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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

time for an update!!! yay!! >:D I'll add more to this as I go along.

Name: internet commandment #1, trust not the internets

Age: 23

Height: 6'3"

other superfluous details: I am your typical overweight, white male with a moderate otaku syndrome. It is my wish in life to become an author of some renown, like Jim Butcher, J.R.R. Tolkien, and various others. are my aspirations too high? possibly. but I'll try anyways. but enough about me.

My writing in General: as a writer I like to try and do things that nobody has really done before, or at least to try do something justice thats been done so many times that its like beating an already beaten dead horse, like time travel and Naru/Hina.

Hidden in the Tides: as stated in the first chapter, this was not my original idea, it originally came from Tellemicus Sundance but he let me have artistic license with it since I took it off his mind. he even takes time away to beta it for me and helps me with ideas. isn't he awesome? >:P for those of you who haven't read it yet, it is a time travel fic featuring a method of travel I haven't seen in any other time travel fic. that method is my idea, and no I will not speak of it until it is fully revealed in the story. and thats still a ways away.

What I like to see in other works: originality. that so hard to come by when you write in a fandom with literally 200k or more stories in it. it being well written too is also a must for me. grammar, punctuation, proper sentence structure, all that jazz. and finally, probably the biggest thing, proper characterization and development. I can deal with small minor changes to a character but if its just too OOC for me then I will stop reading and look for something else.

What I hate to see from other works: well, the dreaded high school for one, crossovers where one of the characters from a universe is so fundamentally different from the canon that its a totally different person with the same name essentially. I cant exactly say that I hate yaoi because I avoid it like the plague,

My Favorite Anime/manga:

Bleach

Naruto

Fullmetal Alchemist (I prefer FMA: Brotherhood to the one that came out a while ago, Brotherhood is not quite as depressing as the first one)

Hellsing (AKA Hellsing Ultimate)

Black Lagoon

Neon Genesis Evangelion (the rebuilds are orgasmic)

Afro Samurai

Fairy Tail

and a few more that are currently escaping my mind...

I'll sign off here saying that if you are an author and one of your stories are in either my favorites section or alerts section I would like to let you know that I periodically raid your favorite stories and that I thank you for the contribution to my own library. (and I am honored to have you reading my profile :D )

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Cherry Blossom Blooming (Book One) by grimrose reviews
Haruno Sakura has resigned herself to a life of obscurity in the ninja forces, forever outshone by her two best friends. Then she gets put on a team with three of the biggest male personalities in Konoha and is thrown head-first into a series of front lines active duty missions. From here, it's either success or death. Does Sakura have what it takes? (An Alternate Sakura story.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,810 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Complete
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Glorious Shotgun Princess: Journeyman by Gregg Landsman reviews
Kal'Reegar vas Rayya: Quarian Migrant Fleet Marine. Chosen of Journeys. Autochthon: The God of the Forge and eccentric inventor. Following the resolution of the first phase of the Reaper War, the Titan-cum-God has realized he can fix the Great Curse. But he needs the tools he made- the ones he left in Creation.
Crossover - White Wolf & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,392 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8053 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,590 - Reviews: 5091 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10145 - Favs: 10,121 - Follows: 7,136 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,413 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.] - Complete
Tiberium Wars by Peptuck reviews
As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.
Command & Conquer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,445 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - GDI Commander, Kane
Eagle's Fall by CharNobyl reviews
Shanxi becomes the first human world since Earth to be invaded by hostile aliens. Outnumbered and reeling, the GDI troops dig in for war, hoping their trenches will not become their graves. The First Contact War, with GDI replacing the Systems Alliance.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,362 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Justifying The Ends by Lang Noi reviews
Just because the courier has the fate of the Mojave wasteland on her shoulders doesn't mean she has to take it on alone. That's what friends are for, no matter how dysfunctional they all are. Oneshot series, no pairings.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,535 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Courier, C. Boone
The Rebel and The Chosen by chelseyb reviews
When Tonks & Harry meet, they quickly become friends. When tragedy brings them together again, it develops into more. Age, school, & war are only some of the obstacles in their way. Mix of canon & A/U. Rating mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,807 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Naruto: Mokuzaimusha by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,679 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Mass Effect: A new past by Bombsquad reviews
A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel knows...an Alternative History of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,294 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 7012 - Favs: 7,310 - Follows: 4,199 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
Return of the Moonfang by CeriaHalcyon reviews
05.11 The twentieth chapter is currently being edited to correct a few mistakes and add more realistic content. Sorry for the delay.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,669 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5583 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 2,955 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Legacy of the Rasengan III: Chuuten by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is coming. The storm is approaching quickly. Fueled by powers of demonic origins, two of them are destined to rise above the rest. To fly on the wings of angels into heaven itself. DISCONTINUED! Adopted by FictionReader98
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 5,606 - Follows: 4,958 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Long Road Home by PMOHWinters reviews
In a bleak alternate universe, Humanity is banished from Earth and forced to roam the cold, unforgiving void. With their homeworld lost, it is up to a brave few to tread the dangerous path to reclaim what is rightfully theirs.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
A few moments sooner by Havoc-legionnaire reviews
Sometimes, taking words too literally can be a good thing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Troika Parallel by Shivakashi reviews
They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,080 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan II: Makaze Rekidaishi by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar faceā€¦
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Halo: The Path of Reclamation by soulguard reviews
Book 3: The Human Covenant war has shifted and time is more crucial then ever, as Earth is completely under the rule of the fierce Brute campaign. Can the last human efforts stop Truth's war machine? The final chapter of the Halo Side Trilogy has begun
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,172 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Brother Fox, Sister Falcon: Path to Genin by Night Hunter MGS reviews
After the Kyuubi attack, one young kunoichi never felt hatered of Naruto. Instead, she felt connected to the boy. A connection formed between those who'd lost everything and everyone in their lives in one moment. And she will protect him. OC, AU, SI NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,391 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakashi H.
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2938 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Halo: Stand, Five Feet High by soulguard reviews
Book 1: The Covenant Civil War has begun, and the grunts are caught in the middle. But something odd is happening to them, something that the elites must accept or fear. Savor your Grunty goodness.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,184 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Halo: If I were your Hero by soulguard reviews
Book 2: The Mysteries of the Halo Universe collide in this tale. Join Eric Raynord, Rose Santos and Wesley Williams as they learn secrets of ONI and the mysterious Halo ring worlds. Familiar faces return in Book 2 of the trilogy.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 242,610 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
Hidden in the Tides reviews
*spoilers* A trap is set and two rivals must fight once again. But that battle is not the end. The past shall be sundered and a new, uncertain future awaits to roll in with the coming tide. Time Travel. canon may be torn to shreds. NO YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,123 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Naruto U., Tsunami
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