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Joined 04-11-05, id: 792715, Profile Updated: 01-29-13
Author has written 14 stories for Prince of Tennis, Gundam Seed, Naruto, Bleach, D.Gray-Man, and Harry Potter.

Somethin' Bout Me

I don't publish with great frequency. The stories here certainly aren't meant to be of professional caliber - this is just a sandbox where I can play around and test things out.

I do love hearing what other people think of my work, though, now more than ever. If you're so inclined, please feel free to review my stories or just drop me a line with your impressions. I'm always looking for ways to improve my craft, so criticism is perfectly welcome. The more feedback I get, the easier it is for me to improve. And in the long run, that's integral to making all my own dreams come true.

Flaming is fine, too, for that matter. But be warned that I might find it necessary to respond in kind.

Completed Stories:

Love and Soba (D. Gray-man) - CRACK Word gets out that Kanda Yuu is still a virgin, and suddenly every member of the Black Order seems determined to show Kanda what he's missing. This story evolved from a night spent with a friend looking up bad pickup lines. Be warned, there are enough bad puns and innuendos here to drown an ox.

The Wager (D. Gray-man) - CRACK More Kanda antics. Cross Marian believes that Kanda has a secret, a secret that Cross is determined to reveal. He makes a wager with Klaud Nine, and he'll stop at nothing to make sure he wins. Running jokes and very bad thoughts abound.

Current Projects:

Dark Horse (Prince of Tennis) - SPORTS In this unreasonably long Tennis no Ohjisama fanfic (I'm planning it at 26 episodes), I follow a team of original characters through the national junior high tennis tournament. They come from Hida Junior High, (pretty close to where I lived in Japan for three years, actually) and the players are actually based on students I know. As you learn in the first episode, they have won the Tokai regional championship and are now hoping to make it all the way to the top and become national champions. You can expect them to meet some of Prince of Tennis's more famous schools along their journey toward that lofty goal. I won't tell you whether they'll win or lose, or how far they'll get, but I will say that I'm excited by the prospect of getting to write tennis matches against some of the best players in the series. And I've been doing my own tennis homework to develop some skills that will let my players actually stand a chance against the killer shots of Takeshi Konomi's aces. I hope you all take a chance to look over this fanfic. (NB: This fanfic is based on the Prince of Tennis manga, and was begun before the national tournament arc in said manga, so I've filled out the brackets personally. They have no relation to the brackets actually appearing in the manga, nor those in the anime. So, technically, with the advancement of the manga, this has become an AU fic.) TEMPORARILY ON HOLD, BUT WILL BE RESUMED

Pull Down the World (Bleach, Gin x Rangiku) - ANGST My editor (who rocks igneously) sometimes bemoans the lack of interesting het fanfics. We've discussed the topic at some length - just why shounen-ai fanfics are so popular and often so much more interesting. Anyway, I agreed to write one for her, a het. More might come later, but on different pairings and different series. I'm by no means a shipper, for anyone. As for the project itself, I don't want to spill too much right away. "Pull Down the World" looks at Gin and Rangiku in a new light, and examines the reasons underlying all Gin's actions. What made him change from the boy that saved Rangiku from starvation? Why did he thrown in with Aizen Sosuke? What purpose does all this serve to him. Spoilers all the way through the present JUMP releases in Japan. I'll give a numerical flag when my story has a fixed point of divergence into AU. It has yet to happen. Kubo Tite and I seem to have very similar ideas about Gin.

The Assignment (D. Gray-man, Lo x Allen) - ROMANCE On August 8th, 2008, I decided that Asia needed some love. (Those of you more familiar with Asian cultures may recognize the reason for that choice of date) Actually, all I wanted to do back then was kick out some decent fanfic poetry - I'd been reading poem fics and getting more than a little frustrated with authors who showed no understanding of rhythm and meter. Somehow, my poem fic has yet to include any poetry and has developed a life of its own. Now this little fic has turned into one of my more popular offerings and one of my most likely updates (because I can crank out a full chapter in a couple hours when I get stalled on my novel). The plot involves three exorcists on assignment at the Asia Branch: Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee, and Chaoji Han. Since Lenalee is finally away from Komui's watchful gaze, Bak Chang wants to make his move. But in order for that to happen, first he needs to make sure Allen Walker stays out of the picture. Enter Lou Fa, unwitting seductress.

Leviathan (Bleach, Ishida x Shirosaki) - HORROR This one is just strange. Don't ask questions. For some reason I decided that I wanted to drive Uryuu insane, H.P. Lovecraft style. I also decided to engage in another stylistic exercise and write this as a first-person narrative, framed as Uryuu's diary. (He's a girl; you know he keeps a diary) Unfortunately, life situations conspired to delay this story soon after it started. It hasn't gotten very far yet. If and when the story continues, the only thing I can say for certain is that it will be very, very weird. And it may not interest anyone but me. ON INDEFINITE HOLD

Oneshot Collections:

Konoha One Shot Theater (Naruto) - HUMOR Short pieces (1000 words) about the secret lives of ninja.

Dramatis Personae (Bleach) - ANGST A direct slap in the face to fanfiction-dot-net. The terms of use say not to publish anything in script format. Well, sometimes script format gives you the ability to tell stories in ways that you normally wouldn't be able to.

The Further Adventures of Kisuke Urahara: Peerless Scientest, Unrivaled Inventor, Rock Star, Pirate King, Genius Shinigami and Captain Extraordinare (Bleach) - CRACK Kisuke has always been one of my favorite characters, and I think his eccentricity is completely undersold in the Bleach manga and anime. He's just weird, and I wanted to give him the chance to show that off. Yes, there's some semblance of continuity to these chapters, but nothing approaching a coherent storyline. This is perhaps the purest exponent of my particularly twisted brand of humor. If you liked the Ben Bernanke Video, you'll probably like TFAoKU:PSUIRSPKGS&CE.

Like Tears in Rain (D. Gray-man) - I find this collection hard to classify. My other collections seem to have themes to them. I guess this is a collection about relationships, not always romantic, between characters. This is perhaps the only fanfiction I've written that I'll actively ask you to read. I consider the writing in this collection to be some of the best I've ever produced, especially Story #7, "Black". But I think it's all good, and it's all worth reading. If you're at all interested in DGM fanfiction, please, read the stories in this collection.


CAVEAT LECTOR: I don't write oneshots often, and when I do it's usually because I need to vent some of my darker emotions. The four oneshots included below are all disturbing in their own ways. One is about rape. One wishes it was about rape. One shows the sadistic dangers of AU. And one is just downright mean.

Tears Won't Fall (Gundam Seed) - From the comments: "I DESPISE Flay. I do. But you actually made me feel sorry for her."

A Spring Morning (Gundam Seed Destiny) - Athrun hates Shinn.

Brothers (Bleach) - Ichimaru Gin never had a little brother.

What it Takes to Survive (Harry Potter) - We are all the product of our choices, however terrible those choices may be.

Anyway, if you like my work, please let me know. If you DON'T like my work, please let me know (and, if possible, tell me what you think I can do better). Any and all comments are appreciated. I'm here because I love these series, but moreover I'm here for the practice. And I'd appreciate any help you people are willing to give me in my quest to become a better writer.

(Oh, and P.S. Lots of thanks to my editor! She fixes all the mistakes I miss when I edit my own stories, and she makes me delete the really stupid things I find myself writing occasionally. o_0)

