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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

21 year old male from Canada

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Red Forest by Stanley Max reviews
Story By iamthedoorway on Which is deleted on a Different Site
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/24/2020 - [Harry P., Molly W.] Andromeda T.
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 2,777 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Witch 3 by Argo0 reviews
Harry Potter manages an up and coming girl band called Witch 3, made up of his best friends since childhood. Of course, right before their first big show, the girls have a surprise for him, one that he's more than eager to accept, even if the clock is ticking. SMUT HP/HG/SB/DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 496 - Published: 7/11/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Hermione G., Susan B.] - Complete
Batman and the Sluts of Gotham by Andrei Rian reviews
Batman finds a pattern with women in Gotham, including Catwoman and others
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 264 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn - Complete
Team Meeting by LemonJuicer reviews
The Justice League have triumphed over evil once again. How will they celebrate though? The powerful yet gorgeous ladies of the team know exactly how they want to party. Graphic Smut/Lemon. One-shot. OOC. PWP. (Inspired by one of Smutgasm's fics) A little bit of love.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, John S./Green Lantern, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl - Complete
Potters Hands: Hufflepuff by KadenDominus reviews
(Au, OOC, Post-War) 3rd Installment in the Potter's Hands Series. Susan Bones has a not so little and not so secret crush on the boy-wonder Harry Potter but won't ruin their friendship for her fantasized night of passion. In the midst of re-structuring and training the DA, can Susan gather the courage to ask for her birthday wish?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Harry P., Susan B.] - Complete
Percy's fun misadventures by Ace13113 reviews
All characters owned by Rick Riordan. Lemons, lemons, more lemons...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,772 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Reyna R.
Christmas with the Grangers by Argo0 reviews
Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend's family, and though things between the Grangers seem sour, it quickly becomes the best Christmas ever. Harry/Hermione/Hermione's mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,269 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 803 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Mr. Granger - Complete
Overcoming The Past by SilverOcelot reviews
When Oliver reveals to Thea that he's still in love with Laurel Lance, she urges him to go after her. Oliver/Thea family bonding. Oliver and Laurel smutfic.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Black Canary/Earth-1 D. Laurel Lance] - Complete
A Helping Hand by johnprewett reviews
Harry and Ginny need a helping hand in their wedding night. Luckily, Ginny has a loving mother who would do everything for her daughter. Really everything. HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W., Molly W. - Complete
Inheritance by megamatt09 reviews
The events of the graveyard result in interesting ramifications as Lord Voldemort is not the only one who returns to a body. Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P., N. Tonks, Fleur D.] - Complete
The Potter Family Chronicles by Prefect Potter reviews
When Daphne expresses her insecurities, Harry decides to prove to her that she's just as wonderful and sexy as the day he married her. He didn't expect his two teenage daughters and his wife's best friend to want the same treatment. Warnings inside. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,742 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Perodite by redwarrioroflight reviews
She never met a man like him, one who she didn't see as a tool like she did other men. He burns her soul with true love, love she seeks amongst the mortals she tests so readily to see the strength of their love. She's not to used to being jealous, but he is hers and doesn't want to share. Perodite. PrimoridalPercy. PrimoridalAphrodite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 648 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Aphrodite, Percy J. - Complete
Permeter by redwarrioroflight reviews
"Like daughter, like mother." Millenniums ago, Persephone fell for someone she shouldn't, Hades Lord of the Underworld. Demeter couldn't understand what her daughter saw in that fiend she calls a brother/son-in-law. Millenniums later, Demeter falls for someone she shouldn't, the true "Ultimi" Percy Jackson. And then Demeter understands Persephone. Permeter!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 410 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Percy J., Demeter - Complete
A Bit of Teenage Rebellion by Romantic Silence reviews
When everyone thinks you're a hero, sometimes you forget that you're only human. As Harry struggles with coming to terms with his destiny and the death of Sirius, Hermione visits for a night of fun. With no Dursleys around, Harry and Hermione decides it's time for a bit of teenage rebellion. However, before they know it, secrets unravel, and confessions are made. H/Hr. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 291 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Girl who Imprinted by CCRevival reviews
The Volturi ran off with their tails between their legs, but a gathering that large of supernatural creatures attracted attention from the magical world. The magical world is still rebuilding from Voldemort so Harry gets sent. He finds trouble quickly with vampires - and an infatuated shape shifter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 205,140 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Leah
The Broom Closet by TheIndigoRaven reviews
Harry arrives late to the Weighing of the Wands, and experiences a very different, and much more intimate 'interview' with Rita Skeeter. Harry/Rita Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 256 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P., Rita S.
More than just Teammates by drphil01 reviews
Set before 4th year and after Quidditch World Cup, Harry has a surprise encounter with one of his teammates. He later makes a surprise discovery at Gringotts. HP/KB/AS/AJ fanfic. Rated M for sex scenes and language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,251 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Katie B. - Complete
Finding Home by KennethRose reviews
AU, 3-shot, begins during GoF. Harry Potter is feeling down after the reactions after his name is chosen by the Goblet, and he seeks a refuge at the Three Broomsticks one night. See how this seemingly small encounter shapes his aspirations and life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,689 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 264 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P., Rosmerta - Complete
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 291 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
Hot by merlinsbeard73 reviews
Something that I wrote during the hot summer and now that winter is here I thought we could use a warm up! Harry and Hermione having fun in the summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Labours of Perseus reviews
In which Percy labours to engage in intercourse with every female in the PJO universe (and then a whole bunch from outside), in alphabetical order of course. P is for PWP, L is for Lemons, N is for NC17. Completed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 250,518 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Seducing Harry Potter reviews
In which Millicent Bulstrode attempts to seduce and murder the Boy-Who-Won himself, Harry Potter. HP/MB lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Harry P., Millicent B. - Complete
Filled with Pride reviews
In which the Gryffindor males of Harry's year congregate with Lavender. OOC, PWP, lemon, and smut. Lavender/Ron/Harry/Neville/Dean/Seamus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete