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Author has written 12 stories for Patriot, Sherlock Holmes, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Misc. Movies, Village, Les Miserables, Kingdom of Heaven, Misc. Tv Shows, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hobbit, Doctor Who, and Tess of the D'Urbervilles.

I am a Mediævalist and Art Historian (mid-1960s vintage), and Aspie, working in academia and academic admin. History, literature, art, politics & c & c are my main passions. I'm a published non-fiction author under my real name: I've written a historical biography, edited 18C letters (Scottish and Russian) for publication, and numerous articles on a range of subjects. I now regard myself as a stateless person as part of my identity has been taken from me against my will. Civis romana sum: I regard myself as a citizen of the Empire in the "one brief shining moment" of 361-63 CE.

I have written fic on a wide range of themes and fandoms. Many of the fandoms for which I write are ones where I do not share the original narrative's/author's values and viewpoint. I suspect it's because they anger me sufficiently to make me want to rework the characters and stories from another perspective. This is especially the case with historical fiction/film or historically-inspired fantasy based on time-periods on which I've worked. Killing characters to avoid dealing with the consequences of difficult scenarios (Hugo, Hardy, Tolkien, & al.) strikes me as a cop-out; ditto the use of fantasy 'curses' to explain traumatised characters having breakdowns (Bird & Tolkien, and also the Tolkien-based Jackson films). And yes, I can get quite tetchy in the fora (hell hath no fury like an Aspie on a mission!), because I don't like people, including the original authors, sticking the boot gratuitously into characters I love.

Hurt/comfort is a recurrent theme of mine, rooted in repeated early exposure to a Baroque St Sebastian in the art gallery I used to visit as a child, and to old-fashioned swashbuckling films on TV, where the hero nearly always got his shirt off to be tended by the heroine at some point in the story. Doomed, damaged, but beautiful young men or women (or, for that matter, middle-aged Dwarves) in need of rescue and nursing back to health are guaranteed to inspire me…

To the 'unco' guid': sometimes characters behave badly or do stupid or nasty things. This doesn't mean a writer (original one or me) endorses it. So don't get on your high horse about it. I laid my NDdP fic aside (though I intend to return to it), partly because I was sick of people whinging about a character being 'immoral', when one of the points of the story is that this character is going to learn about serious relationships. Uncomplicated 'feel-good' romance isn't my scene, so if you want that, look elsewhere. I like characters to have happy endings, but they have to earn them.

In the case of Tolkien, I don't feel I need to respect his moralising, given that he failed what is, for me, one of the great moral 'litmus tests' of his time (Spain) because of his reactionary religious and social views (and yes, he was highly reactionary even for his generation – my under-educated grandparents were far more forward-looking). If a writer sympathises with those who killed people like me, well – I may enjoy using his world-building, but I don't have to share his moral vision. The films still further dodged moral complexity and ambiguity, culminating in a Hobbitwash that would have upset me at 6, and upsets me even more over 40 years later.

A few other bugbears:

'Mary-Sue falls into x fantasy universe' fictions, especially when it's a result of violent death/abuse/suicide in the real world. It's profoundly twisted in the C S Lewis mode ('being dead is better than being alive'), and makes me worry about the emotional health of the writers. (And Mary-Sue self-insertions are bad enough as it is…) Where a canon problem is the under-use/under-writing of female characters, these being further elbowed out by female writers who prefer m/m slash. As a feminist, I don't like to see women colluding in their own marginalisation, and it objectifies gay people as a source of voyeuristic entertainment for straights. The butchering of language, such as using 'feels' for 'emotions' or 'feelings', and portmanteau naming of couples by running their names together. Just because trashy magazines do it with 'celebrities', don't do it to characters: they deserve more respect.

I just find I need more time to finish everything: real life can be busy, untidy, and of late, has involved too many people close to me dying.

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Saving a Death Eater by Bambu reviews
PostDeathly Hallows. While Harry is immured in the headmaster's office viewing Snape's memories, Hermione takes action of a different sort. (Pre-romance)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,930 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Poppy P. - Complete
Shadowcats and Direwolves by Dracones reviews
Thousands of Northmen were at the Twins, when Walder Frey made his move. A dozen people had heard of Robb's plans to name Jon his heir. One signed document pertaining to the latter lay amidst hundreds of tents and people. And, doubtless, there were guards at Robb's tent; and who's to say one of them didn't put two and two together? (Manderly isn't a character! What the hell!)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,171 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Jon S., Ghost, Alysanne M., OC
All That Is Gold by Bazylia de Grean reviews
All in vain, the voices sing in a chorus, all in vain, there is nothing but empty stone halls and gold, but is gold not what you wanted, Thorin son of Thráin son of Thrór, heir of Durin, heir of Erebor, heir of the Throne Under the Mountain, heir of the empty halls and ashes and ghosts of the past.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Making it right by GGina8 reviews
So I have watched the Battle of the Five Armies and to me the ending seemed a little bit off. SPOILER! I really would have liked to see the three heirs of Durin dying together while defending eachother. So I decided to make it right! This is how I think the line of Durin should have ended... Oh and this has NO Tauriel in it.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
Starlight in Another World by Argenteus Draco reviews
He predicted her fate long ago, in a fever dream that she will always remember.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Arwen U., Tauriel
The Linden Tree by DownliftedAndUnderwhelmed reviews
After the battle of Azanulbizar, the remnants of Durin's Folk settled in Ered Luin, and laboured hard to build a new life there. But one day, Riders from the south came looking for skilled stonemasons. The Orcs, driven from the Misty Mountains, were now raiding Rohan; and the Hornburg, the refuge of the Eorlingas, was crumbling. Thorin and his companions set out with the Riders...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 223,198 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
Thorin's Promise by kkolmakov reviews
A short romantic story of how a girl carries in her heart a promise of love given to her by a stranger years ago, and how that very heart will save a dying King. [Thorin x OC] Story grew out of a reader's prompt for my other story "First Time, Every Time" and features my usual OC, Wren as a beloved for the King Under the Mountain.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,239 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC - Complete
The Defiler by ChaosWithImagination reviews
The Pale Orc has haunted the memories and stories of the Dwarves for many long years. But What of his origins? What of his harsh life? And What are the things he had done to earn his feared name? The name of Azog The Defiler.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,355 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Thorin, Azog - Complete
Tauriel by Aqua4444 reviews
Who was she, the red-haired elf that followed Legolas around like a shadow, never being too far away? The members of the newly founded fellowship can't help but wonder. When each member of the fellowship meet her, they all have their own theory of who she is and what she is to the prince of Mirkwood. She goes by many names and titles, but only one matters.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,783 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Legolas, Tauriel - Complete
The Guide by CatLady4 reviews
It was a dream vacation to New Zealand for a LOTR tour. But jet lag does funny things to people. What happens to a tourist who ends up with a most unusual guide for her tour? One-shot, complete.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Thorin, OC - Complete
A Struggle of Blood by Dracones reviews
Stannis sits besieged by snow and foes outside Winterfell. Cersei stands alone in King's Landing. Two Wolves and a girl seek their revenge. An army waits outside Mereen's walls, and events continue to move, to twist and to turn, as the will and blood of them all is put to the test against one another.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Arya S., Ghost, Nymeria S., Daenerys T./Dany
milis agus searbh by foolondahill17 reviews
A retelling of the events in Desolation of Smaug, from the perspective of Bard's eldest daughter, whom may or may not have a particular fondness for reckless, brawny, and wounded young dwarves. After all, living in the shadow of a dragon-infested mountain, Sigrid should have suspected something of the sort. The bittersweet tale of young love's first sting; a three-shot novella
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Kíli, Sigrid - Complete
But Mom! by Purple 'N' Blue Wings reviews
Based on a post I found on Tumblr. What if Smaug was another of the Khaleesi's dragons? Short one shot, just for the sake of it.
Crossover - Hobbit & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
Mirkwood goes Wilde! by DownliftedAndUnderwhelmed reviews
The Elvenking's party is rather spoiled by the hirsute prisoner shouting curses from the cells - especially when the beautiful young princess decides to take an interest in him... An episode from The Hobbit re-written in the style of Oscar Wilde's Salomé; or, if you prefer, a parody of Oscar Wilde's Salomé with characters from The Hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Arwen U., Elvenking Thranduil, Thorin - Complete
In Beorn s House by SpitzeFeder reviews
Can t wait to meet the company of Thorin Oakenshield again! Best time to publish my first FanFic. Does Thorin know what s going to happen to him once he reclaims Erebor? Thanks very much to Bluestarshine for beeing my Beta-Reader - you helped me a lot with my poor grammar (english is not my first language). I highly recommend Bluestarshines stories to every Hobbit-Fan! Enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
A Heart of Stone Still Beats by blackkitty95 reviews
Deep down, she's still Catelyn. And this time he won't let her go. Petyr/Lady Stoneheart
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Catelyn T., Petyr B./Littlefinger - Complete
Death in the Air by ohmytheon reviews
It's her first mission as a Faceless Man in Westeros; and her target is Lady Stoneheart.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Arya S., Catelyn T. - Complete
That'll Be The Door by Painton reviews
Dwalin was so unlike his brother, but is it any wonder? Balin at least had known a few happy years in Erebor before the coming of the dragon, but Dwalin took strength from sorrow and lived longer than any other dwarf, surviving the turmoil that ended the Third Age, building his family as he helped to rebuild a kingdom. A book-based history of Dwalin son of Fundin. No Slash
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Dwalin, Balin
Aftermath by cecania13 reviews
Spoilers if you haven't read the book! Instead of dying in the Battle of Five Armies, Fili and Kili survive and have to face an idea they never thought would come to pass.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Always trust an Elf by annarien reviews
Sequel to and direct continuation of "Never trust an Elf". Follow the company of Thorin Oakenshield throughout their adventures overhill, underhill and side by side with overbearing First Age Elves. AU story, part two of three.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,949 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Bilbo B.
A distant Light by Valandhir reviews
Kili survived the battle of the five armies, thought he lost his home again. Decades later a grim dwarven warrior comes across a man searching for Imladris. Thus begins a journey across the lone lands that will lead into war. Rated M for violence, just to be safe.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,414 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Boromir, Kíli - Complete
Never trust an Elf by annarien reviews
What if the Arkenstone were, in fact, a Silmaril? The lure of the Arkenstone and its origin seem to indicate as much. Where there is a Silmaril, the House of Fëanor will not be far behind. This only serves to make Thorin Oakenshield's quest to reclaim his home and treasure much more complicated. AU scenario wich includes First Age reborn Elves. First part of three.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,027 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
An Unexpected Love-Interest by ouxes reviews
So I kind of made an Elvish love-interest for Thorin because, well, he just really needed one… Just messing around really, progressing from their meeting in Rivendell in snippets through The Hobbit's original storyline.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Entwined by Kivrin reviews
Three times Dis plaits her sons' hair. Spoilers through end of the book. Be warned - canonical character death here.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Sorrow by elleurs reviews
It was a sort of love that burned him from inside out.
Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
The Sleep of Reason by ColonelDespard reviews
Enjolras is stalked in the darkness, and light struggles to return to light. Warnings for some sexual themes, violence and language
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,275 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Enjolras, Courfeyrac
Boromir's Return by Osheen Nevoy reviews
Boromir awakens from his death and finds himself in an unexpected situation. Basically book universe with some AU bits, but inspired by Sean Bean. Complete, after nine years as a work-in-progress.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 522,949 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Boromir - Complete
The Wizard's Pupil by Iva1201 reviews
A short Boromir Lives story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Boromir, Gandalf
I Am No Longer A Child by EsmeraldaGilberte reviews
The night at La Falourdel’s when Esmeralda meets Phoebus. Phoebus actually succeeds in “deflowering” Esmeralda. She finds the experience to be painful and unloving. Phoebus leaves before Esmeralda wakes up, but a certain someone else is there.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,023 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Esmeralda, Phoebus
Once For All by Sweet September Storm reviews
Esmeralda did not want to die. "One word of kindness, say one word, but one word!" That was all he had asked of her. She only hoped that word was not too late. A much-needed alternate ending to 'Notre-Dame de Paris.' Claude does not return to the cathedral.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - C. Frollo, Esmeralda - Complete
The Consequences of Selling One’s Soul by sepler reviews
There was no night… no day. There was no music, no joy, no Phoebus. No, none of that remained for poor Esmeralda. The rest of the world had completely vanished, leaving her nothing but... him. While in prison, Esmeralda accepts Frollo's offer. Book based.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,404 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - C. Frollo, Esmeralda
Playing Pygmalion by TheHighestPie reviews
Combeferre/Eponine, after an odd fashion. Hopefully not the horrific fluff you'd expect. Probably permanently abandoned; apologies - I'm not cut out for writing anything longer than oneshots.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,818 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Combeferre, Eponine
Gypsy Eye, Wolf Eye by 2AddersFanged reviews
Currently being edited.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2006
From the Shadows by jenolas reviews
For a reason he cannot fathom, Faramir becomes unsettled when he travels to Amon Hen to pay his final respects to Boromir AU. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,983 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
Brotherly Advice by Scorpicus reviews
Jehan gets the opportunity to give Dom Claude some advice on women. Booze, brothels and brotherly bonding result. Utterly book based. Complete.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,318 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - C. Frollo, Jehan Frollo - Complete
Boromir's Journey Home Amon Hen to Minas Tirith by majorbee reviews
Badly wounded at Amon Hen Boromir travels with Gimli by boat to Osgiliath. Here he is reunited first with Sam, then with Faramir. Finally, home at last, he faces further attempts on his life by those who never intended he should return from his mission to
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,003 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
The Little Sparrow by Dance of the Crazed reviews
Esmeralda saves herself and agrees to flee with Claude. But, her plans may not go as well as she planned. An alternate ending.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008
Countess Dracula by Maharet11 reviews
Based on the Francis Ford Coppola movie. What if Van Helsing hadn't managed to fend Mina off with the holy wafer when she began to turn on him in the wilderness? Dracula/Mina.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Weddings And Funerals by JackJonesie reviews
The rulers of Denmark, it seems, were never meant to be happy, nor were they meant to last...a different sort of take on Gertrude and Claudius' relationship.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008
Looking for the Right by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
The humane one confronts Enjolras. Updated!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Bahorel, Javert
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5367 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Temptation of Acceptance by Assimbya reviews
AU. Mina steps across Van Helsing's circle of protection...but not for Count Dracula's sake. [Warning for dubious consent.]
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Mina Harker, The Vampires Sisters - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by heartofShou reviews
oneshot. Hamlet and his uncle find that they may have too much in common, but it is in their differences that history is made. HamletxLaertes, ClaudiusxGertrude
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Dum Spiro, Spero by Chakram reviews
Where there is life, there is hope. An AU exploration. Movieverse. Work in progress.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,570 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006
Property Rights by Salsify reviews
A bit of ancient history haunts the dealings between Bard and Thorin Oakenshield before the Battle of Five Armies
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Bard, Thorin
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Le Prêtre Perdu by Dostoevsky's Mouse reviews
What if Claude Frollo was not merely an alchemist, but a genuine conjurer of spirits? ...Well, it might explain a lot, actually. work in progress
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2006 - C. Frollo, P. Gringoire
The Long Road Home by Scribblesinink reviews
Against all odds, Boromir survives Amon Hen. Ashamed and filled with remorse, he goes on a quest for redemption. Bound by his promise to a sick man, Faramir keeps the secret of his brother's survival. But as secrets are wont to do, the truth comes [...]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,352 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Even the Scary Ones by Noah Percy reviews
In Covington Wood, Cole comes face to face with what seems to be a very evil ghost. SixthSensexVillage crossover.
