Spooks Apprentice
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Joined 04-19-05, id: 797722, Profile Updated: 11-19-07
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Inheritance Cycle.

HiCcuP!

Bump... bUmp... buMp...bumP!

Welcome to the lair of the Spook's Apprentice and her contributing awesome author Vampire Snail...

GO THE EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm addicted to Star Wars!

Ditto on the Star Wars thing...but the Eagles? I don't no...anyway...i love sport and chillin' with my vict- er, friends and lots of otha stuff...w8, where'd it go? COME BAK HERE NOW...! (scuse me, i'll have 2 chase it..)

Umm... Don't stress about that she does it all the time.!?

(clunk, clunk, CLUNK!) ahhh...i'm bak now...just had to deal with sum...erm...things. anyway, her bro is frea-ky...and loves lunakmerry (anotha author...chek out her stories by the way). oh...and i h8 lasagne!

WHAT! u don't like Lasagne! Oh well i admit that that mustard sauce and mashed banana r more 2 my liking!... (uhm s-o-r-r-y) BREATHE

Anyhoo...we hope u love our stories ...and if u don't...plz b kind 2 us and tell us wat u wood like changed nicely...cool?

Muahahahaha i changed Spook's Apprentice's blob, NeveR have i felt so happy!

SEEYA from both us and remember, we still do have one speck of sanity in our minds, and our stories make much more sense then us... I think. Anyway we are now discussing the importance of marshmallow's in our universe so... oh yeah we write stories. like obvoius but true... um just spouting wierd stuff which i'm good at.

and if u didn't know the name Spook's Apprentice was got from a really good book called Spook's Apprentice!

~ Spook's Apprentice and Vampire Snail~

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Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Galactic Wine by padme's sister reviews
Anakin and Padme decide to clean the appartment, but when Anakin goes to get the cleaning stuff, he finds a rather ancient looking bottle of Galactic Wine. Three guesses who make fools of themselves infront of ObiWan!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Ginny's Diary by notavailible reviews
What will happen in Ginny Weasley's 6th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Read and find out! Chapter 9 up and ready. Many more to come!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W.
The Woes of Harry Potter by I-Confuse-Everyone reviews
Harry Potter meet Fanfiction. Fanfiction meet Harry Potter. What problems does Harry encounter while online? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
This is Not a Journal by PenguinBuddy reviews
James Potter writes in an idea notebook about all of the creative methods he uses to ask Lily Evans out. How far will James go to win her heart? Find Counterpart to In This Journal. Complete! Written pre-HBP/DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,087 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Attack of the Llamas by Shadowfax reviews
Okay, we've all heard the pants. Here's lines from Star Wars that can be 'improved' if the word 'llama' is substituted for key words. Chap6: Llama of the Sith. That's all folks!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Complete
In This Journal by PenguinBuddy reviews
Lily keeps a journal of all the times James Potter asks her out and of all the things he does to try and win her over along the path to true love. Complete! Written pre-HBP/DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,575 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Hamsters, Hobbits and Supermarkets reviews
Frodo throws a birthday party at the local supermarket for his invisible pet Hamster Chad who is the Ringbearer. All of Middle Earth is invited to the event where Frodo drinks too much coffee and Chad shows off his powers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Frodo B. - Complete
Legolas and the Towel Stealers reviews
Legolas has his towel stolen! What will he do? Find the thief of course! But will he survive the evil creatures that await him? This a pretty random story and you will probably need a dictionary.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Muscle Mania reviews
Arya loves muscles and is in need of a muscly man, but Eragon isn't muscly enough for her. What will Eragon do? And who is the guy that Arya decides is muscular enough for her? And what's with applesauce muffin guns?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
The REAL story reviews
Set after Goblet of Fire. There is a traitor intent on handing Harry over to Voldemort. Will the Weasley twins be able to stop him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - George W.
Legolas in the Dungeons reviews
Sequel to Legolas visits the Dentist. Legolas is bored and manages to get stuck in the dungeons. Will he ever find his way out or will he be left in there to rot? Will he find a new friend?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Legolas visits the Dentist reviews
Want to know what happens when Legolas visits the dreaded dentist? Will he survive the evils of tooth surgery? Will he get over his fears of the dentist? Find out by reading our story!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Food Fight reviews
Food brings together Star Wars and Lord of the Rings characters in an epic battle. Who will survive? Find out here!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Techno Lord of the Rings reviews
This is a list of what we thought some of the Lord of the rings characters would be like if the story was set in modernfuture times.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 11/22/2005
Surviving Slytherin reviews
Charlotte starts her 5th year at Hogwarts, when she meets a new girl called Anna, who is in the same house as her: Slytherin. Follow their adventures in Hogwarts here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 11/11/2005
When Star Wars meets Harry Potter reviews
Star Wars meets Harry Potter with very crazy results!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete