, Profile Updated: 01-04-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

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Name: Joey

Gender: Female

Hello, and welcome to my small corner of the HP universe! I've been a DracoHermione shipper for years now and I seriously can't bring myself to read Draco with anyone except Hermione. That doesn't mean that I will bash any other pairings out there; that would be just plain immature and disrespectful. Anyway, I also find that I enjoy HarryPansy, very little RonHermione and HarryHermione, and recently I've come to really enjoy BlaisePansy. Now, while I don't hate McLaggen, he isn't exactly the guy I would see for Hermione, though I'm not against it either, though there's only one fic I've read so far. I don't make any of my characters evil because I hate them, it's just that they're convenient and fun to write from different perspectives. I actually do try to update as fast as I can, but school takes up a lot of time, not to mention watching over the siblings, one of which has autism and can be a handful. Also, sometimes I'm not inspired to write and I don't think that writing for a story should be forced, because then it comes out half-assed. At least that's my personal opinion.

Another thing I'd like to mention. I love drama. I don't really care if my fics are compared to soaps, but my plot sometimes borderline and other times do cross that line. I love any type of comment that I receive, especially constructive criticism. It took me a while to get used to it, but I finally understood that without concrit, your work is bound to not improve at all. That's not to say that I like harsh criticism. I really think that there's a difference between being polite and downright rude. I'm going to ask that if you're going to leave concrit, please be respectful. I really don't think it's too much to ask for common courtesy. Flames will be ignored, maybe ridiculed, depending on how I feel on that day. Otherwise I love all reviews, even if a person didn't agree with what I wrote or how I wrote it. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and not every single person will like your writing. It's not the end of the world if someone doesn't like your stories.

Moving on... there are so many amazing writers where I've gotten my inspiration from, it's amazing to see their talent and the way they put it to use. I recommend any fics by Marmalade Fever, Kyra4, Gravidy, inadaze22, and Tierfal to name only a very few of all of those amazing authors out there.

"I Can't Hate You Anymore,"is complete. Finally! I took my break and I'm trying to come back, though most of my time is going to this penname: Valentine’sNinja and to the Final Fantasy VII stories that I have in progress. My DracoHermione muse is somewhere around here, hopefully I'll be able to find it one of these days...

"The Man Behind Those Eyes," will be fairly long, but not as much as my previous two completed, works. For those of you still hanging around with me, thanks a bunch. Just don't get mad or feel bad if I don't reply to your reviews. I try my best, but I don't always have a lot of time, but thank you so much if take the time to read and comment, your thoughts and words are great help to me.

(01/04/11)

I want to apologize to everyone who has been patiently waiting for an update. I'm going to do my very best to get back into the HP loop, so hopefully an update will come about very soon. I got a new laptop recently and have yet to finish transfering my documents over to the new one, so I'll go in to grab my HP stuff later today. The next chapter for TMBTE is about half done, so I'll look into my notes and see what was next for it. I promise you all that I'm not dead and that the fic is not discontinued! Thank you so much for all of the amazing reviews I've been getting and the PMs, too. I'll get replies out to those when I get the chance. Take care and I hope everyone is having a good year so far!

Favorite Quotes:

"You want to bite me, you buy me dinner."

--Castle to Beckett, Castle

"I was drunk, vulnerable, and good looking. You took advantage of me."

--Derek to Meredith, Grey's Anatomy.

"I am not saying I am the God. I am saying I am your god, and my wrath is large. And painful."

--Miranda Bailey to her interns in Season Three, Grey's Anatomy.

"There's only been three careers I've ever wanted. Ruler of my own planet, Wonder Woman, or a surgeon."

--Christina Yang, Grey's Anatomy.

"Dr. Bailey, who was Santa Clause?"

"An old white man who lives at the North Pole and enters people’s homes inappropriately?"

--The Chief and Dr. Bailey, Grey's Anatomy.

"Pathetic. Let me be clear. I’m moving on. I’m a better woman than you."

--Sloan to Lexie, Grey's Anatomy.

"You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half-human, half-pure evil."

Ross to Rachel, Friends.


I'm on a break from school at the moment, but I promise that you haven't seen the last of me yet! Thanks for taking the moment to read my nonsense, and a very big thank for making me who I am in this huge writing universe!

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Still So Close to You by Darkwing731 reviews
It couldn't get much worse than this: the dangerous advances of Lucius Malfoy, Remus' unpredictable behavior, and the arcane information that was somehow leaking out to the Dark Side. With no allies, Hermione Granger was helpless. RL&HG. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,276 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
DHr Drabbles: Where The Pieces Fit Together by inadaze22 reviews
All Draco/Hermione. All drabbles. All written for a variety of reasons, even boredom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All's Fair by Marmalade Fever reviews
Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heartbreak, My Mistress by Lady Saruman reviews
Snape’s first and only love, and what happened between them. Based on most of the chapter entitled The Prince’s Tale. From J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Pairing not invented. Angsty one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
MargaritaVille by Kyra4 reviews
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame... Dramione, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time by EternalOphelia reviews
Chapter 18 DrHr Takes places after the 6th book. Draco is w. the Death Eaters, but his convictions are swaying. How does Hermione tie into this? Only time will tell. Time heals all. But which time? RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,827 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ogling Mr Potter by angelps7 reviews
[oneshot] I just wanted to brush my fingers against his exposed skin, to give him a neck massage that would cause him to groan in unrestricted pleasure... “Stop ogling at Potter and pay attention! Professor Snape barked. Whoops. Busted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Pansy P., Harry P. - Complete
My Only Regret by EternalOphelia reviews
[one shot]DrHr. During the war. First person POV told by Hermione. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,416 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy's Never by Svelte Rose reviews
Lucius knows very well what a Malfoy should and should not do. Hermione x Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Kissing Lessons for the Beginner by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Harry needs to learn how to kiss. Who do you think might be kind enough to help him? In chapter seven, Harry finally begins to understand his confusing, female best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sold by Marmalade Fever reviews
Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,867 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seeds of Seduction by AnjaliMalfoy reviews
There is only one rule in the game of seduction...Never fall in love. Draco Malfoy is a prized Death Eater. Hermione Granger, a member of the Order of the Pheonix is sent to seduce him for information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,251 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Baby by EternalOphelia reviews
Chapter 23THE END!HD. Three unlikely students are found together, unconscious, by the lake. When they come to they find nearly 4 months of their lives have been erased from their memories. But that is by far the least of their problems. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,071 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Draught In Time by dutchtulips reviews
EPILOGUE ADDED! RonHermione, sixth year. When Ron accidentally drinks a wrongly brewed potion, he wakes up to find that he's travelled ten years through time, and that his longtime crush Hermione is now his wife...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,675 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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The Man Behind Those Eyes reviews
Sequel to 'The Heart Behind Those Eyes.' Five years after his supposed death, Draco returns to Hermione's life with a new name and face and meets a son he hardly knows. Will Hermione ever learn to love the man behind the façade? DracoHermione, HarryPansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,510 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Can't Hate You Anymore reviews
Being forced to marry a man you hate is not as bad as loving him after he destroyed your life. After years of heartache, will Draco and Hermione ever find true happiness? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,795 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Make Me Forget His Name reviews
Tired of her husband being unfaithful, Hermione turns to the arms of the least likely person… her one time enemy and her husband's best friend. Sometimes remembering the person who has loved you most is the hardest thing to do. HGDM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,753 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Without You reviews
Bitter, angry, and cold after tragedy strikes her, what will it take for Hermione to see that her happiness is right in front of her? One shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,050 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Heart Behind Those Eyes reviews
Hermione reminices about the short time she was able to see the real Draco before his death. One Shot, heed the rating!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eternity With You reviews
After a brush with death, Draco binds himself to Hermione for the rest of their lives. Will Draco and Hermione find a way to protect their most precious treasure? What does his mother have to do with anything? DracoHermione. On HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,124 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Climbing The Walls reviews
Hermione's depression after a failed relationship takes a drastic turn when Draco Malfoy decides to interfere. Short Story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,646 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vanilla Orchids reviews
Breakups are a nasty business, especially when involving the two most vicious people in the school. Will they be able to find a common ground and get back together? Oneshot! REVISED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cater To You reviews
Draco wants to cater to his wife's every whim, but in the end finds out that he doesn't have to. Fluffy Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete