Author has written 11 stories for Harvest Moon, Resident Evil, and Legend of Zelda.
Name: Toni (Hawaiian Name: Koni)
Pen Name: obviously kelley28 (the name “Kelley” may be used in any of my fics, and does NOT represent me or a Mary-Sue; I just happen to REALLY like the name Kelley)
Age: Older than 13, younger than 50
Occupation: Chase. And that's all I'm gonna say.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red (real color is brown, it hasn’t been that color since I was 15)
Hobbies: Reading and playing video games
Favorite Games: Harvest Moon, Resident Evil, Legend of Zelda, Kirby, Pokemon, and Mario games, Silent Hill
Favorite Systems: Wii and DS Lite – anything Nintendo
Favorite Authors: James Patterson, Mary Higgins Clark, Erica Spindler, Michael Crichton, John Grishom, Sue Grafton
Favorite Books: The Firm, Timeline, Jurassic Park, White Oleander, All Around the Town (there are more, but there is not enough room for them all)
Favorite Movies: Resident Evil 1-5 (RE2 & RE4 are my favorites), Wrong Turn, Madhouse (the horror movie), (also many others, but not a lot of room), horror movies (except ones that deal with the Occult or has Satanic plots, I will also not watch any horror movie that is so sick, only someone really twisted would watch it, like Hostel - I'm sure I'm gonna get flamed for that comment.)
Resident Evil 4:
Salazar: I’ve sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Leon: Your right hand comes off?
Luis: Okay, I only have one, very important question. You got a smoke?
Leon: Got gum.
Ashley: No way, Leon!
Krauser: Well, if isn’t the bitch in the red dress.
Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
Wesker: If you desire a final showdown so much, you’ll get it.
GameFAQ’s Message Board:
"Don't you know why Wesker wears sunglasses? So he won't be blinded by the glare of his own coolness." -Freedan the Eternal
The borg have assimilated the Wiimote!!! Now they're calling it the "Sixaxis"
Resident Evil Movie #1:
Rain: When I get outta here... think I'm gonna get laid.
Matt: Yeah, you might want to clean up a little bit first.
Rain: You’re boyfriend’s a real a--hole.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse:
(S.T.A.R.S. members all point guns at LJ) Maybe I was safer outside. Get them guns out of my d-- face. – LJ
Terri: I’m not going by myself.
LJ: I could go with you. (don’t know why that cracks me up)
LJ (after he finds out Carlos has been bitten): You should have told me you were bit, motherf--er, I'm hanging with you and s--!
Cain: Why haven’t we taken off yet?
LJ: 'Cause I usually drive a Cadillac.
OC's that will be used in any self-inserts.
Rikki Locane - That would be me.
Jordan - My younger brother. He's a couple of years younger than me, and he's my best friend.
Sam - My other best friend. We used to work together at GameStop.
Matt - Jordan's best friend and our surrogate brother.
A Year in the Life Of: Temp hiatus – I sort of know where I am going with this
Vanessa is a model in the city. She goes to ForgetMeNot Valley for her father's funeral. What will happen when Takakura convinces her to stay? Based on Another Wonderful Life.
My New Life: also temp hiatus – this one does have a plot
Claire wants to leave her boring life behind, so she moves to Mineral Town. There she meets the hot Cliff, and finds a key to her past.
Title Unknown: work in progress
Ann X Jack
Secrets and Roses: complete!
Does Mary have a secret admirer or a stalker? Read to find out.
The Music Festival: complete
The Festival has lost its violin player. Will they be able to find another in time. A oneshot story in response to the challenge set by Scarlet Sky on her forums.
Old MacDonald’s Farm: complete
Weird one-shot about Jack’s lousy singing and Jill getting the farm. Written at about 1 am
Resident Evil - The Rest of Them: not started
Resident Evil 5 - The Fanbrat Edition: in progress
Corry and her friends screw up Resident Evil 5.
Resident Evil 4 – The Fangirl Chronicles: in progress
Corry, the fangirl, switches places with Ashley. Shameless self-insert. Also starring Sam, friend, co-worker, and fellow Leon and Wesker fangirl.
Resident Moon: in progress
This is what happens when I have an allergy attack and only get 3 hours of sleep before work. Resident Evil – Harvest Moon crossover. RE characters OoC.
Untitled Claire/Wesker Story: sort of started
Still trying to figure out what is going to happen in this one. Got a few good scenes, but no sure how to put them together. I'm borrowing Angie from the movie.