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Joined 04-20-05, id: 798171, Profile Updated: 10-25-13
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter.

sometimes I live my life through dreams
other times I neither live nor dream at all.

To me, good writing isn’t necessarily about spelling or correct grammar. I know tons of people who are able to spell and conjugate their verbs right. Writing, in all its insincerity and truth, becomes great when it is yours, and yours alone. The day people recognise your style out of a million other stories, is the day you’ll know you’ve achieved a greater level of writing than simply describing a landscape in five different metaphors. You’ll have created something that’s entirely your own.


I have two major pet peeves on this site:

1. People favouriting without reviewing.

I understand people alerting without saying anything, because alerting usually means that you're interested and still waiting for what's going to happen next. Favouriting, au contraire, means that you really like a story. It takes time to write. Reviews make the time worthwhile.

2. People criticising/flaming my stories anonymously.

If you want to complain, at least have the guts to let me defend myself. Tearing people down anonymously (and directly, since these reviews go straight to my e-mail) is pathetic on so many levels I would be ashamed to be the one doing it.


Other than that, I REALLY appreciate all of the compliments/insights people have given me here. You're all absolutely wonderful.

Also, if you're interested in Tumblr: http://jsphn.tumblr.com

Cheers!

(Postscript: English is not my native language, it's far from perfect in fact, so never hesitate to point out mistakes.)

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Dirt Nap Dispatches by scumblackentropy reviews
"Relax, Granger. I wanted a smoke. Then I wanted another. What better place to light up than in Hermione Granger's non-smoking stairwell? There's a bit of poetic justice to that, isn't there?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,351 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
They'll Never Know by ninajunkie reviews
Innocence combined with blissful ignorance equals Hermione Granger. They'll never know how wrong that statement really is. Or will they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
this is how we breakdown by GoldSilver02 reviews
It's his blue eyes that are her downfall. This is the build up and tear down of Franky Fitzgerald. Franky/Luke.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Franky - Complete
Pull by Tara1189 reviews
There's a reason he keeps coming back after all these years. Antony/Atia, oneshot.
Rome - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
Dad by Rizzle reviews
D/Hr themed, though Hermione does not feature here. This is Draco and Hermione's 16 year old's daughter's candid take on her eccentric father, warts and all. First person POV. Old fic, new home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Letters by freakwriterCHM reviews
George thinks that if Fred were there, he would laugh at him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Finding the Future by loveadubdub reviews
My mum gave me a good bit of advice once. She told me that in order to find the perfect shoes, sometimes you have to deal with a few blisters. My life is full of blisters.... Sequel to Lessons Learned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 262,250 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Universe is a Great and Beautiful Thing by attica reviews
One of the greatest surprises in life is finding out how you’re going to die, and the fact that nobody can ever spoil it for you. COMPLETE. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Traveled by Hatusu reviews
Draco and Hermione become foreign exchange students, and travel to France and Bulgaria. They expected boat rides, champagne and fancy balls, but what they didn't expect was murder. DMHG preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,087 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The World Has Turned and Left Me Here by attica reviews
But you know what? Once you get going, you can never stop. You just keep owning up, and owning up, and owning up… like a dam. You let out a drop, and out comes the entire river. DHr. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Hole by wishinonastar reviews
BL. They weren’t supposed to talk to each other anymore, never mind be meeting up and having sex. But what other people didn’t know couldn’t hurt them, right? ONESHOT
One Tree Hill - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Brooke D., Lucas S. - Complete
Morning After by zarah joyce reviews
People always talked about the night before, but what about the morning after? Warning: Use of explicit language, adult themes, though none too graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Transient by Fleur de Fleur reviews
[drabble, 100 words] Yamato & Mimi. The honest reason why she is forbidden to kisse him.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Mimi T., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Saudade reviews
He was never going to marry her. She just didn't want to see it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Meet Me On The Equinox reviews
When Rose Weasley, desperate to step out of her comfort zone, becomes part of a secret, Slytherin society, she might be in over her head. Especially where Scorpius Malfoy is concerned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Caring is Creepy reviews
He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Beautiful Blues reviews
People fall in and out of love all the time; like sunrise and sunset, like ebb and flood, only not in sync. Because he'd fallen out of love with her... and she loved him all the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Honey and the Moon reviews
Because sometimes going backwards suited him better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Fragments reviews
And he's simply baffled, because he can't see where she got the right to be ticked off at him, because she ruined him and look at where they are now - so far away from what they used to be it physically sickens him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
7 reviews
Gluttony, lust, greed, wrath, pride, sloth, envy - the exact seven sins they could easily apply to their complex, undeniable, and most of all, mutually unwanted attraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,620 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Paramnesia reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Missing Chapter reviews
An insight on Scorpius between 'Chronicles' and 'Paramnesia'. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Honey or Tar reviews
Normality bothered him. But Rose wasn't normal, was she? RW/SM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Chronicles reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Checkmate reviews
When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You reviews
Rose Weasley explains exactly why she hates Scorpius Malfoy. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Confessions reviews
He descended his mouth upon hers, tantalizingly slow, and massaged her lips gently with his tongue. Then, without retrieving, "Please tell me, Rose. What would your fiancé say if he saw you doing this?" RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
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