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Joined 04-19-05, id: 798009, Profile Updated: 06-10-12
Author has written 4 stories for Justice League, Doctor Who, and Batman: Arkham Asylum.

I also write, draw, and cook at

I'm not as prolific a writer as I'd like, but I'm working to change that. I'm working on my own things of late, but fanfiction keeps me putting words on paper, so I'm unlikely to quit anytime soon. My fandoms are varied and occasionally mercurial, but Doctor Who is probably my greatest constant.

I love comments. Love them. Feed on them. Therefore they're welcome.

Forgive my old stories languishing here. One day I may resurrect them, rewrite them, finish them. Until then, let them brew . . .

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Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,153 - Reviews: 3804 - Favs: 3,852 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rewind by BookkeeperThe reviews
Jack has been expecting Donna's call for a while. He just wasn't expecting this. Sequel to Damage Control and Inertia.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,430 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Inertia by BookkeeperThe reviews
The Doctor's well-earned respite is interrupted by an international crisis which forces him to once again take the fate of the planet Earth in his hands. It may be just what he needs - or it may be his undoing. Sequel to Damage Control.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Damage Control by BookkeeperThe reviews
Psychic aliens are in Cardiff, the Doctor is in the Hub, and Jack is worried.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,696 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
A Moment Like This by SerenityEmrys reviews
Story is completely rewritten. Harry's 7th year and the Final Battle is approaching. Help has arrived and along with a surprise. The stupidity of Fudge continues with an absurd Marriage Law. Rated M for later chapters! HGSS Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,290 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Shades of Avarice by Lady Jaye1 reviews
The Question makes a dangerous new enemy while investigating a secret crime ring.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question
The Lost Heir by moreaux reviews
When attempting to propose to Pansy Parkinson in order to obtain an heir to the Malfoy fortune, Draco Malfoy is informed, much to his surprise, that there is, in fact, a rightful Malfoy heir already in existance... [DMHG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Weasley Tradition by azamystic reviews
Ron gets a special present for his seventeenth bithday. Draco's life has taken a turn for the worst. Slave fic. Slash RWHP RWDM. Yep. It's an AU folks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,551 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Ron W., Draco M.
Murder at Malfoy Manor by Sophiax reviews
Lucius Malfoy is found murdered at his home during a hunting weekend. The Trio, along with Ginny, Draco, Narcissa, Snape, Dumbledore and Voldemort each have their reasons for wanting Malfoy dead. But will they solve the mystery in time? Parody of Clue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,716 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Art of Not Thinking by kerianne reviews
Vic thinks too much. Helena helps him stop. QuestionHuntress, basically a PWP, albeit a characterdriven one.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter Meets the Baudelaire Orphans by Lemony Leafe reviews
What happens when theboywholived stumbles upon the unfortunate Baudelaire children? Well... Several annoying people appear, another dance is held, old enimies return, and much, much more. Can Harry Potter and the Baudelaire's finally beat Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Chrism, Salt, Water by Merlin Missy reviews
HuntressQuestion. It's been a long night. Kind of a coda to Angelic Temptress' IK4aR so go read that one first.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Helena B./Huntress, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
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Miscalculation reviews
When the Riddler finds Harley Quinn in an injured heap in a back alley of Arkham City, he knows he should just walk away. There's nothing to be gained from getting involved, everything to lose, and it's just a distraction anyway. Unable to leave her there, however, he takes her to his lair to recover. How much trouble could she possibly be? Please R/R!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - The Riddler/E. Nigma, Harley Q.
Promise reviews
Set just before The End of Time, the Doctor takes one last journey, the promise of his end hanging over his head 'he will knock four times'... As always, things don't go quite as planned as he winds up far from where he wanted to be, and meets Maggie Sullivan, whose taste in video games may be the death of both of them. I love reviews, love them! Please R/R!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - 10th Doctor
Question Reality reviews
With the Question gone, it's up to his partner, Foxglove, to unwind the mass of conspiracies he left behind, even when the League itself stands in her way. Q/OC, rated for later mayhem, and adult themes.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008
I Come In Peace reviews
When the Question's new partner ends up on the wrong side of an exploding transporter the League mounts a rescue, but the outcome, on all sides, is a very large question indeed. Action, drama, romance, angst and even a little humor. Q&OC M for later chaps
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete