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Gods and Technology by The Aurum Writers reviews
It's Hermes' birthday! He gets an iPhone, and, with the help of Hephaestus, he discovers Siri and Flappy Bird! Chaos ensues...WARNING: IF YOU HATE CAPS LOCK AND RANDOMNESS, THEN IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU DON'T READ THIS! Also, Judge Athena, slender man and MORE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2020 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Hephaestus, Hermes, Apollo
Impractical Jokers: Demigod Edition by DarkPaladin000 reviews
Warning: This fanfic consists of scenes of extreme stupidity among four lifelong friends (Leo, Percy, Jason, and Frank) who compete to embarrass each other. Inspired by the show, 'Impractical Jokers.' Basically, they all go around in various (ridiculous) contests and end up humiliating themselves.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 58 - Words: 158,670 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/21/2020 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Percy J., Jason G., Frank Z., Leo V.
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3797 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 6,308 - Follows: 3,177 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goodbye pledge by JOkesaremylife reviews
This is a poem about Percy's death and how he's saying goodbye to everyone. I've never written in verses before, but I guess this was just inspiration on the moment... So, please read and tell me your thoughts about it. How can I improve? Anyway, have a great time everyone:) One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2016 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Nostalgia by housemartius reviews
Piper and Percy sitting on a porch. Re-mi-ni-scing (let's pretend that actually works). Age is just a number and Piper and Percy are as unstoppable as ever. Future fic. (for pipercy week on tumblr)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Percy J., Piper M. - Complete
Of Rain and Pain by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Sirius has always hated the rain since that night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Stuck In A Heat Wave by Sirius Owens reviews
Camp Half Blood is suffering from a majority heat wave. What happens when the heat makes them laugh hard at the smallest things, so much that Nico can't even stand... Solangelo one shot/headcannon. Warning: flying centaurs. Rated k
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
From Amidst The Darkness by Mrs.PercyJackson3 reviews
AU: All it took was a car accident and a will to turn Poseidon's life upside down, now he's learning how to be a father and deal with life's curveballs - specifically the hurt teenager who lives in the dark.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,852 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Not by Design by Mrs.PercyJackson3 reviews
Being a stepfather was hard enough even when your new stepson wasn't the greatest demigod of his time. (Paul's journey from being that guy dating Sally to being Percy's father.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,548 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Be Sure to Tip Your Waiter (For He's On His Last Dime) by Mrs.PercyJackson3 reviews
Being a demigod doesn't pay too well (or, you know, at all) so Percy gets a job at a local restaurant. When girls ask him to switch tables with them to escape getting hit on by creepy guys, he always agrees. He's in for a bit of a surprise one night when he recognizes one of the creepy guys.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Percy J., Poseidon, Apollo, Amphitrite - Complete
Three Demigods Walk Into An Elevator by jayan0706 reviews
...and none leave with their sanity intact. Or the story in which Percy rediscovers his love for toilet water, Clarisse is Clarisse, and Leo is more mature than both of them. Somehow. Gift-fic for lunaarlily, who was the 1000th reviewer on my other story, Dear Mortals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Clarisse R., Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
The Lightning Thief Parody Reboot by DarkPaladin000 reviews
A parody of the Lightning Thief, the book that started it all. For all the fans of the original The Lightning Thief Parody, I'm doing a rewrite, bringing it back longer, crazier, and better than ever! (But it isn't necessary to have read the original to understand this one though.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,243 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Percy J., Zeus, Annabeth C., Grover
PJOmetronics by DarkPaladin000 reviews
Have you ever wanted to play with your favorite Percy Jackson characters? Well, look no further, for PJOmetronics Inc has developed 'PJOmetronics', small, toy sized versions of your favorite characters for you to collect and destroy stuff with!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,583 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 6/30/2013
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
5 Things You Didn't Know About Nico di Angelo, And 1 Thing He Didn't by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
If you possess the bravery and the skill to enter cabin thirteen, you will find the secrets of a troubled young boy. Secrets that will draw back his façade, and give you a glimpse of what is underneath... [bonus: chapter 2. drabble.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Nico A. - Complete
Death's Embrace by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
"She made many promises in her short mortal life but there were two in particular I found interesting: the promise that I would grow to hate her, and the promise that when she died, I would get at the very least her fist in my face." *My poor attempt at a love story. Companion to Death's Deception, but can be read separately. Thanatos's POV* [ABANDONED]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Thanatos, OC]
150 things I'm not allowed to do in the Underworld by ravenclawjedi reviews
Nico and the spirits of the dead get bored, and decide to create a list of 150 things not to do in the Underworld, and do all of them. The story begins in between The Battle of the Labyrinth and The Last Olympian. (I asked permission from the author of the previous lists, more detail below in author's notes.) (This story is rated Teen just in case.) I do not own Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,013 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Bianca A., Nico A., Lee F., Castor
The Lesser Definition Of Chaos by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
When Percy and Annabeth escaped Nyx, the goddess decided to get revenge — on the crew of the Argo II. Hence ensuing the lesser definition of Chaos, in which Jason is a Russian Superman, Leo has language issues, Nico goes blind, Hazel is REALLY confused, Hedge wants to hit something, Frank gets nearly thrown across the ship, and Piper's ready to kill them all. (All dialogue oneshot)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Leo V., Nico A., Piper M., Hazel L. - Complete
Percy Annoys People by NinjaPants999 reviews
Percy finds a book called "Ways to Annoy People". And Percy (being the Seaweed Brain he is) decided that people need to loosen up. Image belongs to burdge-bug.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Percy J.
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 8,782 - Follows: 1,488 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cookies In Black by Musafreen reviews
Nico finds that baking cookies is harder than it looks. Alternatively; people talk in the Jackson-Blofis household. Post TLO oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
My Life as a Mary Sue by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
It's hard being a Mary Sue, it really is. You wouldn't think so, but it is. I mean, look what I have to go through. Boys chasing you all the time? I mean, sure, the attention is nice, but really. I have a limit. And all these powers...the perfect looks...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ask the seven! reviews
Heres my take on ask the seven,only you can ask ANYONE ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask Sally's blue cookies why they cant tie their own shoelaces! As long as Rating appropriate,ask anything! Your question is garunteed to be answered!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,589 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 8/8/2016