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Joined 04-09-05, id: 791804, Profile Updated: 12-22-08
Author has written 11 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Wolf's Rain, Super Smash Brothers, and Naruto.



Name: You can call me Mario


Sex: HARDY HAR HAR Female ; D

Personality: I'm one of those hopeless romantics ; D

What Kind of Stories Do I like to write: Adventure, tragedy, sci-fi, mystery, romance, the like. Not very good at mystery though. Tragedy... I'm okay, I guess.

What I like to Read: Adventure. Mystery. Tragedy. Romance. The like. If its written well, I'll love it forever and think about it at the most random of times, and even foam at the mouth waiting for an update! -le gasp-


From Super Smash Bros and related shiz: Roy! Marth, Link, Zelda, Pichu, Fox, Falco, Samus, Kirby, Ness... And the rest of the smashers have a place somewhere in my heart. I've taken a liking to Pit as well (Cute little angel boy! Such soft looking wings!). And Ike, since he's a fire emblemer (Gotta love those fire emblemers!)but...


Whoever thought up the idea to take out the second generation of Smashers really has a problem. I think they need an assassin to come along and end their pain. WHO COULD THINK OF GETTING RID OF ROY FOR IKE?! My poor, dear Roy... And the rest of the beloved second generation Smashers are GONE! (or most of them anyways) GAH!

My Stories

Alchemists and Dragonriders

Fullmetal Alchemist/Eragon


That's right. Edo went home while Envy stayed behind on Alagaesia to raise the little dragon. Who's name I don't remember. Did I even give it a name?

Howl of the Wolves

Wolf's Rain

Status: Taken out back and shot

Yeah. I have no idea where that story came from or is going. Don't expect much coming from it. For a long time, if ever.

All for One, One for All: Beginnings

Super Smash Bros Melee


White Christmas went BANG and everyone went bye bye.

All for One, One for All II: Return

Super Smash Bros Melee


I recently re-read the story. It made me get teary eyed.

Way of the Beast


Status: Hibernating

I really do hope to finish this, once I get inspiration for it.

Detective Kisame: Deep Sea Detective


Status: Hibernating, possibly dead

I don't know if I'll ever get around to finishing this... possibly, possibly won't.


Old And Confused


Itachi's Birthday

Family Fireworks


Akatsuki watching a fireworks celebration and dreaming of other things

Old Dog


Kakashi's getting up there...

Three of a Kind


Gaara's birthday, and his siblings are showing him they care. Yay

OC Section

Name: Katana Ren

Nickname: Katan

Age: First Appearance: 16 years

Second Appearance: 18 years

Gender: Female

Appearance: (As quoted from “All for One, One for All: Beginnings”)

“It was a girl with long burnt obsidian black hair tied back in tight smooth braids. Her eyes were a deep sapphire blue, her cheeks and nose slightly rosey from the cold. Her thin figure was wrapped with a warm downy midnight blue cloak with a silver clasp shaped as a flame, peaking out from beneath a warm, white scarf. Her pants were coal black, along with her military style boots. She had steel blue armor beneath the cloak, its golden trim peaking out every so often. At her side was a long thin blade, the pommel bound in golden wire with a large fiery red stone that had its own power emanating from it. The girl’s gloves were charred black from working with fire or something of the sort. On her back was a simple traveling pack.”

Katan’s dragon form is a large, pure black dragon with blue eyes. In her dragonic state, she can not control her emotions and needs something to control them for her, preferably something with a strong mental bond with her, such as a psychic.

In her Human form, Katan carries many daggers and a single long cross between a rapier and a katana, or a claymore imbedded with a material similar to a dragonstone.

(Quoted from “All for One, One for All II: Return”)

“…Katan’s hair had turned snow white, her eyes silver.”

In her White Rider form, Katan carries bombs and wears a white scarf. Her hair is pulled back in a braid, and she now sports Desert clothes, including goggles and a leather helmet and heavy leather boots. She still carries her claymore, her rapier/katana cross having reappeared on the Dread Isle.

Name: Luan Ren

Age: First Appearance: 13

Second Appearance: 16

Gender: Male

Appearance: (Quoted from “All for One, One for All: Beginnings”)

“…small creature that looked like a miniature dragon sat. It’s scales were a war of whites, silvers, and blacks, its eyes a soft azure.”

Human Form, Luan has light blue-grey hair with streaks of black. His eyes are slits, like a snake, and are azure in color. He wears a red tunic with tan pants and heavy leather boots. His dragonstone is Yellow in color, and he keeps it on a chain around his neck. He does not carry a weapon.

