JustLikePagliacciDid
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Joined 04-13-05, id: 794484, Profile Updated: 12-25-07
Author has written 19 stories for Legend of Zelda, Evangelion, Inheritance Cycle, Vandread, Harry Potter, Claymore, Naruto, Anime X-overs, and Wuthering Heights.

To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
- Kurt Vonnegut

If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster.
- Isaac Asimov

O_O
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
-NamelessHeretic

MAH PAIRINGS:
Shinji/Rei - "But... but... incest is the basis of its appeal!"
Mistato/Kaji - "Come on, who doesn't ship these two?"
Ichigo/Rukia - "Badass chicks make me happy - in my pants!"
Link/Midna - "Adult Midna only. This ficcer don't roll with lolicon."
Harry/Victoire - "Guilty as charged, your honor. Cracktastic and proud of it."

MAH VIDEOGAMES:
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri - "ph34r the mind worms."
Age of Empires II: The Conquerors - "ph34r the longbows"
StarCraft - "I don't really play anything except diplomacy UMS."
Final Fantasy VII - "Whose glory Enix has tried to repeat many times and failed abysmally each time."
Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge - "Ham it up! NEEDS MORE HAM"

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The End of an Age by Fay K. Naime reviews
Democracy is on the rise, and the very existence of Hellsing is threatened, not by vampires, but by bureaucratic politics. Warning: AxI, Plot, politics.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Integra, Alucard
Nineteen by Siskin reviews
He saved the world...but lost himself. AU, taking place ten years after End of Evangelion. Chapter 4, at long last!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Shinji I.
HEAVEN TEARS by Harry Miste reviews
The meaning of terrorism changes... again.
Killer 7 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
Ironically, Love by First Aid Spray reviews
Love Wilcox is hellbent on assassinating the Handsome Men and avenging Trevor Pearlharbor. The story of the Handsome Mens' deaths and the secret to Trevor Pearlharbor's abilities.
Killer 7 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006
Precipitate by Vega62a reviews
Living in the city hasn't been kind to the three children. When Shinji recieves an unexpected gift, though, he thinks life may be turning for the better, until he becomes aware of something just out of sight, waiting for him. No pairings yet. Now: Ch4
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/24/2007
Life Goes On by funvince reviews
Third Impact was prevented. The world didn't end. It has been six months since NERV was disbanded. Months of therapy had prepared Shinji Ikari for a new life. He finally felt prepared to face the girl he couldn't forget. Rei Ayanami.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,891 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
The Fart by antiassasinguy reviews
Because even ladies have to let out gas.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Godchild by Ikarus Onesun reviews
The operation to rescue Shinji Ikari after he is absorbed into Evangelion Unit 01 has failed, and the young pilot is feared lost. There is, however, one other way to bring him back... but even if it succeeds, Shinji may never be the same again..
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 100,032 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Soundless Music: Seconds' Clock by Merridian reviews
He put down the cello. No music would come tonight, not with all the rain outside. And tomorrow would be exactly the same, wouldn't it? Finished.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,673 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Instant Music by Bunny Hooded Bombchu reviews
I origanally had no intention of going back to Earth after finding Atomsk. But that little brat still had my guitar and, dammit, I wanted it back! Haruko POV
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006
The Notebook by Hamstadini reviews
A little confrontation between Rei and the doctor who keeps her alive. Entry 16: Examination.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,402 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Rei A., Shinji I.
The Weaver by The Mustachioed Cat reviews
Eight years have passed since the Decimation, since the human Weaver halted the machinations of SEELE and NERV and declared himself an enemy of Mankind. This is closure: Gods are born, as the Weaver ends.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,166 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006
Evangelion: Revisited by matt020388 reviews
AUcont. Shinji is forced to relive the entire series. What will change after he's dealt with his demons at the end of the last, a perverted mother, and too much knowledge of the future? Is a Nonwuss ShinjiHarem fic with hopefully lots of Gendo Bashing!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,544 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
The Reborn Warriors by Matt Coates reviews
A crossover between Evangelion and Warhammer 40,000, after 3rd Impact, Asuka and Shinji get involved in a much larger war, against enemies more inhuman then the angels ever could be. Now they have to fight the the Horus Hearsay
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,613 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Lorelei of the Rhine by Doombolt reviews
Asuka and Rei both want Shinji as more than a friend, but what does HE want? Chapter 18 deleted because it was lame. Story is dead, sorry.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,029 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006
Breathing Room by Fresh C reviews
For all its good and bad points, Instrumentality is a very crowded place. Shinji has rejected that reality for that very reason. You'd think being one of two people on Earth would give you lots of room to breathe. You'd think wrong.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,140 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka S. - Complete
Folded Wings by Random1377 reviews
Philosophical questions are only hard to answer if they are asked in the first place. A story of the First Child. Complete
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,989 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Rei A. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Ikari Gets Basket by Fifty Points of the Mind reviews
The title is selfexplanatory. What's in the basket, you have to read for yourselves...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Shinji I., Rei A.
When All That's Left is Stillness by Random1377 reviews
A story from Rei's point of view. Complete. Original ending reposted due to multiple requests.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,715 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
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Silently and Very Fast reviews
On Heathcliff's death... Oneshot.
Wuthering Heights - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
Anime Jeopardy reviews
Seven categories. Twenty-eight questions. Three contestants. One host. Jeopardy, as played by anime characters. Stupid, stupid anime characters. Today's players: Avatar Aang, Light Yagami, and Ban Midou.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008
One Thousand Screaming Souls reviews
Crossover with SoulCalibur. The Sword of Salvation... the Sword of Heroes... Soul Edge. Clare takes it by the hilt, and sweeps off into the darkness.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007
Pulp Naruto reviews
One precious briefcase. Two gangster ninjas. One vengeful woman. More ninjas. And Tsunade in really, really tight clothes. What could possibly go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Snow Dance reviews
SA Shinji asks Asuka to a Christmas themed dance. Will she accept him?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Shinji I., Asuka S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Egg of Behelit reviews
Crossover with Berserk. The legendary Egg of Behelit can take you to the height of your desires... and to the pit of your fears. Ted Lupin will do anything to get it, and Harry will do anything to stop him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Sun Sets reviews
The dog bays. The stag watches. The hawk descends. As Rei teeters on the edge, the Sun goes lower, lower, lower... and her shadow is getting longer, longer, longer... AU
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Bloodstained Saints reviews
AU. Shinji Ikari is part of the first generation born after Second Impact, the generation that has never seen the sun. When he looks up at the sky, he only sees shadows. Alas, for that sky is as gloomy as his fate!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,917 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Dissonance reviews
Shinji has been given an opportunity, a chance to periodically jump back in time and prevent Third Impact. However, strange forces are bent on insuring the apocalypse. Who is to say they are wrong...? SxR
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,843 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
The Coffin reviews
Crossover with Hellsing. A vampire called Hibiki Tokai relates the story of how, after being badly injured in a battle, he was turned into a vampire by one Seras Victoria...
Vandread - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006
We Are One reviews
In his memoirs, Dr McFile relates the incident of how a strange alien missile left Dita and Hibiki connected in strange and terrible ways.
Vandread - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Observations reviews
Yes, it has a coherent plot. It's in there. No, I'm not lying. Read it again. You'll find it. WARNING: May cause autoerotic asphyxiation.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Shinji I., Asuka S.
Soldiers of the Seven Sins reviews
Rei Ayanami is resurrected by the United States to control the Third Angel. A darker power makes its bid for divinity. Shinji and Asuka are awoken, both metaphorically and literally. ShinjiAsuka
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,486 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Rei A., Kaworu N. - Complete
The Invasion reviews
Mary Sue, Mare ee Soo, Noun. An original character in a work of fanfiction who hijacks the plot from the canon characters and is perfect in every way, shape, and form. AKA, selfinsert.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
School Dance Tonight reviews
Shinji asks Rei to go to the school dance with him. She refuses.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Missing Shades reviews
Asuka has a lot on her plate, between piloting Eva and caring for a mentally unstable Shinji. However, her life gets tougher when terrorists steal an Evangelion and prepare to unleash it.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Asuka S., Shinji I.
Brainfry reviews
A short whimsical poem about Asuka being brainfried by the angel from high orbit.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Asuka S.
The Steampunk of Time reviews
In the steampunk future of Hyrule, an evil corporation run by a wicked president rules the land, plotting an ultimate evil... and it's up to a moneygrubbing kid and an heiress to stop them.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Link, Zelda
The Forsaken reviews
Link's soul is broken. Is it beyond redemption? WARNING: Contains strong violence and some sexuality.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Link, Zelda
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