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Joined 06-01-16, id: 7912034, Profile Updated: 09-07-17
Author has written 14 stories for Z Nation, Supernatural, As Above, So Below, Man in the High Castle, Terra Nova, Jurassic Park, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Jane Eyre, and Elder Scroll series.

Okay, first things first, I really, really hate writing profiles. For me writing this is like dragging sharpened fingernails down the blackboard of my soul.

I'm British, female, and old enough that if you were to ask me how old I am I wouldn't be able to tell you my exact age. I've been writing, and reading, and reading about writing for a long time, and I finally feel like I'm starting to get a handle on it. I also beta, and would love to Beta for the fandoms that I primarily write in or want to write in, so if you write stories for Z Nation, Supernatural or similar than take a look at my beta profile and drop me a PM if interested.

My writing skews dark and gritty, and usually has a streak of sadness mixed in there somewhere. I'm not massively interested in slash or shipping. What I really enjoy is asking, 'What if?' and investigating characters' motives. Oh, and horror.

My current WIP is a novel-length Bildungsroman of the Gray Fox for the Elder Scrolls iv: Oblivion.

Any comments about my writing are always appreciated. And I'm not just talking about concrit (which when constructively worded is always welcomed), but even just a heads up to let me know you're reading my work. It gets kind of lonely writing in small fandoms, y'know.

