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Author has written 8 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Avatar: Last Airbender, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Dragon Ball Z, and One Piece.

Hello, everyone!

Name: Lisa

Age: 21

6/23/12: Hey. As of now, I just want everyone to know that I have not abandoned my stories. I'm just in the midst of serious writer's block. But more importantly, I just want to address the issue of the recent purge of fanfictions and the group "Critics United," a group of people who have taken it upon themselves to report stories that are supposedly in violation of the rules. However, while they might have started out with good intentions, they have been accused of cyber-bullying, harassing authors to make them take their stories down. One person has reported that his friend committed suicide from the comments that had been made by members of this group. STOP CYBER BULLYING. If you support the cause, please sign the petition at http://www.change.org/petitions/the-authors-of-fanfiction-net-stop-critics-united-from-cyber-bullying-our-fellow-authors-2# . We only need about 70 more signatures, but the more, the better. Let's show these self-labeled critics that we don't want them picking on us because they think our works are inferior to them, and that we won't take their bullying! Thank you.

Also, please consider signing http://www.change.org/petitions/fanfiction-net-stop-the-destruction-of-fanfiction-net , which focuses on stopping the purge of fanfics. It's over halfway to its goal of 50k signatures, so please help out!

My favorite quotes. I have a lot of them, so if you want to get straight to the stories, I suggest clicking "hide bio."

1. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

2. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup

3. You! Off my planet!

4. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

5. How do I set my laser printer to stun?

6. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

7. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

8. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

9. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

10. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

11. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. -Samuel Levenson

12. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

13. The problem with political jokes is they get elected. -Henry Cate

14. The only victory over love is flight. -Napoleon

15. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -Oscar Wilde

16. I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks. -Winston Churchill

17. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

18. I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

19. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. -Ashleigh Brilliant

20. Come to the dark side... We have cookies!

21. When I get the urge to clean, I lay down until it passes

21. It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

22. That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again

23. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished

24. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

25. They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.

26. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

27. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head

28. I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect, Therefore, that makes me perfect.

29. I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines

30. Bob: But mom! All my friends are doing it!

Bob's Mom: If your friends jumped off a building, would you?

Bob: Yes, because then there would be padding for when I landed!

31. Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

31. "Everything has a purpose" he said for no reason at all

32. I'm not paranoid, but everyone thinks I am.

33. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied it are doomed to know it's repeating.

34. Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity

35. Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.

36. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

37. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

38. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

39. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

40. What's another word for thesaurus?

41. If you were under house arrest, and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?

42. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

43. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- He hates that.

44. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

45. It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... Drink it and get on with your life.

46. Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it.

47. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

48. How can there be self help groups?

49. Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is cheap!

50. Thank God I'm an atheist- Luis Bunuel

51. I have the body of an 18 year old. I keep it in the fridge- Spike Milligan

52. Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet- Robin Williams

53. Behind every man there is a good woman, and behind that another man looking at her ass.

54. They say 1 in every 5 people is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family. Mom, Dad, me, Tom, and Kong Shen Heng. I think it's Tom.

55. Last night I was lying in bed, looking at the stars. Then I wondered, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING?!

56. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

57. I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada- Britney Spears

58. I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

59. I have my own opinions, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them- George W. Bush (Die, Bush, you insensitive, ignorant, arrogant, narrow-minded, war mongering bastard!)

60. I didn't lose my marbles! I sold them on E-bay!

61. When I have a kid, I'm gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.

62. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

63. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one.

64. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Like Congress.

65. Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

66. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory

67. If something is new, there isn't anything before it, right? But if something is improved, that means something was before it! So what do they mean by new and improved?

68. When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

69. When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade, or you can suck on them and impersonate a cat's arse.

70. Before you criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes!

71. Men, around young children, are like sponges: They either suck up vital information by the voracious bucket load, or they sit about, wetly, taking up space and getting in the way.-- Dark Humor

72. I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience

73. I'm fourteen. I don't really care. - Danny, from Danny Phantom

74. Josh: goes into kitchen Eeeyow!

Drake: Where'd the lobster bite you?

Josh: Is Megan still in the room?

Drake: Yeah

Josh: Tell ya later

Drake:cringes:

75. What! Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who want to destroy mankind?! -- Me.

76. Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.

77. Mankind is nothing but an excuse to make beings with slightly larger brains feel important

78. "Wild!" he said, twiddling the replay knob on the other side of the stadium. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again… and again… and again…!" -Ron Weasley

79. I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm out of bubble gum

80. Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

81. If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard.

82. When life gives you lemons, read them and drool. (I like this one!)

83. I'm throwing you out because I don't like you, not because I'm scared of you.

84. I’m better than normal: I’m abnormal

85. It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why you’re cool

86. Gone crazy be back later

87. Nothing is for free; even death costs you your life

88. Life is a sexually transmitted disease

89. There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed it a few miles back

90. If I killed everyone who was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep. -Alanna, Song of the Lioness

91. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to. - Alanna, Song of the Lioness

92. With age comes wisdom...of course you have yet to show me that.

93. I'm not here to wait for people, I'm here for people to wait on me.

94. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

95. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

96. If you speak to God, you're religious. If God speaks to you, you're psychotic! - Dr. House

97. "Bakura and Santa may have the same color hair, but that's about the only thing they have in common. Santa lives at the North Pole. Bakura is bipolar. Big difference." -Joey Wheeler from One Week

98. Who follows dating protocol anymore? If you like him, stalk him. - yaoi quiz (I found it in a fanfic cited as that)

99. Torture is cutting people with knives. But you can totally get away with that if you're wearing a doctor's coat. - Dr. House

100. Roses are red, violets are black, go to hell, and never come back.

101. I wasn't stalking, I was strategically following.

102. Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth

103. The Force is like ducktape: Its got a light side, a dark side and holds the universe together

104. A Wise man once said, 'I don't know, ask a girl'

105. Joy to the world! The teacher’s dead! I barbecued his head! What happened to the body? I flushed it down the potty! Round and round it goes! The toilet overflows! Joy to the world! the teacher’s dead!

106. When the sky darkens, and Armageddon finally comes...you know it's...PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! -I got this from one of the people who favorited me. I figured it was appropriate because I'm always going around saying it's peanut butter jelly time.

107. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window…I laugh.

108. My love is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

109. I reject your reality, and substitute my own!

110. If you are an evil villain, wear bright clashy clothing so as to confuse the hero

111. I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty damn shitty, and CURSE YOU ALGEBRA! -- Person who favorited me

112. You STFU and I kick your ass. It's the law of equivalent exchange...bitch.

113. Love is like chocolate. It's sweet at first, but in the end it makes you fat and miserable

114. Life is a series of generally stupid misconceptions

115. Ralph Waldo Emerson said "To be great is to be misunderstood." If that is the case, then I'm the friggin queen of the universe.

116. If a toy truck rolls towards you, you can easily stop it with your hand. However, such a tactic would not work with a real truck...

117. When life gives you pudding.. demand for lemon. - from "When Life Gives You Pudding" by Neko-Warren

118. When everything's coming towards you, you're in the wrong lane.

119. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

120. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

121. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

122. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

123. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

124. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

125. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

126. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

127. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

128. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

129. A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

130. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

131. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

132. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

133. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

134. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

135. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

136. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

137. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

138. It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. --Weinberg

139. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

140. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

141. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

142. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

143. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

144. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

145. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

146. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

147. My Reality Check bounced.

148. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

149. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

150. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

151. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

152. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

153. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

154. I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

155. Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.

156. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

157. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

158. When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry.

159. The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. -Jilly Cooper.

160. When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. -Rita Rudner.

161. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. -George Burns.

162. There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. -Doug Larson.

163. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton.

164. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. -George Burns.

165. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -Oscar Wilde

166. When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. -Mark Twain

167. Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath. -Richard Zera.

168. There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and its mother's age. -Benjamin Spock.

169. I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks. -Emo Philips

170. Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'. -Joe Namath

171. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? -Steven Wright

172. I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. -Steven Wright

173. 'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. -Dave Barry

174. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. -Winston Churchill.

175. I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? -Denis Leary

176. Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid that I'll take over.

177. I'm not arrogant. Arrogance is a flaw. I have no flaws

178. What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

179. I haven't seen this many strange letters since the last time I placed a personal ad...

180. Tell me, what's it like living in a perpetual haze of stupidity? - Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

181. The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense. -Tom Clancy

182. My life is the biggest waste of my time. – My friend Max

183. Your life is the biggest waste of my time. – Me

184. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man

can see better than he can think.

185. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

186. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

187. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

188. He who laughs last didn't get it.

189. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.- George W. Bush

190. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' – Charlie Brown

191. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Terry Pratchett

192. When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.-Peter O'Toole.

193. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -Mark Twain

194. I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.-Woody Allen

195. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

196. I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.

197. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

198. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West

199. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones

200. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

201. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

202. If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?- George Deacon

203. If you can’t beat 'em, join 'em... then when they trust you, and have their guard down, beat them into a bloody pulp!

204. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder just how the hell you DID that.

205. And send up your best bottle of red wine, free of charge, or I’ll be drinking something red, but it won‘t be wine, and you won‘t be in any condition to see it. -Knives, from the story Trigun Overload.

206. And then God said, "John, come forth, and recieve eternal life..." But John came fifth, and got... A toaster.

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir...when I was born, I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down, and the white man walked away ...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism. OOOHHH BURRNN!!

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From A Pirate's Viewpoint by Noc and NC reviews
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30 Drabbles by WarningShot reviews
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Sunrise, Sunset by balthezarian reviews
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No teacher teaches but he learns as least as much from his pupil as his pupil does from him.
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Dark Truth by Clarobell reviews
After a horrific encounter at sea, Luffy's whole personality is changed. The straw hats struggle to help their captain recover, but how can they help him if they don't even know what happened? After all, they slept while their captain was tortured. Chapter 13 up. The truth is revealed!
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To Live Again by niteryde reviews
After Buu's defeat, Vegeta finds that his third shot at life just might be his best yet.
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The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
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The Sealmaster of Konoha by FaerieLight reviews
Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. The poor blonde just can't catch a break. Eventual femNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,062 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Reciprocity by springandbysummerfall reviews
Bulma and Vegeta wrestle with their feelings for each other during the three year period. Divergent AU. Dark epic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,590 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta
Rising from the Ashes by Kari-Kateora reviews
Pein's final jutsu gave life back to those he slayed in Konoha. However, it also brought back someone who never expected to live again. Rising from the ashes, how will Minato Namikaze readapt to life and the war he is flung into?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,642 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 2,576 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 52,029 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Twice Upon a Time by NinjaWhisper reviews
All Vegeta wants to do is fall asleep and wake up to see his dead wife, Bulma, in the Otherworld. Instead, Vegeta wakes up rejuvenated over thirty years in the past to find that he's been given a second chance.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 89,132 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Bulma, Vegeta] Goku, Trunks
Déjà vu, TO THE MAX! by Mannequin Republic reviews
- "Whaa..?" Naruto spun around and looked towards the Hokage monument in wonder. When did they get rid of Baa-chan's face? And why did Sasuke look like a little kid. Heh heh, uh... Genjutsu?... Kai? Time-Travel, SasuNaruSasu, Rated M for later chapters!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,119 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
False Memories by Relden Calder reviews
What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,114 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23763 - Favs: 13,420 - Follows: 12,328 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
These Things Come in Threes by BonJiro reviews
They were all prepared for the worst, hurtling ever closer toward the inevitable encounter with the Androids and their own potential destruction. But life has a funny way of changing when the end seems nigh; counted days become precious, and even the rarest opportunity can become obvious... if only one has the courage not to see it squandered.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,124 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,133 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
The disappearing act by Hitokiri of Mibu reviews
For some strange reason Kenshin seems to be avoiding Hiko and the master is bothered by the absence of the tiny being that was his apprentice. Left with no choice he goes after his baka and read to find out the rest!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Hiko, Kenshin - Complete
The Unforeseen Ally by He11'sDomain reviews
The Akatsuki capture Sasuke and plan to interrogate him about Orochimaru. In the meantime, he must room with Itachi. Will Sasuke's horrible past be revealed? How will Itachi react? Can he save his little brother? Abuse, rape. Sasuke age 15, Itachi age 20.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,780 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
What Does the Fox Say? by phoenixyfriend reviews
Well, it certainly doesn't say anything nice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Professor's Journey by AlphaEph19 reviews
When the barrier overloads during the Hokage's fight with Orochimaru, he ends up at Hogwarts with no idea how to get back home. Will the Hokage be able to help Harry Potter save the wizarding world from TWO immortal, snake-obsessed villains? HP, Year 2
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,355 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Hiruzen S.
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
BYAM by That Gorgeous Girl reviews
Bulma pressures Vegeta into giving their 11 year old son a nice little coming of age chat and our favorite Saiyan prince reluctantly complies. Humor/Family/Romance. Rated M for adult situations and language. One-Shot. *This is the FULL version of my unfinished story formerly titled 'The Boy Who Knew Too Much' which has been removed from my profile.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Bulma, Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
Naruhime by enzhe reviews
Think the Yondaime Hokage is scary? Try asking out his daughter. AU, FemNaru, crack, fluff, series of short one shots.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Naruko U.
Visions by FireStorm1991 reviews
Bardock was not the only one who had visions of Frieza. Little Vegeta had the visions as well. Escaping to Earth, his visions lead him to meeting a young girl. Could she be the key to helping him take down a ruthless tyrant?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,648 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta
Yoko-Mama by Helexander reviews
After the first Makai Tournament, Koenma asked Kurama for one last favor. After checking into the massive surge of spiritual energy in England, Kurama returns to Japan, and the real story from there is anyone's guess. And everyone's guessing. Kurama is not amused. Hiei thinks it's hilarious.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Kurama M.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,299 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sunlight in a Dark Room by sunshine-melodi reviews
Naruto is successfully kidnapped by Itachi during a moment of weakness. With a long journey ahead of them, they grow closer in more ways than a captive should with his captor. AUish Shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,176 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
If the Villagers Were Right by Kythorian reviews
What if the villagers were right about Naruto after all? What if he really WAS the Kyubi in human form? The Fourth's seal might have held back the chakra of the nine-tailed fox, but what is the mind of a newborn against that of the greatest of the tailed-beasts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,955 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Gohan's Return by WingedFreedom622 reviews
Three years after Gohan's adventures in the world of the Shinobi, he casts aside his old world and goes back to Konohagakure to keep a promise. Just one problem. This time around, he's not alone. GohanXSakura. CH 10 up (finally)
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,856 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Gohan, Sakura H.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9466 - Favs: 8,327 - Follows: 6,280 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
Master of Desire, Slave to Lust by TemptingTemptation reviews
Vegeta is watching Bulma with an intensity of a predator, what is she doing to get so much attention?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,208 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta
Of Wine and Water by P.P.V.V reviews
COMPLETE! Because training under Hiko isn't exactly the easiest. And neither is raising Kenshin. The bond between Master and Student is deeper than meets the eye. CANON – non-yaoi, mentoring.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,930 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Hiko, Kenshin - Complete
Three Years of Uneaten Strawberries by AlwaysHatedEssays reviews
:Vegeta/Bulma: With the threat of the androids looming over the horizon, Vegeta does whatever he can to become stronger. He finds himself relying on the help of a fearless heiress with a streak of pride and sharp wit to rival his own... and somehow he begins to harbor something more than a grudging respect for her...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,153 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go home..at a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Big Spoon by wabisabija reviews
Bulma contemplates spooning over lunch. Is it really all that bad being the big spoon?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Return&Rehash by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura didn't know how she had survived the deathblow, but she was alive, somehow. She tightened her hold around Sasuke's neck, "I can't believe you tried to kill me," she snarled. She was still trembling, but whether it was in fear or anger, she couldn't tell...in which Sakura challenges fate — SasuSaku, M for Language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,708 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Collision Course by Nicicia reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are hunting Horcruxes when a Shinobi appears, literally, out of nowhere. (Will be finished)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,538 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Second Division Prohibitions by elvenarchress reviews
Crack!Fic The Whitebeard Pirates draw up a list of 150 things their beloved fire-using younger brother is forbidden from doing…He finds a lot more to do!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ace - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Littl' Bundle of Joy by Kenkaya reviews
Raising children is tough work, not for the faint of heart. Kenshin and Kaoru are learning this lesson the hard way. KxK, Himura family fluff.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Kaoru, Kenshin, Kenji - Complete
Mirror Shards by Oreramar reviews
A collection of Ao no Exorcist one-shots. Characters, ratings, and genres vary; see first chapter Table of Contents for individual details. Newest story: The Gravestone Visit. There is a cross in a graveyard. Sometimes a young exorcist visits it, cracks it a beer, and just talks for a while, for family is, perhaps, never truly gone.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,379 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
How to Train Your Titan by sinovenator reviews
Titan!Eren/Mikasa, NSFW. Apparently bearing the fate of humankind on your shoulders doesn't magically negate your hormones. Who knew?
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Arrogant Bastards by melly celly reviews
Goku's worried about Bulma taking in Vegeta, but she's not worried at all. She can handle him... maybe. Vegeta/Bulma. One Shot. Inspired by the SPAM comic: Choosing Vegeta.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. Has become AU due to recent events in the Manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
One Kiss Closer to Eternity by Tempestt reviews
Vegeta has got himself all tied up and its up to Bulma to get him free. In the case of alien abduction she'll have to use her gorgeous body instead of her brilliant mind to solve the problem.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Another Chance by kibaxkaori reviews
It was hard to tell whether Fate was finally dealing Naruto a good hand or sending him further into hell. Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,475 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Silly Earth People by KimiruMai reviews
A collection of drabbles, based on fanart by kuri kousin. 365 Moments filled with memories and incidents concerning our favorite little Briefs family, and their strange happenings.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,955 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Vegeta, Bulma
Dream of Yesterday by Somatrasiel reviews
100 Years after GT, Goku finds himself stuck in the past and working under the Frieza's merciless rule. Somehow, he must manage to make it back home amidst death, treachery and unexpected friendships.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 181,983 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Goku, Vegeta
When I Grow Up by That Gorgeous Girl reviews
Trunks is scheduled to have an after school conference with his mom and teacher and he is really not looking forward to it. Could it be because the Half-Saiyan kindergartener has landed himself into some sort of trouble? And why is Bulma running so late to the meeting? One-Shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
Again and again and again by Knowledge is a powerful tool reviews
Well, no one could fault them for getting a little crazy... timetravel did have its bad sides...too bad they didn't really care. Warning: A crackish team 7 fic! No pairings as of yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Feigning Sleep by goldfishlover73 reviews
Bulma is half asleep on the floor of her living room when she is jolted awake by a tender touch from above.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Cursed by lossehelin reviews
For a thousand years the village has known of the beast living in the old palace. A beast said to live on human blood. One father knows the truth, and is now bound by word to return a favor he has ignored for thirteen years.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 317,148 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] - Complete
One Hell of a Master by Junjou-chan reviews
One night, a boy is found on a doorstep. He remembers nothing of his past and is unwillingly thrown into a contract with a demon. Now, he must become the perfect servant and pet to the devil...or something close to it. Slightly AU and YAOI! SebaCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 375,735 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
The Vanity Princess by Confession68 reviews
COMPLETE. What is the best way to alleviate someone's boredom? How about reading them a story? Especially since they really can't do much else. LuNa, rating changed to T.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,226 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Warped by Lunaviolet reviews
Set after Goku leaves at the end of GT; Son Pan somehow gets sent back in time where she meets her family in the past. What will a 15-year old Gohan make of this? What will a 39-year old Gohan do to the being that was stupid enough to take his daughter? Rated M for language RR please
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,252 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Pan, Gohan
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lipstick by Lucillia reviews
Certain shades of make-up don't carry the same meaning for other species.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bulma - Complete
Monster by Kayasuri-n reviews
Six months can change a man's destiny. Dax was too late in rescuing Jak, and now the whole world needs to deal with the fallout. Please see note
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,846 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Jak M., Daxter
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Demon on Display! by crow-of-murders reviews
A pleasant trip to the zoo quickly turns into a Hellish nightmare! At a safe distance of course.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Baby Blues by WynterSky reviews
Team 7 convinces Kakashi to let them keep a baby found abandoned outside the village. Trouble is, none of them have the least clue what to do next. Possibly SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Day That Will Be Rued by Alarose reviews
Why are Good Samaritans always punished? Goten and Trunks were just trying to fix the broken clock up on the lookout, no one said anything about time-traveling! Oh, hey, is that Mr. Piccolo? But of course, time travel always has consequences, are Goten and Trunks ready to face them?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Dragon Ball - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,414 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Trunks, Goten, Goku
Akatsuki Babies REVAMPED by Question Point reviews
Hinata has a mission to take care of eight odd children. She's in a bit over her head. Then, there's children's tendency to turn into the most feared ninja of the century. Now, she's a missing nin taking few of a few criminally insane children with what seems like everyone at her neck. It's been a really crazy month... AkaHina SEE PROFILE FOR INFO.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,136 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
Remember the Name by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Over the course of his life, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore has had many ideas that toed the line between brilliance and lunacy. That was his thing. But hiring Team Samui and their space case master to help in the fight against the Dark Lord? Well, that goes so far beyond crazy that, with a little effort and a lot of luck, it might just wrap right back around into genius.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 89,259 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Albus D., Team Samui
Wake Me Up Inside by RayneXHatake reviews
If you had the chance to change the future, would you take it? Even if that meant making a new life for yourself and keeping everything a secret? "Sensei?" "I promise Naru, this time it will be different." eventual Kakashi/femNaruto, Time-travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 454,448 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Across Space and Time by Kanotari reviews
Bulma builds a time machine to visit Future Trunks in his own timeline. Something goes horribly wrong and she ends up in another timeline altogether where the Earth has been destroyed, Frieza still lives, and Vegeta is... well... Vegeta.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,474 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Vegeta, Bulma
Nightmare by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
A one-shot that grew into a short-story on request. Sebastian decides that despite the completion of the contract, Ciel's soul needs a little more... seasoning. Ciel had no idea of the horrors waiting for him after the end... Now edited and complete.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12051 - Favs: 14,381 - Follows: 13,034 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Telos by Abstracted reviews
The Wizarding World is in a frenzy when the Hidden Continents of Japan contacts them for the first time in 100 years, quite out of the blue. Meanwhile, Harry finds an amnesiac teenage blond in Hagrid's hut. Post 7th book!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,299 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Crazy by lolahonolulu reviews
A romantic one-shot about Bulma and Vegeta getting together. Have you ever wondered what happens on the day after the gravity room explosion?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
Mrs Jamie Watson Holmes by Pretentious Procrastinator reviews
Fem!John and Johnlock. Sherlock is injured and the NSY team are baffled when a woman shows up claiming to be his wife... Pre-Study in Pink
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All Hail The Princess by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
At Bra's first birthday party, the day is anything but dull as all the Z Fighters come together to spoil the little girl rotten. But not only does Vegeta have a gift fit for Saiyan royalty for his only daughter, but Bra shows herself to be more like her daddy than anyone supposed. One-shot. T for language.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bra, Vegeta - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Parenting: Saiyan Style by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Another fathering curveball is pitched on the day of the Sons' and the Briefs' family picnic. When bullies start picking on Trunks and Goten, they turn to their fathers for advice. Of course, Goku and Vegeta have very different ideas on how you should deal with a bully... One-shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Trunks, Goten - Complete
Veränderung by storiewriter reviews
AU. When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio. Instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,291 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Rin O.
The Stories He Told by Lucillia reviews
He'd told them several times, but nobody got it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Son of a Witch: Wands and Warriors by the8thDragonball reviews
Gohan thought that ninety percent of his weirdness could be blamed on his father's genes, but as it turns out his mother has some pretty crazy secrets as well. Secrets that land her son in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,508 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Gohan, Harry P.
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birds, The Bees And The Mental Scarring by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Bulma decides it's time for Vegeta and Goku to have The Talk with Goten and Trunks. Unfortunately, it's soon evident that this is a topic the two Saiyans struggle with themselves. In fact, it turns out that their sons might actually know more than them... One-shot. Rated T for those who know even less about sex than Goku.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Trunks, Goten - Complete
Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Sweet Dreams by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Vegeta has a sleeping issue and it's starting to wear Bulma out. Of course, the proud Saiyan will never admit to the cute, rather childish habit he has, but Bulma is at the end of her patience. For the world's most dysfunctional couple, screaming, throwing things and ki blasts are all part of the romance. One-shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
The Controlled Chaos of Free Will by anothvortex reviews
In the spirit of Naruto Reads Naruto by Sage of Seals, and with his explicit permission, a new group of Naruto characters will be exposed to worlds spawned by the best and brightest fan fiction authors of our time! Rated M for safety!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,378 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
Getting Acclimated by albino-ottsel reviews
After the incident with the Dark Makers, Veger finds himself ottsel-ized and stranded in Spargus. Here, he is at the mercy of the blistering heat, violent sandstorms, dangerous townsfolk and, worst of all, an obnoxious new roommate. Set between Jak 3 and Jak X. No pairings. Rated for language, suggestive themes, and violence.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,981 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Veger, Kleiver - Complete
Like Father Like Saiyan by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Bulma's family is dysfunctional at best, but the least her hot-tempered prince of a husband can do is keep his behaviour under control for Trunks' Parent Consultation Evening. Unfortunately, not only do Vegeta and social events not mix, but Bulma might be more of a Saiyan's wife than she thought... One-shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Will of Fire: Kindling the Flame by Star of the West reviews
Narumi Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Saburo Haruno have just graduated from the academy. They have now taken the first step on the path that will lead them into the adventure of a lifetime. The journey of team seven and their comrades has begun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 288,558 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Naruko U.
Of Chopsticks and Pudding Cups by DBZer16 reviews
One-shots centered around the unique father-son relationship between Vegeta and Trunks. The demi-saiyan led to many changes in the saiyan prince, and these moments are how they happened.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Trunks, Vegeta
You Can't Go Home Again by FrameofMind reviews
Oneshot. Slight Divergence. A few weeks after Toba Fushimi, Hiko receives some unexpected company.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hiko, Kenshin - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Spy by Lost to the Hoping reviews
The world as we know it isn't so black and white. With the return of a spy hidden within Akatsuki, Konoha is thrown into an uproar, and Sakura's stuck in the middle. ItaSak. Cover belongs to elanorchuah on dA.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,385 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snips & Snails & Puppy Dog Tales by Peacebunnie reviews
Short stories and AU snippets. Currently posted - Life on the Mountain: the Adventures of Shishou and Deshi; Rurouni Pair.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Kenshin
Of Emerald Dresses and Broken Zippers by HauntedMoonlight reviews
"Please? Pretty please with sugar on it?" "Absolutely not." "But I need to see how it looks!" "Then find a girl!" Self-control only goes so far, even for a certain steely Uchiha. SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
All's Fair in Baths and Showers by kilico40 reviews
Bulma and Vegeta have been sharing a bathroom while her bathroom is being remodeled. Some people just aren't patient enough to wait their turn though. We know that "all's fair in love and war", but perhaps in this case the same applies to a little thing called "bath time". One thing's for sure...No blow is too low! ONESHOT
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 3,041 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 8,886 - Follows: 8,503 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
How Troublesome by Rumer Hasit reviews
Shikamaru's life was going fine; he avoided going on missions and Ino, smoked a lot, and watched clouds. Now, he's discovered Naruto's biggest secret, is being forced to go on a mission, and life has gotten a whole lot more complicated. How troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,353 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
His Butler, My Master by Sachelarot reviews
Pins... like a butterfly on a corkboard... a soft touch... a redemption... an escape... and a pain that will never fade until I take it from you.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 200,467 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Disagreements by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui and Itachi didn't agree on everything. A collection of their random arguments and disagreements, from solemn to silly. Series of very short oneshots. Some AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachibi by TigerInTheMoonlight reviews
Tobi just wanted to help Deidara-sempai...but now everybody is mad, they are in the past and Itachi is a kid! Time Travel. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
The Fire Shadow of Fairy Tail by Paradox Jast reviews
War is hell. It took a while, but Naruto finally understood Pain's words. However, the war becomes the least of his worries when he is brutally thrust from his homeland into the great unknown. Welcome to Earthland. Population: Mages. Nin nin! Naruto x Erza, Naruto x Ultear?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,864 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 2,901 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style by The Digger reviews
Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed! Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,736 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anko M. - Complete
Eligible Marchioness by Aneriangel reviews
B/V the way it should be. Does the strange title speak for itself? Of course not. This is my initiation and written for all of us who read more B/V's than we'd care to admit. I'm in this one for long run, folks! R&R please!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,641 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
The dance by Mako-Hero reviews
Sasuke has held a secret for a very long time and has decided that now is the right moment to let people know the truth... through a dance. M for safety Fem Sasuke Xp.s. thats the secret
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,866 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Sasuke U.
Like A Fool by SoWrites reviews
After having his sentence lowered to just community service, Sasuke can begin his life anew in Konoha. Unfortunately for him, he lives with Naruto, who seems to find every opportunity he can to embarrass Sasuke. And Sasuke can't seem to stop having a certain reaction to Naruto. One-shot, semi-request fic, Sasuke's POV, mangaverse, set in post-manga time. Lemon, of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's All Madara's Fault by Lil' DeiDei reviews
It is all Madara's fault. Kyuubi? Madara. Jinchuuriki? Madara. Uchiha? Madara. Sakura's large and tragic forehead issues? Madara. Thus, he has to go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Madara U., Team Seven - Complete
June 4th by K9 Informant reviews
"You were fun while you lasted. Short lived. Full of words of hot, juicy and entertaining horniness. For once in my life, I can say that I enjoyed reading. You've changed me, oh godly fan fiction. You will be dearly miss you, random musing of passionate teens and young adults." "I will miss the youthfulness of these stories!" "At least I still have you, Icha Icha."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Complete
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,794 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Itachi is a Massive Troll by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have a conversation during the Fourth Shinobi World War. It doesn't turn out the way that Sasuke expects it to. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Permanent Pigtails by BakaNekoSan reviews
UNDER REVISION! CHAPTER ONE THROUGH FOUR REVISED! A dangerous mission changes Naruto's life forever. What will "she" now do with her emotions transforming just like her body and her friends seeing her as someone completely different? SasuFemNaru Romance/Comedy/Slight Drama&Hurt/comfort
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
An Ordinary Pocketwatch by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most people tend to assume that John Watson is unremarkable and ordinary. Except that he isn't, not really. Doctor Who crossover. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W. - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
The Sannin by protossfire reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade get frustrated during a village council meeting. They decide to remind everyone just who exactly they are, and why they're the most famous team to ever come out of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Fade Away by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
Sasuke made Sakura a deal she simply couldn't refuse. In exchange he could promise her the safety of the Hidden Leaf but what would she have to give up in return? Is she willing to go as far as to help him complete the last of his goals?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,076 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Toddler Troubles Rewritten by Clarobell reviews
After falling into a mystical lake, Sanji Zoro and Luffy are changed into Toddlers. With the monster trio out of action, how will the straw hats cope? Rewrite in progress - now with Franky and Brooke! Chapter 8 up!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006
Itachi's Trouble with Blonds by Misato'sPenPen reviews
Naruto accidently hits Itachi with his car and it ends up being the best thing that ever happened to either of them. Anal, COMPLETE, Fingering, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, WAFF
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,414 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,019 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 6,836 - Follows: 6,907 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Truth Bites by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Monster, homunculus. A beast appears out of nothing in the East. Roy is confronted with the possibility that it's a new homunculus. What are it's plans, and is it truly a threat? Post FMA Manga, Pein-battle Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,889 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U., Roy M. - Complete
Dead of Night by niteryde reviews
When someone makes an attempt on his daughter's life, Vegeta resorts to his old ways to handle the problem. One shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Vegeta, Bra - Complete
Tricks by Dark Ride reviews
Investigative Science was an optional course that Gohan decided to take in high school. He did not know he would have to deal with a mysteriously knowledgeable teacher, curious Videl and two assignments that could reveal all of his secrets. GhVi later on.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,374 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Gohan, Videl
Pink ANBU by rawr.latte reviews
Sasuke is captured by Leaf and subsequently finds himself blown away by the identity of the ANBU to have bested him in a fight. "S-Sakura!" Implied SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Salvation by Lucillia reviews
A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Undercover by KaKiara reviews
In which Sakura is undercover on her most dangerous mission yet. In the men's bathhouse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Alternaverse: Naruto and Sakura by Perfect.PairFan2278 reviews
There are infinite universes, created from the choices people make and don't make. Sakura and Naruto are sent to a very familiar Alternaverse, chibi-Tsunade, a dropout Itachi, and...is that a pink Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The One by Angie-san reviews
Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jiraiya's Update by Mattell reviews
Exactly what the title says. Besides, messing with the Hidden Villages is fun! Set before Jiraiya's death. Warning: Some bad language. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the original text. I'd be a genius if I did. Which I'm not. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to ensure. Rated T for Hidan's mouth and refrences to... well read the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
The Lost World Tournament by Arglefumph reviews
Gohan, aged 13, enters the World Martial Arts Tournament, where he faces off against a certain black-haired girl in the Junior Division Finals...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 105,385 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Blooming Rain by Azhwi reviews
A doctor's pager is a tool for emergencies, not for summoning authority to argue with. Tell that to the newest patient on Sakura's roster. AU. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cherry Lips by Jaded Baby Blues reviews
Naruto's willing to do anything for his mother, including keeping away from other kids. What happens when he meets a certain raven haired man? And what happens when the man finds out he really isn't a he but a she? SasuFemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,936 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pregnancy Scare by ClockRepair reviews
In which Chi-Chi has an announcement and Gohan wonders how his dad gets it in.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
Decoding the Saiyan by Piccolo is green reviews
Bulma begins to realize that there's more to her Saiyan houseguest than meets the eye. B/V, a short series that spans 'those three years'. Written for challenges on the Blue & Black livejournal community. COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,507 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,948 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
At the Edge of the Map by Nameless Boast reviews
It's the ultimate test of fortitude when circumstance leaves Bulma, Goku and Vegeta stranded together on New Namek. Now there's just the question of how long the three of them can last without killing one another.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Vegeta, Bulma
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Game of Cat and Mouse by ijustwokeup reviews
Videl begins to conjure up some warm feelings towards the Great Saiyaman whilst her pursuit to unmask him. How will Gohan manage to win her heart when she is so captivated by his alternate identity? Mature. Lemon. R&R. Rewrite. Complete.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,040 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
There had been something like an understanding between them once, he thinks; the potential for something more. But with the memory of her shaking kunai and his maniacal laughter between them, neither can help but wonder if it is too late to go back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,567 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Successor to the Weasley Twins has been found by reader713 reviews
Fred and George have found the perfect successor. Okay, so he's blond and doesn't speak English, but he's a master prankster. Let's hope Mrs Weasley doesn't find out the twins have participated in kidnapping. And who's the red-haired kid? Is he a Weasley?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Old Dog, New Tricks by Boogum reviews
Everyone knows you can't teach an old Saiyan new tricks ... or can you? Bulma is determined to find out, but the prince of Saiyans is not an easy man to befriend. Can she ever get him to learn to accept his new life on Earth?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,351 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta
Claim of Darkness by ArwendeImladris reviews
Vampire AU. Sherlock thinks John's blood tastes sweetest when he's crying.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
My Knight by j0h4nn4 reviews
When I was a young girl, my mother would read me bedtime stories. You know the ones; filled with princesses and wizards and heroes. I always imagined the hero to be a knight in shining armor. Not wearing a freaking scarf. A collection of NaLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,382 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The Art Of Saying Sorry by Dark Ride reviews
Sequel to Think Twice Before Asking. Bulma has a talk with her mother and then tries to apologize to Vegeta. It... doesn't go exactly as planned.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Crossed Paths by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Sig almost hadn't recognized the boy after all this time, but his father's eyes were unmistakable." Where paths cross, the destinations are infinite, and as a new future unfolds, Jak learns more about his past than he could ever imagine. Jak 2 AU.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,968 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Jak M., Damas M. - Complete
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Games They Play by ArwendeImladris reviews
fem!John. Jane took a full 1 hour and 50 minutes to get ready: double the preparation time of any previous date. Sherlock does not like what this implies about her investment in this man.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The No Longer Secret Conversations between by ArwendeImladris reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John H. Watson's Chair. J/S pre-slash. Sherlock talks to John when he's not there, and John is tired of missing important information. He sets his laptop webcam to record when he leaves. The footage is... revealing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Think Twice Before Asking by Dark Ride reviews
A short challenge based one-shot. Vegeta asks Bulma why she smells of blood and it derails from there. Takes place during those 130 days after Namek.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Conquering Egypt by KiwiDoughnuts reviews
He sat next to her in a bar and she thrown off by his unexpected behavior. He left her with an unspoken challenge to find the truth about what really happened that night so long ago. For her sanity and for his sake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,689 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
At The Onsen by dmnq8 reviews
Bunch of guys chilling at the hot springs. Crack. Crude language. Kiriban prize for xallfalldownx. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Lost Voice by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
Tao loses his voice. Takeo has to pick up the slack.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Careening Through the Universe by bergundy reviews
Hana didn't plan it this way, but somehow she and Uchiha Itachi ended up as neighbors. Oneshot, third scenario of the "He was Captain" series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Hana I., Itachi U. - Complete
RUMBLE! by TreeStar reviews
ZoLu. Luffy ate a plate of RumbleBalls. Now he's shrunk to 4 inches tall, and other severe side effects have put his health in jeopardy. He's got Zoro & nakama to help him, but even one R-Ball will last a while in someone that small. Winner: Best Fic '08.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,597 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Controlled Simulations by Juura99 reviews
When Sasuke woke up that day, he knew something was wrong. He didn't feel...in control. And when Naruto shows up feeling the same way, things take a turn for the...weird. What's happening to them? Yaoi SasuNaru T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,849 - Follows: 3,098 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Part of the Job by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
M-21's just doing his job.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Nine Tails, Eight Powers, One Demon by KillamriX88 reviews
Naruto awakens after fighting Sasuke to find that he can now freely communicate with the Kyuubi. Then things get a bit weird...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,484 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Come on Lucky Three by The Reading Cat reviews
It is a terrible day when Sakura finds her luck is even worse than the Legendary Sucker's. Short Story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sakura H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Best Birthday Present Ever! by wingedmercury reviews
Naruto gets laid, Sasu-face gets drunk, Kakashi is hit over the head with a frying pan, and Sakura gets the best birthday present ever! SasuSaku with a healthy dose of NaruHina. CRACKfluff prize fic for Tukiko K.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Controlled Chaos by Absolutely Unsure reviews
A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 99,511 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
training by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Sequel to flirt. He is intent on laying claim to her. She is not so thrilled by his possessiveness. Meanwhile, Team Seven watches on with complete bewilderment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Things Learned by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
A collection of things Itachi Uchiha has learned from or about his younger brother, ranging from funny to random to serious. Various other characters enter sporadically. NO shonen-ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,527 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Somersaults by JordiiPordiiPuddinPie reviews
Uchiha Sasuke - the best somersaulter ever, in Uchiha Itachi's heart. Chibi!ItaSasu. Family fic. Read and Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Change of Heart by niteryde reviews
After the Cell games, Vegeta decides to stay on Earth for his son, while vowing to leave his short-lived relationship with Bulma in the past... which turns out to be much easier said than done.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,355 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 353,737 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Farblondzhet by Rin O' Gen reviews
Kakashi wasn't sure how he ended up in this world. But he did know that the only connection he had to his own world was the apartment he landed in, the book he found, and the angry woman that wants nothing to do with him. Aberration in reverse. KakashixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kakashi H.
Why You NEVER Give Naruto Sweets! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
"I will murder that kid!" Asuma yelled angrily. "He took Asuma's lighter didn't he?" Kakashi asked Kurenai. "And a pair of my underwear." Kurenai added. Kakashi blinked. "I'm not going to ask how he managed to do that." Kakashi stated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,662 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Technique Every Uchiha Should Know by Peanut-Alien-Ninja-Girl reviews
Madara tries to teach Itachi a not very useful technique.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Beautiful World by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Keira wanted to find him, but she didn't even know where to look. Until one night when he showed up at her garage, drenched from a heavy rain with his gun clutched in one hand and a wide-eyed child balanced on his hip." Songfic, very mild JakxKeira.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2011 - [Jak M., Keira] - Complete
Why by aria710 reviews
Even after Majin Buu's defeated, Videl Satan still wants Gohan to train her, and Gohan willingly accepts. But not because everyone keeps insinuating about their 'relationship'. Oh no. And it's definitely not because he likes her...right? One-shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: The Candy Addict's Menu by Tyranno's girl reviews
Diamond's a girl's best friend? Hardly! Everyone knows that chocolate and sugar are the cure to all that ails you. And no one knows this better than Uchiha Itachi: The BEST baker around...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Puppy Love by fyd818 reviews
Summons aren't the easiest creatures to get along with, especially if they have teeth and claws. Then again, neither are impatient, underage chuunin. :Cute Gen fic:
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kakashi H., Pakkun - Complete
Point of No Return by niteryde reviews
Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,088 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - M. Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
Hide Your Eyes by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Mikoto knows Itachi is hiding something. He's changed, and she doesn't like the person he's become. Sort-of time travel AU, underage, genderswitch. Itachi/femme!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Demon Slayer by Bishie Huntress reviews
Sasuke, a skilled demon slayer, has been tracking a mischievous kitsune for years. Imagine his surprise when the trickster stops to talk!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Quacky Situation by JordiiPordiiPuddinPie reviews
As Itachi watches his younger brother chase birds away from their yard, he thinks nothing could be cuter. He is corrected. Chibi fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Yusuke Potter by fringeperson reviews
"Boy Who Lived" huh? They have No. Freakin'. Idea. Besides, haven't they clued on yet that to get a name like that, there has to be death involved? And his life was just getting good too. A 'Yusuke is Harry' story. Oneshot, complete, do not own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Yusuke U. - Complete
Must Not Hit Patient In Critical Condition by wingedmercury reviews
"I was critically injured...by a circus midget?" "A rogue circus midget. Tiny but deadly." Wherein Sasuke is injured, Naruto force feeds him with an airplane, and Sakura tries to help him urinate but fails epically. SasuSaku with hints of SasuSakuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Team Seven, Sasuke U. - Complete
Not All Hero's Are Shining by JadeOokami reviews
Yusuke finds a customer in someone he'd forgotten even existed. The kid seems to always get himself into trouble, though to be fair, this time it's not his fault.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Yusuke U.
Gohan's Dilemma by WingedFreedom622 reviews
An accident at Capsule Corps. results with Gohan ending up in the world of the shinobi! What will the hybrid saiyan do! Pre-timeskip. Starts during the Wave Arc. FINAL CHAPTER AND EPILOGUE UP!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,124 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Gohan, Sakura H. - Complete
Surrogate Father by LPphreek reviews
After Goku dies in the Cell Games, he leaves his two sons without a father. Who will step in and take his place? Series of one-shots. Not chronological.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,678 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Vegeta, Goten
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn 'the darkest female arts': fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Saving by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
There is a rather obvious problem when your clothes are destroyed after every major fight…
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Tsurara And Rule 34 by Luna Addictus reviews
In which Tsurara heard something Rikuo never even discussed with his mom. And obviously, he was the first person to be asked. Rated T for mildly suggestive themes. ONESHOT.
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Rikuo N. (Human), Tsurara Oikawa - Complete
Bloody Hands Full of Death by Bishie Huntress reviews
Naruto and Sasuke get into yet another fight. What is the outcome this time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Of Snowballs, Cell Phones, and Homicide by FinalArc reviews
In their own words, Yusuke and Kurama desperately attempt to explain why they tried to kill Yukina.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Rivalry by Lady Silvamord reviews
Once every two weeks, Itachi, Sakura, Sasuke, and Karin get together for dinner. Post-Shinobi Fourth War AU, sequel to That Awkward Conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Hero's Awakening by VegetaPrinceofDarkness reviews
DBZNaruto crossover. Gohan has left home to go on a journey to become stronger. Along the way he ends up in the village hidden in the leaves, where he may learn what the true strength of the human spirit is, and just what it really means to be a hero.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,828 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Gohan
Abnegation by AJlovesKakashi reviews
When Sakura recieves threats from his idiotic brother, Itachi seeks to reset his brother on "the plan" for revenge by guarding her. Request fic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Horrible Eyesight by owlgirl16 reviews
James Potter knows he has bad vision, but when he loses his glasses for a day... "Potter! Stop cursing inanimate objects!" "Bloody lamp!" Marauder's Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2011 - James P. - Complete
If He Was a She by masruiiiik reviews
Fem!Dei -For one thing, if he was a girl, he would've still ripped his shirt off in his final moments. It's just that he wouldn't have had to blow himself up to win. Sasuke's perverted mind and his feminine assets would've done the job just fine. Crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not So Different by KillerUchiha reviews
"Wh- what the hell! Naruto, what did you do!" Konoha's Number One Knucklehead Ninja is up for new prank, and his target is Uchiha Sasuke. There's been a little switch in the Uchiha's daily routine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,797 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Heartbeat by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,797 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Problem with Crossovers by MoonClaimed reviews
The start of term feast begins as tradition dictates: with two black-cloaked figures determined to make an entrance. It all goes downhill from there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
Aftershocks by aria710 reviews
Sequel to Make A Wish. Starting at the events of DBZ. Bulma's wish isn't over after she gets back to Earth. The effects persist, especially after the inevitable reunion with a certain Saiyan. AU.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,272 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
The Truth About Suna by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Well, it's pretty much exactly what the title says. Sasuke unknowingly reveals the truth about Suna to Naruto. Just read it if you're bored or something. Thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Return of the Heir by elle6778 reviews
Konoha is on its way to recovery with Kakashi at the helm. Sakura thinks that she's getting back on track with her life. Until Itachi walks back into Konoha, a free man. One secret had once torn them apart. What about the other? Sequel to The Lost One.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 156,417 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Speechless by Nausicaa Smith reviews
Bulma and Vegeta take a step toward friendship during his first Christmas at Capsule Corp. Updated to fix corrupted formatting.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Greet Me by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi has a headache and it seems like no one realizes it. But a lack of greeting is all it takes for someone to notice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
What Happens On Namek by The Fanfiction Nymph reviews
B&V one shot that occurs while on Namek. Extreme Lemon Warning. Working title - Bulma Takes Charge - use your imagination.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Contract by HinawithLove reviews
In the past, Itachi Uchiha had never been turned down by any woman, but he was about to be put in his place by a certain pinkette...or was he? AU Non-Massacre
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,753 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Politeness Fails by obsidianLight16 reviews
Deidara and Itachi didn't hate each other. They just…opted to stay away from one another as much as possible. And it wasn't possible that morning. But then Itachi did the unexpected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
A small pirate story by GeorgeTI reviews
"Hey guys, I see someone standing on the sea" Little did the Strawhats know that that person would bring a tidal wave of changes at their crew and their adventures... Rated T for now, mostly for safety.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,029 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011
Raising Hell by SharinganAnbuSakura reviews
"Whatever you offer me will never be enough to change my mind." Those words were truth to Sakura and she would stand by them until she died. For Uchiha Itachi, those words meant more than a few complications... ITASAKU One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Before Dawn by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Sometimes the darkest part of our hearts is also the strongest. Even pain reminds us that we're still alive." Alternate Palace Ruins scene in Jak 3, written because Damas deserved to live.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Damas M., Jak M. - Complete
The Perfect Plan by Mickarius Smith reviews
Hinata is afraid she might lose Naruto forever, so she makes a plan that should make Naruto the happiest possible, because in the end that makes Hinata the happiest too. Why'd it have to be Sasuke though? HinaXNaruXSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Oh no you didn't by asymmetric implosion reviews
The Shinobi alliance faces a new threat. Naruto is ready to fight when the enemy leader makes a huge mistake. NARUSAKU One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Icha Icha vs the Romance Novel by Lucillia reviews
A student tries to write a paper comparing and contrasting Romance Novels with the genre from which the Icha Icha series comes, but the characters and a novelist hijack the show.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Blood of the Saiyans by HistorianoftheKais reviews
While preparing for the 22 Tenkaichi Budokai, Goku learns about his Saiyan heritage. The knowledge of Goku's heritage will have a profound effect on both Goku's life and the fate of the Earth
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,641 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Goku
Unlikely Help by obsidianLight16 reviews
If there was anything Deidara and Itachi could relate to- it was having long hair. And oddly enough, it was the one thing that eased tensions between them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Friggin' Walnuts by obsidianLight16 reviews
The one time Deidara tries to be nice to Itachi- it just has to completely backfire!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Storybook by moodiful819 reviews
When Sakura was given her first godmother assignment, she had been expecting a lonely young orphan with evil step-relatives who was friends with mice. What she got instead was a perverted, unmarried, over-the-hill prince. Kakasaku. -Cover by dimisfit-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hot and Cold by Boogum reviews
All Bulma had wanted was some respect. She certainly hadn't planned on finding herself in the arrogant Saiyan's arms, let alone receiving the most ruthless yet passionate kiss of her life. And what do hot water tanks have to do with it?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Legend of the Black Cat by Volleys-chan reviews
Bulma had read many myths about black cats. They were either good luck or bad luck, good or evil, and it was all by how they were looked upon by others. Imagine her surprise when she met an alien that was the epitome of that concept. Pre-Dragonball AU.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,886 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta
Isekai by uchiha.s reviews
Sakura wakes up to find herself stranded in a parallel universe, armed with nothing except for Sasuke and a wedding ring. Somewhat AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,585 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kaleidoscope Days by silver-footsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sand And Sea by Bookwrm389 reviews
"The kid didn't like the underground base when it was quiet. Because in the dark and quiet, he remembered." Kid-centric fic, major Jak 3 spoilers.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Jak M., Kid - Complete
The odds and the End by hercat reviews
When Naruto confuses the regular summoning jutsu with the one to summon death, the consequences will be far reaching and unforgettable. Story is complete. Basic familiarity with the Narutoverse essential.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Homework by MissIdeophobia reviews
"Nii-san...you are aware that what you are doing does not constitute 'doing homework', right?" A short tale, written in dialogue, about the relationship between two brothers.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Android 17's Doings & Miscalculations by mistressinwaiting reviews
A collection of oneshots in which Android 17 has to come face to face with his sister's new life and family
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Android 17 - Complete
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pissing a Rainbow by mapplepie reviews
In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by SolidFigments reviews
There's only one idiot who can sneak into Sasuke's bed without being killed. Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fish Cake by Square with Glasses reviews
In the end, it was the stupid bowl of fish cakes to blame. But Sasuke certainly wasn't complaining. NaruSasu EXTENDED AND NOW WITH FULL LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stick Figures by Kakawot reviews
Dumbledore needs new guards for Hogwarts after the Dementors failed. Konoha sends its best and only available shinobi: Naruto and Sasuke. Read as they experience culture shock, magical shocks and some electrical shocks too. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,336 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Yummy Yummy, Love in my Tummy by Another Reader
A short scene where Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura wait for Kakashi before missions. This morning, though, Sakura brought a radio playing some unfamiliar music.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Kimono by miso berry reviews
Rin just wanted to see Shiemi in something other than a kimono. Nothing could go wrong...right? RinxShiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Legacy by Handful of Silence reviews
Magic!AU. John Watson is an ancient Warlock in the 21st Century. It was only a matter of time before Sherlock found out, whether he wanted him to or not. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,225 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Carry Our Burdens by rose-of-alabaster reviews
ABANDONED. Hogwarts needs protection. Protection that comes from something Voldemort has never seen before. The answer? Six Anbu level ninja from Konahagakure. Naruhina. Sasusaku. Nejiten. Shika, Ino, Kiba, & Hanabi much later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,258 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Demon Within by Dragonrider7 reviews
Again came the hunger, came the madness, came the burning, the pain. He let it overtake him as he always did. Tonight, within night's cold embrace, he will hunt. A challenge that someone told me to do. First One Piece fanfic!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Zoro
Hot Summer Nights by TemptingTemptation reviews
After one failed date too many, Bulma sets her sights on a real prize, the elusive Saiyan Prince. Will he give her what she needs or leave her hot and bothered?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
The Man in the White Suit by Nightsmoke reviews
A young man named Johann Faustus makes a large purchase at the confectionery store.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Mephisto P., Shiro F. - Complete
Reunions, Rowdiness and Phone Calls by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Swing That Way by littlemissyme reviews
"I didn't know you swung that way." "What way?" "You know… that way." "No, I don't know. What way?" "You know… the… the curved way!" - Where Sakura asks Sasuke if he swings THAT way! set in their genin days, before Sasuke leaves
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
five little nobodies by xWrittenInBlood reviews
Five little nobodies, all broken and bruised. They tried so hard, but life just refused. Team7.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your Tempting Labyrinth by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
"I have taken a considerable interest in you, bocchan," The butler continued as he interrupted the boy. Lifting a free hand, while his other arm cradled the small child with ease, he began to stroke the back of Ciel's head. "I've been watching you." / AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,866 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Trial and Error by Nightsmoke reviews
Rin's thoughts and woes on tail binding during his first weeks at True Cross Academy. Mephisto provides some useful tips.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Rin O., Mephisto P. - Complete
Fully Caffeinated Alchemist by Sage SK reviews
With the homunculi and a murder investigation on his hands, Roy Mustang has no choice but to introduce the world to his new secret weapon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Way of a Shinobi by Kira-Reen reviews
AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,468 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better by PianoxForte reviews
This is how Trunks was concieved... seriously
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Omelets by raiTonight29 reviews
"Just… just what on God's green earth were you trying to cook? Roast beef or something?" Sasuke said as he made a face, poking the black … things with a kunai. Itachi sheepishly raised a hand to tug at his ponytail, "Omelets?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Cursed Salvation, Descending Redemption by Imperial Mint reviews
“Please Itachi… I know I can’t save Sasuke but I can save you.” Itachi considered these words before knocking Naruto’s hand away.' Redemption begins in the form of salvation, at least that's what Naruto believes. ItaNaru Spoilers for Manga Chapters 365
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 263,367 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
TOTALLY Less Than Threatening by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
The six undead former-jinchuuriki socialize and discuss the relative "lame-ness" of their respective bijuu. Oneshot. Crack. Rated T for some mild-to-moderate cursing. Disclaimer: "It's fun to write characters who have no real defined personalities..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Fū, Yugito N. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Last Word by TheDeadlyColera reviews
A series of one-shots featuring significant conversations between our favorite couple.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta
A Day For Fools by ravarath reviews
KakaIru. Everyone has their limits; Iruka is no exception. And today of all days, Kakashi has crossed them. April Fool's Day themed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Deceptive Appearances by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Adult Video by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
In an effort to uncover a streaker, Sakura goes undercover at an adult video store, and learns more about her fellow rookies than she would have preferred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Broomsticks and Shuriken by Lady Red 88 reviews
Things go a little bit crazy when the minds of Uchiha Sasuke and Harry Potter are accidently switched. Evading Orochimaru is the least of Harry's problems. Boggarts? Sasuke doesn't even know the half of it. 5th Year. R & R if you please. REVISED 29/10/11
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,450 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Dishwasher by Tiggipi reviews
M-21, tired of washing dishes every night, asks Frankenstein to buy a dishwasher.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
The Therapist by katkin reviews
After an incident in the supermarket, Sherlock and John are advised to attend a joint therapy session, but the therapist may be the one needing therapy after meeting Sherlock Holmes! One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Falling by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Getting hurt is always embarrassing; getting hurt during an everyday activity is even more so. Iruka laughing at him wasn't making it any better. Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto Files: Harry Potter by Danfiction reviews
HIATUS Naruto has been stranded in a new world for three years.Missing his beloved home he had nearly given up on his search.He adapted, grew to live in this world, and took a job. Now the only way home is probably with the help of a strange boy. Dresden theme.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,638 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U.
The Ginger by NippleFest reviews
A stoic, expressionless man meets a straightforward, loveable, seven year old ginger. Fluff ensues and Kisame chokes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
How To Accidentally Open a Portal To Hell by patster223 reviews
John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Big Brother is Watching by RosarioImpale reviews
Uchiha Satsuki is hot. But boyfriend beware, because Big Brother doesn't like the idea of dearest little sister dating. Crack!AU, Fem!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mating Season by XxChocoMelloxX reviews
It's mating season for demons and Sebastian is at his wits end. Finally, he rapes Ciel and doesn't know it. Then Sebastian has some family troubles back home. And demons aren't forgiving. SebCiel SomaxAgni yaoi mpreg rape
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,243 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians by PeinSaku reviews
Who ever knew that protecting some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar from Orochimaru and another snake-affiliated freak would be so hard? Throw in the unwanted attention of a certain Uchiha, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. Akatsuki no Sakura. Prequel to Just Because.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,538 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Operation: F U N by PeinSaku reviews
The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." — AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: E D U C A T I O N."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H., Akatsuki - Complete
About A Boy by Lila Priceless reviews
Minato used to worry a lot about Kakashi... until that one day he caught his charge spying on another boy only a couple years younger than himself...". Also contains Minato/Kushina pairing. Written for Avocado Love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Darke Angelus reviews
Tarble's unexpected appearance brings back terrible memories and hidden resentments that Vegeta is forced to relive all over again. Can he and his brother ever make their peace? COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,721 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Vegeta, Tarble
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 3,147 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto Reborn:Sasuke Uchiha by Danfiction reviews
HIATUS Even after death, Fate had an offer, and with that offer came a twist,now Naruto is thrown in a world where he never existed, in a body that belonged to the very person who had killed him.Waking from a coma, welcome the new Uchiha. Pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 351,064 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Naruto U.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 8,829 - Follows: 10,341 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
No Matter What by WingsofHaine reviews
For her, she'd be willing to do anything... even give up her femininity. She'd be willing to be a guy... no matter what. All for her... Too bad Sasuke won't leave her be. SasufemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,917 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Altocalciphilia by moor reviews
ItaSaku. Non-Massacre AU. Crack, fluff. Written for the December 2010 ItaSaku LJ comm fic exchange. Sakura is sent on a retrieval mission, to bring back one errant Uchiha heir. Really? This was her mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lions and Tigers and Bears – No Way by hercat reviews
Hey, we can’t all summon fantastically impressive beasts. An Irukacentric very short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Iruka U., Genma S. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Truth by Kuyeng13-The Heart Logos reviews
In which Snake accepts that Ciel lies. He also realizes he doesn't care, he is, after all, a Phantomhive servant. It is unacceptable for a Phantomhive servant to betray the young master.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Ciel P., Snake - Complete
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Goliath's web by broody reviews
Everything you ever wanted to know about spider mating habits but were too afraid to ask!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Claude F., Sebastian M.
Cursebreaker by Richie10234 reviews
Videl is a princess, but lives with a curse. One-Shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Videl, Gohan - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Empty House by balthezarian reviews
After Bulma is in an accident, life in the Briefs household cannot go back to what it was.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,521 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Mortals by broody reviews
In which two immortals find it increasingly difficult to have a decent sparring match. Figuratively speaking, of course.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sebastian M., Angela - Complete
Party Attire by writingISmyART reviews
A crazy night of drinking and dancing leads to heat in the bathroom and budding romance. And all because Naruto had to transform into the female Naruko for a mission in the Hidden Mist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Cursed by Lucillia reviews
Even in his old age, Madara can't escape the Uchiha family curse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Remember, Remember by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Ciel never expected to see the Trancy head ever again, but one Bonfire Night in 1943 changes that.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
The Joys of Parenthood by Phantasmik reviews
Itachi, Shisui and the joys of 2 AM feedings. Who says they can't get a crash course this early?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Difficult Trial by silverstar94 reviews
Sanji, Zoro and Usopp run into some trouble in the forest and have have to overcome a difficult trial in order to survive... rated T just in case. warning: seriously funny XD
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sanji, Usopp - Complete
Trick or Treat! by balthezarian reviews
Because some traditions are too much fun to be left alone!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Boxchan by sebaschan reviews
Sebastian undergoes an unusual punishment from Ciel...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Yukata Incident by SomniPhobic reviews
M-21 and Rai discover the sensuous, hidden wonders of Japanese clothing, courtesy of Frankenstein. M-21 x Rai. One shot; slash; lemon.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Investment by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
"Don't patronize me, Sebastian. 'Master' is but a mere title. If something concerns your 'investment'… then it concerns you. Is that not what you meant to say?" He challenged. One-shot. SebastianxCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
mischief rewind by Greylle reviews
timeslip story, with a god of mischief providing the change. Naruto makes plans for things to go close to original, unfortunately those plans quickly veer off the road and fall off a cliff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,703 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Reset by Phlogizein reviews
Naruto's seal has weakened and he can no longer fully contain the fox. Rather than let it loose, he instead chooses to end his own life, and as a gift, a mysterious stranger offers him a one-time opportunity to change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,960 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Duel by CaladriaHaru reviews
Alois Trancy and Ciel Phantomhive decide to use their butlers for a duel, again. This time at a carnival. Whose butler will reign supreme?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
At the Carnival by CaladriaHaru reviews
Ciel is holding a charity carnival for some PR but there are others who are interesting in playing a "game" with the Earl of Phantomhive.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Kinda, Sorta, Really Stupid by LittleMissAfflicted reviews
Because love can be blind, but according to Luffy, Nami's too stupid to see that. Maybe he's right. Post Time-skip. Lu/Na. Lemon.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Little Robin by LittleMissAfflicted reviews
Little Robin, as you fly, look out, you've caught the demon's eye. If you, so foolish, stop to sing, he'll catch you then, and clip your wing. Set the night they capture the Viscount. Sebastian/Ciel. Yaoi.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
In Enemy Hands by Raberba girl reviews
Little Kenji was kidnapped, and has now ended up in the care of...Yukishiro Enishi. Who was not anticipating either the baby-sitting or the injured leg on his quest to make amends.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Enishi, Kenji - Complete
Keeping Quiet by DemonUntilDeath reviews
A new mission has come up, but this time they didn't get a choice in the matter. Thrown into the war between wizards and humans, the gang must find a way to survive in a world where demons are slaves killed without question. HPYYH Yaoi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 126,251 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Kurama M., Hiei
Inappropriate by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You'll Be the Death of Me by niteryde reviews
Vegeta is determined to reach his full potential and help destroy the androids when they arrive. If only that woman would just stop distracting him, and stop looking at him like that...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,678 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Kuroshitsuji II Facebook Newsfeed Edition by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Going Soft by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sebastian hasn't always loved cats. -Pre SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Aftermath by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
In the end, Ciel Phantomhive did have people who loved him, and it was only fair that they knew the truth. And so he writes a letter to the people he cares for most. In the aftermath of the contract's end, who will mourn the young earl?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Modern Inconveniences by Lost to the Hoping reviews
Rai's battle against Modern Inconveniences. Noblesse drabbles
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
One Hour by niteryde reviews
Vegeta makes good on his promise to take his eight-year-old son Trunks to the park for an hour. One shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Vegeta, Trunks - Complete
Debts To Be Paid by bulletproof trucker hats reviews
We all know that Voldemort escaped Death. But what if he didn't just escape the action of dying, but Mistress Death herself? And what if she got her boss to send our favorite Tentai to retrieve him? One-shot, YYH HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Voldemort, Kurama M. - Complete
Tipsy by katkin reviews
"I love everyone in this room," he announced proudly."I know you do, buddy," John replied "Which is why you're going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you're a good friend." "I am a good friend!" Sherlock agreed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Yukiko by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru's daughter had a secret that not even she knew about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Idiots and Other HighFunctioning Sociopaths by ZannaBQ reviews
Why Sherlock was an idiot. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Priceless by missmocha77 reviews
Hidan gets taken down a few notches by a local priestess. Rated T for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Odd Behaviour by TwinTrouble reviews
Sakura is worried about her teammates. They've been behaving very strangely... No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tuesday Morning by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sherlock dreads Tuesday morning. Also: brains.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sick and Tired by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
Sherlock wants to kill someone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waking Up by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
For Naruto, waking up is an ordeal. For Sasuke, watching Naruto wake up is the day's entertainment. Because there is something about sleep that is just...amazing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Age Before Beauty by tazpwrs reviews
Dual for GhVi Week 4.0. What happens when Gohan's gym class is being taught by two martial artists with VERY different ideas about what style is the best? Probably not anything good. And who's bright idea was it to let Roshi loose in a high school?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
When Death Is on the Line by Fialleril reviews
It was painfully obvious that Sherlock had never seen The Princess Bride. Spoilers for A Study in Pink.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stilettos by RachelMustoFende reviews
One shot Black Butler Kuroshitsuji thingie that I wrote. Crack ish . Funny, though. Sebastian muses about his time in hell before making the pact with Ciel. Read and Review.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
Speech Impediment by mitsukai reviews
Great lengths are taken to uncover the secret behind Deidara's odd speaking habits, leading to some rather embarrassing incidents involving blue paint, sandwiches, and bone saws. Just another day in the Akatsuki. One-shot crackfic, M for Hidan's potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Gig by Volitan reviews
"Who've you pulled strings with to get this, Sherlock?" John muttered, shaking his head and smiling as Mrs. Hudson reached over and grasped his hand for a few seconds, the Landlady still grinning from ear to ear and glancing down at the tickets.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Laundry by Moobug reviews
A semi-serious fic inspired by a fellow fan's suggestion that Sherlock might steal John's clothes. Sock-puppets and daftness that may or may not be beyond Sherlock's capabilities behind closed doors...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Goes Shopping by Apple Senorita reviews
One shot. John decides Sherlock needs a taste of domesticity, and so drags him off for some grocery shopping. Headaches ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by MKofGod reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
BBW and the Unthinkable by liaz23 reviews
Yeah, Bulma and Vegeta barely tolerate eachother. What happens when our saiya-jin prince finds her bubble bath? A typical day at Capsule Corporation. Summary sucks, I know, but this is my first fanfic/one-shot. Be prepared for lemony goodness!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,154 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Conventional Wisdom by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock has to have his wisdom teeth removed, and Watson cares for him post-op.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Facets by Mute Wordsmith reviews
In which Sebastian learns how to blush and we learn that, indeed, Ciel IS the master of this relationship. Ciel x Sebastian that is in the correct order
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/14/2010
Why's the Rum Gone? by Lolly Dream reviews
Sanji and Shanks get drunk together and well damn there goes the neighborhood. AU / ShanksxSanji / Yaoi-ish flavored / Oneshot
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sanji, Shanks - Complete
Thunderstorm by Burenda reviews
With the Krimzon Guard seemingly out for both their heads, Jak's idea of babysitting the kid was hiding in a ditch. Complete.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jak M., Kid - Complete
Why Jak's Afriad of Wumpbees by jakxkeiraaddict reviews
Ever wonder what exactly happened during that wumpbee incident on Jak's ninth birthday? Well, here's my rendition. Oneshot, post Jak II.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Jak M. - Complete
Promises by Stavi reviews
How the battle at Orochimaru's hideout should've gone: What did Naruto promise Sai he'd do if Sasuke didn't come back? Why does Sasuke look like he wants to kill Sai, instead? And why is Sakura having a nosebleed? Read to find out! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hush by Emerald Embers reviews
Having John Watson as a flatmate isn't quite a stroke of luck. One-sided Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wrong by AutumnAtMidnite reviews
Wherein John Watson puts his foot down when it comes to a certain habit of his new flat mate, and in so doing, proves Sherlock Holmes to be very wrong. Rated for mentions of drug use & language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Differences Within by Moon Minamino reviews
Yusuke and Kurama have a short conversation that highlights the differences between Yusuke's way of dealing with a situation and Kurama's. Short one shot, no pairings. Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Chess with Sherlock by Emmylou reviews
Rory and Amy want to meet Sherlock Holmes. They can't understand why he seems to think they're talking about a fictional Victorian detective. He can't understand why they think Sherlock Holmes is real and living in 2010.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
A Stitch in Time by Pluma Desatada reviews
What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
TwoToned Purple by kkann reviews
Lately, Jak's been feeling strange, but going to Torn and Daxter for help may not have been the best idea - especially when the girl in question and everyone else shows up. Of course, it wouldn't've been so awkward had he not been in ...'heat? D/JxK
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trust by Meandering Fox reviews
Harry goes to sleep at 31, but wakes up on his 10th birthday in the cupboard under the stairs. Voldemort is still alive, as are many others. Can Harry end the second war before it starts? DH compliant, mostly. Bill, Remus, Dumbledore, and many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,462 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
It's a Witch! by MoonClaimed reviews
Ed tells Mustang the story of how Hoenheim spread Alchemy across the nations after the destruction of Xerxes. Post-series. Manga-verse. Complete and utter CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hoenheim, Edward E. - Complete
Veritas Diaboli Manet in Aeternum by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Though he pledged his very existence to Prince Soma, Agni is still a human. But Sebastian?—he is a demon that only speaks the truth. Slash. Sebastian/Agni.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sebastian M., Agni - Complete
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7610 - Favs: 12,542 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Erised by Shtuff reviews
Minato looked down at his empty arms and realized that using Hiraishin no Jutsu while holding Naruto hadn't been the smartest idea.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Seeds of War by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
Sakura could barely believe it when she heard the news. Only Naruto would be able to start a war between two lands over something so insignificant.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck", he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. — Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Heatwave by SilverStarShine94 reviews
A chance meeting coupled with a series of aggravations... It was just too hot for this. ItaSaku. Non-Mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mission Hogwarts by Clow Angel reviews
Hiei and Kurama are sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter from harm, and hopefully get rid of Voldemort in the process as well. A magical and adventure ridden story with a dash of romance is about to unfold. SHOUNEN-AI! HieiKurama!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,060 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Harry P., Kurama M.
Broken Sunrises by whereSilencebegins reviews
In the cold dead of winter, three years after Elizabeth's death, Ciel finds warmth again. CielxSebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,581 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
You Put That In Your Mouth? by SeeInBlackAndWhite reviews
"I'm a sissy? This from the idiot that won't drink milk because it comes from cows." Ed and Roy eat out, and Ed finds joy in something unpleasant. Warning for a horrible 700 word punchline, and rated M for tasteless humor and mentions of smexings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Only Sasuke by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU: Only Sasuke could make her want to kick him right where it hurts most, and yet still kiss him with all the passion of a thousand burning suns at the same time. Only Sasuke. Che, stupid teme … nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 214 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Cinnamon by Miss Celsius reviews
ItaSaku:: When forced to move into a new apartment, Itachi did not know what would kill him first: the deplorable location or the maddening smell of cinnamon coming from next door. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
With Practice by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tensai 'Verse Outtakes by Wingwyrm reviews
Summary will change with every chapter posted. Latest: Itachi Uchiha, Kenen Murakami, and Iruka Umino all have something in common: A little brother. AU, Team Tensai 'verse. READ THE INDIVIDUAL WARNINGS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Team Seven
I hate you A to Z by priestessgrrrl reviews
Roy and Ed have an alphabetical insult contest. Hilarity ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Beating the Heat by CelestialCircumference reviews
The summer heat wave is merciless & Lucy's plans to keep cool take an unexpected change when she comes home to find Grey and Natsu in her living room. One-shot. NatsuxLucyxGrey yup, you saw that right . Mature readers only please.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Lost One by elle6778 reviews
Memories lost, Itachi began to settle into life as a civilian in a secluded village. But when fate thrust Sakura into the picture, he knew he could no longer avoid his past. ItaSaku. Spoiler up to Manga Chapter 449. Prequel to The Return of the Heir.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,913 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Heir of the Sage by Sillusion reviews
When Yamato and Kakashi show Naruto how to find out his Elemental Affinity, they end up with far more than they bargained for! Now Naruto is armed with the abilities of the First Hokage, how will he deal with his enemies? Mokuton!Naruto AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,630 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Rationale by Miss Celsius reviews
ItaSaku:: She often wondered why she risked her life, sneaking out every night to see this man. Though, unfailingly, she had her answer by the end of each visit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Gonna Get Reaped by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
Undertaker has an interesting client that he must harvest. CRACK. AU/AR Cross
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Itachi U., Undertaker - Complete
DBZ Proverbs: The Hand and The Rose by Philotas reviews
A chance meeting between saiyan traditions and Goku's gluttony makes Vegeta do something he'd never thought he'd do. A G/V friendship fic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Chlorine and Mothballs by Sage SK reviews
Like many drunken dares, it ended in disaster and a distinct lack of clothes. Fortunately, he had a trashcan lid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
Uchiha Logic by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Explaining the logic of the Uchiha's... or perhaps the lack of logic would be a more accurate description. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Friendly Brothers by The H-Experiment reviews
Itachi was just doing his job, finding new methods to torture his brother under any circumstances. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Haven't Been Buried by a Sandstorm Yet by SkywardShadow reviews
Which is the sole positive thing Shisui has to say about living at a Suna outpost. So he begins writing letters to Itachi. Itachi, as you can imagine, is less than amused. *Oneshot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Distractions by gwenstacey reviews
For all of his genius, sometimes even Itachi finds something with the ability to distract him, much to Kisame's amusement.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Devour You by boysloveboys reviews
I killed them all because you told me to. That first command, written in their blood, tied us together for eternity. You became mine then, and I became yours....
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
the price you pay by theblueone reviews
B/V alternate universe that takes place during those infamous three years we all know and love. When you have to choose between what you want and what you need, what price will you pay? Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 117,264 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Almost Full Moon by Volleys-chan reviews
Sequel to Trusted One. The wedding. One-shot bonus.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Champagne Supernova by chocolate-moosey reviews
In which Bard and Finny get a horribly wonderful idea to help Ciel releive his stress levels. In the form of magic brownies. Rated M for Marijuana. Yes, really. SebastianXCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Feral Instinct by Aria Illusine reviews
Magical modern SakuMulti AU, a strange spice from Tsunade's spice rack falls into Sakura's spiced jam cookies with metamorphic results which leaves the girl with a number of unexpected pets. Pairings inside rated T for future content...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,022 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sakura H.
If Only by Nugar reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
The Dream Machine 2 by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sasuke U.
The Evil Ribbon by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Evil Hair Clip. A strand of ribbon leads to a bit of punching, bruising, stalking, running… and kissing. Sakura can only blame herself for it. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pinoko! by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Minato as Yondaime-sama confronts a ball of nerves Tenzou. In the background? Kakashi and baby Namikaze. Say hello to the new babysitter!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Yamato, Naruto U. - Complete
Sense of Humor by balthezarian reviews
An April Fool's Day treat!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
The Price of the Future by Shadewolf7 reviews
ON HOLD/Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,642 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Scramble for a Light Bulb by Kangaroos 'n' Party Hats reviews
Based on the classic DB joke: How many Z warriors does it take to change a light bulb? Well, let's find out! One-shot
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Henge! by mapplepie reviews
The henge-no-jutsu; the greatest threat to ninjas all around -or at least ninjas-in-training. Naruto might just fail the Academy once more because of it. No worrys, though! Shikamaru (reluctantly) to the rescue! What can go wrong with a genius' help?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Trusted One by Volleys-chan reviews
Trust is something that has to be earned. That was something Bulma's mentor had taught her at a very young age, but it is only now that she learns the true meaning of that phrase. Getting someone to put his trust in her had never been harder.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,166 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Satirical Lulz by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make your head esplode in a burst of dazzling colors. Rated for the obvious, silly!1! Complete!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,432 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Through the Flame and Fire by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ace isn't sure about what family is until Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
What Really Matters by ErithEl reviews
What if Sasuke was the one who saw Naruto being beat up by Karui instead of Sai? From chapter 454 and 455. Just a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
ANBU duty by Writing bunny reviews
What assignments do the new ANBU recruits get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
We Call This Boy on Boy by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji and Zoro introduce modern ideas to a primitive culture. Or something.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
For Nevermore by Light In The Void reviews
Ciel's worst nightmares become reality when investigations into a spate of mysterious new killings lead himself and Sebastian into a twisted web of loss, suffering and betrayal. Can something once lost really never be regained?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,103 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cockadoodle effin doo by psycho chibbi reviews
Sanji finally barricades himself in the kitchen after the others take advantage of it one time too many. Zoro didnt care what blondie did. Until Usopp makes a discovery that drives Zoro to the brink of madness. His only hope? Sanji. SanjixZoro *Finished*
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,186 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
To Myself by Aria Illusine reviews
Itachi never really cared for his birthday...but after over a decade of no presents, he was pretty sure he was due. A silly little twist to a cliche plotline of medic-abduction. ItaSaku, rated for blood and now Deidara's mouth. Updated!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
50 Fun Facts Sebastian has Learned About Humanity by The Amazing Fetus reviews
A comprehensive list of various bits and pieces of knowledge Sebastian has scraped off the bone of hilarity. Contains some sexual references as well as mentions of sweet delicious cannibalism.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,608 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Hokage Application by Scarlet Hour reviews
Naruto finally sends in his application for the position of Konoha's Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The 130 Days by Nindy Kyoko Shinretzu reviews
This fic is about the empty 130 days in which Vegeta lives at Capsule Corporation as do all Namekians. After these 130 days he sets off to look for Goku in space because it turns out he's alive, but the series hasn't shown us these 1st 130 days. B/V fic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,992 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Eye See by Jelp reviews
Naruto was never one who would admit that Sasuke might snap at any time. SasuNaru. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Masculinity Fail by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Okay? by Lunarangel's Dark Flame reviews
Ace didn't want Luffy to care. Luffy knew he would never stop. Do not read if you haven't read chapter 574. In fact, don't read that chapter. Stay in denial.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Saiyan by Ms. Videl Son reviews
OneShot. He knew it was wrong, he knew what he was risking if he got caught, but Gohan just couldn't help himself. He had to know. GhVi...sort of.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cranberry Punch by galliechan reviews
A collection of One Piece one-shots. ten: Nami had this... curiosity and confusion with a dark undertone of can-it-happen-to-us ever since she heard the true story of Pirate King’s death from his first mate.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009
One Day at a Time by penniless1 reviews
What happens on those few days between the Florian Triangle and Shabondy Archipelago, when there are no battles? A few insights into the typical Straw-hat day. Language warnings and sexual references, because these are pirates, not saints.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Luffy - Complete
Swallow the Elephant by sinemoras09 reviews
In which our hero works through the five stages of grief, but not really. CRACK. Sasuke, Ghost!Itachi, badfic extraordinaire. Spoilers up to 402. Vague spoilers for 477.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Black Dusk by Youko-Kokuryuuha reviews
It started as a simple infiltration and observational mission, but unraveled as something much more. When the Tantei are sent to Hogwarts to monitor its affairs, a sinister plot elucidates that could very well jeopardize all three worlds... Post OotP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,872 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/31/2004
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The KuroChristmas Project by Maiden of the Moon reviews
As a servant of Phantomhive, it's only natural that Sebastian should be able to spruce up old Christmas ditties. Enjoy your favorite holiday songs with a Kuroshitsuji twist! Finally: we find out what Sebastian gave Ciel over the '12 Eps of Kuro.'
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,626 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
My Favourite Mistake by necessarily-anonymous reviews
*Complete* Sasuke’s never noticed Naruto’s strange behavior every two months. That is – until it starts to affect him.What exactly will it take Naruto to realize that the solution to his problems is right there in front of him? NaruSasuNaru WAFF NC17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,727 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Matter of Time by Burenda reviews
When Jak first landed in Haven City, Erol wasn't the one to find him. Now he must face a future he is ill prepared for, and even with help from Sig and Damas, there's no guarantee that he'll survive. Complete.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,707 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Jak M., Damas M. - Complete
DADA Sensei by MischievousPuck reviews
As a means of establishing good relations between the shinobi and wizarding world, Iruka accepts the challenge of becoming the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Can he even make it past the front door?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/18/2009 - N. Tonks, Iruka U. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Keep Your Friends Close But Your Enemies Closer by lizren reviews
Raito devises the perfect plan to find out L's real name... seduce him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,045 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2005 - L, Light Y.
Kiss the Boy by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sha la la la la la, ain't that sad? It makes the fangirls mad that he won't kiss the boy. -Parody lyrics to 'Kiss the Girl.' SebxCiel, spoilers through the end of the anime. NOW WITH A REPRISAL!-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
gamble by Aria Illusine reviews
AU ItaSaku, “Do you value your life more now, little one?” And because she did, and didn’t trust him yet not to kill her still in spite of months of short little twilight meetings, she lied. “I don’t know.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Double Take, Matimli Parody by Lady Emzebel reviews
Hancock simply cannot believe there is a guy out there that can pass by without staring at her ass...slight crack, AU, oneshot. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Boa Hancock
A Perfect Day by Darke Angelus reviews
Everyone is gathered for Goten's high school graduation. Everyone except for Goku, who's forgotten. What will the repercussions be for the Son and Briefs families when the fighter finally shows up? COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,367 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Goten, Vegeta
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes by Lady Emzebel reviews
Follow up to The Vegetable Must Be Destroyed. After the second incident with the small red fruit, the sniper seriously ponders whether the cook has a fetish...Oneshot crackfic. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Usopp, Sanji - Complete
Teaching Luffy by InsaneMelon reviews
There was only one thing Nico Robin knew for sure: Luffy couldn't read, and she could. To her, that was a completely simple and conclusive equation with only one possible solution..." LuRo FRIENDSHIP 'cause there are not nearly enough of those around!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Luffy, Robin - Complete
Trainwreck on Kamabakka by Tyigra reviews
If “Suzy” can make it through the day without giving in, Sanji wins. If Zoro can make Sanji fess up rather then endure further embarrassment, Zoro wins. Or so they thought… ZoroxSanji Pre-Slash. Complete!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,860 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Decorum versus Nami, the pirate navigator by penniless1 reviews
Nami battles her decorum in the name of crew bonding. Who wins?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Nami - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Juice Factory by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
KakaNaruSasuSaku. The celebration of Sasuke's return has gotten a little out of hand. Naruto, the only one still sober, is dragged down into the sweet abyss of world's vulgar pleasures. NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dream Machine by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Tangled Webs by Warriora reviews
Sasuke wants revenge. Naruto wants his friend back. Dumbledore has the solution. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry while Dumbledore, Akatsuki, and Voldemort conspire in the background. Shippuuden, Half-Blood Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,586 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Sanji, the Little Devil by lunaryu reviews
Stumbling across an old parchment, Zoro decided to have fun since he was bored. Who knew that it could really bring a naughty devil that would mess his life after that? Zoro certainly didn’t. Well, devil wasn’t real or...was it? AU-ZoSan PART 2 is UP!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Stronger Than That by 12VelvetWhispers reviews
As he wrote his story on her skin, she could only watch in silent awe as their past faded away, and they could no longer be just the captain and his navigator. But she had nothing to fear, because he was Monkey D. Luffy, and he was stronger than that.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Confrontations by tazpwrs reviews
What happens when Videl calls Gohan a coward and a liar? Gohan looses control and his saiyan half takes over and Hercule Satan will feel the wrath of an angry Saiyan.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
The Film: The Catalyst by Imperial Mint reviews
Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Somnolence by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Possession by Android18 reviews
It's all a game.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,481 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/30/2002 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
What Happens in Pepper City by Nameless Boast reviews
Following a night of drunken debauchery, Trunks finds a shocking slip of paper in his room. "Marriage License," he says, showing his best friend the sheet. "Trunks Briefs and Goten Son. That's definitely us, alright." *Non-Yaoi. No. Really.*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Trunks, Goten - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Minutes to Mercury by Nameless Boast reviews
The night following Buu's defeat, Vegeta just wants to be left to his solitary contemplation. Bulma has other ideas.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Of Luffy and Ace by Citrus Sunscreen reviews
Luffy's relationship with Ace is observed by his crew during the Alabasta arc. LuffyAce
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2009 - [Luffy, Ace] - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 617 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Four Things That Never Happened to Naruto by nooziewoozie reviews
He’s been a naughty boy, he knows, but that’s okay. The most his mom will do is take away his TV privileges for, like, five minutes or something, and his dad…well, his dad is kind of locked in a bathroom right now. --Family drama and chibi!Naruto, oh my!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Room For Two by dandy wonderous reviews
A crazy Devil Fruit puts Zoro's soul in a certain cook's body. Can Sanji get him back into his own body before his own soul is destroyed... or before the marimo drives him crazy? Nakamaship, multichapter, rated mostly for language. COMPLETE! WITH EXTRAS!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,842 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
What's in a Name by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Massacre ItaSaku sequel to Nerves now with epilogue! . Two years after the Nerves epilogue, a fluffy discovery is made when Sakura adopts a pet and refuses to tell anyone what its called....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Gesture by Aria Illusine reviews
Lighthearted AU Non-Massacre ItaSaku Oneshot ficlet. Two fingers tapped her forehead – not hard, but with enough force to set her back a pace – as their owner’s lips curved into a gentle smile.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
What About Pride? by ProjectSynapse reviews
After being mocked all through high school, Bulma decides to attend the twenty-year reunion to flaunt her current status. It's difficult though, to look good without a stunning date. Will she be able to convince her stubborn Saiyan to attend? B/V Complete
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,589 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
An Odd Twist of Fate by Agni reviews
Itachi was gay but when he finally did manage to fall in love, his object of affections turned out to be a girl. An energetic, blonde vixen of a girl, but a girl nonetheless. Fugaku is not complaining. AU. Female Naruto/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
I Ain't No Marionette! by Hallel reviews
The cobwebs drifted away a bit and she became aware that she was just centimeters from his face. With a mild horror she realized that she was going to kiss him. She blinked at Luffy in wide-eyed panic. On permanent hiatus. May be reborn in a different format someday. Thanks for reading
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Nerves by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Massacre ItaSaku Oneshot-now with Epilogue! It's the day of the Academy graduation exam and Sakura is stressing out. Happily, a mysterious someone appears to calm her before the test....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Challenges: Role Play by Clarobell reviews
Ace is used to waking up with things changed, being narcoleptic. He's not used to THIS though. LuffyxAce
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
KakuRenBo by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Who will play hide-and-seek with me? -SebaCiel. "Hide and Seek" Saga, Part 2-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Sweeter Than White Hot Chocolate by Aria Illusine reviews
AU ItaSaku Oneshot REWRITTEN, Really…I don’t want to tell you that I’ve been thinking almost constantly about some random guy I met at the quad coffee shop who bought me hot chocolate and whose name I don’t even know! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hypothetical by Nameless Boast reviews
Vegeta lies catatonic, twitching and unresponsive, on the cool tile floor. Trunks prods his father with the tip of his sneaker before turning to Bulma. "Geez, mom," he asks with concern, "what did you do to him?"
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Secret Promise by dmnq8 reviews
UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 459. Sasuke sees Naruto begging the Raikage for his life and makes the blond a promise. Lemon,narusasunaru. One-shot. Disclaimer in my profile. UPDATED WITH EXTENDED LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Horo Horo Samurai by RezleVettems reviews
Takes place after chapter 524. Zoro ending up Perona's island seems to be the most nonsensical place for a swordsman to find himself. But what's more ridiculous is if these two ended up together. A story of a ghost princess and the devil swordsman.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,496 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Perona, Zoro
Mathematics by Lectori Salutem reviews
Luffy always sleeps during maths. One day the teacher wouldn't let him sleep. After that day the teacher buys him a pillow and tells him never to open his eyes during his class again. AU, rated for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Dear Keiko by MB Otaku reviews
Yusuke writes a letter to Keiko that should never, in a thousand eons have been written, much less sent.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Yusuke U., Keiko Y. - Complete
Eighty Yen by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chance Meetings by Aleia15 reviews
Set after Firsts. Zoro's eyes move from his face to his hand and his smile turns, if possible, more predatory. "Fire Fist Ace? Today must be my lucky day." Zoro/Ace
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Ace, Zoro
Reincarnation by Mystic Dragon reviews
Rated for language and violence. Another GohanVidel fic. Takes place during the Saiyaman Saga. A mysterious man has made a horrible wish on the Dragon Balls that affects Gohan's life forever...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,972 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Filler by Arglefumph reviews
The Z Fighters try to make the Cell Games saga last as long as possible by putting in as much filler as they can.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Goku, Cell - Complete
Episode Zero by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Truth Hurts More by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Son Gohan has a lot of things on his plate, like trying to decide if he could reveal the truth about the Cell games, and fighting certain Saiyan instincts that urge him to mate with the daugter of the man who stole his credit. GhVd, GkCC, VgB .
