owlcrofthide bio
 Author has written 383 stories for Hardcastle and McCormick, Man From UNCLE, Sherlock, Beetlejuice, and Beetlejuice. Hi, and thanks for looking in. I've been writing fan fiction for a long time now, mostly sticking to two fandoms. But Hardcastle & McCormick is still my first love. (Note: Sherlock stories with a cover image of Sherlock Holmes were not written by me, but by a writer who was known as Paula Douglas at that time.) |
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Nothing I'd Rather Be by InitialLuv reviews
Mark and Milt bring a guest to visit with Mark's son.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2023 - Complete
A Different Kind of Rest by sherlockfic reviews
This is just for fun. This is pure fluff. Okay, fluff would call this fluff and mean it as an insult! I just got to thinking how there's no more deserving group of people to let loose and have some pure fun. And because of Parker, I could see this happen.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2021 - Nathan F., Eliot S., Parker, Alec H. - Complete
All That Goes Unsaid by TrekScribbles reviews
Eliot is poisoned on a job. The rest of the team races to save him.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2021 - Published: 7/23/2021 - Nathan F., Eliot S., Parker, Alec H. - Complete
Mad Love by Wishes2Dreams reviews
Who was that hot chick at the bar? And why was she so familiar? And just why did he care again? Beetlejuice finds himself torn between his afterlife-long dream of getting back to the land of the living or getting chummy with the infamous deal-breaker who wrecked said dream in the first place. (Movie-centric)
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/19/2019 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Wooing of Lydia Deetz by Velvet Storm reviews
A year after Lydia graduates high school, Beetlejuice shows back up in Winter River with a legal contract from the Netherworld. Lydia has a month to comply. Oh yeah...and saying his name three times doesn't work anymore.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,289 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
No Bull by L.M.Lewis reviews
When bad things happen to good characters.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Complete
The End of An Eternity by AqualineEverStar reviews
Lydia is sixteen years old now but her best friend is still the ghost with the most but will it always be that way? Or will Lydia outgrow her childhood ghost pal as she grows up? A new threat to the Neitherworld will help the pair find the answers to those questions and more. Set mostly in the cartoon universe but will link to the movie universe as well. Chapter 7 has arrived!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015
Simple Procedure by Fang's Fawn reviews
Sherlock may be the common denominator for Mrs. Hudson, Lestrade and Molly, but when a routine surgery briefly puts John out of commission, it becomes apparent that someone else is responsible for drawing them together. Takes place sometime during series 2.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Collateral Damage by Fang's Fawn reviews
Sherlock was initially jealous of Major James Sholto, but when the major opens his eyes to what exactly Sherlock means to John, Sherlock becomes frightened instead. Sherlock doesn't approve of collateral damage, either...at least, not if it involves John. Character study; spoilers for TSoT.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Sherlock H., Major J. Sholto - Complete
What the hell is Johnlock anyway? by 343643613531 reviews
Sherlock and John discover the deep dark world of fanfiction. Enough said.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Worth the Wounds by Fang's Fawn reviews
Post-Reichenbach. How does one heal a fractured friendship? John does not trust easily, and his trust, once lost, is almost impossible to recover. John would love to trust Sherlock again, but there's something he needs to know before that can happen – and he's willing to find out even at the cost of his own life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
The Honeymoon From Heck by Gnom DePlume reviews
Movieverse AU - A butterfly flapped its wings, the fates aligned, and they went down the wrong leg of the trousers of time: Lydia says, "I do," but what happens next?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,170 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
On Good Relations by L.M.Lewis reviews
Mark gets along with everybody.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
It Turns on a Dime by L.M.Lewis reviews
Timing is, once again, everything.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
Method Acting by Jaz22 reviews
Was there a method to the madness?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Ictus by L.M.Lewis reviews
A jolt to the system and a period of adjustment.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
The Orchid Thief by Leviathan0999 reviews
Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin have solved a lot of tough cases in their careers as detectives. But never one like this. Before it ends, they'll deal with a tattooed lady, minaturized corpses, and Things from Another World!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - 10th Doctor, 3rd Doctor
Baggage by Jaz22 reviews
Hardcastle tries his hand at advice for the lovelorn
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
To Know Us by Jaz22 reviews
For the Gull's Way Challenge on the unaired script "Love, Pain and All That Stuff"
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Perspective by Jaz22 reviews
Would you like some cheese with that whine? An answer to the challenge for McCormick's first day home from the hospital.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Facile by L.M.Lewis reviews
Mark's not the only one who's good at it.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Restitution by Jaz22 reviews
What do you do when words aren't enough?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Skills Set by L.M.Lewis reviews
The job has its perks.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Death, Where is Thy Sting? by L.M.Lewis reviews
In the toe, sometimes.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
And Through the Woods by L.M.Lewis reviews
Three pounds each.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Rehabilitation by L.M.Lewis reviews
The unfortunate consequences of being a day late and a dollar short.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,435 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Duet for Two Wind Instruments by L.M.Lewis reviews
It's a discussion about right and wrong . . . sort of.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Without Cheese by poohblaze reviews
Lunch with Johnnie Ray
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
In The Garden by poohblaze reviews
Mark plants a rose bush.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Car and Driver by poohblaze reviews
The judge reads a magazine
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Masked Man by poohblaze reviews
Post Never My Love. A conversation on the couch.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Dispatched by L.M.Lewis reviews
Another holiday story . . . of sorts.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Flight Fishing by L.M.Lewis reviews
It's an art, not a science.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Life Sentence by Llewlyn reviews
Discombobulation Challenge: BJ is forced to serve time on Earth, bound in human form for the damage he caused to a certain Lydia Deetz. He is determined to make amends somehow. But Lydia is not prepared for the damage that he can wreak, just by breathing.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Side Bet by L.M.Lewis reviews
Mark's life gets suddenly more complicated.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
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Moving
Possessions or emotions – either can be moved.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Word of Advice reviews
Free advice is worth exactly what you pay for it.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Point of View, A Drabble
Beetlejuice is offended on Lydia's behalf; Lydia is amused.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Royal Treatment
One of the obligations of friendship.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Published: 9/26 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Setting a Trap
When Lydia is threatened, Beetlejuice gets angry. After all, you stand up for those you . . . um . . .
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
All Good Things reviews
Lydia's 70th birthday and their 50th anniversary. This is a wrap-up of the history of the Beetlejuice and Deetz families and is Story #200.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Dish Served Cold reviews
When Beetlejuice gets pranked, a furious Lydia gets revenge.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Journal Entry from Hardcastle's Journal
What follows is the beginning of a series of journal entries by Judge Hardcastle after the death of his wife, Nancy. While written with sincere emotion and no small amount of empathy, this may not be a series for every "Hardcastle and McCormick" fan. If you like good writing and a showcase for depth of emotion on the part of the characters, please give this a try.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Published: 9/9 - Complete
Sarah's Gift
This is a tragic tale of grief and comfort by Nancy Baumgarten.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9 - Complete
When a Rose is a Tulip and a Peony reviews
Or, a rose is a tulip is a peony. First there was Beetlejuice; then there was another Beetlejuice; then there was yet another Beetlejuice - all with similarities, but all so very different.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice
Sharp Retort reviews
An accident leads to communal guilt.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Rose is a Tulip is a Peony
First there was Beetlejuice; then there was another Beetlejuice; then yet a third Beetlejuice - all similar, but all very different.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Published: 9/4 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Name's Sake
A discussion of what to name their possible children and why.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Cut From the Same Cloth
What's fair, what's not? What's right, what's wrong? Sometimes it takes an expert to tell.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22 - Lydia D. - Complete
Terror of the Heart reviews
A few thoughts and emotions inspired by a bowl of popcorn.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Passing the Smell Test
The most evocative sense is often the most under-rated. Or, have you ever wondered what these two smell like to each other?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Published: 8/10 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Two of a Kind reviews
To save her, Beetlejuice agrees to never see Lydia again. Lydia ain't having it.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31 - Beetlejuice, Judge Mental, Lydia D. - Complete
In Between reviews
Married in the Neitherworld, still believed to be merely engaged in the human world. How do they cope?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Meaningful Dialogue reviews
There are other meanings to just about everything you say.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
One Woman's Burden reviews
Lydia's pregnancy starts to become more difficult.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Consequences and Truth reviews
Actions and reactions.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Assumption of Guilt reviews
Parents never think they're doing their best with their children. But oftentimes, they're wrong about that.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Sleeping Heart reviews
Truth and consequences at a slumber party.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/20 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Doubtful Heart reviews
Lydia sees someone else kiss Beetlejuice. Sometimes even the language of the heart needs a little translating.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Certain Flair reviews
We all have a flair for something. Some of us might have more than one.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Prunes and Prisms reviews
A discussion of the sincerest form of flattery.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Rose is a Rose reviews
A chance word, a different perspective – but the rose is still a rose. Sometimes it just takes a while longer to come into full bloom.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A More Perfect Union reviews
Jacques and Ginger are married in the celebrity wedding of the year. (It might be helpful to read 'Ghostly Presents' first.)
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14 - Lydia D. - Complete
Acclimation reviews
Beetlejuice's family wants to meet and congratulate his new bride. He's not exactly thrilled about the idea.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Training Wheels reviews
When someone you love wants children, what can you do?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Oddfather reviews
Love and respect for a parent are necessary, of course, but a little admiration as well does not come amiss.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Grief Shared reviews
Grief is the price we pay for love.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Ghostly Presents reviews
What do you give the spider and the skeleton who already have each other?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Life's a Beach reviews
The touch of a hand on skin, the feel of a soft caress, the fingers smoothing down your back – what if you've never felt that before?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Bother of the Bride reviews
A daughter's wedding day should be a joyous occasion. Right?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Intensive Care reviews
When Charles and Delia go down with the flu, Lydia takes care of them. But who takes care of her?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Liberation reviews
Equality of spirit and heart.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Fires of Desire
'With my body, I thee worship.' Marriage Service, Book of Common Prayer
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Mirror Image reviews
How much do appearances matter? More than they should.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Personal Growth reviews
Self-improvement is a notable goal, but everybody needs a little help. Or, Beetlejuice helps Delia in a crisis - just not the way he intended.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4 - Beetlejuice, Delia D., Lydia D. - Complete
Stage of Development reviews
Beetlejuice comes to an important realization about Lydia. (And gives her the first non-friend kiss.)
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Rulebreaker, Rulemaker reviews
Rebel with a cause; Beetlejuice is learning to be responsible.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/19 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Heart's Song reviews
Sometimes the heart can't say what it needs to, but the message gets through somehow.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Consolation Considered reviews
Nature red in tooth and claw. But sometimes it can teach you what your own nature is.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Cheerful Heart
Lydia is worried and fretful. What can Beetlejuice do to make her feel better?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Heart in a Desert reviews
An emotional argument leads to near-disaster.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Décor Uproar reviews
The Roadhouse gets a much-needed redecoration.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Pre-Natal Musings reviews
Being pregnant's not exactly fun. It's so much more than that.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Date Night reviews
First dates can be very special indeed.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Dream Come True
A direct sequel to "Secret Heart", in which they learn they are pregnant.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Published: 1/1 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Too Much Juice reviews
A double drabble about . . . juice.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Christmas Cheer reviews
With their engagement announced, Lydia finally gets to show Beetlejuice off at the school Christmas dance. But Clare Brewster just can't stand not being the center of attention.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Another Year in the Life reviews
Another twelve-part 'Advent calendar' as a thank-you to all those who've read and enjoyed my stories.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2023 - Published: 12/3/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Cat Out of the Bag reviews
Percy needs to be rescued. Maybe he's not the only one.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/26/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D., Percy - Complete
Grandad reviews
Another in the line of traditional Christmas stories.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2023 - Complete
Inheritance reviews
A life and death discussion.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Making Advances reviews
Beetlejuice finds Lydia in the arms of another. He doesn't handle it well.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Grace Period reviews
As Lydia dies in his arms, Beetlejuice gives himself up to follow her.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Perchance to Dream reviews
Can dreams come true?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Happy Samhain reviews
Another Halloween in the human world.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Child Care reviews
Lydia and Beetlejuice are trying to start a family, but it's not looking likely. Then they witness violence against a child. How do they react? Is it responsibility, conscience, a deep-seated need – who's to say which it is and maybe it's all three.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Cross Your Heart reviews
Beetlejuice argues with his heart about Lydia.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2023 - Complete
Interwoven reviews
Minds, hearts, souls entwined. And a whole bunch of sappiness and mush.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
You Scratch My Back reviews
A personal, intimate touching.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Swings and Misses
Love has its own language. So does baseball.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Published: 10/9/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Creativity reviews
Lydia tells her parents about the Neitherworld. Delia feels right at home.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2023 - Beetlejuice, Charles D., Delia D., Lydia D. - Complete
In a Manner of Speaking reviews
Learning a foreign language is a good thing.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D., Monster Across the Street - Complete
Cat Nap reviews
It happened one lunchtime.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Who's Your Caddie Now? reviews
It's the Deetzes against the Brewsters in a contest for the ages. Ah, but one side has Beetlejuice helping.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2023 - Beetlejuice, Charles D., Delia D., Lydia D. - Complete
Subconcious
Moving at the speed of a heartbeat.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Spook Nook
Just a small slice of life, first thing in the morning.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Published: 9/17/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Consenting Adult
A human and a ghost walk into a bar.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Published: 9/13/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Trick or Treat?
When you open your heart to love, you're vulnerable to other things, too.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Arms of Morpheus reviews
Just a little mood piece.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Creature Comfort
Sometimes it's so hard to grow up.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Big Fall reviews
You knew Mr. Big would try to take Beetlejuice out again, right? And now Lydia's on his list as well. So here's a sequel to the episode, 'The Neitherworld's Least Wanted'.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/28/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D., Mr. Big - Complete
Do You Want to Know a Secret
Lydia hints; Beetlejuice watches a movie.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Roman Holiday
Lydia and Beetlejuice go on holiday with her parents. Beetlejuice has an emotional crisis.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2023 - Beetlejuice, Charles D., Delia D., Lydia D. - Complete
Dishing It Out
Things get a trifle heated in the kitchen when Beetlejuice cooks.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
When It Rains
Sometimes waiting out the rain is better than no rain at all.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Published: 8/15/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Best Foot Forward
Mutual adoration in an unusual place.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2023 - Beetlejuice, Ginger, Jacques, Lydia D. - Complete
Paw Tracks on the Heart reviews
The effects of one small life are incalculable.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Heart of Gold
Nap time in the Juice household.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Published: 7/30/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
If You Can't Stand the Heat
A double drabble about love.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Published: 7/25/2023 - Ginger, Jacques - Complete
After a Fashion
'Love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave'
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Hi Cake
Beetlejuice becomes subject to a witch's spell. Lydia becomes angry.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Take My Breath Away
Lydia is close to death while Beetlejuice can only watch.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm
An afternoon on the farm, with some surprises and some discoveries.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Patient Care
An ailing Beetlejuice; a solicitous Lydia.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Bar B-Q reviews
A vacation at a 'dude ranch' by Melinda Reynolds. Melinda, if you're out there, get in touch, okay?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2023 - Complete
The Winter of Discontent
Beetlejuice will do anything for Lydia, especially when she's not well. Including research.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Everything on a Silver Platter
Even the things you get right the first time can be re-done. Maybe better.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Published: 6/15/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Lose a Wager, Lose a Heart
Lydia makes a bet that risks everything that's important to her.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Spare the Rod
A visit by a relative of Lydia's leads to some exciting times. And a certain change in the relationship.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Published: 6/2/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Game Night
The games people play. Maybe it's what you think. Maybe it's not.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Half-Baked
It takes a while for bread to be ready to bake. In fact, it takes a while for a lot of things. Wisdom is knowing when to wait.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Higgledy Piggledy Pop reviews
All it takes its some firmness and strict discipline.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D., Little Miss Warden
Hand in Hand
If there's something weird, and it don't look good – who ya gonna call? No, no, no! You call your best friend!
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Interrobang
An interrobang is a character formed by combining a question mark with an exclamation point. And it's a very descriptive word.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Published: 5/5/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Promenade Your Partner
Dance partners. And so much more.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Shell Game reviews
A fish story, with a mushy overlay.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
True Chemistry reviews
Persiflage and badinage. And bread.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Peacock
Peacock; noun, verb, and idiom. Just a vignette.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Content
One of the "in-between" moments.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Receipt for Disaster reviews
When you're all alone and in trouble, who do you call? The one person you trust the most.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Points of the Compass reviews
Moral decisions, ethical choices, personal mores. Sometimes it's not all that easy.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Snacks, A Drabble reviews
One hundred words to celebrate the first one hundred stories.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2023 - Complete
The Best Medicine
When Lydia is sick, who takes care of her? And the best medicine is not laughter, despite what everyone says.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Final Flight
We know what will happen whenever Beetlejuice and Grandma Deetz get together. Or do we?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Published: 3/20/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Profitable Venture reviews
What's more important than money? I think we know the answer to that.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2023 - Beetlejuice, Little Miss Warden - Complete
Setting the Stage
Lydia realizes what's happening; Beetlejuice doesn't.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Riding the Nightmare
What do you call it when a ghost has bad dreams? Torture.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Keys that Unlock a Heart
Sharing with others is a good thing. Even when it's unintentional.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Published: 3/4/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Keeping Pace
The passage of time takes its toll on Lydia. What can Beetlejuice do to help?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Brillance d'Étoile
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose pig is scorned.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Walk in the Park
Some people get a second chance. But some people only get the one. (The events of a previous story, "Slay Ride", are mentioned here.)
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Green-Eyed Monster
A slow meander down Memory Lane, including a conversation about love and quite a bit of sappiness and mush. (The 'love letter' referred to here is found in "Convincing".)
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Published: 2/5/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Huapango Tango reviews
Everyone evolves, or should. Everyone changes – but should they? (Their dance is a combination of huapango and tango set to Moncayo's version of a Huapango – if you're interested, there are videos to be found on YouTube.)
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Above the Blue and Windy Sea
They deserve a holiday and I wanted them to visit a place I knew and loved.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Comrades in Arms
Sometimes the heart knows what it needs while the mind is still grappling with comprehension.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Published: 1/16/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Prohibition
Charles and Beetlejuice have a discussion about forbidden things.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2023 - Beetlejuice, Charles D. - Complete
Word Magic
A conversation, involving . . . can you guess?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Published: 1/1/2023 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Bondage
Beetlejuice is satisfied being Lydia's slave. But now she wants to try something new. Warning: This one is a tad bawdy.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Slay Ride
Lydia gets mugged; Beetlejuice responds. Not your typical Christmas story but, perhaps, a story of redemption just the same.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Year in the Life
One year of stories, told month by month. Think of these twelve little stories as a sort of mini-Advent calendar; one will be posted every day for the next twelve days as a thank-you to everyone who has been kind enough to leave reviews or comments or just enjoyed my stories.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,785 - Updated: 12/15/2022 - Published: 12/5/2022
Hummingbird Drabble reviews
For InitialLuv, who inspired me to try a drabble again. Go read her stories - they're really good!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2022 - Complete
Gift of Grace reviews
Displaying the true spirit of Christmas. (Matt McCormick is L.M. Lewis' creation. Thanks, L.M. Now write something!)
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2022 - Complete
Dreams for Breakfast
Beetlejuice dispels Lydia's bad dream, but she fulfills a dream of his.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Thanks Given
Thanksgiving for the first time as a couple. With Lydia's relatives!
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Published: 11/20/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Bana-Bhuidseach of Dunplaistie
What happens when a ghost meets a witch?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Published: 11/17/2022 - Complete
Seen in a Different Light
Children can be unfair and judgmental, but where do they learn it?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Wedding Anniversary Blues
When you're out of ideas for that special someone, sometimes a new perspective helps.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Published: 11/8/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Breaking the Mold
I was approached by 'Mitchell Movie Productions' who had written a story called "Splitting Lyds", found on this site. She asked me to write a story with the same basic idea to see my "take" on it. I was reluctant, but here it is. (She wanted thousands; well, at least I got into the hundreds.)
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Out of His Gourd reviews
A Halloween treat - Beetlejuice thinking about Lydia.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2022 - Complete
Heart to Heart
Okay, what are they actually talking about?
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Published: 10/26/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
In Sickness and in Health reviews
Lydia gets appendicitis. Beetlejuice gets just a little upset.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Best Defense is a Good Offense
And when Beetlejuice defends someone, he can be mighty offensive.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Beetlejuice: The Next Generation reviews
Pain. Love. They can be so much alike it's hard to tell them apart.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/13/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Sacrifice
Doing what's right isn't always easy. But who should determine what is right?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Published: 10/10/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Seance on a Wednesday Afternoon reviews
An encore from possibly our all-time best writer, L.M. Lewis.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2022 - Complete
What's New, Pussycat? reviews
AIEU brings us another episode - and be sure to look for the sequel, "The Yin and Yang of Women".
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2022 - Complete
Something's Going On In This Town reviews
Once again, L.M. Lewis dazzles us with an episode from virtual season 4.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2022 - Complete
Whose Life Is It, Anyway reviews
Another episode, by AEIU, from virtual season 4.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2022 - Complete
Examination of Conscience reviews
Another episode from virtual season 4, written by Georgi.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2022 - Complete
Dead Man Switch reviews
Another of our virtual season 4 stories - this time by the incomparable L.M. Lewis!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,032 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2022 - Complete
Thin Blue Line reviews
Another virtual season 4 episode - this one by Mapu.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2022 - Complete
A Matter of Trust reviews
This is an episode of our virtual 4th season written by Samuela Bernetti.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2022 - Complete
Eye of the Beholder
The newlyweds are still discovering things about each other.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Published: 10/7/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Pearl Beyond Price
Even a conman like Beetlejuice can be inspired by Delia's artwork.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Published: 10/3/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Stronger Than Spider Silk
Lydia loses all her memories of Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice loses all hope.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Published: 9/28/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Uncle Scuzzo
Anyone can change; it just takes finding the right reason.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2022 - Complete
Hero Worship
Beetlejuice gets a chance to be a hero, but what exactly is a hero anyway?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Published: 9/21/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Playtime, or Theater Anticks
The play's the thing . . . Lydia designs, Beetlejuice detects, and then it's 'playtime'. (wink, wink)
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Published: 9/18/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Rational Equation
A stranger hands Lydia a baby, telling her the child is Beetlejuice's. How does she deal with that?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Home Team reviews
Taking the family to a ball game is a tradition. Sometimes traditions start really early.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2022 - Beetlejuice, Ginger, Lydia D. - Complete
The Past is a Foreign Country
Meeting Claire Brewster again leaves Beetlejuice depressed and unhappy.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Beetleball
When you put Beetlejuice in charge of a group of kids, anything can happen.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Fair Fate
Fun and fortunetelling at a fair, with an unexpected metaphor.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Published: 8/29/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
To Every Thing There is a Season
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted . . . a time to weep . . . a time to mourn . . .
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Published: 8/25/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Gift of Presence
The give-and-take of married life. But who gives and who takes? (Plus a talk about sex.)
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Published: 8/22/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Court Case
Beetlejuice decides to court Lydia . . . but who is actually courting whom? Does it matter?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Published: 8/18/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Dog Gone
When you need help, does it matter who gives it? When you can help, does it matter who needs it?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Published: 8/15/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D., Poopsie, Monster Across the Street - Complete
Extra Proof
Okay, you all asked for a drunk Beetlejuice. Oh, you didn't? Well, you should have!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Destiny
Another homework assignment and Beetlejuice realizes there's something he fervently wants to do. (A follow-up to "Fate".)
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2022 - Complete
Fate
So how did Lydia and Beetlejuice first meet?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Helping Hand
Charles is injured and there's no one to help him except Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2022 - Beetlejuice, Charles D., Lydia D. - Complete
Pas de Deux reviews
Beetlejuice and Lydia enter a dance contest. After all, life is a dance if you have the right partner.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Magnolia and the Moth reviews
Everyone knows what a shaggy dog story is, right? Well, this isn't one . . . exactly.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Taking the Plunge
Beetlejuice and Lydia try something new for their anniversary - something very new.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Slippery Slopes reviews
A ski trip turns into something else. Rum can do that to you.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Small Dog
Beetlejuice has hinted about his feelings to Lydia before, but this time . . . well, every dog has his day.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Snake in the Grass
Who knows what evil lurks in the garden? Beetlejuice does.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Driving License reviews
Lydia decides Beetlejuice needs to learn to drive.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Heart Beating
Grief, guilt, despair – a heart is capable of so much more.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Apprehension
Misunderstandings, uncertainties, apprehensions. (Definition of apprehension: 1. anxiety or fear 2. understanding)
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Tipping Point reviews
A very public display of affection and the first time the idea of them having sex is discussed.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Compensation
Beetlejuice has a bad dream. Lydia gets presents.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Beach Thoughts
Lydia looks at a sleeping Beetlejuice and comes to a decision about their relationship.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Bared Feelings reviews
"How naked go the sometimes nude!" - Robert Graves
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Blue Diamond reviews
Another father-son talk, about some really important things - including sexuality. (It's not necessary but might be helpful to read "Generation of Juice" first.)
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2022
Good Breeding
A serious talk in the middle of the night. And in the middle of other stuff.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Conviction
Just a short scene, with proof of affection on both sides.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Published: 5/19/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Birth of a Notion reviews
Lydia goes into labor; Beetlejuice goes into stress mode.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Working on the Bias reviews
Beetlejuice and Lydia encounter something horrible, and dangerous, in the Neitherworld.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Dishonor reviews
A short scene in the den. As opposed to the patio.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2022 - Complete
Convincing
Lydia finds the farewell letter Beetlejuice wrote to her.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Generation of Juice
Beetlejuice has an important talk with his son.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2022 - Complete
Life and Death reviews
One patient is alive, the other . . . is not. One survives; the other . . . does not.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/21/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Duet
Another bagatelle – just a look back at the original friendship.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Critters Sitter reviews
Lydia's under the weather and Beetlejuice has the kids to mind all day. What could go wrong?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2022 - Complete
Fealty
A discussion of self-sacrifice and devotion.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Dog's Chance
Just how far will Beetlejuice go for Lydia?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Bathing Beetle
Beetlejuice, a bathtub, water – what?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Fetchhaven
A ghost, trapped, alone and afraid. Who will come to the rescue?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Temptation reviews
A frank and embarrassing talk about sex.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Betrayal
Lydia betrayed Beetlejuice. How could he forgive her?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Crabes avec Jus reviews
An evening at home with the Juice family. With surprises. And Beetlejuice getting about as sappy as he ever will.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Photo Finish reviews
Lydia makes a bad decision. A really, really bad decision.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2022 - Published: 3/14/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Development reviews
Apologies are made and Beetlejuice receives unexpected news.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2022 - Lydia D. - Complete
Tempered Hearts
Tempers flare and hearts are hurt.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Primp and Precedence
Dedicated with the utmost respect, humble admiration, and grateful love to the inimitable Miss Austen.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Secret Heart reviews
Beetlejuice is hearing things. And nursing a very private grief.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Coléoptère à Paris reviews
"Beetlejuice turned her to him, cradled her face in his hands and said her name again. "Lydia." Then he pulled her close, his breathing now ragged, and wept softly against her cheek." "Beetle in Paris" depicts an achievement, a breakthrough, a milestone. A big one.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Hanky Panky
A discussion of love, when and how.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Acid Test
Beetlejuice finds Lydia's pregnancy test. How does he deal with that?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Published: 2/15/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Luck of the Neitherworld
Lydia and Beetlejuice are on their honeymoon. After that, as Beetlejuice's pal Willie the Shake might have put it, various alarums and excursions. Or: Married life – a bed of roses, complete with thorns. Dangerous thorns. Which is fit for a fairy tale.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,618 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2022 - Published: 2/9/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Jittersbugs reviews
There's a wedding, there's sex, there's deep psychological stuff . What more could you want? Oh, a happy ending? Well . . . okay. This is a long story so it has been divided into chapters. It attempts to explain certain things, but I freely admit it's somewhat self-indulgent. And now, I beg your indulgence for the work to which all the previous chronology has led.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2022 - Published: 1/29/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Valentine
Valentine's Day is for lovers, so Lydia seduces Beetlejuice. But his reaction is not what she expected.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Occasion
Lydia's eighteenth birthday. Certain special gifts are involved which are much more important than Pranksgiving.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Cahoots
Lydia and Beetlejuice sleep together. The Deetzes discover them. Charles is shocked, upset, and angry. Delia is . . . Delia.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2022 - Beetlejuice, Charles D., Delia D., Lydia D. - Complete
The Princess and the Beetle
Well, what do you do when your children won't sleep?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2022 - Complete
Contract
"But I heard you. You were clearly talking about . . . about having sex with her! Who was she!" Lydia demanded, almost blind with anguish and rage.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2022 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Race Car of Doom
Two TV characters from the last century meet and discuss . . . fanfic?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Published: 1/4/2022 - Complete
He Ain't Deep But He Sure Drives Fast reviews
Two TV characters from the last century meet and discuss . . . fanfic?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2022 - Complete
Observation
In every relationship, there are very important "first times". This is a "first time" for Beetlejuice and Lydia.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2021 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Christmas Spirit
At some point, most people realize the true meaning of Christmas. The means by which they arrive at this understanding differ considerably. As, indeed, do most people.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Published: 12/15/2021 - Beetlejuice - Complete
Christmas Confection reviews
There are always miracles to be celebrated.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2021 - Complete
Candlelit reviews
What do you get the guy who can have anything he wants by snapping his fingers?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2021 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Winter Garden reviews
The innate desire to create, the need to relive precious memories, the determination to defeat the forces of chaos! Sometimes, you fail. But just once in a while, you don't.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2021 - Complete
Peanutjuice reviews
Don't we all like to share favorite things with those we care about?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2021 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Christmas Traditions reviews
As is traditional, here is a Christmas story. The opinions expressed herein are solely those of Hardcastle and McCormick and if you disagree with them . . . sorry about that!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/12/2020 - Complete
Angel in the Centerfold reviews
A few years ago, we did a Virtual Season 4 for Hardcastle and McCormick, and some of our best writers contributed. A few were never posted here, and I'm proud to present one from our fandom's best writer - L.M. Lewis. An internet search should turn up our 4th season if you haven't read those "episodes" yet. Enjoy!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2020 - Complete
A Rose by Any Other Name reviews
What's in a name? With a new grandchild in the house, some things will change. And some will stay the same.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2020 - Complete
Swansong reviews
A chat on the beach this time. About . . . birds?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2020 - Complete
Accommodations reviews
The judge and McCormick discuss an accommodation, by either definition, in the den on Christmas Eve.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2017
Victims of Happenstance reviews
Another vignette on the patio, I'm afraid. Out of the 142 stories I've written in this fandom, I swear at least a dozen are vignettes on the patio!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2/19/2017
The Nightmare reviews
A scene set after "Hate the Picture, Love the Frame". This is not written by me, Owlcroft, but by a new writer. I will be forwarding her your reviews/comments.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2017 - Complete
McCormick and Hardcastle reviews
As most of you know, I've been kicking this idea around for many months, but it has suddenly seemed imperative to post it somewhere in public view. It's just a draft; sorry about that. Maybe someday I'll flesh it out into a whole story, but I'm not making any promises!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2016
Event Horizon reviews
Sherlock Holmes's love for John Watson has never been in doubt, but his understanding of what friendship means to John is less certain. When Sherlock tries to protect John and in the process abandons everything John loves about him, it nearly destroys their relationship-but it also gives John the chance to show Sherlock just how this friendship thing is done.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,962 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Complete
All I Want for Christmas reviews
This is, I believe, my 11th Christmas story. Most of them have been written as gifts to our fandom and this is no exception. Your friendship and dedication are much appreciated - thank you!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Complete
Medium Dark reviews
Sherlock Holmes doesn't hold with the supernatural, so why does he take a case brought to him by a client who does? As usual, he sees past the smoke and mirrors to detect deceit, murder, and the twisted motive behind both-but the one thing he doesn't expect is the threat to John's life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,087 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Complete
Pro Bono reviews
Some might see them as vigilantes, others as heroes. But what Hardcastle and McCormick have always done has been pro bono publico - for the good of the public. Here, we proudly present our wrap-up of a story that began at the end of Virtual Season Four.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 6/14/2015
Cui Bono reviews
Hardcastle and McCormick try to settle back into their routine following the events detailed in "Dead Week", but there's still a murderer on the loose and Mark's still under suspicion of murder. Who stands to benefit from the crimes, or "Cui bono?"
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2015
Dead Week, Part Two reviews
The final instalment of Hardcastle and McCormick Virtual Season Four. Thank you all for reading and if you search for Hardcastle McCormick Virtual Season, you'll find the entire batch of episodes by our fine writers. Enjoy!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2015
Dead Week, Part One reviews
The first "episode" of the exciting two-part conclusion to Hardcastle and McCormick Virtual Season Four.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2015
Murder at the Ballpark reviews
It's up to Hardcastle and McCormick to solve a murder at a baseball stadium. McCormick goes undercover while the judge keeps an eye out for nasty curves. Will they swing and miss? Or knock it out of the park?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/1/2015
Greetings of the Season reviews
Another chat in the den at Christmas, this time about something that we all appreciate.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014
Bloomin' Idiots reviews
Sherlock visits Mycroft in hospital and a discussion of language ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Complete
Eddie Ricoletti and His Abominable Life reviews
John Watson is the man who cares. Sherlock Holmes is the man who doesn't. But he does make one exception. (This story is set in autumn of 2020 and is rated T for mature themes and language.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,543 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete
The Devil's Heart reviews
A man like Sherlock Holmes is considered a hero by some and a right bastard by others. But he also proves the adage that one can tell at least as much about a man from his detractors as one can from his friends. Here, Sherlock solves two crimes and one mystery, and inadvertently reveals a little about his enemies, a little about his friends, and quite a bit about himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,073 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/18/2014
The Colour of Wine reviews
Sherlock and John are both on record as believing the other to be "the best and wisest man" he has ever known. In this story John demonstrates his wisdom by asking something very particular of Sherlock, and Sherlock demonstrates a bit of his own with his answer. Oh, and he solves a murder, too. Set between A Scandal in Belgravia and The Hound of Baskerville.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
The Trained Politician, The Cormorant, and The Lighthouse reviews
On holiday in Northumberland, John and Sherlock discover there are more things going on than are listed in the tourist's guide. What exactly is the dog doing in the night-time? How is the cormorant important? And how difficult is it to avoid drowning in a tidal current?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Complete
The Ice Breaker reviews
Mycroft Holmes is scrupulous about paying his debts. But how can he thank John Watson without veering into dreaded sentiment? A companion story to "The Highgrove Ritual".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,084 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Complete
The Highgrove Ritual reviews
In solving a mystery in the country, Sherlock and John uncover more secrets than they expect, nearly at the cost of their own lives. Druids, a cipher, and archaic treasures add up to madness and death. "How much will you give? It demands a great toll" What will John and Sherlock have to pay to discover the truth of the Highgrove Ritual?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,280 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Complete
Deduction reviews
Sherlock is recovering in hospital when he receives a surprise midnight visitor.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Complete
It's Beginning to Smell a Lot Like Christmas reviews
Just a piece of fluff for the holidays. Merry Christmas, everybody!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Complete
The Blue Carboy reviews
It's nearing Christmas and John has a surprise visitor, one that leads to heartache and loss. Sherlock does what he does best. Set approximately ten months after Mary Morstan Watson's death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Complete
Metacarpal Tunnel Syndrome reviews
'I know you for real,' John told Sherlock once. In this story, set between the first and second seasons, John comes by some of that hard-won knowledge. With a monster storm taking aim at England and a murderer on the loose, John and Sherlock pursue the killer into the sewers of London. What they find there is more terrifying than any human threat and could cost them their lives.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Complete
The First Time reviews
It's the very first time and Sherlock is understandably off-balance. Can John ease him through the experience?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
A DAY OF RECKONING reviews
Putting paid to a pest.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete
A Man of Few Words reviews
The judge and Mark have a little talk in the den. Well, one of them does anyway.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
Let It Snow reviews
The guys are dreaming of a white Christmas, but might want to think again.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
Too Many Crooks reviews
On the menu tonight is an attempted murder at a snooty restaurant. The judge goes out for dinner and Mark finds out what a quenelle is. An episode for virtual season four.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Complete
Ladies and Gentlemen reviews
The judge's aunts pay a return visit and, naturally, a murder ensues. Episode number 9 of virtual season four.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Complete
For Behold I Bring You reviews
A little Christmas treat. Or two.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
And They All Lived Happily Ever After! reviews
Well, the title pretty well sums it up, don't you think?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
MAUSE reviews
The guys get a visit from some very special people. I always say if you can't poke fun at yourself, who can you poke fun at?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Fourth Season Is Here!
Tonight is the pre-season special that opens the long-awaited fourth season of "Hardcastle and McCormick". Join in the fun and excitement as, twenty-five years later, we get new episodes of our favorite show. And it's about time, too!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Season Four Soon! reviews
Check out the info in this one and please email me if you have any questions at all.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Complete
Fourth Season reviews
Just an update and explanation.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Complete
Metaphor reviews
If a guy has a Zen moment in a den watching a ballgame, does anyone hear him?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
Poker Prep reviews
A drabble about poker necessities
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
Trapped reviews
A contribution to the latest story challenge, using a specific starting sentence/paragraph.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Inner Man reviews
The day after the Halloween party in "Never My Love". Who knows what evil lurks in the azaleas?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Day of Wine and Roses reviews
A little follow-on for "D-Day" involving a couple of gifts and a brief chat in the truck.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Epilogophila: Undercover McCormick reviews
Once the guys get home from the press conference, what happens between them?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
Epilogophila: You Would Cry, Too reviews
Guilt, loneliness, hunger? Or just that odd sensation that something important is missing?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
Poker Evening reviews
A missing scene from "Ties My Father Sold Me". How does Hardcastle explain the jaunt to Atlantic City to his friends?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
Scout's Honor reviews
A twenty-dollar bet with an unusual pay-off.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Hearts and Flours reviews
It's almost Valentine's Day and the guys are thinking about their special ladies.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
The Fubret Affair reviews
Finding himself locked in yet another embrace with Napoleon, Illya comes to a sudden realization. Warning: Explicit un-slash!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Auld Lang Syne reviews
A short conversation on the way home from Clarence. How does the judge cope with his childhood friends' betrayal?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
The Dream of a Lifetime reviews
An explanation of why Hardcastle turned down the chance to be a Supreme Court Justice.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Mr Hardcastle Goes to Washington Drabble, Part II reviews
Remember the first drabble about that episode? Well, here's another one.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
You Can Drive My Car reviews
How is it that McCormick gets to pilot the 'Vette that one time?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
Happy New Year reviews
There's a first time for everything.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
A Matter of a Trust reviews
When the talk gets tough, the tough start decorating.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Give the Devil His Due reviews
Hardcastle and McCormick face the ultimate foe! Who will triumph?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Georgia Street Motors Drabble reviews
A missing scene involving blood and burgers.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Celebration reviews
It's all about giving and receiving thanks.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Flight reviews
Whatever did happen to Sarah anyway? A follow-on to "Whistler's Pride".
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
Mr Hardcastle Goes to Washington Drabble reviews
McCormick gets to D.C. just in time to get the judge out of trouble, then they head back to the hotel.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Homeward Bound reviews
A missing scene from "Flyin' Down to Rio", concerning that envelope with the plane ticket.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Night Raid reviews
Invasion at Gull's Way
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
You and the Horse You Rode In On Drabble reviews
Remember how McCormick soaks the judge with a hose to end the episode? Just what takes place next?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night Drabble reviews
In "Do Not Go Gentle", Hardcastle thinks he's dying and the twosome deal with the situation. Then, suddenly, he isn't and they deal with that. Here's a look at what might have followed that last screenshot of the judge as he winds up to rant.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
She Coulda Been a Welder Drabble reviews
You know who gets the last laugh, right? But there's a little elbow nudge along with the laugh.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Mirage a Trois Drabble reviews
We're left with Biff threatening McCormick and that snappy tune playing over an on-screen forecast. What happened after the fade-out?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Strangle Hold Drabble reviews
An answer to the epilogue drabble challenge.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Sunshine reviews
A small difference of opinion on what constitutes comfort.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
The Slugger reviews
A little talk about McCormick's experiences in prison.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Equilibrium reviews
Another version of McCormick's hospital stay after "If You Could See What I See".
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Pulling No Punches reviews
Boys will be boys, but when fists are thrown, someone can get hurt.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Hometown Loyalty reviews
A short chat in the den about the important things in life.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Hardcastle's Red Glare reviews
It's the Fourth of July; where are the fireworks?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Off the Record reviews
Wrapping up some loose ends after "Goin' Nowhere Fast".
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Suspect Motives reviews
A mere bagatelle, to contribute to the "Man in a Glass House" episode challenge.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009
A Faint Sound of Thunder reviews
A brief answer to the "Rolling Thunder" missing scene challenge.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Permission to Come Aboard? reviews
A three-way cross-over between our guys, Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey and Maturin, and a special guest star. Hardcastle and McCormick go on a voyage, but Mark makes the trip by rail.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Invalid Response reviews
An answer to the story challenge involving McCormick's first day home from the hospital following the events in "If You Could See What I See".
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Revenge reviews
Martin Cody breaks out of prison and comes after the guys who sent him up.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Universal Appeal reviews
Coincidence is an amazing thing. But anything's possible, especially in Southern California.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Trust reviews
The judge has to deal with his feelings of guilt after finding McCormick on The Hillside of Death. A companion piece to "Belief".
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Belief reviews
Why did McCormick go to the party that night? A very belated response to the "If You Could See What I See" missing scene challenge.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009
Does Truth Change? reviews
What is the truth about who's to blame for that prison sentence?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Sometimes It's Better to Leave the Volume Down reviews
A scene right after Christmas about that wreath and card delivered to the judge's cell.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Epilogophila: Whistler's Pride reviews
So how and when did the judge learn to ride a horse, anyway?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Epilogophila: Third Down and Twenty Years to Life reviews
The football game leads to another argument about justice, which has a surprising resolution.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Epilogophila: The Prince of Fat City reviews
A little talk about the help some young men need and where they find it.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Killer B's reviews
A scene in the kitchen involving childhood memories.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Twinkle reviews
On Boxing Day, it’s traditional to say thanks to those who’ve helped during the year, and to celebrate with friends. This story thanks and celebrates.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Soul Food reviews
It's another round of that same old Christmas cheer.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Christmas Boy reviews
Sort of a companion piece to "The Christmas Angel". It's another shameless theft from a better writer than I'll ever be!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Talking Points reviews
Can you have too many versions of a missing scene from "Ties"? Well, maybe, but here's mine anyway.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
A Little Talk reviews
What does happen after Mark rides off in the trunk of the cab?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
New Beginnings reviews
What do the guys do once McCormick's passed the bar? Well, here's my theory. In a way, it's a prequel to my very first story, "Indifference".
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Facing the Music reviews
McCormick gets his revenge when the judge reneges on an agreement. Oh, the horror, the horror!
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
A Still, Small Voice reviews
A different view of the "You Don't Hear the One that Gets You" aftermath. McCormick has more to deal with than a gunshot wound.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008
The Art of Compromise reviews
When it comes down to selecting a Thanksgiving menu, it's always best to leave out those little white things.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Blackthorne Samhain reviews
It's Halloween in Scotland, but the judge and Mark must deal with the mysterious figure in black and an increasingly irritated ghost.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
The Camping Trip from Heck reviews
Yes, it's another vacation gone awry and McCormick ends up in the hospital yet again.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Halloween reviews
A small costume competition between maritime men. A Halloween story in answer to the challenge.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: In the Eye of the Beholder reviews
So, what was real? Do you believe in magic?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Round Up the Old Gang reviews
You don't sell memories; you share them with your friends.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Brother, Can You Spare a Crime? reviews
A few petunias, a quick side-step, a seed of suspicion is planted.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Ring of Trust reviews
It's a two-way street, after all.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Return to Blackthorne reviews
McCormick makes a speech, the judge wears a kilt, a ghostly presence is felt. What more could anyone ask? Note: This is a sequel to "Lord Mark".
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
The Purpose of Fire reviews
In which is drawn a connection between a pine cone and a chili cook-off. McCormick gets sick, the judge breaks a sweat, and there's a recipe included.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Brownie Points reviews
An accident under the net leads to better communication, with the help of a special recipe.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
It's Patent reviews
A short discussion of the obligations of friendship.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Conventional Warfare reviews
Just who does deserve the award in the "lifetime achievement" category?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Mirage a Trois reviews
Remember when the sheik discerned that the judge thinks of McCormick as a son? Well, here's a follow-up to that thought.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Something's Going on on This Train reviews
Hardcastle's home from the train trip; where's McCormick?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: The Yankee Clipper reviews
After Bauer drops off the Coyote, how does McCormick feel about his erstwhile friend?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Faster Heart reviews
After the race is won, after the noise and smoke have died away, after the ball is over . . .
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Ep: She Ain't Deep, But She Sure Runs Fast reviews
Back at the estate, Hardcastle wrestles with loss and grief.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Tumble Dry reviews
Need some fluff? Look no further.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Lord Mark reviews
A manor in Scotland, a ghostly presence, a kilt.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Angie's Choice reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Angie's kids? Well, here you go.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: The Game You Learn from Your Father reviews
A little backyard baseball with the judge, Mark, and Frank.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Surprise on Seagull Beach reviews
At what point did the judge finally understand the cattle prod reference, and what was his reaction?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: The Long Ago Girl reviews
After seeing Jane Bigelow off at the train station, there's the drive home. And what after that?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Ep: It Coulda Been Worse, She Coulda Been A Welder reviews
How would the judge handle a serious relationship between Mark and Warren?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Whatever Happened to Guts? reviews
The judge and McCormick have a short conversation about father figures.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Epilogophilia: DDay reviews
What happens once the dreaded D-Day has departed?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Libra Meets Leo reviews
How much is excusable in the name of 'survival?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Sideways reviews
A brief look at "Love and Freindship"
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Guilt Trip reviews
An insurance scam is foiled by the judge and Mark, but each must deal with injuries suffered in a car crash and the emotions provoked by Mark's peculiar outlook on life.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Hark, The Herald Angels Sing reviews
Sometimes it's just impossible to suppress a joyful noise.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Really Neat Cars reviews
Even looking for a wedding present can present a challenge.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Epilogophilia: Once Again with Vigorish reviews
With the bad guys under lock and key, the guys head home, only to meet a startling new concept in their relationship.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
The Perfect Combination reviews
It's lunchtime at the station and Frank's hungry.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Fame is a FourLetter Word reviews
Mark attracts a fan club and decides to get back into racing. The judge threatens the fan club with a shotgun.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Suspicion reviews
A peeping tom disturbs the neighborhood, but Aggie Wainwright helps the guys nail him.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
A Weekend in the Country reviews
A relaxing stroll in the country, a nice sunset, a little chat. Oh, and a bad guy rounded up.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Make Way for McCormick reviews
Mark has something new to brood over and the judge reminisces.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
The Homecoming, PostEpilogue reviews
St. Patrick's Day in Malibu, shortly after the guys return from Clarence.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Related By Blood reviews
There are some relationships that just defy logic and rationality.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen reviews
In the true spirit of Christmas, McCormick tries to express his feelings for the judge.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Ornament reviews
Christmas Eve at Gull's Way.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Take a Flyin' Leap reviews
McCormick comes to a conclusion and a decision. Hardcastle is amused.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Lunchdate at the OK Corral reviews
McCormick arranges a date with a special person for the judge's birthday.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
The Twig reviews
A mother's influence on a son is everlasting.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Aggie's Visit reviews
The Lakers are in the playoffs and Mark's in trouble.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Snapshot reviews
The trip to Ireland. Those Irish eyes were doing plenty of smiling, too.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Sundazzle reviews
Sun, fun, and guns. Another trip to San Rio Blanco.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Scam I Am reviews
Teddy and the aunts. Teddy and Arthur Farnell. Can life hold any more?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Eavesdropper reviews
The judge overhears Doctor Friedman say McCormick is going to die. The doctor then gives him a prescription to ease him through the aftermath.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Camp Seagull reviews
Frank camps out for the weekend at Gull's Way and makes a surprising medical discovery.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
A Couple of Cupcakes reviews
The aunts, Doctor Brent, and mulberry tea: a recipe for murder?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
Happy Birthday, Kid reviews
Sonny and Mark share the past and a present.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Card Game reviews
Pick a card, any card. Put it back. Watch while I shuffle. Now, is this your card?
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006
Buy Me Some Peanuts reviews
Take me out to the ballgame. Take me out with the crowd.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
Winds of Mortality reviews
Sonny gets another chance, for pity's sake.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Case of Necessity reviews
A new case for Judge Hardcastle and Mark picks the right moment.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
He's Pretty Heavy, He's My Brother reviews
The judge and Mark help out a guy named Gerald. This involves a cheap wedding ring, a stuffed lizard, and more food than even Mark can eat.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005
Portrait of Justice in Black and White reviews
The scales of justice or a board on a rock: what matters is keeping your balance.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
Bittersweet reviews
Revenge is like balsamic vinegar.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2005
Unsuitable Behavior reviews
Mark and the Judge get a last glimpse of the Little Dipper.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005
The Destruction of Hope reviews
The judge investigates a case of fraud while Mark eats pizza.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2005
A Rainy Day reviews
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2005
Indifference reviews
Mark invites the judge to go birdwatching.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2005
Gault's Guilt reviews
Judge Gault gets his comeuppance, in a fashion.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2005
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