Village - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 10/1/2004
Boromir is Not Left Handed by Illwynd reviews
Crossover of LotR and the Princess Bride. The title says it all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Les Miserables a la Disney by EriksOneVoice reviews
What would happen if Disney ever got its wholesome paws on our beloved Les Mis? One thing's for sure: it won't be pretty. But it will involve talking animal sidekicks.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Heir Apparent by Cornix reviews
They also serve who only stand and wait. The world according to Guy.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
Mary Sue in the 18th Century by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
An anthology of time travel tales involving the delightful Colonel Tavington. Episode 12: Tavington's Atlantis: Part 10, The Past is Prologue. The adventure concludes. More travels, a reunion in Ireland, and Marcus Aurelius receives a stunning revelation.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 179,937 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
A Beautiful Night For A Moondance by Solstice4 reviews
Based on The Horror of Dracula, 1957, & Dracula, Prince of Darkness, 1966. The only Count who counts for me. Read on, oh young and innocent children who only know the magnificent Christopher Lee as Count Dooku or Sarumon. Mr. Lee is the ultimate Dracula.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 6/15/2004
Rosa Mundi by Cornix reviews
The beginning of the end, and Tiberias tries his hand at leavetaking.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2005
In sickness and health till death do us part by Baldwin's Lady reviews
In 12C high society, marriages were mostly arranged. What if King Baldwin IV had been married to a woman who had been promised to him since birth? How would they deal with his sickness? How would she cope with the twisted politics and with the
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Sweetest Dream by klytaemnestra reviews
He wishes for that same peace, that he will be able to endure as his King has when he is in Heaven.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2005
Shadow of Himself by EdorasLass reviews
20 years after the Ring War, Legolas and Gimli stumble across an old friend in the Port of Pelargir. AU. COMPLETE at 6 chapters
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Know thy enemy by Rose de Sharon reviews
Godfrey of Ibelin’s POW during the confrontation with Guy de Lusignan at the pilgrims’ camp.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Morning musings by Rose de Sharon reviews
Godfrey of Ibelin's thoughts about his son as they camp out in the forest.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
BOROMIR Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues! Technical specs and handy user tips for the BOROMIR unit - slashfree. With thanks to and permission from the brilliant Theresa Green. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Boromir
LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues; technical specifications and owner's tips for your LEGOLAS unit! With thanks to and permission from Theresa Green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Legolas
Inspector Javert's Very Bad Day by AmZ reviews
Javert in Wonderland, for a very arbitrary definition of Wonderland. Takes literally the phrase 'He had but little skull.' Part of the "You Know Nothing of Javert" story arc.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Javert, Fantine - Complete
Per Te by LegolasLover2003 reviews
Based on the film "Kingdom of Heaven" & taken from historical research, this two part story entitled "Per Te" takes both fact & fiction & further melds them together to create a new picture of Balian d'Ibelin during the days of the Siege of Jerusalem.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2005
l'esprit mort by Kang Xiu reviews
The creature which is called Eponine has a romance of sorts with the fine shadow that is Montparnasse. In response to a request for Ep'Parnasse which is not non-con.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2005
The Man of Paris by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE! In response to his awareness of the crappiness of the world, Enjolras chooses a different course of action than you would expect. Instead of overthrowing the government he becomes a knight-errant! LM - Man of La Mancha - Monty Python
Crossover - Les Miserables & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Enjolras - Complete
A woman's claws by Argentine Rose reviews
Post Gorbeau and an exasperated (and slightly OOC) Javert strikes a bargain with Eponine. Unfinished. Rated because Eponine has a dirty mouth.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004
God, Eponine, The Things You Do by Kang Xiu reviews
Eponine et Enjolras, because I swore I'd never write it. Eponine gives Enjolras a conviction. Had not intended to continue it, but Mika is too wonderful to refuse. Complete now.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
True Colors by Wilusa reviews
Now complete: A sequel to the film, in which Lucius and Ivy make sobering discoveries. This story makes plot use of a detail I established in my short fic 'Extrascentsory Perception,' but it can be read as a standalone.
