Author has written 6 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleach, Harry Potter, and Charmed.
HI! Wellcome to my humble adobe. My name is Billi (not really it's actially Bilyana but I doubt most people would even want to try saying it). I'm 20 this year a Sagittarius.
Born in: 28.11.1989
I am a student of the University of Sofia (that’s in Bulgaria) – Psychology is what I’m studying there. I like anime:
Bleach, Slayers, Hellsing, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ghost Hunt, Dragonball (without GT, honestly I don’t know what the writers were thinking), The Wallflower and a little bit of Gundam…
Are just some of the anime that I like.
I read a lot of Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Robert Rankin and other authors of the wonderful ganre ‘Funny Fantasy’ (that’s what I call it anyway). My favourite books are :
Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman –this book is hilarious. I was laughin through most of it.
The hollow chocolate bunnies of the apocalypse by Robert Ranking - I think the title speaks for itself.
Artemis Fowl books by Eoin Colfer – I think that the whole concept is very interesting.
Quotes I like (I love profiles where they write funny things like these):
Optimism may not solve everything, but it annoys enough people to be worth the effort.
One day we'll look back, laugh awkwardly, and change the subject. But until that day comes, lets never speak of this again.
The difference between man and animal, is just 2 meals.
I don't fight, I don't argue. I just hit that chick with the bottle.
When life throws you lemons, throw 'em back, and then beat the hell out of life with whatever blunt object you can find lying around. I mean, damn it, life threw lemons at you! You're not just gonna take that , are you? Seriously man, don't be a little punk. Make life sorry it ever messed with you. Life won't pull that st again
I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!
Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree
Or, to put it another way, if you see a long line of rats streaming off of a ship, the correct assumption is not gosh, I bet that's a real nice boat now that those rats are gone
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar!
Worrying about a large institution, especially when it has computers, is like worrying about a large gorilla, especially when it's on fire.
Rats is like sausages only they got fur an' stuff
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
History, contrary to popular theories, is kings and dates and battles.
Don’t put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That’s why they’re called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes.
A European says: I can't understand this, what's wrong with me? An American says: I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?
What your soldier wants-- really, really wants -- is no-one shooting back at him.
Everything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out wrong.
Suicide was against the law. Johnny had wondered why. It meant that if you missed, or the gas ran out, or the rope broke, you could get locked up in prison to show you that life was really very jolly and thoroughly worth living.
It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.
Scientists have calculated that the chance of anything so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.
"You're dead," he said. Keli waited. She couldn't think of any suitable reply. "I'm not" lacked a certain style, while "Is it serious?" seemed somehow too frivolous.
It wasn't blood in general he couldn't stand the sight of, it was just his blood in particular that was so upsetting.
The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap, and much more difficult to find...
Wizards didn't kill ordinary people because a) they seldom noticed them and b) it wasn't considered sporting and c) besides, who'd do all the cooking and growing food and things.
There was a respectful silence, as there always is when large sums of money have just passed away.
The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
I don't remember where I got most of them but the last 11 quotes come from Terry Pratchett or one of his books. (That man just cracks me up)
ANYWHO! If anyone has the sudden urge to write to me for whatever... you can find me at email@example.com (I had a hotmail account but no one even tried to remember it so I left it alone, it's probably not active anymore)
I don't think there's anything else to be telling so... yeah
P.S:Now I have an account on Deviantart.com and there I have drown pictures of some of my OCs and Tatsuki from Bleach (I think she's really smoking cool). Whoever wants to check it out, here's link:
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions and your not afraid to admit it, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Hotaru Matsumoto, randomnessgirl, Double Princess, Little Sakura Blossom, roo17, dragonlayer
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are insane and love it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
94 percent of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Copy & Paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the 6 percent rofl-ing. (Yeah, like no one's done THIS one before...)
If you have ever felt like stabbing Yagami Light through the eyeball with a blunt fork, copy & paste.
If you loved Wall-E and you don't care how fricken kiddy it was, copy and paste into your profile.
If copy & paste things piss you off, and you do them anyways... you know what to do.
If you've ever done something really stupid and only realised how stupid it was a few days (or weeks or months...) later, copy and paste.
91 percent of people mistake randomness for stupidity. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you like blueberry muffins.
93 of the female population under 19 would be screaming in horror if the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off of the Empire State building. Paste this into your profile of you would be one of the 7 percent wondering why so many people liked them that much.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.