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Joined 04-08-05, id: 791181, Profile Updated: 01-28-12
Author has written 11 stories for Lilo & Stitch, and Jackie Chan Adventures.

Update For 29/01/12:-

Sorry about delays but university is tougher than I thought, especially right before holidays. Anyway I have good news; I have chapters written. Currently I am trying to write several chapters ahead so I can get a better feel for stories. I think this is something your suppose to do but I never did. It's a strange concept but one that could do me some good. If there was bad news to this it is that none of the chapters I have written are for stories that I have already posted; both are new and one of them is for jackie chan adventures. I could possibly start positing that one soon since I have 4 chapters for it written already and with the start of a new term I have not got written projects to do that drain any chance of me writing. but whatever I choose all that I ask is for people to bare with me. thanks in advance, hamishwarfare.

Profile, Profile gotta make a profile...what on Earth do you put into this thing?

First, people can use any of my characters, just as long as they credit me on them...and an e-mail notification would also be nice. those are the only things i request, I think. Can't think of any reasons to decline the use of my characters right now.

... Ah! Stats! Thats what's next:

Name: Hamish Crawford, also known as hamishwarfare pretty much everywhere except from this strange thing called "Away From Computers"

Nationality: Scottish. Don't care if fanfiction only has the British flag, call me a pomm or an Englishman and we've got a problem right there.

Age: How long is a piece of string? i can be as young, or as old as you like. Just not too old, I'm very childish at heart.

Gender: Male. Yes I do wear a kilt on special occasions, and yes it dose look a little bit like a skirt, but I've been told i have the legs for a kilt; thick and covered in hair. see not girly at all.

Planet Of Origin: It's been so long since it blew up, I can't really remember.

Weapon Of Choice: For close combat; a pair of swords that are laser sharpened all the way to an electron, and can be combined so that i fight like Darth Maul from episode 1. For range weapons; two semi-auto laser Pistols that never need to be reloaded.

Abilities: Well I have an incredibly creative mind for situations, creating plots, and spending a tedious amount of time making sure i have things the way i like them. It sort of explains why I can never keep to a time limit, why I love city building games and why I'm pretty good at making Strategies for my games. Also Whenever I'm working on vital parts to my stories, I will spend months going over them in my head...even when I haven't even started the story and its at the end of it. Dedication there.

Flaws: I get distracted by simple things easily, and by simple things I mean games, movies, and friends. I also cannot spell all that great, though it has come along very well thanks to fanfiction, and i have no grammar abilities what so ever. Everything I write I try to make it sound like people talking. Example, "Stitch and I" or "Me and Stitch". First ones grammar correct. Second one is average Joe correct; I'll go with average Joe thanks very much.

Fears: Spiders. Little ones i can be near, average house spiders I will allow to be in the same room as me. but anything other than that its ether bye bye nice warm place, or hello Mr. heavy book. I also hate being on stage, and giving presentations; and talking on the phone. don't know why, its just something I hate.

Interests: Well other than fanfiction writing, movies, games and friends; I like modeling and painting, I collect something called Warhammer 40,000. I like reading about advanced technologies, like fusion power; and I also like looking into the Paranormal. Specifically werewolves and witchcraft, something just ticks my fancy with those things, though I'll also look at other things as well. I also like to ponder the great questions in life, "whats the meaning of life?" "Are we alone?" "What happens when we die?"

Dislikes: People who say video games are bad, racism, sexists, smoking, bullying, cruelty to animals, not allowing people to make their own minds up about things (like some very religious families (nothing against religion mind you)), a lot of soap operas, some dramas, MAC (well I'm a gamer thats why), a movie called "The Breed" (can think of much better things to do with my time, like stab myself repeatedly in the eyes with a rusty spoon), and a load of other things that I can't be bothered to remember right now.

Books and Authors: Interview with the Vampire, The Wereling series (Stephen Cole), Douglas Adams, The Secret History of Vampires, Dark Moon Rising, Terry Pratchett, The Saga of Seven Suns (Kevin J Anderson), Harry Potter (J.K.Rowling), Ciaphas Cain novels from warhammer 40k

Movies: All of Lilo and Stitch, werewolf and vampire movies, Hocus Pocus, The latest batman movies, The last Samurai, Alien 1,2,3,4, Predator, Die Hard 1,2,3, The Lord of the Rings, V for Vendetta, I Robot, The Terminator Movies, shrek 1,2,3, Sin City, Charlie and the Chocolate factory(both of them), pirates of the Caribbean 1,2,3, The Nightmare Before Christmas, All the Starwars Movies, etc...

Anime: All the Studio Ghibli Collection, Death Note, Hell Girl, All of Ghost in the Shell, Ninja Scrolls, Robotech, Zoids, Gungrave, Gundamwing, Dragonball Z, Techi Muyo, Fullmetal Alchemist, Negima, Chobits, Starship Operations, Appleseed, Blood the last vampire, etc...

TV Shows: House, Battlestar Galactica, Topgear, Bottom, Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Dr. Who, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Samurai Jack, Mock the Week, Who's line is it anyway, courage the cowardly dog, American dragon, Kim Possible, etc...

Favorite Games: Metal gear Solid (all of them), Fallout 3, Just Cause 2, Black and White 1+2, Dawn of war+all expansions, EVE Online, Command and Conquer (Mainly the tiberian universe), Alien Versus Predator 2, Spore, Soulcallibur 2, Supreme Commander, etc...

Final Notes: Some people say that I'm crazy. whether they really mean it or not, I don't know. But to be honest I don't like being called crazy; no I'd much rather be called mad! it just seems so much more fitting, and sounds a lot more interesting.

personal quote: There's warfare. Then there's hamishwarfare

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Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 3,420 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
There Was a Girl by Pelahnar reviews
What if Harry and Hermione had been friends before they went to Hogwarts? No longer a one-shot, due to unexplained popularity. Harry/Hermione. ABANDONED - NOW UP FOR ADOPTION
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3655 - Favs: 5,319 - Follows: 4,749 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
A New Sasami by ArmorBlade reviews
They had left her behind, back on Jurai alone with the life and pressure that comes with being royalty. It was worse than that though, for she was just a young girl. And damage like that has its lasting effects.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Sasami
Shift by moonfyre reviews
7 year old Harry is discovered missing only a day before Sirius Black escapes Azkaban. An angry werewolf, among others, tries to find him before the criminal does. Little does anyone know, Harry has a secret of his own...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
One Heart by Dragoness reviews
If you liked my other giant fics, hopefully, you'll like this one too...Ash finds himself tormented by strange dreams and searches for a way to end them.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 206,778 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 6/23/2001
Dark Legacy by John Riehle reviews
A dreadful weapon left behind by Zorpox threatens the entire world. Now, only one person may be able to stop it, but he can't seem to remember a thing!
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,517 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
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The Tenth Tribe reviews
A small white lie here or there dose wonders at keeping the peace. Unfortinatly they can cause more harm than good; especially if the young lady is as independent as Jade Chan. When promises are broken and lies are discovered darkness comes to lend a hand
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Jade C.
The Curse of Being Interesting reviews
One moment your happy being dead and the next thing you know your back on Earth. Not as annoying as you think, especially when the forces of darkness are right around the corner...An Extension to "Life Isn't Fair"
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008
A Tiny Adventure reviews
This story takes place during A Different Kind of Side Effect. Experiment 415 is activated and gives everyone on the island a little experience, and with Lilo still not use to her abilities she could really do without it!
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,189 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
The Underdogs reviews
four years have past since Lilo became an experiment, and things have changed in the World...things that could save the entire universe!
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,465 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 12/24/2005
Life Isn't Fair reviews
Lilo wakes up after having a the worst dream of her life. She sees that Nani is already there to comfort her, but the person isn't Nani, or any of her Ohanna
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
One Special Halloween Costume reviews
Its Halloween once again on the island of Kawaii and Lilo, along with Victoria, want to impress the school at their Halloween Dance. But their costumes are just a little to...real
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
The Curse of the Harvest Moon reviews
Long ago, a terrible evil walked the land. How will the world survive when the creature returns to continue its destruction. Lilo and Stitch American Dragon crossover rated T for safety only.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
A Wolf in Lilo's Clothing reviews
when on a trip with her sister and Stitch, Lilo's passion for the unknown brings her into trouble. she gets out of it but not the way she came into it
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,890 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Complete
Invisible Mischief reviews
lilo and stitch are bored out of their minds one rainy afternoon, when a fun friend comes for a visit. chaos is just bound to happen
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
The Date reviews
Lilo and Stitch have said they love each other. but they have not really proven it, until now. this takes place just before my story the Underdogs
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
A Differant Kind of Side Effect reviews
After delivering Puge's sandwich, Lilo becomes gravely ill and the only cure is an untested formula that Jumba has been working on, it works but with some weird side effects. FINISHED!
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,761 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Lilo P., 626/Stitch - Complete
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