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Joined 04-07-05, id: 790575
Author has written 7 stories for Inuyasha, Hellboy, Phantom of the Opera, Star Wars, Matrix, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Twilight.

Well, hello person who likes to read people's profiles. Being a member for a little over two years now, I thought it was time for an almost-total makeover...because I had a harder time starting from scratch. Well...it was easier the first time I attempted this...the freaking crap-for-crap system logged me out before I could save everything...(-grumbles up a storm-)

Name: Eh, just call me Titan. Lame, I know, but it was originally lame.

Eyes: Blue/green/grey in color. They have these star-looking designs in them that one girl thought was tattoos...she still does, as far as I know...

Hair: When it doesn't see sun (and I mean absolutely no sun...), it's a mousy brown. It gets lightened to blond, though. Currently trying to grow it out for charity, I've had it short for roughly 5 and a half years now.

Height: Around 5'5"-6"

Fanfictions I'm writing about:
Inuyasha--my first thing posted. It's horrible--no plot, incredibly cheesy, etc. Inuyasha, however, has thousands of fanfics, so it at least goes unnoticed...I don't know if I'll continue or delete it...
Hellboy--love the movie, can't write about it for beans. I had a pretty good idea, but no plot to speak of. I have an idea of where I want to take it now, if I had time and the ability to write it well...
Phantom of the Opera--a random poem I decided to write when playing with rhyming patterns. It's not very good...I have another idea for PotO, if I ever get around to writing, editing, and posting... ;)
Star Wars--I had a pretty good story idea for this one, and it's going decently, I guess. I have yet to have an overall plan, but I'm working on it...
The Matrix--Set in New York, though apparently the movies were in Chicago. I like this idea pretty well. It's a Twinfic, really, with an OC-One pairing (all the Twinfic pairings I've seen are with Two...it's only fair One should get some too. ;) )
Avatar Last Airbender--This was just a songfic, and I think I like it pretty well. I might do more, I don't know...
Twilight--I ADORE this book! You need to read it. I'm pretty proud of this poem (considering I don't think I can write poetry that well), and I might do another series of poems; I have a few others written down. I have a short story on the way too...hooray!

Likes/Interests/Hobbies: First of all, I LOVE music. I can't go a day without listening to some! Some bands/singers I like are Muse, My Chemical Romance, Goo Goo Dolls, AFI, Evanescence, The Offspring, The Police, The Clash, The Cure, Porcupine Tree, Billy Talent, Billy Idol, The Adicts, The Killers, White Stripes, Fallout Boy, Frank Sinatra, Green Day, Ok Go, H.I.M, 3 Doors Down, Rammstein's "Ohne Dich"--beautiful!, The Fray, some Linkin Park, and a bunch of other stuff. Some musicals, instrumentalists and soundtracks I like include Pirates 1 and 2 (I can listen to the whole of the second soundtrack more than the first), almost anything Tim Burton/Danny Elfman, Bond, William Joseph, Buffy the Vampire Slayer's musical "Once More With Feeling", Phantom of the Opera (I prefer the movie cast over the Broadway...Michael/Sarah fans, please don't hurt me...), Beauty and the Beast (Disney and OBC), Wicked OBC, The Secret Garden OBC, Spamalot, etc.
Other stuff: the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, The Mediator series by Meg Cabot, Maximum Ride series by James Patterson, Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schreiber, Inheiritance trilogy by Christopher Paolini, Harry Potter (of course...I definitely like the books much better than the movies, though), Uglies trilogy by Scott Westerfeld, comic-based movies (X-men, Spiderman, Hellboy, V for Vendetta, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Batman, Fantastic 4, etc...), Star Wars (both trilogies!), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (tv series...the movie was bad) and Angel, Loony Toons, Micky Mouse cartoons (only the classics...that new kiddie stuff is crap), Mel Brooks movies, anything to do with improvisation, acting (except I'm BAD...I'm mostly sticking to costumes and makeup for now...), etc.
Hobbies include: playing my guitars, bass guitar, and violin (all of which are named after the Cullen guys from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight), playing soccer (I'm a total defense player--sweeper and goalie!), drawing (slowly but surely getting better when I don't have artists' block), writing (of course...I don't do it as much as I'd like though...), participating in drama (though it's quite time-consuming... ;) ), etc! Wow, that was long... n_n"

Dislikes: Ignorant people, people who have no idea what's going on around them (I bet there are people in America who don't know who's in office...and I'm not talking about children), people who make themselves fit in, most hip-hop and rap (you can't spell CRAP without RAP), those teenager-brainwash stores like Abercrombie (with or without Fitch...), Bebe, American Eagle, etc. (those places where you can bet a 40-dollar generic t-shirt with a thickness rivaling drier lint and made by, as my friend says, the bleeding fingers of Malaysian children), Wal-Mart (they break pretty much every Union law in the book...not that they have Unions or anything...plus, as I've heard, the floors smell like McDonald's grease), reality show "stars", Spandex, peep-toe heels (when middle aged women try to wear them to look young, it just makes them older and gives them bunions), people who spend obscene amounts on clothes (I'm a Bargain Basement shopper... ;D ), has-beens (or never-beens...) who think they're celebrities, teenage girls who believe their very existence depends on their being in a relationship, patent leather (except on Doc Martins...), MySpace (I'm going to make people angry with this one...but explain to yourself: what purpose does MySpace really serve? Try to answer that without saying "for friends", because you already KNOW your friends and shouldn't have to post your personal conversations or woes for all to see.), and I'm sure there's more...