When Eula possessed Luan, his eyes changed to a deep purple color, occasionally crimson. His face became cruel, and his hair turned totally white. In his possessed form, Luan carries a gun, hidden in his shirt.

I’ll add the rest later. The ‘rest’ consist of:

Shiki Mairu (Mai)

Kangohei Tsume (Tsume)

Oruna Akai (Akai)

Shiki Tsuki (Tsuki)

And any others I re-discover


None. ) :


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Fruits Basket and Fullmetal Alchemist Crossover by Melinda-chan reviews
Chapter Eighteen uploaded! Kyo finds in his search for someone who can help me uncover the truth an unlikely ally. But will it lead to more danger? Read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,952 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/17/2005
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
On Cobblestone Streets by convivialGrimace reviews
AU: Being anything but human is considered a death sentence in the town of Prospit. When a troll steals from an unsuspecting human, the troll gets caught; yet, the human spares his life, not knowing who the troll is behind his hood. Johnkat. The first chapter's kinda dark so watch out. ON HIATUS
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,897 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 2,593 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Ring A Ding Ding by Rainfox88 reviews
Chloe's first delivery as a courier in the Mojave Wasteland gets her a bullet to the brain, and a battle for answers. She seeks out the man who shot her, only to get caught up in something much bigger than she ever expected. F-CourierxBenny, CassxBoone
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,720 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Courier, Benny
The Longwinded Biography of a God by conversingCorpses reviews which many things happen to one Karkat Vantas, which include dying, getting kissed, eating cinnamon, and other curious shenanigans in that order.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Karkat V.
For What It's Worth by CrowsGurl reviews
Your stomach churns as you wipe your face off, grab your shades and put on a fake content smirk. Everything is totally fucking chill. Angst/Romance Davekat Oneshot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Lucky by PandaDoll1997 reviews
Terezi is sick with a cold, leaving her totally blind. Karkat x Terezi. Teen for Karkats' language. R&R please!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
The Life of a Loner by Fo Fizzle reviews
Sequel to A New Life. Boss is alone, or is he? He meets new friends as he tries to forget his old one. Little does he know his old friends are looking for him.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,729 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hunter
The Clock and The Horse by Fo Fizzle reviews
Tick..Tick..Stupid clock...I hate waiting. When can I see him? Nick's POV. Rated T for a little swearing. Can be seen as NickxEllis or just as friends. Please read and review.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
I've Just Seen a Face by Dance in the Moonlight reviews
Eight very different people wake up from a very similar dream. Pieces begin to fall into place, faces are found familiar. Our favourite survivors set out on a curious journey to find one another, and one question rings in the air- what does it all mean?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,620 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010
Super Smash Brothers: ONLINE by Dragon's Return reviews
Super Smash Brothers: ONLINE is the worlds fasting growing Massivly Multiplayer Online RPG. Atleast, thats what a group of players thought... until serious events began to take place, causing the players to ask themselves, Is this really just a game?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 227,644 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Marth
Endless Moment by maboroshi-hime reviews
Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,212 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Edward E.
More than Darkness by smashfanatic101 reviews
When the Smashers get snowed in at a ski lodge, they find more than darkness in the woods beyond...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow by angelicakes reviews
There is a murderer among the smashers, and he shows no mercy. Every night, it seems a new victim is killed. How will the smashers react, and how will they solve this problem? Can they stop the murderer or escape before it's too late?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/28/2004
New Year's Dance by YaoiSongstress07 reviews
CONTAINS YAOI. Kirby hosts the perfect New Year's Eve Party, bringing every Smasher together under a starlit sky. Snake wants to do something to Marth, and Ike's having issues with Pit. Will happiness be found at Aqua Star?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Father Kyuubi by Shawn45 reviews
Naruto was given a special seal, when the demon within him wakes, it will be very surprised that it now has a role of a father for the boy. Main Pairings are NaruHina, and SasuSaku, read chapter eight beginning notes for others. Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,791 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama
One Last Smash by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
It's been 20 years since the Hands were defeated. Giga Bowser is back, and what's left of the Smashers have to reunite to save the day.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,327 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Reminisce by writingzeaL reviews
Time is but an obstacle that is put in between two peopleUntil time sees it fit for the two to meet once more. Oneshot. spoilerwarning gaiden info and also some of kakashi's past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Memories by Kylie-Chan reviews
When Tobi faces off against Kakashi, he begins to remember things.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
A World Embroiled in Chaos by Biggoron reviews
