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Author has written 21 stories for Marching Band, Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Avengers.

I write fics. Some of them are smutty, but not all.

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That's Final by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
The third and final installment in the Sasuke and Naruto drabble series. Contains 45 themes. SasuNaru. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 14,779 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Make It Blue by inner harmonies reviews
Sulking is not the way that Peter Parker should be spending his birthday. Tony says it'd just break Steve's star-spangled heart. Loki just doesn't want to deal with it. Smartass family scenario. Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
wFML by Aeromance reviews
"Today, I shagged my boyfriend for the first time. Wanting to impress me, he attempted to cast engorgio on his 'wand'. He missed and ended up making his knuts at least double galleon sized. FML."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
But All I Feel Is Alone by AiriKatsu reviews
#5 of WWII One-shots: He's supposed to get the 'girl'; end up with a 'happily ever after'. He IS the hero after all! So how did he end up being the only one alone? Maybe it's time for him to come to terms with a few things... America/Japan or A/K
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2010 - America, Japan
Perhaps by koneko zero reviews
GHr. It didn't begin as an accident, or a conscious decision. So perhaps – against every other "perhaps" – it would end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Little Drop of Healing by Kari Kurofai reviews
It was America's fault Kiku was injured So badly. So of course, he should be the one to bring him back to health. Focus on the end of WW2 and The Cold War. Alfred/Kiku, Francis/Arthur, Onesided Alfred/Arthur, Ludwig/Feliciano, HRE/Italy, Ivan/Yao.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,113 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - America, Japan
We'll Regret It Later by KagomeMiroku reviews
Seeking comfort in your best friend will only leave you feeling worse after... Greece/Japan-America/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Under The Paper Lanterns by Nakimochiku reviews
Alfred finds Kiku during the Gion Matsuri, and is shown around, learning new things about him and his culture. America x Japan, oneshot, enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Published: 12/30/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
Christening by KivaEmber reviews
AU Oneshot because I am an AU whore. Gilbert was not going to play hide and seek in the garden like a fag. Nope, he and Ludwig were going to christen Peter's bed...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Military Discipline by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Germany decides that Italy needs to do some shaping up, and he knows just how to do that...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines by RoastedGrover reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Swear Words by Tugboats reviews
To make up for all the bad deeds they've done, the Akatsuki has decided to do one hundred hours of community service. But why did Deidara and Sasori think it would be a good idea for them to teach an art class? CAMEO REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,904 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007
Pink Vibes by doodlefreak reviews
Pikachu can't escape them. Semi-companion fic to 'Hearing is Believing' because I'm a one trick pony... Implied Palletshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Pikachu, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Vanity Fair by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Sebastian finally takes Grell up on his persistent perusal of a date, but on his terms.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Sebastian M., Grell S.
Shrinked! by TaintedMoonlight reviews
The worst idea in the history of worst ideas, this was going to be, but Tsunade allowed it, only for the sole reason that it would provide prime entertainment. In which the young shinobi are sent to have a weeklong session with a shrink...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
The Kyuubi's Great Gender Exchange by CloodSama reviews
Touch the Fox and be remade. Or, so said an old folk law. But, really, no one had anticipated precisely what kind of 'remaking' was to occur. Cracktastic, really.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Wishing Well by Cindre reviews
Sam makes a wish at the wishing well. Wonder what he wished for? Slash, rated M.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
The Scientific Method by LorienDarenya reviews
A pregnant Hobbit, a King of men, and one very in depth exam. Mpreg and graphic descriptions of detailed clinical exams. Avoid if you are easily squicked.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The Headstone by Ben Barrett reviews
A headstone in South Park Cemetery sparks the interest of a group of kids who want to know what happened. Hinted StanXKyle. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
At Your Service by darkalbino reviews
I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Schizophrenia by myinukoi reviews
Tsunade botches up a justu and Naruto’s personality is divided into 5 characters: Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Smarts, and Innocence. Now the remainder of Team 7 must retrieve all of Naruto’s quirks and return them to his body before it’s too late. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
