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Retired auto worker, In need of mental stimulation. I adore my family, Yet they do not enjoy sarcasm as much as I. I enjoy laughing too much, It has gotten me in trouble in the past and will in the unforeseeable future. I have recently been enjoying my attention deficit disorder. So I like fishing, Monty Python, Kevin Smith movies and My imagination. Did you notice the slight tangent after the sentence about my ADD? Get used to it Im a smartass. I dislike stale cookies and chips, rated r movies without nudity, chicken liver, and long lines anywhere. I also enjoy those things in which I cannot control, like other peoples will, severe weather, and most sneezes. I love a well written joke no holds barred. Nothing is sacred. Even jokes on me. Not as much when its on me though. I thoroughly enjoy quotes that are really inspirational or fun. I know when they are good because I think to myself, "I wish I would have thought of that". Thats all I have. Namaste

Penal Nectar
The Gang becomes their own worst enemy, in a modern day scenario. Norton's hair brained scheme to get Ralph out of trouble lands both of the boys in hot water, and The Big Houseā€¦
Honeymooners - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Complete