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Blood Bayou by shandytaff reviews
Stranded while searching for a Louisiana ghost town, a paranormal TV crew discover the bayou never relinquishes its secrets—or guests—without exacting its gruesome price. (Standalone adaptation of Resident Evil 7: Biohazard. Updates Fridays.)
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 8/18 - Zoe B., Jack B., Lucas B., Marguerite B.
Ghosts of our Fathers by Deplaisance de la Nuit reviews
Martin's whole purpose in coming to the Mages' Guild was to conquer the nightmares that plagued Julius his father. To conquer them, silence them, change them, whatever it took. To escape the ghosts of the past. But Martin's past was his future, and it did not allow escape.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Martin S.
Jurassic World: Why So Blue? by WhenBooksFly101 reviews
"Raptors are pack hunters." as Blue had always heard Owen Grady, say. Her pack was her family and they were always there to protect, aid each other, and provide emotional support. They were together from the beginning and Owen was always their "Alpha". But then the park fell and all that Blue had in life fell with it. (Full Summary Inside!) High T for violence.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 207,182 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Velociraptor, OC, Owen, Barry
Muldoon by coldfusion9797 reviews
Robert Muldoon survives the raptor attack to discover he is the only human left on Isla Nublar, and that he is not the only sole survivor of a species once found there.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,066 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/2/2014 - R. Muldoon, Velociraptor
Fear The Hunters by Mishafer reviews
(ON HIATUS) Uniting after Terminus's destruction, Gareth and fellow five survivors seek out their next meal. However, living outside their home's walls is unfamiliar and they are anything but invincible. They are not the only ones willing to take life to extend their own. Sequel to To Be Hungry. Can be read alone. Follows the show canon but with a few alterations.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 279,535 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Gareth, Alex, Martin
Confused Owls by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
Something is afflicting the owls and they're no longer sending letters to the right people. What happens when a declaration of love is delivered to the wrong person? A bit of chaos, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Unto Heavens Unspanned by ArkTaisch reviews
A wooden soldier swept up in the Blue Fairy's crusade is cast aside for his flaws. He is helpless to change his fate; she makes her own. Because destiny is a fickle beast, their paths eventually cross once more. Written for the Writers Anonymous Forum Alternate Format Challenge (Unusual POV option)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2 - The Blue Fairy/Mother Superior, OC - Complete
The Witching Hour by hookandgranny reviews
Snow White goes missing on All Hallows' Eve. [AU]
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Queen, Snow White - Complete
A Valuable Commodity by EvilFluffyBiteyThing reviews
Two years have passed since the upheaval of the occupation; and, with no word from the Badlands, Terra Nova is prospering as Commander Taylor and his team are busy ensuring its future. Life is sweet, or so it seems; but there are others, both within and without, all of whom are equally busy - with agendas of their own.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Malcolm W., OC] Jim S., Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Born in Captivity by RawMateriel reviews
Hermione Granger has only ever known life at the Central Internment Camp, but today that's going to end. VoldemortWins!AU. Some of my best writing, which admittedly may not be saying much. Written for Season 4 of the QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Hermione G., Hope L. - Complete
The Killing Moon by The Lady Elrond reviews
Robert Muldoon struggles to keep his head above water (and his guts inside his stomach) whilst cleaning up the mess left by Dennis Nedry, doing John Hammond's dirty work, rescuing errant scientists and small children from hungry dinosaurs, avoiding a pack of murderous raptors, and trying not to fall in love with his assistant. [1993 film-verse]. Muldoon/OC, fix-it fic. On hiatus.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,710 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 6/28/2015 - A. Grant, R. Muldoon, J. Hammond, OC
Not Quite The Devil You Know by Taranea reviews
Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'.
Crossover - Supernatural & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,154 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Obeisance of Memory by rockpaperscissor reviews
AU of season 4. COMPLETE. "Look, I've got no idea who your brother is, but uh, I think I might be him. Just, y'know, alive."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 139,273 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Five Times Jesse Pinkman Met A Companion (The Breaking Who Remix) by Selena reviews
Jesse Pinkman keeps running into past and future time travellers. Or they keep running into him. Sometimes they even bring the Doctor along.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2014 - 3rd Doctor, Donna N., Jack H., Jesse P. - Complete
Now And Then There's A Fool Such As I by Red Bess Rackham reviews
When Bela finds herself the victim of a vicious curse, Dean thinks it's pretty damn hilarious - until he gets dragged into trying to save her. Dean/Bela. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Dean W., Bela T.] Sam W., Bobby S. - Complete
TNSN: The Terra Nova Social Network by ebi pers reviews
The people of Terra Nova start social networking. This could get a little crazy. Crackfic! Please read and review! The twelfth and final chapter is now up. Thank you ALL for so many incredible reviews and ideas!
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,942 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
I think There's Been A Mistake by Diresquirrel reviews
Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., H. Dresden - Complete
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The Parting Glass reviews
Let's get something straight before we begin: almost everything you have ever heard about the missing Count of Anvil is a lie. Most likely you believe I spent the final decade of the Third Era shacked up with a mistress wherever it is that faithless Colovian men go to hide from their heartbroken Colovian wives, but the truth is rarely that simple. This story is the truth. Sort of.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14 - Published: 10/2
The Lost World - Redux reviews
Robert Muldoon was lucky to survive the incident on Isla Nublar. Four years later, haunted by nightmares, he's drawn back to Costa Rica and to Site B. A reworking of The Lost World, asking what would have happened if Ian Malcolm had died in the incident on Isla Nublar, and Robert Muldoon had survived, as in the book.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/21/2016 - R. Muldoon, Sarah H.
When the Lights Go Out reviews
After his injection with an experimental vaccine Murphy is the only man known to have survived a zombie bite. Eight of them, in fact. But just because he's immune to the zombie virus doesn't mean the bites won't still kill him, and with his wounds infected and his condition worsening, Hammond and Murphy search for a clinic where he can find treatment. One-shot prequel
Z Nation - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Murphy, OC - Complete
By Bird and Book reviews
A reimagining of Jane Eyre, set against the historical backdrop of the Revival of English Magic.
Crossover - Jane Eyre & Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/20 - [Jane E., E. Rochester] Chidermass
The Hand Once Dealt reviews
'He could never forget those eyes, or so he thinks. And he knows this sly little maid with her glittering eyes and her dark hair, who might be called Cathy or Janet or Jane or anything at all, she is the one who has stolen Vinculus away. And Childermass is the one who will get him back.' One-shot collection telling a single overarching tale.
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,883 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/12 - [Chidermass, OC] Jonathan S., G. Norrell
Waiting in Samarra reviews
With three months left on Dean's contract, the Winchesters find themselves in a small town investigating a case involving the butchering of psychics. There they meet a young psychic woman, who may or may not be the next victim. But she's terrified of something, and maybe it's not the killer that she's scared of...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,178 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Sam W., Dean W., Bela T., OC - Complete
Small Mercies reviews
The man formerly known as Simon Cruller is on the verge of losing his mind from solitude and the burden of being the self-appointed narrator of the end of the world. When he meets Faye Keneally, a conservationist stranded in the Arctic, he starts to think there's hope for him after all. But winter is coming, and in the long Polar night some of the shadows have teeth.
Z Nation - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,685 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - [Citizen Z, OC] - Complete
An Illusion of Stars reviews
Sometimes Malcolm's life feels like a string of humiliations, anyway, so why not get rat-arsed at Boylan's and risk humiliating himself further? Shortly after the incident with the amnesia outbreak at Outpost Three, Malcolm reflects on his relationship with Elisabeth and the first time he ever met her.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Elisabeth S., Josh S., Malcolm W. - Complete
The Woman in the Blue Coat reviews
It's Halloween and Ed McCarthy is missing his mother. Buying his grandfather some whiskey to get him to reminisce seems like a good idea at the time, but whiskey has a way of drawing out secrets as well as stories. Pre-series one shot.
Man in the High Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Ed M. - Complete
Empire of the Dead reviews
A few months after Scarlett and George flee Paris for London, George's mother dies, and he returns to America with Scarlett at his side. But they are both haunted now, and it seems that that they found in the catacombs beneath Paris will not let them escape for long.
As Above, So Below - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Scarlett, George] - Complete
Let the Dead Dance reviews
Eileen Leahy has returned to Ireland after killing the Banshee that murdered her parents. But it's Hallowe'en, when the barrier between the living and the dead is stretched close to snapping, and there's more to spirits in Ireland than whiskey.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2016 - OC, Eileen L. - Complete
Black Hole reviews
I could tell you that our lives were normal before the Winchesters showed up, but I would totally be lying. Because there's something in my sister's closet, and I think it's getting hungry...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Sam W., Dean W., OC - Complete
Feels Like Coming Home reviews
'After Castle Point, Missouri, it was clear that something had changed between them.' After coming to terms with the loss of her husband, Roberta Warren takes her relationship with Charlie to the next level. Sweet, sad and smutty one-shot, set between 'Home Sweet Zombie' and 'Resurrection Z'.
Z Nation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [C. Garnett, Roberta W.] - Complete
Six Ages of Cassandra reviews
The story of 10K and Cassandra told through a series of short vignettes, centred around Cassandra's music box. Written for the WA Broken Object Challenge. One-shot, 10K/Cassandra
Z Nation - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2016 - 10K, Cassandra - Complete