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,266 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - [Gohan, Videl] Hercule
At First Bite by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
Oneshot. What if she bit first?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Whipped by D4cHilliN reviews
Because we all know the men of DBZ are. And shame on our Saiyan Prince for thinking otherwise.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
No Amount of Therapy by MoonClaimed reviews
The Elric Brothers finally found what they were after, but their sanity might have been better off if they hadn’t… Utter Crack/ slight, joking Elricest/ Mild language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Damage Control by TeamSalvatore reviews
The basic Bulma/Vegeta love story set in "those 3 years," with a few twists here and there and more action than your typical B/V. How did these two very difficult people fall in love? This is my first attempt to answer that burning question. **COMPLETE**
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,099 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Twenty Truths From The Journey by serbii reviews
Twenty truths from Naruto and Jiraiya's training journey. Naruto is still convinced he's right on all counts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
Wayward by Marin M reviews
Itachi x Sakura. Because if a guy like Kisame can get her..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Bathroom Floor by Nausicaa Smith reviews
Gohan comforts a drunken Goku after his return to life following Buu's defeat.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Gohan, Goku
Zoro's New Bling by Splatter Fall reviews
Sometimes it would be better if Luffy kept his treasures to himself.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,659 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Zoro - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Yellow Flash by Kaori reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Effervescent Evasion by SecretLibrarian reviews
Meryl Stryfe has been entrusted with the care of a certain Millions Knives. -HET. EXPLICIT CONTENT IN FUTURE CHAPTERS. MERYL/KNIVES-
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Meryl, Knives
Our Children by Hakurei Ryuu reviews
Vegeta, in a rather contemplative mood, watches Goten and Trunks play on a beach. post-Kid Buu.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Vegeta - Complete
Parent Day by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Oneshot: Eight-year-old Naruto hates Parent Day, because he has no parents. He never expected Iruka and Anko to come on his behalf, expecting to see what he'd learned. And he DEFINITELY hadn't expected Anko to punch out his sensei!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Game Time by Splatter Fall reviews
Fun and games with the Straw Hat Pirates.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Divergent Paths by Kizmet reviews
Sequel to "Choice to be Different". Raditz and Nappa arrive on Earth in the divergent time-line, the ripple effects of Vegeta's choice begin to emerge.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,318 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Vegeta, Raditz - Complete
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Escape From Impel Down! by Roseveare reviews
Crack!actionfic based on the APforums fake spoilers. Ace finds himself falling head over heels for the cute girl Luffy 'sent to rescue him'. One-sided Ace x Luffyko. Lots of crack. SPOILERS chapter 537.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ace, Luffy
A Wish Gone Wrong by DeathPaladin reviews
Just inspired by Broly's ending for Shin Budokai for PSP. Crack. A What if? Fic. As in, what if Broly wished to fight Goku at an inopportune time? Rated for nudity and implied acts.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Brolly, Goku - Complete
A Revelation at Midnight by Bookkbaby reviews
Yaoi, SebastianxCiel. Once Ciel's revenge is complete, Sebastian will finally be able to take his prize - Ciel's soul. --Everything would end tonight.-- Sequel to 'Murder at Midevening'. Part 6/6. Complete
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Finesse by Dr. Trunks Briefs reviews
When Mirai Gohan decides to take up teaching at Orange Star High School, keeping secrets suddenly becomes a lot harder for one young hybrid. Will Mirai Gohan’s good intentions destroy his younger counterpart’s relationship with Videl? Or help it?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,811 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
One Shot Naruko by rosesareblue reviews
Now with omake. Naruko makes an indecent proposal to her once upon a time best friend, Sasuke. They say you can't go back, but how can you go forward when the one you love isn't in your future? SasuNaruko. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
FlexiRuler by Imperial Mint reviews
“Then why didn’t you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob.” Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hiei's journey in the past by Black Dragon Wave Master reviews
YYHxINU crossover. Hiei is sent to the past by a demon. While there he meets the Inu gang. Hiei will be forced to help them with the jewel shards if he hopes to find a way home. Will Hiei find a way back to the future or will he be trapped in the past for
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,757 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sango, Hiei - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guess What We Wished For by Lucillia reviews
Goten and Trunks wish someone back from the dead, and decide to use him in a prank during Goku's birthday party. Said person learns the hard way why no-one ever touches Goku's Chi-Chi, ever.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Goten - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 444 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Alea Iacta Est by texaspeach reviews
During the final moments of the battle with Cell, something unexpected happens. After being catapulted not only across the galaxy but thirty years into the past, can Gohan find his way home without altering the future?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,575 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Gohan, Bardock - Complete
Chance and Fate by YamiTami reviews
Are their lives purely their own creation or did the Precursors write their destinies in stone? Samos muses about chance and fate while the young Jak simply tries to fit in. // Jak&Daxter friendshipness, spoilers through Jak II
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Samos, Kid - Complete
A morning visit by xMercedesx reviews
A morning in the Uchiha-household and a bright girl before the door. How will they deal with this surprise? SasuFemNaru. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chips & Beer by BlueUtopiah reviews
Kitsune never do well with dry spells...Kuwabara doesn't stand a chance. Kuwabara/Kurama. Yaoi, lemon.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2009 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M. - Complete
Epilogue, or How Things Should Really Go Down by Hanakage reviews
In which Naruto takes an interest in medicine, Sasuke is Not Amused, and sexual innuendo abounds. NaruSasu, CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hiei's Spirit Beast by ALCORE MORTIS reviews
Oneshot. I believe the unimaginative title says it all. Rated for language.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Hiei - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mine Eyes by firedraygon reviews
Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - L, Light Y.
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
boys, boys, boys by ohwhatsherface reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Impasse by Dr. Trunks Briefs reviews
Their timeline is coming to a bitter end. As a last resort, Gohan and Trunks gather what is left of their belongings and travel to the last hope they have: the past. Can they hold life as they know it together? Or will everything come crashing down? AU
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,401 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Gohan, M. Trunks - Complete
Genderly Challenged by Confession68 reviews
The crew learns to never disrespect a feminist, intentional or otherwise, especially one with a certain ability. And they perhaps learn different lessons of their own. Never piss off a feminist, yo. LuNa. COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,747 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coming to Terms by AidennPluto reviews
Threeshot. Two times that Kurama and Yusuke almost kiss and one that they do. Yaoi. Steer away if it offends you. Rated for Yusuke's potty mouth.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Jak and Daxter Lost and found by Silverspegel reviews
I wanted to find out just how Errol and Praxis really came to know Jak's name, since the dude doesn't speak for the entire first game I'm thinking something really tough must have been done to make him use the voice he has. I wrote this long ago. Enjoy!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Jak M., Erol - Complete
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Luffy the Genius by Roseveare reviews
When Luffy is afflicted with a genius intellect after an adventure, the crew start to wonder if he's still the captain they know at all. Gen. Challenge fic.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Luffy - Complete
Routine by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Hiei...get off his grave..." ... "Why should I? He was a lowly human. There's nothing he can do about me perching against his headstone."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Telephone Call by AidennPluto reviews
Kuwabara calls Kurama with a question. Includes a clueless human, a fox with a headache, and an incredulous little brother. Slight KuwaYukina. Note: "Shuuichi" is Kurama's stepbrother and "Shuichi" is Kurama's human name.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Naruto doesn't lie by kally77 reviews
Konohamaru's latest jutsu leaves Naruto with doubts about his sexual preferences. A clone and a few henge no jutsu will clear that right up. Spoilers for manga #347. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girl ly by Shounen-Ai reviews
Naruto notices something about Sasuke...and goes a little to far to try and explain it to him. Implied NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Disturbia by Lady Silvamord reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every action has an equal and opposite reaction - a concept that Itachi never fully understood, prior to this. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,315 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Back and Forth by loveforspeed reviews
Letters to Itachi. "I'll get straight to the point: give Sakura back."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Domination by Blackened Wing reviews
Despite himself, Zero is losing himself to darker and darker dreams each time he sates his need with Kaname's blood. When dream and reality merge dangerously, Kaname pays the price. Oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,825 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Kaname, Zero - Complete
Other Means to Get What You Want by xMercedesx reviews
A meeting between Konoha and Team Hebi turns out different than expected. Sasunaru, slight crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 667 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
How to Say Open by Lucillia reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Vegeta's Vocab Venture by NikNakAttack reviews
This is what I do to revise vocab. Little stories with Vegeta as the main character, lots of things being blown up.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Vegeta
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roses are Red by Blossomwitch reviews
A short, humorous fic, dealing with Kurama trying to explain how being sent flowers is actually a declaration of battle... and how he's winning.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Kurama M. - Complete
Delirium by lossehelin reviews
Our rurouni seems to be a little frustrated. XD One shot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,793 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/26/2008 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] - Complete
Lost in the Deep Blue Ocean by bossy reviews
On the way to Fisherman Island, Nami has revelations about what has happened, what could happen, and what it all means to her. Unfortunately, she does this after a bottle of ale...or fifteen.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Chaos Magic by Ladelle reviews
In a battle that he can't win alone, Sasuke summons a powerful demon that he may not be able to resist...in more ways than one. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Braver Thing by Sunoko reviews
“Gohan,” Chichi began, still calm and patient. “Have I ever told you why I insist that you study so hard?”
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Chi-Chi, Gohan - Complete
Haunted by albino-ottsel reviews
A botched artifact run in the Wasteland ends with Daxter sharing a cage with Veger in the Marauders' fortress. Will they escape, or will they finish each other off before the Marauders do?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Daxter, Veger - Complete
Kuwabara Finds Out by nightwalker3 reviews
Vengeance was inevitable.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Trouble by Zalein reviews
Torn knew that cocky blond was trouble from the time he saw the kid’s first mission results.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Torn, Jak M. - Complete
A Brief Mission by Kantayra reviews
Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Dog Died by Imperial Mint reviews
My dog died...' . It was always this day, always this bar, always the heavy liquors and always a woman. Too bad that my brain decided against the tradition this year. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
On a Short Note by ALCORE MORTIS reviews
Oneshot. It's finally time for Hiei to tell Yukina that he is her brother. The only question is: Will he actually do it? Rated for safety.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Insanity by kally77 reviews
Crack!fic. Spoilers for manga up to #412. NaruSasu - kinda. Naruto got turned into a toad. Only a kiss from his closest friend will turn him back into himself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Understand by Out-Of-Control-Authoress reviews
Her eyes traveled to the little boy in the doorway, peering at her with curiosity as she stood there in the yard. For the time being, Shiori Minamino didn't need to understand.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Shiori M., Kurama M. - Complete
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Husha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,656 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unhelmed by Blutane reviews
The perfect place to expose a superhero is at his own celebration. And that's just what Videl intends to do. An entry for the SweetestIrony Contest.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Videl, Gohan - Complete
Christmas by lemon meringue tie reviews
Keiko enjoys having all her family for a picture perfect Christmas. Hao learns the reason why Yoh and the rest of his family hates it.
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Hao A., Yoh A. - Complete
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
applesauce by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku A name. It was all he could give to her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Runaway by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
That's My Boy by D4cHilliN reviews
-V/T- Since nobody else is there, Vegeta goes to Trunks' school after getting a call about the boy's bad behavior. Oneshot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Vegeta, Trunks - Complete
Avenger by Ladelle reviews
Sasuke Uchiha gets more than he bargained for when a trip to retrieve a sacred scroll results in a rather persistent demon tracing his every step. One might actually think they like each other. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Divergence by Author Roy reviews
AU. Starts during the mission in Wave Country. Sasuke discovers something about one of his teammates that completely upsets his understanding of her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,964 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Catch as Catch Can by Demus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
One Week by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
SanZo, ZoSan. Zoro loses a bet that forces him to be Sanji's slave for one week. Surely this won't be the most horrible week of his life, right? That's up to Sanji to decide. Unless, of course, Zoro fights back.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,406 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Compromise by SangreFriaFic reviews
Spoilers for recent manga chapters. Naruto doesn't know it yet, but this will be one of the most important days of his life. And it will bring more than a few surprises...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Defenestration by Feilyn reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Choice to be Different by Kizmet reviews
Just before Gohan starts High School Trunks and Goten decide they need a few new playmates. They find the Dragon Balls and wish youthful versions of their fathers into their time line.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,259 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,098 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Priorities by syrraki reviews
Remember when Sasuke saw Itachi for the first time after the massacre in that hotel with Naruto? Well this is how it really went down. Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
An Alchemist in a Fence by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Bad First Kisses by Confession68 reviews
Who ever said your first kiss would be magical or even good? And who ever said the ones there after would be good either...Here is a small story telling just that. Please enjoy and review! LuNa
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Hagane no Chibichan by Chanberry reviews
Pride!Ed fic. What does Envy do now that Pride no longer reacts to short jokes? I suppose that if you want it to be, you can look at this as though it were EdxEnvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Assassination? by Tandtroll reviews
Harry Potter crossover He is far away from home on a mission gone wrong. The road back home is a bumpy one for a young Hatake Kakashi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,416 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Kakashi H.
Not Quite Revenge by Ahja Reyn reviews
In an unusual display of pranking from Sasuke, Naruto comes up with the perfect form of diabolical revenge, only to have it backfire on him horribly when his partner in crime is unable to resist temptation. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of Time by SiriusFan13 reviews
COMPLETE! During a trip to Kyoto with his friends, Himura Kenshin winds up in deep water... thirteen years in the past. How will Kenshin deal with the Revolution again? And how will his friends deal with Battousai, who has traded places with him? R&R!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,937 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Kenshin, Battousai - Complete
The XemANas Files by Kameron Stephens reviews
How Xemnas became a nutjob, told from each of the member's views. [OOCness abound!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Xemnas
Trivial Matters by Aries Draco reviews
Only Saix would consider something like this trivial information... After an accident in the Land of the Dragons, Saix is a little... different. A lot different. But in some ways, she's still the same... *finally updated again!*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Saïx
Baby Talk by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Minato and Kushina. Kakashi. Baby Naruto. A moment in an alternate universe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Innocence Again by Luna-Kitsune-Blu reviews
Something has happend to Jak and it has something to do with a certian KG leader and certian dirty trick. What no one expects is that when Jak finally regains conciousness, instead of Jak, outlaw, gunman and racer, they're met simply with Jak of Sandover.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,184 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Jak M., Keira
Macaroni by Scriptedfrenzy reviews
Babysitting isn't for slackers, especially when one of the brats is named Uzumaki Naruto, just ask Itachi. Once again he learns that little kids are monsters. Cute monsters. NaruSasu, Fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nami's State by Ulrilra reviews
After Luffy saves Nami from a group of men, she finds herself unable to be around any man other than him. -Lemon Added-
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,254 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Mr & Mrs Fuksshitup by Summerlea reviews
Axel convinces Saix to split a bottle of whiskey with him. saxel!CRACK!oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Axel, Saïx - Complete
fiesta by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to deep fried vegetables. Sakura comes across someone most unexpected when she finds herself separated from her friends during the summer festival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Sticking to the Rules by QueenTigris reviews
Kankurou is terrified when he walks in on Gaara in the bathroom. Then he tries to give his little brother The Talk after seeing what Gaara is up to. Not the smartest idea. KankyGaarGaar brotherliness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 4,295 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
War Zone by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
A Mile In His Shoes Uchiha Sasuke by cousin D reviews
Crossover between Naruto and HP. Six months after Sasuke has been rescued and returned to Konohagakeru, his Cell and Cell 9 are given the mission to infiltrate a distant school to judge the security. Shonenai Iruka X Kakashi very minor relationship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,227 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Primal Urges by Vicky-V reviews
[CelipaxTomaxBardock] Bardock may be the appointed leader of their team on assignments, but Celipa will always be in charge.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Bardock - Complete
Luffy's Swim by Alastair reviews