N is for love by NoNoWriter reviews
And S is for suitor. Though Naruto is oblivious for the real reason behind all the hungry stares sent in his way and can't help but feel unnerved by his teammate’s insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Peeping Naruto by vegamarie reviews
Jiraiya is suffering from an unfortunate seven year itch and only Naruto can get the perverted Sannin the thing that can cure him: a very specific picture of Tsunade. Please R&R! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Well, that was hot by AmyCoolz reviews
As told by Hermione Granger. I got bored last night forgive me, for this is what came out. lol Hermione walks in on an interesting scene...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Icha Icha Gag by Shockinblue reviews
Kakashi learns the disturbing way that Icha Icha is no longer his perferred reading material. Team 7 gangup spoof. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Surreality Book one: The Butterfly Effect by AquaRias reviews
As a last attempt to save his village from Orochimaru, Rokudaime Naruto Uzumaki and Kazekage Gaara of Suna pull out their last trump card…and do it all again. But from every action forms a reaction…can they get it right? COMPLETE, SEQUEL OUT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,230 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Little Miss Moony by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Upon waking, he knew something was horribly wrong. For one thing, he was well endowed for a normally flat chested male. ONESHOT. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Who Says Konoha is Peaceful? by Almighty Shadowchan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke find and read Sakura's diary. Sakura wonders why they are now acting weird around her, and she comes up with a bizarre conclusion, which she shares with everybody. Can the guys save their reputations without suffering her wrath?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,708 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sleeping Habits by The Grinning Pervert reviews
Sometimes Sakura really didn't like sharing a bed with the boys. Team 7 OT3 fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Regret by nopenopnope reviews
Of all the horrible things Hidan had done in his life, there was only one thing he could really regret. KakuHidan: swearing, blood, shonenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Honey by Fearless-Elegance reviews
Gaara was never one for sweets. Until a certain blond came along to change all that. First in the 'What Gaara Knows' series..if you can call it that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Liar by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke always keeps his promises. There is only one promise that he's ever broken, and it's to his best friend, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just a Bunch of Girly Men! by RedLotusNin reviews
Our beloved male heroes, and Sasuke, were ranting on about how troublesome women are when suddenly they bumped into a fortune teller who curses them with a spell. Their curse: Turning into women! A couple hints of romance. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,265 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 10/9/2004
A Mouth Full of Nails by Yxonomei reviews
[GaaNaru, implied SasuNaru, yaoi, possibly disturbing content.] There are some lessons Naruto refuses to learn, and friends he refuses to give up on, even after all these years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
One Word by Cerbi-Steph reviews
A series of SasuNaru oneshots. Most of them are fluffy humour induced drabbles. Includes: Naruto in a dress, in leather, and very uke. Hints at various other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bored by TakeTenEyes reviews
Rookie Nine and Team Gai are bored out of their minds so they end up playing a lovely game of pairing up the four girls. eh? not truth or dare....then what? well, come take a look see CHAP13: TENTEN SEDUCES NEJI'S BREATH LEE CRITICIZES SAKURA? CHOJI WINS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,553 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007
Because Action Speaks Louder than Words by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke was someone Naruto thought he would never understand, but coming to the conclusion now, maybe it was alright all along. [Drabble: Oneshot, WAFFY, FLUFFY]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tales of Konoha: The Woes of Women by IlluminatedShadow reviews
“Actually, now that Hinata mentions it, my gaydar does flash when I pass Naruto…Infact, it flashes when I pass most of the boys.” Ino said every eligible male in the village be gay? Oh, the woes of women.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
How does Naruto know that he's in love? by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
... And it doesn't at all help when the closest thing he has for a love consultant is a 900something demon. But since Naruto's never been in love before, how can he know that? [“It's called mating, dumbass, and you've found yourself a catch.”]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Honestly by Spastic Spastic reviews
HouseWilson After Wilson's family left from a visit he finds a drawing from his niece which House finds too amusing to let go. Her view of her Uncle is genderbending. Let's just say that Wilson wants his masculinity back.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Solution by cg2006 reviews