In the seminear future, humans take the next step in evolution... which means that they can morph into their own versions of a SSBM character! Please give it a make like it. Finally... finished.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 75,765 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Distance Through Time by BabyGurl278 reviews
A group of smashers are thrown into the future, where they learn it's ruled by one of their friends. Now they must travel through time to prevent it from ever happening. Complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,525 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Darkling by Game2002 reviews
The incarnation of evil itself, which was sealed away in the past, has awaken once again. Only the weilders of the Holy Weapons can destroy it, and the Smashers have it. Multicrossover with many series. At long last, FINISHED!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 84 - Words: 208,377 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Complete
Survival! by Rainstorm Sonata reviews
Old teams are sent home and new teams are forged as Players and Avatars prepare for the beginning of the end. PLEASE R&R!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,000 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 7/10/2004
The Sound of Breaking Plates by DA Jersey Devil reviews
[Gorillaz] 2D finds a dog, but what will Murdoc think of it? I know the title sounds weird, but it does have purpose. Rated for Murdoc’s potty mouth. [COMPLETE]
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,587 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
In The Ashes Of Ascalon by Vivli reviews
A young necromancer searches for her sister lost in the ashes of Ascalon after the Searing, teaming up with an inexperienced mesmer and a mysterious elementalist along the way...
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005
Ever Wonder by RavenGhost reviews
Roy is murdered inside the SSBM mansion, but no one even knew it. What happens when his spirit goes into 'Heaven' Will he be able to help the others find his killer? Chap 17 up! (Only one more after this)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,393 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004
Of Aspirin, Chaos, and Raison D'être by Selah Ex Animo reviews
One-shot. Marth, Link, and Roy have lunch at a tavern. Roy's behaviour is out of hand, and Marth is irritated.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Marth, Link, Roy - Complete
Holy Weapons vs Dark Forces by Game2002 reviews
The world is in danger. The Smashers must find 26 legendary weapons in order to destroy evil. The story is finished! Check out the exciting final battle! Review please.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,120 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
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Side Story Samus wakes up after being shot to find herself, Katan, Ness, and Pichu on a Desert Planet. They must survive its challenges and rise up if they ever have any hope of returning to their friends again. Samus/Katan POV
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Samus A.
All For One, One For All II: Return reviews
Sequel to Beginnings: Three years have passed since White Christmas. Separated from others, the Smashers must reunite to fight the enemy that separated them in the first place! With some missing and death looming, will the Smashers succeed, or die trying?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,525 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
Three of a Kind reviews
.:Oneshot:. Its Gaara's birthday, and he's truely alone... Or is he? A bit of sibling love, folks!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Way of the Beast reviews
AU When Obito and Team Claw of Kawagakure travel to Konoha to pay off a debt, lives will be turned upside down and the truth revealed. Just who is Tobi? And who is the two tailed Jinchuuriki? Do the dead live again? Will Akatsuki finally fall? Find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,848 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Torune
Old Dog reviews
As the leaves turn and dance in the wind, an old dog gets one year older. Birthday Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Detective Kisame: Deep Sea Detective reviews
WORST CASE SCENARIO! Itachi's very secret diary has been stolen! Join Detective Kisame and Itachi as they try to figure out the thief! Come and vote inside! First attempt at a CRACK FIC!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Family Fireworks reviews
Akatsuki gathers for a night in Konoha. They're a family, after all. Includes Tobi, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Sasori, Kakuzu, Hidan, and Leadersama! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Deidara - Complete
Old and Confused reviews
Oneshot Akatsuki is up to something, and Itachi's not in on it. But of course, even the coldest murders all have a... Find out inside! Deidara and Tobi are calling...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Alchemists and Dragonriders reviews
Edward and Envy are transported to Alagaesia after a transmutation goes terribly wrong! What will the alchemist, sin, and dragonrider do? I suck at summaries, can't you tell? Now Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
All for One, One for All: Beginnings reviews
Link was the only Swordsman at the Smash Mansion. That is until Marth, Roy, and Katan of the Dread Isles arrived! Follow the swordmasters through love, melee, murder, and secret plots. The Murderer has been discovered, the End has come... Or has it?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Howl of the Wolves reviews
After the deaths of all the wolves, Kiba, Tsume, Hige, and Toboe find themselves in a city. There, they meet another pack of wolves headed to Paradise. Will they finally make it to Pradise in the company of the wolves who smell of mahogany?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005