Village - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,281 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
Seven Dead Mariuses by Argentine Rose reviews
I love AU fics and I hate Marius. So I have perverted cannon seven times, each one resulting in the demise of M Pontemercy.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Stranger to the Rain by Kang Xiu reviews
Femmeslash subtext(?). After a sudden torrential rain, Cosette finds Eponine driven out of hiding, and decides to make her a Project.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2004
a sorta fairytale by Noah Percy reviews
Do you love me? Ivy Walker asked of Noah Percy. Noah took a long time to reply, and it worried her. (Pre "Village")
Village - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/20/2004
Meeting of an Innocent by Magic Carpet Ride reviews
How Ivy met Noah for the very first time...
Village - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/14/2004
Reassurance by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
Valjean leaves the barricades with Marius; but someone tries to stop them.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Published: 9/13/2004
Quiet by Harmonic Friction reviews
Noah Percy has misbehaved again. Three guesses as to where he's taken. They're waiting. [Pre- "Village"]
Village - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/1/2004
The Price of Temptation by Harmonic Friction reviews
Noah Percy. A mystery to the town. A laughingstock. A disturbing secret he does not know how to tell.
Village - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2004
Thirty Years by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
Marius is 51 and still needs reassurance from a 25 year old...and a dead one at that.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2004
The Girl Beyond the Fence by elenlaurelin reviews
Cosette meets a girl she remembers from her past, and they talk. Mild CosetteEponine slash.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2004
Ghost Story by Kang Xiu reviews
Jehan Prouvaire can see dead people! And Lud love us, but they do give him rather a time of it. For Talissa.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004
AntiStumpy's Anti Stumpy Society's The Patriot by Duchess of Inkling reviews
This is a revised and improved edition of The Patriot, as approved by Anti-Stumpy's Anti Stumpy Society, who produced this in their own studios at Wet and Weedy Productions. And no, don't take it too seriously.
Patriot - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2004
The Tapestry of Jewels by Kang Xiu reviews
Remember, the revolution is a sacrifice, the barricade an altar, and Patria the Goddess. Please, when they cut your throat, try not to thrash too much. The Goddess' robes must not be stained." Complete
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
Cathedral of Mary by Dostoevsky's Mouse reviews
A rather melodramatic Claude Frollo poem.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2003 - C. Frollo, Esmeralda - Complete
I, Grûsbálk by Simbelmyne reviews
*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
If You Can Stand Them in the Morning by LeopardSnowflake666 reviews
"Affair of the Necklace" fic. What happened to Nicholas after he left? Rated R for later chapters PLEEEZ R&R!!!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2003
Boromir's Gift by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
What Galadriel gave Boromir as a farewell gift and why, Movie Canon. Finished.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Boromir, Galadriel - Complete
Haldir's Fall by Bellemaine Chercoeur reviews
When mortality touches an Elf, does he agree the battle is worth the cost? Haldir’s last thoughts before he falls upon the battlements of Helm’s Deep. Moviefic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Aragorn
Requiem by Celebrian of Lorien reviews
Haldir tells the tale of Helm's Deep and the great sacrifices that went with it. *movie based* *finished*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Moonlight Sonata by Delia Soul reviews
Night is the only witness to their crimes of passion.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2002
Cancan Français by Delia Soul reviews
Sequel to "Confessions of a Diamond Dog". In 1906 Montmartre, a destitute Nini attempts to pick up the pieces of her life, and recieves unexpected help. **Ch. 6 up** R&R, please...Nini would thank you. (BTW, this ch. may not make sense-- it will later)
Moulin Rouge - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2002 - Published: 5/28/2002
Confessions of a Diamond Dog by Delia Soul reviews
Perhaps Satine wasn't really the angel she's portrayed as...Nini gets a chance to tell her side of the story. **Chapter Fourteen and Author's Final Butting In (please read!) up** R&R, please...Nini would thank you.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,626 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 289 - Published: 1/8/2002
Thou Shalt Not by Marie Noire reviews
Another story based on Victor Hugo's Notre Dame de Paris... this time a look at the tormented priest Claude Frollo and his temptations.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2001 - C. Frollo, Esmeralda - Complete
Between you and God by Juliss the Severed Snake reviews
After his somewhat unexpected survival of the Cowpens mess Col.Tavington takes the job of minister in Pembroke's rebuilt church. The question is, how long will his patience last?
