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Author has written 1 story for Steven Universe.

Hello. I'm just some shitty author who writes crappy stories, most of which I will never ever publish. Ummm...what else...I can't think of anything. Oh well. Maybe one day I'll right a better bio? Probably not though. I'm kinda lazy. So...yeah. Go read something.

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Love Has More Than One Flavor (A Pearl's Responsibility) by ShadowMark3 reviews
One day, Steven starts having wet dreams and Pearl's there to relieve him of his "stress." But that sets off a chain reaction of lustfull moments with the other gems. (Look, if you are offended by any sort of Steven x Gem relations, keep scrolling. Because this revolves around Steven and the Gems and I will NOT deal with your complaints about the pairings.) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,960 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 3/26/2020 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
The Crystal Gem's Star by Adriana Snow reviews
Homeworld returned to finish what they started on the Earth. The last of the Crystal Gems have been dealt with. Everything is as it should be. They don't know there is one Crystal Gem left and they weren't prepared for him to find out his entire family might still be alive. AU where Steven doesn't come back to Beach City during "The Return."
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
Truth and Dare, JustSagan style by Big Boy Writer reviews
Just a truth and dare... Anything goes. Not for the faint of heart.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
Gift Of A Rose by mysterycritic135 reviews
What if Steven was mortally wounded, and instead of him regenerating... It was his mother? It's going to resolve around most of the main character, and their reactions to this. That's all I'm going to say. Rated M for violence, gore, and language. Possibly sexual scenes in later chapters.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 5/28/2016 - [Steven U., Connie M.] [Greg U., Rose Quartz]
The Time Jaune Had To Find His Balls by Mr IDONTKNOWWHATIMDOING reviews
Team RWBY and Pyrrha go on a quest to find Jaune's testicles!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,962 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Complete
The Arc Time Reset by Megatronus89 reviews
They say time is like a river, that moves swift and sure in one direction... this is true and false, I found out what my Seblance is the moment I died... and was sent back to when my friend, and partner awoken my Aura. To relive my life everytime I die. Well i died... a lot and became skilled because of my constant dying. Be it a gift or a curse, TIME is My Bitch!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Jaune A.
Legends of the Multiverse by BioshockerN7 reviews
Time is breaking. I've assembled a team of skilled individuals to help me stop it from collapsing. And I'm being hunted by the people I know as my friends. The boss gave me the okay to do this, but nobody else knows about this. To the rest of the Multiverse, we don't exist. We answer to NO ONE. And when all else fails, we CANNOT. For if we succeed, we will remembered as LEGENDS.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/6/2016
Melted Ice by valkurion-universe reviews
Yang has only one fantasy, to have both Weiss and big sister Winter take her at the same time. Finally, one night her wish is granted, with Blake as her audience. But with the usually dominant sun dragon be able to handle both ice queens at once? How long can she last. (Porn without Plot. Enter at your discretion)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/3/2016 - [Yang X.L., Weiss S., Winter S., Blake B.] - Complete
Into the Desert by soulful-sin reviews
What event could be so traumatic Jimmy Neutron would lose his faculties and succumb to insanity?
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Jimmy N. - Complete
Purgatory reviews
Steven has been having a hard time. After he nearly lost his dad to the zoo, he's been getting worse and worse. Eventually things reach a breaking point. NOTE: This is my first story, so Please read and offer helpful criticism. DISCLAIMER: Does speak of topics along the lines of self harm, depression, and suicide. If you can't handle that, then please don't read it.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2017