I should put this in here, too: A BIG (huge, gi-normous, colossal...) THANKS TO ALL MY CONSISTANT REVIEWERS! I LOVE YOU GUYS! -hugs-

M'kay...If you've been tipped off by the bold-faced stuff up there, I reall appreciate reviews. Good or bad, it doesn't really matter to me. That is, unless you're just reviewing to say how horrible something is. Don't waste your precious time making yourself read something you hate just so you could tell me how much you hated it. I'll just laugh at you. However, I take constructive criticism to heart and put it to good use.

So...that's pretty much it. I'll post some links to cool sites, so check back every now and then! Have a great one!

--A site all about...well...evil overlords! Includes a great list of 100-plus things to do whilst in the occupation. Enjoy!


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Hidden by Niendil reviews
After her death, Padme' has a third child known about only by ObiWan. He trains her in the Jedi ways and sends the girl to watch over her sister. But Vader gets a hold of her. Will she follow his footsteps? Read and Review please.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,742 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Hellboy's Halloween by epalladino reviews
It all started with a special evening in 1949. There are now two epilogues, one post the 2004 movie and one post "The Golden Army". Beware spoilers if you haven't seen either the first movie or "The Golden Army". Please read and review.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Hellboy, Pro. Bruttenholm - Complete
A New Agent by LittleLightingBolt reviews
A girl with no past is taken in by the B.P.R.D. after they discover her strange gifts. Combined Movieverse and Comicverse. OC. Chapters 13 & 14 now up! Look I do update about once a year but that's beside the point !
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,939 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 3/11/2005
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Sesshoumaru Meets His Match? by Misato-Katsuragi2 reviews
Chapter Added.Sesshoumaru hates humans. And by some misfortune Sesshoumaru finds him stuck with one and not just any human, but one from the future. Can this girl from the future teach this demon that not all humans are the same.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,421 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Sesshōmaru
Undead lovers by twilight-of-my-life reviews
A collection of poems inspirered by bella and edward's love, some angst some pain, most love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006
The Element of Cliches by SeethingxShadows reviews
Basically, I'm just making fun of all the cliches that happen in avatar fanfictions.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005
How A 7 Year Old Helped Save Middle Earth by Music is my Muse reviews
COMPLETE As dumb as the title sounds, it just about summarizes the story. Epilogue IV up IT'S DONE! NO MORE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 110,498 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Gandalf, Haldir - Complete
Everyone else is doing it! by Lin13 reviews
A total cliche about me ending up in the avatar world.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 129,836 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Zuko - Complete
Hellboy's New Story by epalladino reviews
The guys are just sitting around at HB's new computer reading fanfiction instead of writing their reports... Humor, of course. Story complete.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Hellboy - Complete
Things They'll Never Say by Yoru no Tsuyu reviews
Another senseless fics... This time are InuYasha's characters... These are things they'll never say unless they go insane or something... Read and find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
A Breathless Few Moments by Pyro-Maniac Gnome reviews
A short poem about how Zuko felt during the fateful Agni Kai that got him banished.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2005
Poem: The First of November: A Nightmare by epalladino reviews
A father and a son...two people, one nightmare. My first poem. Please read and review.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Hellboy, Pro. Bruttenholm - Complete
Into the Rabit Hole by sacheofnaboo reviews
In an ancient and unused section of the jedi temple, Anakin discovers a mysterious device that transports him to earth, where he meets a girl with another mysterious device and learns of his future
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
HellGirl by KitaraKata reviews
A series of stories revolving around May aka. HellGirl, the daughter of HellBoy & Liz
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,545 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004
The unlikely friendship of the white, and the blue by Venus-Youjutsu reviews
Teenage Yori has her first encounter with a mutant, luckily one her age. Against her mother's wishes, Yori brings in and protects the mutant, who calls himself Kurt Wagner, but I'm sure that you know him as Nightcrawler
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004
AOTC - Attack of the Comedians by Da2187Luke reviews
It's AOTC with more laughs, guffaws, and trips to the hospital due to exploded heads! If u leave i review i wioll personally hunt u down and leave a review for u too, so leave ur screenname!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2002
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In the Beginning reviews
The Prologue of Romeo and Juliet sort of poem for Edward and Bella. No NM plot spoilers. A little more summary inside. R&R, please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Darkness Consumes All: A Jedi Story reviews
Anakin was supposedly born of the midi chlorians...of course, the Force has to balance itself out. Trained by Palpatine, will ths girl help or hurt the Jedi Academy? How will they affect her? R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
On the Outside Looking In reviews
Changed da name! Hellboy and a teenage girl find each other in a demon encounter. Will the girl help or hurt the BPRD team? Based off the movie, one year after its events...Prof. Broom is alive, though. R&R please!
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005
Taking Over Me reviews
Oneshot songfic! Zuko remembers his past and is reminded of his future. Done with Evanescence's Taking Over Me. R&R please!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2005
Only the Blind One Saw reviews
TWINFIC! The Twins meet a blind girl one snowy night 22 years before Reloaded. Once reunited, will her mysterious past pose a threat to the Merovingian, the Twins, and everything they've ever known? What will it mean for their future? R&R!
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Twins
A Phantom poem I wrote just 'cuz reviews
The title pretty much says it all...There's not too much I can say...'cept that it's crap...but just R&R, please!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/1/2005
The Elements of Life reviews
What happens when a normal girl falls into and extraordinary world? What happens when she finds out she's not normal? OC. Involves some Avatar: Last Airbender. This is my first fic posted, so be nice! R&R! PLEASE!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005