Hatake Kakashi decided that day was a good day. Then along came two women, and Hatake Kakashi decided it wasn’t going to be very joyful, or blissful, anymore. It was going to be torturous torture.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
What I've Learned by elloshort reviews
Naruto has learned many things from his marriage with the Uchiha. Such as, he's a clean freak, possesive, and has ALOT of stamina... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Teach Me by Hiki-chan reviews
[Oneshot: SasuNaruSasu] So, getting stuck with teaching Sakura and the dobe to swim huh? Not so easy if Sakura is always trying to cling on to you with fake tears while I’m trying to keep my hands off the dobe. [Warning: Light lime!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Troublesome Babysitter by Sparkableeder reviews
Through a twist in Jutsu, Shikamaru ends up baby sitting Naruto, Sasuke, Neiji, Gaara, Lee, and Kiba. Oh how troublesome....[now alittle bit longer!]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Predator and Prey by MiyonUchiha reviews
NaruSasuNaru Drabble: So it was settled. They'd keep up this game until neither was sure who was what anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Make Him Jealous by MiyonUchiha reviews
SasuNaru DrabbleOneshot: Naruto was absolutely positive his plan would work! So why isn't Sasuke jealous? Heck he even hugged girls, for crying out loud! Stupid Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sex Ed by tomboy14 reviews
Because of the growth in teenaged kunoichi getting pregnant, Tsunade has issued that all shinobi ages 13 to 17 must get a Sexual Education talk. Guess who's turn it is now? And who's giving the talk? [ShikaIno and many other hinted pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Raising Shinobi by NinjaSquirls reviews
Kakashi didn't know what he'd done to deserve this. He could handle fox demons, curse seals, and homicidal older brothers. No one ever told him he'd have to deal with puberty. Team 7 is growing up. Onesided SakuSasu and NaruSaku. SasuNaru and KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Simply Aromatic by Psychotic-Muffin reviews
Sasuke comes to the training ground one day, and he smells different.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dobe by syi-hime reviews
[sasunaru] Our lovable playful blond ninja,one day, decided to pull a prank on his stoic teammate.My first fanfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Um, yes by I-Kiss-The-Air reviews
In which big secrets are divulged and many loud noices are heard. HD shocking coming out story. Oneshot. REAL TITLE: Um...yes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fun By The Campfire by darkalbino reviews
What's the best thing about camping? Making fun of your sensei, bathing in the lake, singing ridiculously annoying songs, sex...hey wait! no! I meant...no wait, yeah I meant sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Appointments Are Fun by darkalbino reviews
Damn, doctor appointments can be such a drag...but depending who your doctor IS, they can turn out quite fun...SasuNaru, M for hot, smutty sex loves
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bet by darkalbino reviews
Naruto makes Kiba a bet...and I don't think Sasuke likes it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Bit of Youthful Competition by Arianna B reviews
When the Green Beast of Konoha challenges the infamous copynin to see who is the better teacher, who KNOWS who will win...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Kiba's Sleepwalking by Croup reviews
Shino gets woken up in the middle of the night. Kiba had always rolled around in his sleep, but THIS was just ridiculous . . . Drabble. Complete. ShinoKiba.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Banana by Stavi reviews
“Sasuke! Sasuke! Lookit what Sakura showed me how to do.” Naruto started to peel the banana end to end. ‘Oh God, he’s not going to do what I think he’s going to do is he?’ SasuNaru yaoi lime
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Tale as Old as Time by Hiki-chan reviews
CHAPTER 3![SasuNaru. Next, Jiraiya.] A series of drabbles and events from different characters point of views about the obvious coming relationship between Sasuke and Naruto. Everyone could see it, only both boys couldn't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Big Words are Evil by lerene reviews
Remus uses a big word to pick on Sirius. Rate M for [couph] morbid joke
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It's Not Funny! by JessWithNails reviews
Sasuke and Sakura notice Naruto acting a little strange on a mission. When they find out why, they try not to laugh...too much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Red Eye Blue by zsuzsi reviews
SasuNaru. Part I: Naruto gets turned into a girl, and gets stalked. Part II: Naruto gets knocked up. Mostly humor with a little angst to round things out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,189 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
KO! White Satin Panties by Yxonomei reviews
[maybe slight SasuNaru, AU, crossdressing, crack!fic] Sasuke, despite years of cruel training under Orochimaru, is no match for fanservice!Naruto. Knock out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Marauders Guide To Surviving Hogwarts by Shelb reviews
Hi! It's Padfoot, Moony and Prongs here to give you a special guide with tips and stuff to help you get through Hogwarts, so please read this, and reveiw it so our lovely writer, and us Marauders will write another chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Fooled You by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru, NejiGaa. Oneshot, drabble] I'll show you who you belong to, dobe. [Funnyish]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fire and Sand by Ayien reviews
100 drabbles on the GaaraNaruto relationship, done for fanfic100.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
War of the Libidos by x-ellore reviews
Slash! Naruto is tired of Sasuke keeping him up at night and decides to do something about it. What happens when this 'competition' of theirs gets in the way of everything else? SasuNaru NaruSasu Epilogue added. NOW COMPLETED! under revamp '10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spoiled Ramen by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke is trying to get Naruto to eat healthy foods instead of the usual ramen. Naruto isn't cooperating all that well. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Condensed Milk by YaoiObsession reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke admits to himself that he has feelings for a certain someone after having an erotic dream and needs a plan to get him to love him back. What's this? Naruto lying on the bed half naked...the opening he's been looking for! XD XD XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bet by Rokkis reviews
Harry and Draco make a bet about their peers' reaction to their relationship. Who will win? And how will they find out? :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fairy Princess Sasuke by Meg111 reviews
Sakura, Naruto, and Kakashi learn about Sasuke taking ballet as a kid.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sex Ed by LadyLefaye reviews
Roy and Ed get trapped inside Al's armor and things heat up. Told from Al's perspective. RoyEd shounenai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Firm Conundrum by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
It seems Malfoy has a slight problem, and it's all Harry's fault. DMxHP. M Oneshot PWP LEMON.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bird Brained by Starlyte reviews
Trust Sasuke's budgie to spill his dirty little secret. [Hinted SasuNaru] Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Punishment by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Jiraiya should've just taken his punishment like a man. Subtle SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Demonic Bonds by Airotia reviews
Gaara and Naruto shared a special bond through the Shukaku and Kyuubi. What will happen to them, now that their bond is gone and all that's left are their feelings? GarNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Seduction! Bastard Style by Maccan reviews
Sasuke knows it's time to find a wife. But it's Sasuke, and no one can meet his standards, what's a poor teme to do? Oneshot, slight crack, SasukeNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Baby Joy by Prankoholic reviews
Lily wants a baby. James doesn't. Obviously, we all know what the outcome is gonna be. But not the road there. Changed summary because the old one didn't really...fit. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Congratulations! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Further evidence that Sasuke's life is one big uke moment. Kakashi appears, with a sign, after Naruto and Sasuke have sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ninja For Hire by Smex Lemur reviews
Tsunade forces Sasuke to take a two week vacation. Sasuke gets bored and somehow manages to get his hands on a skimpy maid's uniform. Add a Naruto to the mix and what do you get? Utter chaos. SasuNaru. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Kyle's Anatomy by Cszemis reviews
Courtesy of BroflovskiFan and Cszemis. Stan plays doctor, Kyle tries not to laugh and both boys end up with far more than they can handle. Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Mission: Monkey Business by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
It was supposed to be a simple retrieval mission for Naruto and Sasuke. What changed it was the fact that they were chasing a stupid, thieving monkey. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Exception by Nine1991 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke doesn't like much. In fact, his 'hate' list is very long. But when it comes to one person, the same rules don't apply. After all, there is an exception to every rule. SasuNaru -oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Sick by Stavi reviews
Naruto gets sick during training and Sauske takes him home to take care of him. Temptation rises. Lemon, Language, Yaoi SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha Ninja Personality Test by Setus reviews
An ancient scroll that contains a series of personal questions finally found it's way into Konoha. But legend has it that the scroll is CURSED? What happens when the ninjas picked it up one after another? Pls R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,759 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Those are not Cicadas by thepragmatist reviews
Oneshot. Forced on a camping trip, Naruto makes some discoveries when sleeping in the same tent as Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Playing Pranks by nayru-kleinefee reviews
Kakashi is very pleased with himself and the prank he played on Iruka. That is, until Iruka finds him...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Holiday Naruto Parody by InactiveAnon reviews
rated to be safe. Funny parodies, whether you celebrate Ninmas, Snaketide, Youthmas, Ninjakah, or whatever!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Santa Baby 2006 by Bonnie Black reviews
Redone. Harry works late on Christmas Eve and comes home to an angry boyfriend and a rather...kinky surprise. Warnings: Slash, Draco in Drag.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A SugarySweet Christmas Tale by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Take Christmas Cheer, add ninjas, a hearty dose of humor and some sappy fluff, mix well. Sprinkle lightly with crack pairing. Serve as a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Misunderstanding by Fyyrrose reviews
Neji, Hinata, and Tenten spy on Naruto and Lee. It is pure crack, not to be taken seriously. Oneshot. Implied yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by Voldemort's Hikari1 reviews
Naruto cast in Lord of the Rings. The Ring of Power has come to the most unlikely person imaginable. It's now up to Naruto and his companions to take it to Mt. Doom and destroy it, but can he do this without being corrupted by the Ring? Second story is up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,800 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Mission! Catch That Pervert! A Rank! by Hyper Deathray reviews
Jiraiya has gone too far with his “research”. Now witness Tsunade’s retribution.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Reason For Tardiness by Yumehito reviews
Kakashi sensei has a new reason for being late. SasuNaru. Oneshot. ShounenAi. OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ends of the Earth by Hiki-chan reviews
[Hinted SasuNaru. A light, fun fic.] “I’ll go to the ends of the earth and the bottom of the sea to get sasuke back! Eh, Sakura chan? Minna? Why are you all looking at me like that?”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ninzyte by Stavi reviews
Kakashi is having some 'problems'. It's the magic pill. Muwahaha! Bonus second chapter.[KakaIru], [SasuNaru], Lemony, twoshot. and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Hickey by Hiki-chan reviews
A conversation between the Kyuubi and Naruto. [Mentioned SasuNaru. Short, cute. Just to wet your appetite.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Burnt by thepragmatist reviews
Naruto gets burned by Sasuke on the outside. Now it's time for him to get burned on the inside. PWP, Lem SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It All Starts With Icha Icha by Guardian of Jupiter reviews
The title says it all. Haha. Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise: Version W by THIboxNK reviews
When searching for a gift for his lover, Sasuke finds himself drawn towards his teacher's favorite series. Poor boy. SasuNaru. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tease by Stavi reviews
Lemon, Language, Yaoi. Sasuke teases too much, what is an innocent uke to do? Get Revenge. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A New Type of Lure by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
When Naruto wants something, he begs for it. When Sasuke wants something, he doesn't sit and beg. He goes for his prize, even if it means using a lure. ONESHOT. SasuNaru implied. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Glaring Contest by Hanbun no Tsuki reviews
[Oneshot] Waiting for Kakashi in a hot day can make Naruto think up something as crazy as a Glaring Contest. But... how did it turned out to be like this? Slight SasuNaru. Slight OOC Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer by Hiki-chan reviews
[Drabble, Minor SasuNaru] 'Oh, why is that your favorite, Sasuke? Is it because we get to go to the beach and you get to see us girls in bikinis' Sorry Sakura, Sasuke has a whole different answer to that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Moan by LadydemonLyn reviews
SasuNaru. Lemon. Here it is the Sequel to 'Twitch' hope you like it. 'Sasuke knows what Naruto can make him do but what can he make Naruto do' UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Revenge by PoisnousPixie reviews
Seven year old Kankuro's angry at Temari and plays a prank. Pulling Gaara into his plot, he plans to be victorious! But will it really be that easy?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
On Second Thought by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Part II to the On the Contrary drabble series. A collection of 45 themes that are Sasuke and Naruto centric. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 15,989 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spying is Fun! by Tesina Gela Gardner reviews
Sasuke thought it was the perfect time to spy on Naruto in the shower. But things just kept letting him from doing so, in peace... SasuNaru Pervy!Sasuke! drabble for fun XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Collection of Three by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
Three stories about a fox's misfortune with a blender, a weasel and his jacket, and a snake who has an issue with his name... Rated for hints of yaoi and the brutal slaughtering of fruit. AKA Naruto, Itachi, and Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Closet Voyeur Extraordinaire by Quack says the T-shape reviews
After Sakura hears Sasuke and Naruto doing... stuff in a closet, it isn't long before all of Konoha hears about it... Crackscented chaos ensues. NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
They Told Us Something Once by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Once again, Sasuke and Naruto found themselves being dragged into awkward positions. Didn’t Sasuke vow that he wouldn’t do anything stupid ever again? Alas, poor Sasuke. The things he does for love. SasuNaru ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Someone Once Said by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
