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Joined 04-13-05, id: 794202, Profile Updated: 01-21-14
Author has written 17 stories for FAKE, Gravitation, Legal Drug, Until the Full Moon, Harry Potter, Queer as Folk, and Mortal Instruments.

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It's been a really long time, guys. I mean, I'm talking years since I was really involved here. I'm amazed that my stories are still around getting hits and feedback.

Maybe there's some more material coming, though. New year, new resolve. We'll see. Happy 2014.

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About Me

I am one of those annoying readers and writers who is obnoxiously serious about fanfiction. "Get a life. People do fanfiction for fun" is something I've heard. True, I also do it for fun, but I don't think it's fun to read stories that look like they're written by semi-literate fifth graders who've never read or watched the characters they're trying to portray, and I try to write stories that are true to the characters. So let's have fun, but let's also not suck.

If my opinions bother you, don't whine to me, because I don't care. Otherwise, happy reading.

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Always Kiss Me Goodnight by FilthyxMind reviews
AU Highschool. Angst, humor, romance.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,524 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006
Heaven Needed an Angel by seijid reviews
(Updated: 5-26) When someone close to Dee is viciously attacked and loses their hold on life, Dee loses his ability to cope. Character Death, Angst
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,358 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
Gravitation Revisited: Magnestism by XTsukimiOdangoX reviews
AU - What if Uesugi Eiri was the singer and Shindou Shuichi was the novelist? How much of the story would stay the same? And how much would be different? Would there still be love? Rape? Murder? Betrayal? Would there still be a happy ending?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,836 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004
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Give & Take reviews
Alec won't be spared the rod or the whip when Magnus agrees to help him expand his sexual horizons. The ultimate test of trust could bring them closer together. Pain never felt so good.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
How Alec Got His Key reviews
Magnus describes his new lover. Alec gets a key to his apartment, and perhaps his heart.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Every Step reviews
An ordinary day brings up some tough issues for Alec. Perhaps he and Magnus don't have the perfect relationship, but maybe they're still perfect for each other.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Seeing Blue reviews
Three vignettes. Alec gets a lesson in the kitchen from Magnus that's sweet, a little spicy, and pleasantly surprising. Another party at Magnus's turns out very different from the first for Alec. Alec prepares for his world to change as he packs for his vacation with Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
Unstable Ground reviews
When an earthquake levels NG while our favorite recording artists are inside, who lives to tell about it? Who won't be coming home? And how will those left pick up the pieces and move on? "Wake up. I can't go on without you. Wake up."
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,776 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2005
Yesteryear reviews
Murder isn't the only dark secret from Yuki's past, and one revelation may be too much for Shuichi to take. Will looking into his own past to deal with it bring up memories for Shuichi that may tear apart him, his relationship, and the man he loves?
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y.
After A Dream reviews
Brian gets the best wake up call of his life, courtesy of a certain blond someone. one-shot
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Holiday Spirit reviews
Yuki's pubilsher had planned for his latest two books to be released on Valentine's Day and White Day. As if that weren't enough, what plans has Shuichi got to drag Yuki into the holiday spirit? None, if Yuki can help it. pt. 1 Valentine's Day
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
There's No Getting Over You reviews
Will Dee and Ryo's bonds of love and trust be broken when a stranger starts talking about Dee's past? Will Ryo be able to hold on to Dee with fresh competition? One secret after another is revealed, and someone's secrets are lies. But whose?
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,709 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Borrowed Desires reviews
Kazahaya has been having some very odd cravings lately- for himself. Things get embarrassing, and potentially dangerous for him. Kakei knows what's behind it all, but will Rikuo figure it out? Idea taken from the side story at the end of volume 2.
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
PDA in the NYPD reviews
Dee and Ryo are in a loving, committed relationship,but you wouldn't know it by looking at them. Dee's having trouble handling Ryo's reluctance when he wants to shout his love from the rooftops. Will a battle to the death of their relationship take place?
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
The Perfect Prefect for Harry Potter reviews
An invisible rendezvous in the hallway, a romp in the Prefects' bathroom on the 5th floor. A brief look into an altered slice from Harry's fourth year with a very unlikely companion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Self Examination and Improvement reviews
Kazahaya is NOT stupid, and he's going to prove it to Rikuo. But what new things will he learn about himself in the pursuit of intelligence that have nothing to do with his improving vocabulary?
Legal Drug - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005
That was a Yes, Right? reviews
David doesn't want to wait for the full moon for Marlo to become a girl and he isn't taking no for an answer this time. Marlo doesn't want him to stop, either. "On all the nights of the year that the moon isn't full, Marlo is the man that he loves." yaoi
Until the Full Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
Bad Habits reviews
It's the cigarettes or me, Yuki. When Yuki ignores this ultimatum and Shuichi doesn't come home from work the next night, is it the cigarettes or something worse keeping him away? Will Yuki stop smoking to bring back his pink haired lover?
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Little Blue Pill reviews
Shuichi is in serious trouble after an accident involving Viagra, and he's in need of some...help. Can he make it home and get his lover's attention before...you know... Fun oneshot, yaoi.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Yuki Has A Cold reviews
Yuki has a cold and won't kiss Shuichi. But when he becomes too sick to take care of himself, his lover wants to do something extra special to make him feel better. Fun oneshot, yaoi.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete