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Joined 04-14-05, id: 794785, Profile Updated: 09-01-14
Author has written 5 stories for One Piece, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

Hello, I am traffycake, and here's my profile:

Name: Sam

Age: 22

Gender: Female

Hair Color: Light brown/blonde (natural); auburn (dyed)

Eye Color: Green

Height: 5' 6"

Favorite Shows: Hannibal, Supernatural, Neighbors from Hell, Drawn Together

Favorite Anime: Makai Ouji, Ao no Exorcist, One Piece, Kuroshitsuji, Axis Powers Hetalia, Shingeki no Kyojin

Favorite Cartoons: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Invader Zim, Courage the Cowardly Dog

Favorite Etc.: DRAMAtical Murder, Outlast, Hanna is Not a Boy's Name, Resident Evil

Hello, my precious darlings! I'm widely known as traffycake from Deviantart. I am happy to write all this good romance smut for you. Be pleased to know I'm currently in the process of writing again! QuQ I've been neglecting my FF.net for TOO long. I plan to write more oneshots and actually post them!

traffycake

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Twin Souls by Liralen Li reviews
2000 years ago, Ukitake Jyuushiro and Kyouraku Shunsui went to Yamamoto's Academy. This story goes from when they met to the point where they achieved shikai, and why they're the only two in Soul Society with twin blades. Mild yaoi content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 190,839 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Finally by keep-me-posted reviews
On exactly eight days after his and Calhoun's uncelebrated 6-month anniversary, Felix sneaks off from a random party to spend the evening with her. But having not been together this way since their wedding night, Felix finds himself a little out of practice. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2012 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Salrynn's Shrine by solarpowered reviews
That island had seemed rather nice, normal, and pretty much like all the other islands they had visited so far. But it wasn't until they had left the island some months ago that Sanji realized why it was so different. Mpreg&smut to come.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,451 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice by Dhampir72 reviews
Hanna was shamelessly in love with the man who made him cappuccinos at the bookstore café where he worked. AU Hanna/ …
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 145,400 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
All Because Of That Party by Me and Gaara 4ever reviews
'It had all started with that damn party. He knew he shouldn't have gone. He knew he shouldn't have drank. He knew he shouldn't have sex with the one person who he was in love with.' Kid's pregnant and Soul is the father...will Kid tell him? Mprg! R&R!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
First Time by Pezlie reviews
It's Halloween, and after a lovely night out trick or treating Soul and Kid retire to Soul's apartment. LEMON. SoulxKid. Happy Halloween!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Enough by watch-me-write reviews
There was but one particular place and time when Soul did not approve of Kid's over-obsessive neurotic behaviour concerning symmetry and that place was in their bedroom and that time was when they were trying to have sex. Blindfolds and sex. Somewhat AU. For tsuki-san, Iraina and Bloody Autumn.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Draw A Circle by Carrot The LuvMachine reviews
While cleaning his room, Arthur stumbled upon a box of old photos from during Alfred's childhood. His fairy friends noticed the look of nostalgia in his eyes and decided to lend him a hand in the only way they see fit. Mpreg USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,263 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
It Runs in the Family by Al Heiderich reviews
MPREG -x- Kid, Maka and Soul have been happily married for nearly a decade. They're now waiting for their expected first child. But, unexpected events unroll at the same time. Shinigami is not surprised, though – afterall, it runs in the family.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Death The Kid
Business Proposal by Envy911 reviews
Doflamingo has a business proposal for his fellow Shichibukai, but Crocodile wants to get something out of it too. It goes well for both parties in the end. DonCroc, explicit sexual scenes.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Doflamingo, Crocodile - Complete
Hook up by Envy911 reviews
Doflamingo thinks Crocodile and him should 'hook up'....again. Crocodile thinks it sounds like a good idea with how things went last time. Told almost entirely as a flash back. PWP and heavy smut.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Crocodile, Doflamingo - Complete
When Pasta Is To Blame by FroggyFran reviews
Maybe Romano and Feliciano are even more alike than we thought. GermanyxN.Italy SpainxS.Italy MPREG full lemon in later chapters fourshot -First Hetalia, please go easy-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Chase x Omi Drabbles by Arius Kei reviews
A collection of ChaseOmi drabbles. Don't like, don't read. Please, if you hate the pairing, there is something called a search engine. Or use character filters
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Chase, Omi
Dedication by clam theif reviews
NoitoraxTesla. Day in, day out, he shadows Noitora, barely saying a word, memorizing his motions. But having a shadow of someone can be exhausting, stressful, even...arousing to the point of hatred. But is it really hatred? Rape even? Or is it consensual?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
24 Chips of Bone to Make a Mask to Hide the Truth by Tasogare-Taichou reviews
A series of vignettes following Shinji and Hiyori's evolving relationship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,632 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Hiyori S., Shinji H. - Complete
Three Men and a Baby by Mastermind Sphinx reviews
Random, unrelated, oneshots about the 11th Division, Zaraki, Yachiru, Ikkaku and Yumichika . Most are comedy but there's some fluff. Be warned that there's Ikkaku/Yumichika slash in most of them. Nothing graphic though, the rating is for foul language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A.
A Special Present for a Special Day by Seelie Spright reviews
It's St. Xocatl's Day and Kain has a special present for Aido!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
They were the lucky ones by The Neliel Tu reviews
Oneshot! Sosuke Aizen and Ichimaru Gin have a training session! But what happens when training leads to more...so much more?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2008 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Sexy Candy by Rynnette Lively reviews
Kisuke makes a new erotic candy that is akin to a powerful aphrodisiac. Unfortunately, Yoruichi finds his new creation and samples his supply, leaving him to deal with a very horny kitty.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/14/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Ninja Drabbles by KouenTaisa reviews
Drabbles for any pairing within the Naruto region that I can write. The rating will go up when I add more drabbles and will match the drabbles within! So go ahead and read!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 1/29/2006
Solstice by Pernshinigami reviews
Spring solstice in Seireitei, the sakura are blooming, Ikkaku's been promoted, and Yumichika's feeling frisky...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Ururu Has a What? by cbhwrites reviews
I don't believe it! Ururu couldn't have gotten a crush. Who has become the apple of her eye? Will she get her hands on them? KisYor Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/1/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Soft by Sekiseishi reviews
Gin x IzuruGin is confused about his lieutenant and why he behaves the way he does. Barelythere angst, mild romance, light yaoi. Softcore lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
For the Love of Pancakes! by Everywhere Yet Nowhere reviews
.:One shot, slight KisuYoru:. Yoruichi pays a late night visit to Kisuke... and in the morning, they make pancakes. Just a little drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Yoruichi S., K. Urahara - Complete
Good Manners by batmanatee reviews
A Xiaolin Showdown between Jack and Kimiko the gaame is Good Manners.Who will win? What's the romance in the middle? Read to find out.JackKim
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 10/12/2005
Therapeutic by Necrofuckup reviews
Dib in Therapy.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Dib - Complete
Trapped by Call the Winds reviews
Omi is bound to Chase for two reasons, one revealed in the show and one kept to himself. Chase begins to show love for Omi...something Omi needs...OmixChase
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 11/19/2005
The Phantom of the Opera by coopachan reviews
The phatom of the opera is back, boi! read about the famous play, TPOHO, which the loved naruto character's giving a new, hip hop twist! AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005
Sight by Library's Poltergeist reviews
Spinoff of Citadel of Doom. Instead of going into the Puzzle Box quietly, Wuya lashes out in her final moments, leaving the Wind Dragon stranded and one sense short. Abandoned
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005
Morning After by half-sleeping reviews
RenjiByakuya Pairing fic. Lime within.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2005
Obedience by DixieMame reviews
When Kimiko accidentally uses a new Shen Gong Wu on Jack Spicer,she gains a servant! But what happens when your former enemy starts winning you over? Finished
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
Burn by Library's Poltergeist reviews
Sonfic set to Burn by Three Days Grace. A fight between Zuko and Aang. It's set later in the series, probably in Book four. Rating to be safe warning: character death.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Aang - Complete
Hebi no Tsubaki by The Ambitious Blank reviews
The Serpent's Camellia" - Orochimaru discovers that mindless devotion can be a dangerous tool... (Kimimaro x Orochimaru, death)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2005
Rudolf the rednosed Reindeer Spoof Song by MeesiLightning reviews
Wow, amazing what you can tell with a Title Box, huh?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Complete
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Questioning reviews
When comparing Denmark and Norway, there are evident differences. Will these differences drive Denmark to the edge?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
First Taste reviews
Stepping foot into the treehive of the Libran troll, Karkat never expected what was coming next. Silly Karkles, first tastes are always bittersweet. Karkat/Terezi lemon. AU for age and plot change.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Introduction reviews
On a winter's morning, Norge, 10 years old, meets a new face...one that will be a part of him for the rest of his life...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Silence reviews
In the cold of winter, all Norge wanted was the one he loved...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
One Piece Fairytales reviews
This is a collection of Fairytales, told in the style of One Piece! Expect to find gore, romance, and just plain craziness in the land of fantasy!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Ace, Luffy