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Joined 04-20-05, id: 798171, Profile Updated: 02-27-19
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter.

I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china.


I still write, but I have pledged not to put anything up unless it's finished. I've got too many WIPs as it is, and WIPs depress everyone. At some point, I'll publish a new story and update it every week.

Cheers!

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Dirt Nap Dispatches by scumblackentropy reviews
"Relax, Granger. I wanted a smoke. Then I wanted another. What better place to light up than in Hermione Granger's non-smoking stairwell? There's a bit of poetic justice to that, isn't there?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,351 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
They'll Never Know by imjustamuggle reviews
Innocence combined with blissful ignorance equals Hermione Granger. They'll never know how wrong that statement really is. Or will they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
this is how we breakdown by GoldSilver02 reviews
It's his blue eyes that are her downfall. This is the build up and tear down of Franky Fitzgerald. Franky/Luke.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Franky - Complete
Pull by diamonds to dust reviews
There's a reason he keeps coming back after all these years. Antony/Atia, oneshot.
Rome - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
The Universe is a Great and Beautiful Thing by attica reviews
One of the greatest surprises in life is finding out how you’re going to die, and the fact that nobody can ever spoil it for you. COMPLETE. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Traveled by Hatusu reviews
Draco and Hermione become foreign exchange students, and travel to France and Bulgaria. They expected boat rides, champagne and fancy balls, but what they didn't expect was murder. DMHG preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,087 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 5,832 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Black Hole by wishinonastar reviews
BL. They weren’t supposed to talk to each other anymore, never mind be meeting up and having sex. But what other people didn’t know couldn’t hurt them, right? ONESHOT
One Tree Hill - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Brooke D., Lucas S. - Complete
Morning After by zarah joyce reviews
People always talked about the night before, but what about the morning after? Warning: Use of explicit language, adult themes, though none too graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 6,841 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Transient by Fleur de Fleur reviews
[drabble, 100 words] Yamato & Mimi. The honest reason why she is forbidden to kisse him.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Mimi T., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Never Never reviews
Oh, how the mighty had fallen. In love. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,374 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/3/2021 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Saudade reviews
He was never going to marry her. She just didn't want to see it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Meet Me On The Equinox reviews
When Rose Weasley, desperate to step out of her comfort zone, becomes part of a secret, Slytherin society, she might be in over her head. Especially where Scorpius Malfoy is concerned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Caring is Creepy reviews
He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Beautiful Blues reviews
People fall in and out of love all the time; like sunrise and sunset, like ebb and flood, only not in sync. Because he'd fallen out of love with her... and she loved him all the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Honey and the Moon reviews
Because sometimes going backwards suited him better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Fragments reviews
And he's simply baffled, because he can't see where she got the right to be ticked off at him, because she ruined him and look at where they are now - so far away from what they used to be it physically sickens him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Seven reviews
Gluttony, lust, greed, wrath, pride, sloth, envy - the exact seven sins they could easily apply to their complex, undeniable, and most of all, mutually unwanted attraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,620 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Paramnesia reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Missing Chapter reviews
An insight on Scorpius between 'Chronicles' and 'Paramnesia'. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Honey or Tar reviews
Normality bothered him. But Rose wasn't normal, was she? RW/SM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Chronicles reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Checkmate reviews
When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You reviews
Rose Weasley explains exactly why she hates Scorpius Malfoy. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Confessions reviews
He descended his mouth upon hers, tantalizingly slow, and massaged her lips gently with his tongue. Then, without retrieving, "Please tell me, Rose. What would your fiancé say if he saw you doing this?" RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
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