We’ve all been told something, done something, or said something strange at one point in our lives. This is no different for Sasuke and Naruto. SasuNaru ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by thepragmatist reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto learns that the most impossible thing is to play truth and dare with Sasuke. Stupid Sasuke. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twelfth Night! Uzumaki Style! by Firebreathing Ghost reviews
Shakespeare's classic, starring characters from Kishimoto's classic. Can this fanauthor pull it off? BELIEVE IT!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fighting the Mold by Hammy Uchiha reviews
This is my first fanfiction. What if there had never been a nine tailed demon fox? Yondy brings Naruto to work.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chibi no youkai by cookies worst nightmare reviews
During a fight between Naruto and Gaara, thier inner demon put a curse on then. Now they're chibi demons. Fruit basketish, but not a crossover. GaaraxNaruto Yaoi. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Mission Sex by Lotus Aia reviews
YAOI! Sasuke's devilish plan to 'enjoy' Naruto on their mission doesn't go as planned. Mature only please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The GREEN Beast of Konoha by Lady C Andrews reviews
Lee decides to dye his hair! The results are hilarious. Or not so. I don't think it's funny, but lets say you, what do YOU think? Review, please! No longer a oneshot! Last chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Seme or Uke by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a poll. If the two of them were together, who would be the seme and who would be the uke? ONESHOT. Sasuke and Naruto. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Too Sexy For this Shirt by bardvahalla reviews
House is forced to participate in a Bachelor Auction Fundraiser
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Art of Kissing by ivy-queen reviews
After hearing a conversation between Ino and Sakura, Sai becomes curious about the idea of kissing. As a result, his team mates find themselves in very awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Sirius Black, Marauder, Sex God Shut up Monny! by immovinout reviews
Just a chat between friends! No romance at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
A Shinobi's Guide to Puberty by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Make Love to me by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
[sequal to When the Demon is Vulnerable] Naruto and Gaara share their first time together. [oneshot] The feedback from the first fic was so great, I just had to finish this one for all you awesome reviwers out there! Thank all of you guys so much!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Nightmare of the Youth by Sankou-chan reviews
One night, Gai's team has a very unpleasant dream...or was it? Oneshot! Crackfic! The ratings kind of high, but it's to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Kiku no Hana, Kiku no Hana! by RedLotusNin reviews
It’s New Years and the boys, now men, hang out. It was relaxed until one brought up the drinking game Kiku no Hana.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
My Funny Little Valentine by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bare by His Spectacles reviews
Did you know that Harry and Draco sleep in the nude? 'Their bodies created the perfect vision.' HPDM ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Deal with the Devil by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Don’t you know what happens when you try to hold onto your power by appointing a pawn instead of someone deserving' the voice was like flowing honey on shards of glass 'People get hurt.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Difference Between Lovers & Friends by IlluminatedShadow reviews
“You betrayed me! My heart shattered as soon as you left! I trusted you, you were a brother to me.” “Let me guess, when I left, Neji pieced your heart back together?” Yes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Talk by Unborn Lord Xion reviews
Tenten has to have a very awkward chat with Lee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
But I Thought! by His Spectacles reviews
Ron thinks Harry tops. Poor misled Gryffindor. All things are set straight after he follows them. DMHP my first bottom!Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Poor little Akamaru by tokyoblackcatgirl reviews
Master Kiba has become an idiot. Someone tries to kill him almost every day but Master doesn’t do anything about it! Shino/Kiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
THE Talk by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
James attempts to give Harry 'the' talk, while Remus and Sirius 'help'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2006 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Bathing Harry by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Sirius finds that giving Harry a bath can be ... quite an adventure, to say in the least.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
My Tourniquet by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
When he needed someone to stop the pain, Naruto was there. [Sasunaru lots of yaoi!Yay!] warning: If you read this you WILL get that stuuuuupid song stuck in your head!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Office Drabbles by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Twenty six themes of bizarre occurrences at the office of Roy Mustang and company. [COMPLETED]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Complete
Family Reunion by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, Team Seven] Some things will never change. Team Seven, reunited. (Kakashi blinked at them, and felt very, very old.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Great Christmas Card Caper by exiled mind reviews
Sirius and James get creative with the Christmas spirit, and Remus needs to figure out what went wrong. MWPP, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 208 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Heros & Clocks by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Poor Naruto has been captured by the Akatsuki. Who can save him before the extraction of the Kyuubi? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lessons In Romance by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru Sakuras POV. She prides herself on being an expert on romance...well...she used to...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto in Oz by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru What would happen if the world of Naruto and the world of Oz collided? Well, probably nothing like this, but i suggest reading it anyways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,472 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
The Birthday Gift by RedLotusNin reviews
It was only one small gift, a gift that stood there all alone, yet Naruto still smiled.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
8:33 PM by Appuru reviews
Naruto is a busy ninja, mind you, with a busy schedule. [fluffy narusasunaru, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
Dad and Mrs Dad by ShallWeDance.Again reviews
Remus wants to be a father. Unfortunately, he doesn't want any old woman to mother his child. Did anyone hear Sirius screaming in the background? Yes, it's a slash fic, but bear with us. We're trying to be funny here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Oh no! The band's at war! by Bow 2 Me reviews
What happens when the band starts a war? Read to find out!
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,249 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 5/10/2003
Seducing the Moon by Dwight4Studly reviews
Sirius finds that reading for pleasure can be more fun than he thought. Slash, RLSB. One shot. A story in which Sirius discovers trashy romance novels.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Morning Attire by fadedstardust reviews
“All right dear cousin, you win. I won’t tell anyone unless you want me to.” At this, everyone’s (who wasn’t Tonks) face fell at the realization that they wouldn’t know who the mysterious pair of boxers belonged to. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Mary Porter and the Musician's Metronome by Hawkeye116 reviews
Mary Porter attends her first year at Boneslides School of Music and Marching. Probably the wierdest thing I've ever written on fanfiction. (Harry Potter Parody) Chappie 7 up: Percussion and Drillogy Classes
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004
A Forbidden Love in Marching Band by Samyo reviews
It was love at Pennington High School.Final chapter updated, is now finished. Read it, you know you want to. Please reveiw!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
Growing Pains by The Kitty-kitty reviews
When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Possession by Love Your Kiwi reviews
Seeking solace in the arms of an enemy whenever he's around, Naruto finds it difficult to deal when his lover is away. [yaoi.self!love.SasuNaru.GaaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
MidLife Crisis by The Absynth Fairy reviews
Sirius and Remus need some help when it comes to matters in the bed department. Well... not Remus, but Sirius. He's decided that he's getting old, and inturn, feels inferior. Remus is concerned. They both go to Lily for advice. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,127 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Meetings in a Spring by Lizmun reviews
Iruka is known to enjoy relaxing in hot springs Jiraiya is infamous for voyering women at hot springs. Not a good combo! Not intended to be yaoi, unless your pervy mind interprets it that way. XD Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Iruka U., Jiraiya - Complete
The Marauders Star In: Nursery Stories by Moony vs. Padfoot reviews
The Marauders star in some nursery stories plays, The Three Little Pigs and Little Red Riding Hood . R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
The Reed by Anakin McFly reviews
The Reed has killed two. It must be destroyed... LOTR parody. (REED 3 CHAPTER 2 UP!)
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 12/6/2002
Mukashi e by Shirohane reviews
Classic fairy tales, rewritten with Naruto characters with a little twist. Sasuke x Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Partners by Nonnihil Scelestus reviews
Fin and John have an argument.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - O. Tutuola, J. Munch - Complete
Diaries of a Band by ILoanADogma reviews
PG 13 for language and some,er, other things. Title is basically self-explanatory. V. Funny. So, what really goes through the minds of each instrument? What does that trumpet REALLY think of the clarinet? Everyone included, drum major-drummer-sax+more
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
Curse of the Fleas by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Sirius......Lupin......and a bottle of flea shampoo. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Condensed! by Professor Bumblebore reviews
Bringing the magical world of Harry Potter to those of us with short attention spans! Don't have time to read through 309 pages? Never fear! Professor Bumblebore has worked tirelessly to present a concise version of this beloved classic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Harry P.
