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Joined 06-13-16, id: 7959975, Profile Updated: 12-30-16
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Hello there! Echo! (echo... echo...)

Welcome! I've been a voracious reader of FF for years, but never really thought about dabbling until this past summer, when I started writing Unfinished. I sent it to a friend just for kicks, and it turns out I don't completely suck as a writer. So I decided to test my theory by posting here :)

Lover of lemons, fruit and otherwise.

Mid-twenties, poser millennial whose pleasures are all guilty (e.g. red wine. Lots and lots of red wine).

I have a love to hate/hate to love relationship with D.C., where I'm located, mostly because I dig the location but the social aspect can feel a little isolating (not that I spend a lot of time talking about that in my stories).

I have a secret and irrational fear of falling and dying on those long escalators in the Metro stations. One false step and I'm rapidly descending into the fiery p-I mean, waiting patiently at the golden gates :)

Geez, I've practically told you my life story. Any more details and you'll have to buy me dinner.

Thanks for reading, reviewing, favoriting, following, recycling, breathing, and generally being an awesome person (as I assume my readers are). It ya want, visit/follow me on twitter (cue groan and rolled eyes): @rem_edy_25!

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Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10663 - Favs: 6,148 - Follows: 4,301 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heiress of Lord Henry More by Nofrure reviews
Bella is a young doctor who during a flight is asked to help an old man. This is how she meets the man who should have been her grandfather, becoming The Heiress of 12 billion dollars, putting her in the path of Lord Edward Cullen. It will surprise you
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 186,695 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hot Tree Guy by dontlookdontask reviews
Bella has a tiny apartment, a dwindling savings fund, and a giant dog. All she wants is a nice little Christmas tree. A/H, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,234 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kush by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"One hit will make you change your mind."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,488 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,004 - Reviews: 15933 - Favs: 6,168 - Follows: 4,799 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,143 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 5,768 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
WRITTEN AS A O/S in 2011 for Fandom Against D/V. CONTINUED as short story in 2014. Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,133 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6365 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7761 - Favs: 4,173 - Follows: 3,051 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12532 - Favs: 8,393 - Follows: 6,320 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3971 - Favs: 4,663 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 3,265 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Nature by m7707 reviews
An expert in vampire psychology, Dr. Bella Swan is assigned to the Institute's most intriguing captive to date: Edward Cullen. But who is studying whom? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,162 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7568 - Favs: 10,980 - Follows: 5,949 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12936 - Favs: 8,205 - Follows: 6,278 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14403 - Favs: 16,139 - Follows: 8,540 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Unfinished reviews
We were friends until two years ago, when he left. I moved on until he moved back. Now, we just might be able to be friends again-or I'm just fooling myself. Oh, and also, that guy I just assaulted in the coffee shop? Apparently he's my new boss...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,581 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
Unfinished Outtakes reviews
Just some snapshots and behind the scenes flashbacks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Bella, Edward
Funhouse reviews
Entry for We Heart Mobward contest. Judges Hopesparkles's 2nd choice and FallingInLoveInDecember's 3rd choice. Every town has a weird family that everyone avoided. For the longest time, that was the Newtons. They largely committed petty crimes, but that's what danger looked like then. That was the biggest threat to our way of life. Then the Cullens came.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,408 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 172 - Published: 4/17
The Peacock and the Crane reviews
*One-shot* Entry for the Beyond the Bedroom Contest. Queen or wife. Prince or husband. War or peace. Let the games begin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/13 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Occurrence reviews
*One-shot* Written for the Beyond the Bedroom Contest. A once successful teen star, Bella Swan has a chance to redeem herself after a string of box office failures by acting in a small art film. If only it wasn't alongside her reformed ex, who was climbing his way back up, post-rehab and arrest. Who's to say what's real and what isn't-when it's behind cameras?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yours, Off the Record reviews
1st Place Popular Choice and Judge's Choice of P.S. I Love You Contest. Individual judge's choice by LyricalKris, BellaFlan, BoydBlog, 2old4fanfic, and Redtini. Winner of Give Us More, Fell off the bed laughing, and Butterflies in the Stomach awards. Bella arrives in D.C. as an advice columnist. Enter mentor Edward Cullen, Big Shot investigative reporter and Asshole Extraordinaire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 166 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mutually Assured Destruction reviews
"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero. Sometimes what it needs is a monster." Isabella Swan had a plan-Find. Infiltrate. Destroy. That all changes when the prodigal son of Carlisle Cullen returns after a five year absence, suspicious of the circumstances of his father's death and her involvement, with his own agenda. Ready or not, here I come. You can't hide.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Bella, Edward