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Joined 06-16-16, id: 7970533, Profile Updated: 02-10-20
Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, 91 Days, Avatar, Avatar: Last Airbender, Naruto, Public Enemies, and Gintama.

Hello, fellow humans.

That's about all I have to say...

But I'll say more, even if it's not relevant and no one will read through it. Because honestly, who reads through a more-than-a-thousand-words profile?

I like ice cream, but only the boring flavours. Although I have recently discovered a brilliant ice cream place that makes heavenly lemon flavour.

Barbie/Disney films are still the shit even as a semi-adult.

I will say something that might not be true at all just to see who believes me. (Which is, I am convinced of this, how every religion started out.)

I enjoy anything that makes me laugh. That means I spend my time reading hilarious books, articles, fanfictions when really I should be practicing being a responsible adult. Just kidding. I shall never grow up!

My pet cat died years ago and I want a new one. But also not, because it'd be replacing her and... Well I'm just not ready for it yet, ok?

Music and food. They are the deities I swear by.

Also, hiking is fun.

I love sailing.

The sun is also pretty cool. Like that one guy who always stands on my street corner smoking his brains out, but he's got some interesting opinions.

I hate public transportation. Bikes are cool, though. Cars, too, if I can drive. Or if the driver can actually drive a car. Not a fan of SUVs, though. Just... is all that room really necessary?

I paint. As in oil painting. I'm not that good though.

I used to play the guitar, but I gave it up around the time my cat died (it was a very emotional time for me) and am too lazy to start it up again, although I always think I'd like to. I just don't do it. It's like watering my cactus.

It might surprise you, since I usually write from male perspectives: I'm a cis woman.

I think that's about it.

Always open for PMs, might take a while to answer, though. (A very long while.)


Unless the Story says it's 'complete' it is not abandoned. I don't update regularly. (a year in between updates is possible and has happened)

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Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,196 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 5,563 - Follows: 5,956 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 290,190 - Reviews: 8214 - Favs: 8,093 - Follows: 8,214 - Updated: 9/29 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Chains by Kayo-San reviews
A person who can't remember how she died, or when she died, woke up one day as Haruno Sakura. More importantly, this person knew nothing of the Naruto Universe. Semi SI/OC Insert-as-Sakura. Someone not exactly out to save the world, someone unknowing of the assumed future and mostly, drags her chains along, trying to survive. Introspective Fic, Gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 202,057 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Satis by Eiserne reviews
Integra dies, only to wake up in the past, as a fifteen-year-old. AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,219 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/8/2016 - [Integra, Alucard] Seras
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,037 - Reviews: 3276 - Favs: 7,903 - Follows: 8,344 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
Memoirs of a Suicidal Pirate by Marshmellowtime reviews
Getting murdered while trying to kill yourself is bad luck. Getting reincarnated after that is just a bad joke. But Toonami reruns and cheap commissions info have taught her this world has plenty of chances to get yourself killed. It can't be that hard. "So you're actually trying to die?" "Yes." "You know you're his nakama now, right?" "So?" "...Good luck with that." Oc/?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 320,279 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 2/14/2019 - Mihawk, T. Law, unknown 1, OC
Like a River by Countess Millarca reviews
She didn't ask to be Haruno Sakura, but if she has to deal with being her, then so will everyone else. SI!Sakura. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,075 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 9/14/2019 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 7,837 - Follows: 9,668 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
New Beginnings by Big-bird-8674 reviews
When Naruto wakes up in some alternate timeline decades before he's even born, he is obviously confused. Of course, when he wakes up in someone else's body as well, naturally, there aren't even words to describe how he feels. AU, Time travel, OOC-ness... M-rated for Hidan, screaming, swearing and over-the-top violence. Reader discretion is advised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 136,395 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Hidan
ain't no rest for the wicked by Lazuli Quetzal reviews
Hayakawa Mori is ANBU cannon fodder. So when the Kyuubi breaks free and takes control of Uzumaki Naruto, he's not surprised that he ends up dead. What he is surprised about is that somehow, he accidentally kills the Uzumaki brat in the process - and the Kyuubi is not happy about it. (Time travel and OC-centric, but canon characters will be playing major roles!) ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,035 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Itachi U., Iruka U., Hiruzen S., OC
and much madness must make by XxZuiliu reviews
Being reborn in a chaotic fantasy world of superhuman pirates isn't quite as terrifying as being reborn the daughter of a heartless, gluttonous cannibal. [OC, AU, extended one-shot]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,094 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 7/17/2019 - Published: 4/23/2018 - OC, Big Mom/Charlotte Linlin, Charlotte Brûlée, Charlotte Katakuri - Complete
Pushing Up Daisies by WinchesterNimrod reviews
A grumpy, irritable old man is tossed into the Naruto-verse as Sasuke's twin brother and has a generally miserable time. [Male SI - swearing. On AO3. Story not dead I'm just hella busy - not abandoned - crack treated *seriously*]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,647 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Fugaku U.
Monstrous Compendium Online by Vathara reviews
Canon, Kayaba spoke of a vision; of a castle in the sky. In another world, that castle is real... The players of SAO have just signed up for a job interview. Plotting dragon style. Some dragons need to be slain.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,425 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 179 - Published: 4/26/2019 - Kirito/Kazuto K. - Complete
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Welcome To Tomorrow by Izaranna reviews
In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 246,073 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 5,073 - Follows: 5,542 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Itachi U., Minato N., Shisui U., OC
As Is the Sea Marvelous by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,480 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] [Izuna U., Tōka S.] - Complete
Once More by Gone Wanderlust reviews
Kurosaki. A name that he held in reverence, and a name he'd tried to live up to. It had been his own, but...no more. He couldn't be a Kurosaki any longer. He'd long since lost the right. He could place the blame elsewhere, Aizen was the start, but he wouldn't. It had been he that had failed in the end. He was the reason they died...but...he would make it right. No matter the cost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 4,590 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Ichigo K.
Scourgify by Pretend Fiction reviews
The words be careful what you wish for had never rung truer. "Wait... what did she just call my father? Oh, oh god no, anyone but them! Please god no! I'd rather scourgify my own blood then have them for a family! I would take the Malfoys- no, even Voldemort over them! Anyone but...!" SI-OC. Pairings undecided. Not an SI you've read before, according to reviewers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,522 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014
Rainy Days by Unidentified Pie reviews
Both Kagura and Gintoki dislike rain, but there are many ways to get over bad memories. (In which Gintoki and Kagura find solstice in the company of the Yorozuya.)
Gintama - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Gintoki S., Shinpachi S., Kagura - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 10,180 - Follows: 4,768 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Mirage of Kaleidoscopes by Lithosphere reviews
Life is a kaleidoscope full of mirrors and shards that twist and turn creating a mirage of beauty and colour and life is nothing more than a beautiful illusion, just like a kaleidoscope. Self-Insert. SI. OC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,447 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U., OC
The Butterfly Effect by Starrie Wolf reviews
To his friends, Ichigo made a promise. "I won't fail you again. Not this time." Gen. Time travel. [16 Apr 2015] Being rewritten on AO3 for the moment, link in profile.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,916 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, K. Urahara, Yoruichi S.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 7,073 - Follows: 4,393 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Something To Look Forward To by Oroburos69 reviews
Sakura's too young, Kakashi's too...different, and neither knows what to do with a real, live friend. They both want one, though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,193 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Shortcomings by Menamebephil reviews
General Iroh is a man of many mistakes, and many, many failures.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Iroh - Complete
Unbalanced by Lost In A Dark Wood reviews
Azula explains to a less-than-enthusiastic visitor why, for the good of the world, the Avatar must die. Post-finale, in line with canon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Azula - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6592 - Favs: 18,656 - Follows: 6,788 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Insomnia by SilverKytten reviews
[PLEASE SEE BIO FOR UPDATE STATUS] When you carry world on your shoulders, who’s left to catch you when you fall? RenjixIchigo. [minor spoilers throughout]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,125 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
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In A Darker World reviews
SI/OC insert. The whole rebirth shebang never really interested me, until I was involved. As a waterbender during the Siege of the North with the memories of my past life, things go quite differently than in canon. Some things though, stay exactly (frustratingly) the same. Fair warning: Not much humour, mostly dark themes, social critique, Trigger Warning: Depression, anxiety
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 7/14/2017 - OC
Another Naruto OCSI Insert reviews
ANBU Captain Peacock knew he had the worst luck when he received the mission scroll to go after Danzo. To kill him. Yeah. That was going to end really well. [Content warning from chapt 3: anxiety, depression]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,713 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 10/13/2018
Leaving Chicago Behind reviews
She has lived there all her life. The second one, that is. She does not ask herself why she was reborn, nor does she wonder whether she has a purpose within this city. But she has considered her options, and she has decided to leave Chicago Behind. Of course, she must suffer life's complications.
Public Enemies - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/27/2019 - John Dillinger, OC - Complete
Prostitute? Sure Payment? Sugar cubes reviews
Small snippets of what I imagine Gintoki would be like in Soul Society. He meets a few interesting personalities and forges the kind of odd bonds he is so apt at creating.
Crossover - Bleach & Gintama - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Complete
Rational(?) Jake Sully reviews
What if Jake had a brain to use? What if he decided to make different plans instead of an all-out war that he'd loose if he didn't suddenly find his inner hippie and decided to go pray to a goddess that wasn't his own? [Will remain incomplete, open for adoption, just give credit for idea and what you didn't write yourself]
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Jake S., Grace A. - Complete
91 Days alternate ending reviews
Just a different ending to the last scene. M for theme of scene. (image link www. zerochan. net /2016102)
91 Days - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2017 - Complete