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In the Midst of Shadows by rumbling.sky reviews
Lenalee watches the final battle between Allen and the Millennium Earl. Her emotions mingle with the shadows that will decide the fate of humanity.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Lenalee Lee, Allen Walker - Complete
In the Middle of the Night by RonLover28 reviews
Rated M for mature. From Hermione's point of view. Dated in the future after the war and the kids graduate from Hogwarts. Please Read and REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Cue The Heroic Rescue by incandescens reviews
A "rescue Orihime" piece which is probably not what will happen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Frozen Sky by Jedi Boadicea reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro is called a genius, the youngest Captain in Soul Society. What path did he walk to claim that title? See author page for spoiler warnings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,470 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Facets by Jedi Boadicea reviews
A collection of short pieces, in a companion story to Frozen Sky. What are the thoughts of those watching Hitsugaya as he makes his rise to Captain? See author page for spoiler warnings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - J. Ukitake, R. Unohana
LOOK AT ME! by crinklescofftrip reviews
KisaIta, Multichapter sequal to EBGW. Itachi and Kisame receive a retrieval mission in the Wave Country, but Kisame seems to be hesitating about going through with it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Undiagnosed by nescione reviews
Tsunade and Orochimaru, and the ideology of a cancer cell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Addiction by Bob the Magical Tortoise reviews
The Dinosaur is addicted to blowing bubbles. This is not what you would expect...Warning: Not suitable for younger readers. Rated T for possibly frightening sequences and a parody of drug abuse. Yes. I'm being sarcastic.
Bubble Bobble - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Crushed First by peroxidepest17 reviews
CRACK fic: Jiraiya hates that creepy bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2005
The Super Fantastic Eiji! Show! by Torp reviews
What would happen if our favorite acrobatic tennis player was a super hero? On this episode, a normal day in the land of Fuji!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 11/27/2004
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The Assignment reviews
The Asia Branch plays host to three exorcists on assignment to retrieve an innocence fragment: Chaoji Han, Allen Walker, and Lenalee Lee. Bak sees an opportunity, but before he can make his move, he needs SOMEONE to take Allen out of the equation.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Lou Fa, Allen Walker
Pull Down the World reviews
He was Aizen's most trusted lieutenant. His betrayal brought Soul Society to its knees. What path took him from the slums of Rukongai to the peak of Seireitei? [GinRan] Spoilers up to current JUMP releases.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,436 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 3/17/2006 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
The Further Adventures of Kisuke Urahara: reviews
Peerless Scientest, Unrivaled Inventor, Rock Star, Pirate King, Genius Shinigami and Captain Extraordinare. Rated T for language and suggestive themes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 4/7/2006 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S.
Leviathan reviews
The Diary of Uryuu Ishida records many things: hopes and fears, secrets and lies. When a schoolmate begins to act stranger and stranger, with devastating consequences, the diary also becomes the only record of Uryuu's inevitable descent into madness.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Love and Soba reviews
When word gets out that Yuu Kanda is still a virgin, the members of the Black Order decide to take matters into their own hands. Everyone/Kanda, desperately crackish.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Wager reviews
Cross Marian thinks one of the exorcists in the Black Order, Yuu Kanda, is hiding a secret. After making a wager with Klaud, he'll stop at nothing to find out whether or not he's right. Rated M - Mostly for whenever anyone thinks about Lenalee.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Cross Marian, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Like Tears in Rain reviews
Some moments define who we are. Some moments set the course for our entire future. Some moments mean more than an entire lifetime before them. But in time, all those moments will be lost, like tears in rain. /Oneshot Collection\
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
What it Takes to Survive reviews
AU Oneshot. Voldemort's greatest mistake had been to kill those whom Harry had loved. In the aftermath of Dumbledore's death and Voldemort's defeat, a very different Harry Potter repays his old debts to Professor Severus Snape. Harry/Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brothers reviews
Ichimaru Gin never had a little brother.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
∏ Konoha One Shot Theater ∏ reviews
Ever wonder about Shino's secret vices? Orochimaru's OTHER nefarious schemes? What a perfectly normal kid like Neji does on a Friday night? Now you can have ALL the answers, on stage tonight at Konoha's very own One Shot Theater!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,119 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006
Tears Won't Fall reviews
On the surface, Flay Allster is a member of ZAFT and personal assistant to Rau Le Creuset. Beneath, she is a slave with no hope for freedom, no hope of salvation. Her world is four walls, a bed, and a man she hates with every fiber of her being. NCS.
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Flay A., Rau L. C. - Complete
Dramatis Personae reviews
A stylistic look into the lives of the characters of Bleach. Character studies done in simple interactions. [SPOILERS]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/9/2006
Dark Horse reviews
Watch the national tournament from the other side of the court! Dark Horse chronicles the championship from a new perspective. Be careful, this story has new characters and real tennis. Now with Chapter 7: Hirohito and Tetsuya take the court.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2005
A Spring Morning reviews
Shinn, Athrun, and a lazy spring morning. I promise you, you do NOT want to read any further. BELIEVE me. [NOT Shinn x Athrun]
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Shinn A., Athrun Z. - Complete