Blind Heaven by Syal reviews
Hamlet slash. Horatio is the sole possessor of Hamlet's love.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/15/2003
Bandopia: Land of Marchers by Silmarwen Vanimedle reviews
The first book of the Bandopia series. Begin here to follow the fearless marchers through the trials and triumphs of living in a land where marching is all that matters.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 16,845 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
A Tiny Test of Limits by Nymph Du Pave reviews
Slash: Actual word count including the title and \'FIN\' [the end] is 300 exactly [last time I checked anyhow], so this is way too short for a summary. Just read and enjoy ;)
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2001
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The Baker and the Billionaire reviews
AU. Loki owns a cupcake shop. Tony isn't really one for sweets. This is how they fall in love.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
The MILF of Asgard reviews
Smartass Family fic Tony/Loki with Peter Parker as their son . Loki's new T-shirt is causing quite the stir...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Parent Teacher Disaster reviews
Smartass Family Tony/Loki with Peter Parker as their child . Peter's teacher requests a parent-teacher conference with Peter's parents. Peter doesn't know who to feel sorry for: the teacher or himself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dogs Rule and Cats Really Aren't Much Better reviews
Loki's magic backfires on Thor and himself, turning them into a dog and cat, respectively. They are then adopted by the Avengers. Chaos will ensue, of course.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Loki, Thor
An American GI in Tokyo reviews
Set during the Allied Occupation of Japan. Kiku is trying to make a living at a hostess club during the postwar era with his brothers when he meets Alfred Jones, a hotshot US soldier. Alfred/Kiku, Ivan/Yao.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,011 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - America, Japan
July 4 1863 reviews
For Alfred, it is not a happy birthday. From the kinkmeme. A belated birthday fic for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - America
My Greatest Treasure reviews
Pirate!England/Prisoner!Japan. The Sun Emperor's brother has been captured by the rakish scoundrel of the sea, Captain Arthur Kirkland. Kiku wants to escape but the good captain has other plans for his newest treasure. Mature in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - England/Britain, Japan
Red Heels and Apron Strings reviews
Kiku is quite fond of the 1950s and Alfred is indulgent of this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - America, Japan
Elevators reviews
America and Japan stuck in an elevator at work, smut ensues. Written for ameripan xmas on Livejournal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
Admetus and Alcestis reviews
Another kink meme fill: Greece and Japan are reading a book of classical Greek myths when suddenly they're sucked into the book and forced to play out each myth recorded in it as two of the main characters in that myth to escape. Hilarity and fluff ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Greece, Japan
That Pregnant Glow reviews
Another fill for the kink meme. Alfred is turned on by Kiku's baby bump.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Japan - Complete
Nyotalia: Not So Different, Unfortunately reviews
For the kinkmeme: "The Axis/Allies' genderbent counterparts suddenly appear. Hilarity ensues." Exactly what it says on the tin. Pairings to come later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/17/2010
Axis One Half reviews
The Axis have an unfortunate accident in a certain cursed spring. Can they keep their secret from the other countries, especially the Allies? Pure, unadulterated crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Romanes eunt domus? reviews
Another shameless Life of Brian rip-off. Germania's Latin skills aren't the best.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Germania, Ancient Rome - Complete
And What Has Rome Done for Us? reviews
Shameless ripoff of "The Life of Brian". Germania poses this question to the other Ancients.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Germania - Complete
Mama reviews
Certain nins reflect on their 'mothers.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Hey There Naruto reviews
A small drabblesque songfic to Hey There Delilah. A letter written from Sasuke to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'll Cover You reviews
Live in my house, I'll be your shelter. Just pay me back with 1000 kisses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Band reviews
And then God told the drum major to deliver these rules...
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
BAND! reviews
The Band Geek version of RENT. Join the CCHS Marching Mudhawks as the struggle to have the greatest season of all. Rated for a few dirty words here and there.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007
Never give a marching band mountain dew reviews
This is what happens when you give a marching band mountain dew. R&R!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete