Author has written 6 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog.
Name(s): Me, Jellyfish (probably not anymore), You, ClanPan
Gender: I'm inbetween genders. It's almost not funny. Except... it kind of it at given occassions.
Age: Three feet too short for my age.
Location: The big comfy couch. Ask all you want.
Likes: Jumping around redundantly, imagining everything everywhere, waiting in line.
Interests: Writing stories/poetry, music, musicals/plays, art, certain work, certain people, band, blah, blah, blah.
Personality: If you really want to talk or know, just message me or something. But I think you should get the idea from my reviews/profile.
I'm on my period, it hurts, but I'm takin' it like a man! -Me (It's ironic/stupid on purpose.)
I'm not weird, I'm illegally insane. There's a difference! -Me
Brendon Urie fucked your mom. Twice.
AHAHAHAHA. THAT'S SO UNTRUE. YOUR MOM'S FEMALE. -adellyna
I'll shove crayons up my nose until they stab my brain! -Me
Homophobia is gay. -Frank Iero
Gay is NOT a synonym for shitty! If something is stupid or shitty, use those words, not "gay"! -Pete Wentz
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? -Ernest Gain
Jon Walker knows every spot on Spencer Smith that is ticklish. Ryan Ross thinks he knows every spot, but he's missing one, and like hell Jon Walker's sharing. -adellyna
Spencer Smith will fuck. YOU. UP. -ShadowOfTheFallen (deviantART), but frequently used by me
The "!" is brought to you by the letter !Becca! -My friend Em. It's because I stole the "!" from Panic at the Disco. Then gave it back. I'm lame.
If they made a mortal combat-based game with marching band people fighting with band instruments, not only would I be the first one to buy and play it, I would also beg the living crap out of the creator to sign the game case and then I would buy some food to eat while I'm playing the game. -Me being a real band geek
My Chemical Romance was almost called Fuzzy Puppy Cuddle Time. -adellyna
If you listen to G.I.N.A.S.F.S. backwards, it's actually a song about how much Pete loves Patrick. Oh wait, shit, that's when you listen to it forwards. -adellyna
Nothing is impossible! Not if you can imagine it! That's what being a scientist is all about!
No, that's what being a magical elf is all about. -Professor Farnsworth and Cubert
When the duck takes over (Disney World), everyone will be happier. -A Disney World giftshop cashier
Whoever's in charge of my Wikipedia, alright, whoever you are - the major, most egregious thing in there isn't that, you know, apparently I'm bisexual and have like, twenty kids and, um, that I learned everything I know from a sixteen-year-old who probably wrote that in himself, but the most egregious of all the errors is that it says I'm a massive David Bowie fan. Which is true, but it is a gross omission to leave out my obsession with Prince. Absolutely. So whoever you are, throw that in there. Go for it. You know what? Make me eighty feet tall. And you know, make me a transsexual. But put in Prince. -Patrick Stump himself
Frank Iero once snuck around Walmart for 45 minutes, taking the colored crayons from one box and trading them for the black from every other box, just so Gerard Way could have a box full of black crayons. -adellyna
My Sonic couples (yes, it's back and I sincerely apologize):
Honestly, I'm just writing this so you know where I stand. I'm not going to write the couple I dislike/hate because that shouldn't really be important.
-Sonic/Tails (SonTails or Sonails or Sails or whatever): Yes. I can see it happening any which way you shape it. People even say love starts with a friendship and these two have the strongest bond I've ever seen. I dun think it's brotherly or sibling-like though. I can definitely see this happening when Tails gets older (he's a prodigy, so prolly when he's 13/14, hahaha). I ship this pairing no matter what. Meaning Tails can be a boy, girl, hermaphrodite, transsexual, robot, whatever. It'll just happen whether we like it or not.
-Shadow/Rouge (Shadouge or ShadRouge): Why not? Yeah, I've been hearing some crap about Rouge having a "secret crush" on Knuckles, but quite frankly Knuckles is just easy. Anyone can make him blush when they flirt with him like that just to get to a huge emerald. I think the M.E. is the main reason for her small crush. Plus, I've seen her genuinely care for Shadow and things like that (when has she ever acted like that to Knuckles?). I dun support this just because "they're both dark and sexy", but because Shadow and Rouge make sense together (I can't really see them with anyone else) and they just compliment each other.
-Eggman/Vanilla (404 NOT FOUND): Come on. Cream had to come from somewhere. I think these two secretly have had a history together. I personally like this more than Vector/Vanilla. Sorry. It's just so unique and makes so make sense and nonsense at the same time.
-MetalSonic/Amy (??): It makes sense in a twisted sort of way. Maybe Metal, who hates Sonic more than anything, decides to steal "his girlfriend" out of pure spite at first, but then ends up falling for his prisoner. I think they would end up being a nice balance for each other. And for some odd reason, Amy just has her way with the robots. Seen/played Sonic Adventure DX? Then you know what I mean.
-Big/Amy (name unknown): Big's a really sweet guy. He deserves someone. Yes, that could even be Amy herself. They would make a cute pair. I think they would work out, seeing as they care for each other and all.
-Big/Blaze (Purple Cat pair): Again, Big deserves someone. I think these two would look great together and be great together. It's kind of dealing with opposites. Big's slow, sweet and not too bright (not stupid hough). Blaze is quick, short-tempered and very smart. I think they would even each other out and be a cute cat pairing! Dun give me any crap about how they've never met either; people support Shadow/Tikal even though they dun ever have a chance of knowing the other.
-Chaos/Tikal (name unknown. again): They're just up in Heaven drinking tea, snuggling, and watching their chao at play like they're their parents. This makes sense, I swear.
-Charmy/Cream (Chaream?): Birds and bees? More like rabbits and bees. They both have a strange love for flowers and things. I think the hyperactive, funny, and crazy little bee would eventually start to like a certain sweet, caring, and modest rabbit when they get older. They're both around the same age too, so that's just kind of a bonus. This makes more sense to me than Tails/Cream ever will.
-Vector/Espio (Vecpio): I really have to explain? It just makes sense to me. They just work together real well (and in the literal sense as well). They compliment each other nicely and would care for each other well.
-Knuckles/Cheese (...): He needs someone. There have been worse pairings. So why the hell not?
By the way, Sonic X isn't or will ever be canon and it just generally sucks the worst out of all the Sonic cartoons there have ever been. I'm sorry, but's it's true. Admit it, even AoStH is better than Sonic X.
The comics aren't that great anymore either. It became one annoyingly large Sonic soap opera. It used to be a cute little comic series too, even if Tails looked completely and utterly strange. Also, Sonic became the biggest whore ever. No, not even a manwhore. Just a whore.
(I personally think this is really sad and I feel complete sympathy. Taken from Fire Kunai.)
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!