Author has written 10 stories for Inuyasha, and Yu Yu Hakusho.
Just call me Shade, k? Everyone else does.
"Life gets better as you get older...unless you are a banana." Cecile Jackson
"A word to the wise ain't nessecary; it's the stupid ones that need advice." Bill Cosby
"He who laughs last didn't get it." Helen Giangregorio
"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates." Dave Barry
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." Erma Louise Bombeck
"I am two with nature." Woody Allen
"Have you ever noticed? Anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." George Carlin
"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest." Rowan Atkinson
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definately isn't for you."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence on society." Mark Twain
"Stupidity isn't a crime... so you're free to go."
Roses are red,
"I hear voices and they don't like you."
"An oxymoron? Military intellegence."
"A burp is something that your butt rejected."
“It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then hey, free eyeball!”
"Never argue with a cat, especially when it comes to food. They're smarter, quicker, and have a lot more weaponry."
"You know, I've figured something out. I have a life, I just can't find it."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded- dead."
"Everyday I think the human race can't get any stupider. And everyday I'm proven horribly wrong."
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill. Courage to kill the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have pissed me off today
It takes 42 muscles to frown, and only four to flip them the bird and tell them to fuck off.
“Behind every bird you flip, is a pile of shit.”
There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back
See the happy fool--he doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a happy fool. By God--maybe I am!
Silence is golden, but duct-tape is silver.