Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
I am completely rewriting my profile. Though I doubt anyone really cares.
"The idiotness that is us."One of my best friends, when we were running around outside with teal rubber gloves playing with her dog.
"You can't shoot an unarmed upside down man!" Mckay to Ford, Stargate Atlantis.
"You will go out there you silly hysterical screaming queen and come back a big passing-for-straight Broadway star!" The Producers
"I assume I am staring at you stoically." - Teal'c to Invisible!Jack, Stargate SG-1
A conversation between my friend Joe and me at lunch one day
"I'm seasoning you, Joe! Seasoning of the Italian!"
"I get it, dammit! Italian seasoning! Ahh, it went it in my eye!"
"Sorry, but if you don't want to be seasoned with salt you should have said something."
Between me, Nikki, and Adrian
"Do you want a doughnut?"
A few hours later...
"Hey Adrian, guess what?"
"Nikki gave me a choclate covered doughnut!"
"What! I want a doughnut!" runs off in search of Nikki and doughnuts
Josh steps out of the shadows "She is so gullible."
"It's why we love her..wonder how she'll react when she realizes I got the last one."
"Oh look a pentagram! oh I'm homely." - Joe
"The sky's blue because of the ocean! It's all because of the ocean!" - my sister, Heather
Affliction: 2/12/2010 Being rewritten. First two rewritten chapters posted.
What Can Happen When You Don't Like Kittens: Complete