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/7/2001
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The Honour of Dwarves reviews
AU (books x first 2 films – 3rd film disappointing hatchet-job/whitewash). Post-Battle of 5 Armies, Dís supports her brother, King Thorin, in his longer battle to recover his health and the Arkenstone and secure their kingdom. 10: Bilbo faces his punishment, and Gandalf learns that it's not a good idea to annoy 2 Durins… (Now edited: with added Hobbit crassness.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Dís, Thorin, Bilbo B., Gandalf
Emperor & Gallifreyan reviews
Why 26 June means something to the Doctor (not just because of the crack in the wall). It's canon that the Doctor was King Arthur's Merlin, but it's not the only time he's played such a role… In the 350s CE, Julian, a young philosophy student from the Byzantine imperial family has an eccentric, wizard-like mentor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2013 - 12th Doctor, OC - Complete
Last Year's Snows: An 'Education Sentimentale' reviews
Bookverse AU ending, in which everyone lives! Lessons in life and love await 2 girls, 3 boys, and a goat. 11: Pâquette begins her lessons with Claude, but who is really teaching whom what? And a long-lost relative turns up.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,680 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [P. Gringoire, Esmeralda] C. Frollo, Sister Gudule
Survivors reviews
Dark Side of the Sun – M J Bird, BBC 1983 Raoul's a 700–year–old immortal ex–Templar who needs a psychiatrist. Ismini's a psychiatrist and psychic, and has already killed him once. Not an easy start. Some adult themes, mediæval violence in flashback.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,776 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
The Return of the King reviews
Someone's been tampering with the KoH script, killing characters who survived historically. Is a 12C feud being replayed as a game of literary revenge? Can you commit regicide by script? What about death by falling dwarf?
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005
Out of the Woods reviews
Updated! 'Village' sequel, with 'Kaspar Hauser' overtones - but I plan a happier outcome. New: Ivy shares her fears with Lucius; plans are made for Noah's future; and Jay speculates wildly. (Some corrections after getting the DVD)
Village - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004
Le Temps des Cerises reviews
39 years after ‘Les Amis de l'ABC’ fell on the barricades, another generation fights for survival. Where is Marius Pontmercy now?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2004 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Marius - Complete
The Loyal Daughter reviews
Ch. 16: Will and Augusta's fortunes take a turn for the better, with the arrival of new friends. (Ch. 17 is underway, now I have a biography of Ben Thompson)
Patriot - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,135 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/10/2002 - Published: 7/9/2001 - [William T., OC] Bordon, Benjamin M.
Lannig ar Vranig: a prequel to 'St Ives' reviews
1795: Alain de Kéroual de SaintYves, a traumatised teenaged Breton refugee, gets a chilling welcome from his emigré grandfather setting the scene for future tragedy. Complete short story. I've removed unfinished later chapters, so disregard one review.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Complete
A Habit of Intrigue reviews
A Firbankian-x-Beardsleyesque short story as a sequel to 'Le Pacte des Loups' 'The Brotherhood of the Wolf'. Rome 1767: a deliciously decadent young Abbess returns from 'pilgrimage' to a Southern France with an elegant but enigmatic male 'secretary'...
Brotherhood of the Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Complete
The Adventure of the Stained Ceiling reviews
Inspired by a joke about 'Tess of the Baskervilles'. The beautiful Mrs. Clare confesses to stabbing her lover Alec d'Urberville. Holmes and Watson uncover a sinister web of conspiracy, candomblé and armadillo sewing baskets.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2001 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
How Green Was My Dragoon reviews
A whimsical alternative ending, with nods to 'The Wizard of Oz' and Mel's more endearing role of 2000. The wounded Will Tavington tries to disentangle reality from delirium. What colour is his jacket...?
Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/11/2001 - [Charlotte S., William T.] Benjamin M. - Complete