PrincessDesire
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Joined 06-11-01, id: 79546, Profile Updated: 05-17-15
Author has written 26 stories for Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy VII, X-Men, X-Men: Evolution, South Park, and Supernatural.

I'm a 33 year old chick. My hobbies are writing, reading, playing games (video or tabletop), and failing to achieve postures in yoga.

I write the following fandoms:

Final Fantasy 8: My favorite pairing is SeiferxZell; that's why Seifer picks on Zell, you know. Cold Feet, Do Over, Quirky, and Zephyr are all that pairing. After that, I like Seifer and Squall, because of hot rivalry sex. Road Trip and Squall and the Beast contain them. Three of mine: Cybersex Chatroom of Balamb Boyness, Invasion of the Body Snatching Sniper, and Thanksgiving Grief involved Squall and Irvine romance, which I'm not even that big on, so I have no idea why three of them have that pairing. Irvine and Seifer fall in lust in Painting a Picture. The really random pairing of Seifer and Laguna shows up in Libido which was a giftfic. I would never normally stick those two together. :P

X-men: Nightcrawler is a dashing, indigo-furred, prehensile-tailed stud-muffin and he is my favorite X-men. In Cliched Revenge, he attempts to win over Shadowcat using a little strategic jealousy. This is in the Evolution fanverse. My story Manly Wager involves Wolverine and Beast. Those two were chosen because I thought it'd be incredibly hard to write while staying in character. Wolverine is SO damned straight. I was looking forward to the challenge. I really liked how it turned out and wrote the longer sequel, Caught Escaping.

South Park: Cartman is all kinds of rock. He and Kyle are madly in love in He Noticed and its sequel Tentatively Falling. This is part of a larger arc called Brother's Keeper, but the rest in its series have yet to be written, and may, in fact, stay cooped up in my brain and never make it to FF.net.

Supernatural: Supernatural, in true CW form, is bursting with attractive men which makes it ripe for my overactive imagination and underactive pen. I used to ship Destiel hard, but since the writers have done their damnedest to squash not only the inherent romantic bond, but the entire relationship between Castiel and Dean, I have lost interest. Frankly, the way Dean has acted since season 7, I think Cas can do much better. Still, I wrote a drabble called Warmth about the pairing. Since season 7, I have become much more interested in my pre-season fascination with Dean and Sam. R̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ Wrong and Wrong is an undeniably messed up version of Wincest. My fanfiction magnus opus is not yet on FF.net as it was written for the J2 Big Bang and is not allowed to be posted yet. When it is, it will have artwork and everything. Look for that in mid-July of 2015.

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Irrefutable Connection by ErmengardeSecret reviews
L lays open his life, soul and existance to Light and Light does the same for L, writing the last of his secrets upon L's skin. Light and L forge an unbreakable agreement to never betray each other; aiding and influencing one another without fear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,883 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/13/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Relationships for Dummies by Mostly Harmless III reviews
SLASH Laguna Loire does things by the book. A pesky relationship with his son isn't going to get this president down. Quite the opposite, actually. Spoilers, INCEST, angst. You have been warned. Sequel to "Atmosphere" but can be read independently.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,263 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Laguna L., Squall L.
Kissing Friends by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Friends surprise each other under the mistletoe. Kurtty.
Excalibur - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Shadowcat, Nightcrawler - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Tell Tail by TheRebelFlower reviews
Kitty Pryde cannot sleep oneshot, very short Kurtty fic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
A Room with a View by Ansketil reviews
AU. PalpatineAnakin I kid you not. Will get Dark, of course. Palpatine wants to seduce Anakin. Anakin wants to seduce Palpatine but not in quite the same way! How long will it take for each to realise the other's intentions? FINISHED!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,468 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Kitchen Chair by m.jules reviews
She tied you to her kitchen chair - She stole your crown and she cut your hair - And from your lips she drew the hallelujah" GambitRogue, WolverineRogue.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2005
Gingerbread Houses by Minarya reviews
What are a few burnt holiday cookies between friends? Kurt and Ororo find out.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
True Love's Kiss by Lady Tempest reviews
Light parody/humor fic. Squall is Rinoa's one true love. As they spend a romantic evening alone, trouble brews. How does meanie Seifer fit in to the story? Not all may be as it appears so, read to find out!! Rinuall, Squeegie fic ^_~ *Complete*
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2001 - Published: 7/24/2001 - Complete
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Taking in Strays reviews
The night of the fire, Sam is taken by an angel and raised as a hunter with no knowledge of his Winchester ties, so when he meets Dean, he doesn't know that he's not supposed to be attracted to him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,860 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2015
Warmth reviews
A Destiel Drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
R i g h t Wrong and Wrong reviews
Season 6. Sam wants Dean to remember something that he's repressed. Warnings: Underage (17-13), mild dub-con, guilt, FMM (OCxDeanxSam), MM (DeanxSoulless!Sam)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., OC - Complete
Caught Escaping reviews
Sequel to Manly Wager. Beast is tired of being lonely and just needs to escape the mansion for a while. He and Wolverine tag along with Rogue on her trip back home.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Manly Wager reviews
A friendly wager over a game of pool might turn Hank and Logan into more. Will have sequels later.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Tentatively Falling reviews
Part Two in the Brother's Keeper Arc. Cartman and Kyle's relationship develops.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,729 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
He Noticed reviews
First in the Brother's Keeper arc. This is a KylexCartman pairing, my favorite. In this installment, Kyle has been cutting himself and Cartman notices.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Breakup reviews
Stan has dumped Kyle and Cartman is pleased as punch over Kyle's misery. He wants to help make Kyle even worse. Eventually there will be romance though I'll be damned if I know which pairing. Slash of course; straight fiction gives me the heebies.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Kyle B.
Cliched Revenge reviews
Rogue pretends to be Kurt's girlfriend to make Kitty jealous. The plot has been done six million times before, I know. This is my first straight fanfiction.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie
Zephyr reviews
Pretty short little story about Seifer seeking forgiveness a handful of years after the whole "incident." Entwines on the same timeline as Kinky. I may wrap them up together with a follow up chapter if people seem to like it.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Seifer A., Zell D. - Complete
Libido reviews
Laguna visits his son and falls instantly in lust with Seifer. I put this up a long time ago, but it got taken down cause of the NC17 rating. This is the edited for M version now.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Laguna L., Seifer A. - Complete
Cybersex Chatroom of Balamb Boyness reviews
I've read a million of these type stories and I can see why there are so many. So fun to write! The Garden boys are all on the same gay chatroom.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Dirty Final Fantasy Limericks reviews
I was thinking that I hadn't written anything for a while, so here's a short naughty treat.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2005
Quirky reviews
Homosexual tension awakens Garden to the fact that their world is less than complete. SeiferxZell and SquallxIrvine.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Zell D., Seifer A.
On Trial reviews
After the Ultimecia incident, Seifer goes on trial for the crimes he committed.Unfinished.Newly updated just to clean up the formatting.This is an OLD story and waves a red flag of mediocrity. Since I can't remember how I intended to end it, I might not.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Seifer A., Squall L.
Valentine's Day As An Excuse For Sex reviews
Just a quickie that I thought up a few years ago for V-day and then lost. Here it is now though.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/24/2004
Invasion of the Body Snatching Sniper reviews
A really silly, slightly OOC Irvine fic. He borrows Rinoa's body to get to Squall.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2003
Painting A Picture reviews
Irvine takes up a hobby...Seifer. Errr... coughs I mean photography.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Irvine K., Seifer A. - Complete
Regarding Seifer reviews
Seifer is brain damaged and must learn how to talk, walk, and love again. This is a mystery yaoi pairing. Watch out for the character death. It's sad. But, it ends as happy as I could make it.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003
Squall and the Beast reviews
Seifer is turned into a beast by an enchantress and only our grumpy hero can break him out of the spell with love. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Squall L., Seifer A.
Cold Feet reviews
Thought I'd try dialogue only. Yaoi, of course. It was just a fun little experiment. Please tell me what you think.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Seifer A., Zell D.
Fan reviews
Selphie is a major FF7 fan and Zell (her man) just got a Sephiroth doll. Read on to see how she gets it out of him.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2002
Garden Legends reviews
The first in a series of urban legends starring our favorite Balamb students. In this one, Squall accidentally falls victim to the green M&M legend.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/5/2002
Road Trip reviews
YaoiSeifer gets a new car and the boys become Esthar tourists.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2001 - Squall L., Seifer A.
Thanksgiving Grief reviews
Squall mourns the loss of Irvine and the chance to confess his feelings
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/12/2001 - Squall L., Irvine K. - Complete
Do Over reviews
Seifer gets the opportunity to change his past. My personal favorite.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2001 - Seifer A., Zell D.