One night, Nami finds Luffy swimming. LxN if you stand on your hands, and dance.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Freaky Friday by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
It’s time. The day every Organization XIII member fears. It’s time…for Saix’s monthly rabies shots! COMPLETED
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Saïx, Demyx - Complete
How Do You Fight Your Evil Bad Guy? by nightwalker3 reviews
You know those old Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercials, where they showed how different people ate their Reese's? Well, this is like that. Only with the YYH boys. And no peanut butter cups.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Party of Three by J-Pop Princess reviews
This fic has been stolen several times. If you see it anywhere else under another name, know that I am the original author!Sakura has never really explored the world of sexual desire but after a little too much sake, all that could change! SakuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,139 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rent by NoNoWriter reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mood Swings by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Saïx Hair Incident by LiteraryMirage reviews
Demyx, Axel and Roxas have been pranking all of the other Organization members. Except for Saïx. They decide that dying his hair blond would be a wonderful idea.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Demyx, Roxas - Complete
Bar Fight by Lonicera Japonica reviews
A guy hits on Nami in a bar, and the Strawhat boys take action to defend her honor. And to get some peace and quiet so they can finish their drinks. [Merryship]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Motherly Love by TheLadyG reviews
Yes I know, another YYH HP crossover. However this is different. There are no sixth year transfer students, nor spirit detectives trying to defeat Voldermort. Kurama centric I think
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,759 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Kurama M., Shiori M.
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Let Luffy Get Drunk by Ulrilra reviews
Luffy gets drunk and a nightmare ensues that engulfs an entire island
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
An Uneventful Dinner by Ulrilra reviews
A normal dinner is turned upside down when two crewmates do something completely unexpected.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Broken Cogs by laurelangel reviews
When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Things Xemmy Never Thought He'd Say by A Talentless Hack reviews
As the title says, 30 things Xemnas would never have imagined himself saying... Mentions of ManSax and VekuZeku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Xemnas - Complete
Ambition's End by Singe reviews
If Sasuke had learned nothing else from Team Hebi, he would always know who had taught him that he never wanted to have children. Ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Of Kunai and Haircuts by Nanaki Lioness reviews
[Mild SasuNaru] Naruto cuts Sasuke's hair.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If You Give Jin A Cookie by Ryoukko-kai reviews
Has anyone else wonder what happens if you give Jin a cookie? Well, here's my take on it. I hope the others can keep a hold on their sanity! Oneshot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
A Log Pose to Nami by Alastair reviews
When Nami is kidnapped, the only one who knows is Luffy, and he must risk the Grand Line alone, barefoot, and in a log. The only things guiding him are a ship on the horizon, and the will to see her again. LxN COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,281 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Revenge of the Fox by TombCrank the Crafty reviews
Bellatrix LeStrange learns why it is a bad idea to practice ‘Avada Kedavra’ on foxes. YYHHP crossover. One shot, character death.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Kurama M. - Complete
The Rurouni's New Clothes by Heather Logan reviews
When Kenshin's favorite magenta gi finally gives out, will a trip to the tailor spell his doom? Oneshot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
This is gonna be fun! by TwistedHilarity reviews
[Complete] Award Winner. Inuyasha's prayer beads have broken. What will Inuyasha and Miroku do now with their women? RomanticSexual comedy for BOTH InuKag and MirSan. Romance, fluff, sex, LOTS of swearing. Rated for extreme language, Lemons.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,293 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Get Out of Jail Free Card by peroxidepest17 reviews
Usopp’s birthday just so happens to coincide with a day full of goodnatured fun.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The End by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Roy has decided to end it all. He is not very successful… Proof that paperwork really can drive a man to suicide. Well, kinda.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Saix's Special Cookies by therichnobody reviews
Saix has cookies that only he can eat. Why? Because something bad happens to anyone else who eats them. Reviews are welcome!Oh, it's bunny time! Cha cha cha!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Saïx - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Doppelgangers by PirateDena reviews
Crossover: NarutoTrigun. In other dimensions, there are those that mirror us all in near perfection. Gai meets his 'mirror self' in another dimension. Kakashi is horrified but Wolfwood simply thinks its funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
An Invaluable Lesson by katilara reviews
L teaches his lessons in an unconventional manner. RaitoxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hot Water by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
If half of America wasn’t sure of Seem’s true gender, how could Jak and Daxter be any more knowledgeable?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Jak M., Seem - Complete
Why Was Six Afraid Of Seven? by Lily Vendrem reviews
Axel tells Demyx a joke, Demyx doesn't really like it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Demyx - Complete
Edward Went Down to Central by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Edward went down to Central, he was lookin' for some facts to steal. He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal... ['The Devil Went Down to Georgia' parody. Based on 'Fullmetal vs. The Flame.']
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Ones left Standing by Panzergal reviews
With the death of her husband and son, Mrs Yagami is left to pick up the shattered remains of her life. Set shortly after Raito's demise, this story delves into his past. One Shot. Please Read and Review!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
Twisted by Salieri reviews
About the twisted feelings Raito has for L. RaitoxL, minor spoilers
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Metaphorical blissbubble by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Turn On by peroxidepest17 reviews
The things Zoro loves.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
All the Things We Love by peroxidepest17 reviews
Chopper describes a tradition he’d witnessed during his birthdays growing up on a winter island. The crew reacts.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Which Raito Fails and Ruins His Life by Hybrid-Demon reviews
One horrible day, Raito finds himself in dire need to get rid of a ditzy blonde. The whole plan backfires and he finds himself in a worse situation than before. Crack. Oneshot. Result of boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Handcuffs by Scottie-195 reviews
Yagami Soichiro always had doubts about the whole handcuff thing. And then,he overhears a rather disturbing conversation between Raito and Ryuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Out of the loop by FinalArc reviews
It started with a camping trip. Well, actually, it started with Kurama, and that led to five million other things, and pretty soon, I, Kazuma Kuwabara, had became team therapist.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,866 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/24/2006 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M. - Complete
Rumors by Jupe-san reviews
[Oneshot] There were many speculations about who or what the hitokiri Battousai really was. Kenshin decided to indulge them.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Battousai, Saitou - Complete
Dax or Daxter? by joeanne reviews
AU. What if Daxter's dip in the Dark Eco had turned him into something else? Eventual het, slash, all that good stuff. Chapter 16 now up, sorry for the wait
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,512 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Daxter, Jak M.
Cop a Feel by peroxidepest17 reviews
There are repercussions for those who sexually harass. Even those who don’t know they do it.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ten Things I Hate About Earth by Rachel Cabbit reviews
Curious Bulma quizzes a rather irritated Vegeta about why he dislikes earth so much, and surprise, surprise he has a top ten reasons! Bulma decides to counter with her top ten reasons why he actually likes Earth. *30kisses - theme #10* *oneshot*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
One for the Ages by Gan Xingba reviews
YYH Inuyasha and ? Crossover [and no, I'm not gonna' tell you what ? is yet, it's a surprise] Koenma deploys the team to recover some contraband: Kagome's Sacred Jewel shards. But the mission doesn't go as planned, and an epic tale ensues.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,280 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Complete
Rain by Fenikkusuken reviews
OneShot. More than just the heat of a summer afternoon is washed away when Kaoru confronts Kenshin with her feelings. Rated 'M' for mature content.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Battousai, Kaoru - Complete
Yuusuke and the Yakuza by nightwalker3 reviews
For once they were in trouble and it wasn't Yuusuke's fault. Well, not exactly.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Genshi by lastyearsthing reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Porno Repression by Lotus Aia reviews
Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Prankster by demonrubberducky reviews
A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Drinking Buddies by Shirou Shinjin reviews
A very, very drunk hitokiri finds someone to talk to in the most unlikely of people...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Dominoes by Digitaldreamer reviews
Luffy's gotten sick, but it's not just any common cold, it's a virus that temporarily rids him of his devil fruit powers! As if things weren't bad enough, he's been captured by a revenge seeking Captain Kuro! Will his crew be able to rescue him? ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,653 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Sharing by thoughtless dreamer reviews
The result of an undecisive Ren between two very interested Asakura twins. Rated for yaoi and, yep, lemoney threesome. Oneshot dedicated to AmePiper.
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Hao A., Ren T. - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
People I Hate To Not Mind by a quirky little tune reviews
Sasuke has a list named 'People I Hate To Not Mind'. Naruto's not on this list. And for some reason, this is an incredibly disheartening revelation to the blonde. Slight SasuNaru. Yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hakama Dake by Indygodusk reviews
During a heat wave, Kaoru finds herself alone, frustrated, and extremely hot. Defeated by Kenshin's friendly behavior, she gives up on his love. But she refuses to lose to the sun. Clothes start to fly, but no one's there to see, right? KBK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,527 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Puberty Sucks by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
Up until now it had been easy. No one suspected a thing! Then puberty hit. And Naruto discovered that it's harder to hide your gender when you have boobs. [SasuNaruko] [4 Part Fic Rated for Language and Sexual Content] [Complete.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Doctor's Orders by Nicole Silverwolf reviews
Heatstroke. A condition resulting from excessive exposure to intense heat, characterized by high fever, collapse, and sometimes convulsions or coma. Brain damage and death can result. So how exactly did those three survive the beginning of Jak 3?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Revenge of the Clown by Ai Tennshi reviews
One night, all is normal except for the fact that Luffy is not raiding the fridge. Then the crew find that Luffy's hat appears to have vanished... Complete
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,819 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Luffy, Buggy - Complete
Always There by Ivydoll reviews
AceLuffy. Lemon. Cliche challenge: Make a hopeless cliche somehow 'good.' Well, I tried. Failed, but tried.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/23/2006 - [Luffy, Ace] - Complete
Happy Birthday Aniki! by Kakyoku no Kaze reviews
Set back when Itachi was 9 and Sasuke was 4. Sasuke wants to do something special for Itachi's birthday! But does it come out as he planned?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
A DRAGONBALL HONEYMOON by Darke Angelus reviews
Volume 3 of the BV Trilogy- Vegeta and Bulma use their honeymoon to search for the Dragonballs. Combine the Saiyan prince's destructive nature with Bulma's thirst for adventure and they make quite a unique team! COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 117,368 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Vegeta, Bulma
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 419 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Diplomat by Weiila reviews
Post Jak X, Rayn calls on Jinx for a job interview, but he's not up for working for her. But if he wants to leave Kras City alive he better get something done for her. No pairings, but a lot of lust aimed at Jak. Bad language.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Jinx, Rayn - Complete
Icha Icha Kakashi by Ninja Shen reviews
fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Vicarious Life by Tea Leaf reviews
Blaming herself for Sasuke's death, Sakura takes it upon herself to fulfill his lost ambitions. MF
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Whipping the Doldrums by Obsidian Sphinx reviews
Rinku and his five other housemates have been cooped up for three days due to rain, and some simply aren't dealing well with the boredom. Leave it to young Rinku to stir things up a bit! Humor. Yaoi. Complete.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,858 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Atsuko U.
House of Flying Kunai by Chaos Valkyrie reviews
Sequel to The Cutting Edge. The ladies go to the Aoiya for an indepth discussion about the swords of Saito, Hiko, and the Juppongatana! Another dirty humourous one shot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Hiko, Saitou - Complete
His Only Fear by SiriusFan13 reviews
Hiko's young deshi deals with the aftermath of a childish fear, humiliated at making a fool of himself in front of someone as fearless as his shishou...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Kenshin, Hiko - Complete
Superhero Metal Head Team Hyper Force GO! by Quick-Demon reviews
The city of Haven City IS BEING ATTACKED BY A GIANT ROBOT! Who will save us from this moment of peril? Who will deliver swift justice against the forces of evil? Who will help old ladies across the street?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Daxter, Erol - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
About a Book by Arkhe reviews
Anko's having a bad day and she's all up for sharing the pain. Kakashi becomes an unwilling participant. [Lime scented]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Sympathetic Smile by EffulgentInara reviews
Tsunade and Sakura get a brief demonstration of exactly why Kakashi wears that mask...[oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Desert Night by Krin reviews
After the events of JX, Jak needs dark eco. He goes hunting for MHs in the desert but finds something very different instead.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Jak M., Seem - Complete
Flawed by Kurome Shiretsu reviews
Targeted by the followers of a dark wizard, Yuusuke is sent to the last place expected: into the heart of wizard society. When his Toushin powers cannot defend him, when his demon blood is an instant mark for death, how will Yuusuke survive? HP crossover
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,896 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Yusuke U.
The Perils of Idle Conversation by nightwalker3 reviews
[Complete] Yuusuke needs to stop introducing topics of conversation. YuusukeKurama.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Goku's Little Problem by tectrices reviews
Oh no! Our hero's got a problem! And who should he go to for a little romantic advice? Why, the SHORTtempered prince, of course. At this rate, his relationship with ChiChi will be... even worse. Rated for language and mention of 'super saiyans' doubl
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Goku, Vegeta
Send in the Clowns by Luna-Kitsune-Blu reviews
What is this? Daxter has been returned to his oringal, elfie state? What in Haven city have I been smoking!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Daxter
Your Weird Wish is Granted by Baron Hausenpheffer reviews
My collection of DBZ humor tales, revealing the wacky misadventures and unfortunate incidents they DIDN'T show you on TV. Black tights, malfunctioning powers, and more!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005 - King Cold, Frieza
There's something about Luffy by Marcman reviews
Luffy catches a strange scent in his nose that cuases him to go crazy and start wrecking everything in sight! Can Zoro, Nami, and the others find out what the heck is going on with Luffy? Rated M for sexual jokes and cursing. This fic is complete.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
In Due Time by SiriusFan13 reviews
During a peaceful afternoon in Kyoto, Kenshin is pulled into the life of a young boy named Miki... a situation that may be more than Kenshin had bargained for... Please read and review!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Kenshin, Hiko
Oni by Lanse reviews
Legends speak of a fearsome creature living on the forbidden mountain. Escaping to its domain, one woman will discover just how real a legend can be. 2005 RKRC romanceWAFF runner up.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,003 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Furball by KittyGirl18 reviews
A drabble about Bardock and his first sight of his son, Raditz.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/16/2005
The Cutting Edge by Chaos Valkyrie reviews
Kaoru, Misao, Megumi, Okon, Omasu, and unlimited amounts of sake have an indepth discussion about the RK men and their swords. A dirty humourous one shot. KK, implied SM and AM.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/28/2005
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Jin's Alibi by Jins Lil Whirlwind reviews
Jin and Chu were supposed to be home hours ago, but then that bar jumped out in front of em...Can they think of a good excuse? One shot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Jin - Complete
Tears of Eternity by Kitsanken reviews
AUBattousai is not only the deadliest assassin to ever prowl the dark streets of night...he is also a vampire, one of the oldest still in existence…and a rarity among his kind. He has a soul.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,221 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Mighty Long Time by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
A 'Grim' Reaper wouldn't last more than a few months." Botan character sketch. One-shot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Botan - Complete
Scenes from a time by Peacebunnie reviews
The tangled misadventures of a young rurouni. Some mornings it just isn't worth waking up. A series of loosely connected mini fics
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Kenshin - Complete
Jail Break by nightwalker3 reviews
COMPLETE - "I'm going to kill you," Kuwabara said slowly and carefully, enunciating each syllable with the careful precision usually reserved for prayer. "I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to roast your flesh and I'm going to feed it to my cat."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Whispers from the depths by Weiila reviews
Sequel to And Life gave me Lemons. Broke his leg, lost his gun, out of eco, and there's a new metal head leader in the 'hood. Yep. It's gonna be one of those days. [Complete]
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,310 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
Trial and Error by Ms. Zeal reviews
ONE SHOT. Non yaoi. During the Dark Tournament, Kurama recieved a potion from Suzuka that could change him into his youko form. Kurama experiments with the potion before the fight and finds it is a little difficult to get the dosage correct...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
The Hunt by snarechan reviews
Remember that ‘Catch Scouts in Haven Forest’ mission? Yeah, this is how it should have gone.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Daxter, Jak M. - Complete
Whoever laughs last by Weiila reviews
“Yeah, I really thought that we were goners this time. The KGs had Jak in a deadlock, I was bound and gagged, the Baron was having a field day smirking… but then… holy…”
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Guardian ad litem by snarechan reviews
When we’d first joined the Underground things were simple – ask for your orders, go out and shoot things, then come back and do it all over again. But this one?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Daxter, Jak M. - Complete
An Interesting Experience by Phishy Chan reviews
Misa is bored one night, and conducts... A scientific experiment, if you can call it that. "Drastic measures", more specifically... MisaL? RaitoL? MisaRaito? Who knows?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2005
Whiskey in the Jar by Juxtaposie reviews
Jin invites his friends to celebrate St. Patty's Day with him, despite the fact that none of them know what the hell that is. In the process, they learn a little more about demons, the Irish, and Jin's private life.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
A Hero's Lament by Weiila reviews
Aaah, Valentine's Day. How nice. And that guy who said Too much love will kill you, remember him? He was truly right. Jak II. Almost everyoneXJak. See Jak. See Jak run. Run, Jak, RUN!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Revi