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Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter.

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I'm currently either rewriting or deleting my earlier fics, as I never have the patience to edit them first time around. Too much enthusiasm :) Hopefully this will make them less painful to read. I apologise for any delay this may cause with my current fics.

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Softly Whispering 'I Love You' by Snape's Nightie reviews
After a devastating war and a turbulent courtship, Severus and Remus are supposed to be having a Happy Ever After. But fate is not quite finished with them yet. SSRL gay SLASH. Beware fluff and melodrama. Sequel to 'Salvage What You Can'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,305 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Pure Poison by Shadowed-Seraph reviews
Poisons don't have to come in a liquid form, sometimes you form them yourself What happens when the burden of the light becomes too much for Harry to Stand? HPSS SLASH WARNING WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,273 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
A Single Pure White Rose by Meep meep reviews
When Draco returns to England for his mother's funeral, he takes a trip to a certain grave. Will he ever get over the death of the sole person who didn't see him as just another Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Trial and retribution by Meep meep reviews
Sirius is given a trial during his time at prison. What he says has never before been heard. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Sirius B.
House of the Dead by Meep meep reviews
Every family has a story a tortured legend, if you will. And there's nothing more tortured than the Malfoy's story. And only Draco is left to tell it...but can he survive long enough to? WARNING character death, abuse, violent pasts and accute slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Draco M.
Tanning Enduced by Meep meep reviews
Due to the frightened villagers storming Malfoy Manor, someone has to start working on his tan. A series of short stories
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Draco M.
What's Wrong With Blondes? by FizzyColaSugarHigh reviews
Challenge I set for Meep meep. Look within for the terms. Slash, SSDM, implied dirty storytelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Guys in Green Dresses and Threesomes with Redheads by FizzyColaSugarHigh reviews
Challenge I wrote for Meep meep. Look within for the terms. Slash, HPRW and suggested HPRWCD. Mention of a threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Silver Sunrise by Meep meep reviews
Because tonight the very air was alive, crackling with energy,... anything could happen' Post death of Voldemort. Warning: acute slash and Happy Endings for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Blaise Z., Neville L. - Complete
Love is Worth Each Tear of Blood by Meep meep reviews
Draco isn't looking for love, but tragedy brings him closer to a friend. After everything he's been through, can he brave a second love? Or is this world just too much for him? contains implied slash and some strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Am I Worth It by Beautiful-Boy-Love reviews
Sequel to Vampire Love. Harry and Draco have finally gotten together but Harry's still prone to deep and destructive bouts of depression. Can Draco heal him in time for the final face off of him and Voldemort or will Harry lose it. DMHP angsty
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,084 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Walk a Lonely Road by BellaMalfoy reviews
Severus and Remus interact during OotP, discovering that they are both lonely souls aching for companionship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,106 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Severus S., Remus L.
You're Beautiful by RemusGirl21 reviews
Love born, love lost. Life goes on for two men, both wishing for the same thing. A beautiful love that will never be. YAOI SSRL PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Dumbledore Would Never Say by KaibasVeryOwnPinaColada reviews
Actually, the title says it all...please R&R! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Albus D., Harry P.
One Thousand Faces by coldfiredragon reviews
During the summer between Severus' sixth and seventh years at Hogwarts his life takes a turn for the worst. Will Professor Slughorn be able to help him or will he be forced to watch helplessly as Severus slips away from him. very dark, death in later ch
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Severus S., Horace S. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Hopeakaarme reviews
One night, Remus finds out the hard way just how desperately possessive Sirius is of him. However, the werewolf is willing to forgive even though Peter and James aren't. SLASH RLSB PPSS. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You Want What? by Alyce of the Togas reviews
Slash - Harry/Severus - Harry lands himself as being seen as a female by everybody else but Severus, all because of Dumbledore. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Neck Line by yaoi coveness reviews
Ever wonder Why Snape wares high Collars? SS LM main
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Severus S., Lucius M.
The Call or, The Rules to Engagement by Kamp reviews
SpikeAngel. Spike's obsession with the Slayer becomes increasingly dangerous as he looks to past relationships on how to proceed. Buffy, unable and unwilling to deal with him, calls Angel to take care of it.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Spike, Angel
Salvage what you can by Snape's Nightie reviews
Two men who lost their youth, health and innocence through two wizarding wars are salvaging what they can of their lives. Rated M for past torture and future ...something else? SLASH RLSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,075 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Hate hate hate by thrills reviews
Sirius hates today. Slash. RLSB Fluffy :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pleeease by thrills reviews
Completely pointless fluff. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The True Queen by Meep meep reviews
Through a game the trio are involved in over the summer Hermonie's true heritage is revealed
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Saving the World by Meep meep reviews
She comes. She fights. She conquers. He runs. He jokes. He hides in cupboards!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Xander H.
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
A Fine Romance by Alyce of the Togas reviews
Slash - Neville/Blaise - Two boys are stuck putting up Christmas decorations together as detention. One-shot only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Neville L., Blaise Z. - Complete
Nosce te ipsum by Polkat reviews
It is Halloween night and with a good bit of plot manipulation Sirius has managed to convince Dumbledore to throw a fancy-dress ball. Remus has carefully kept his costume a secret; when he eventually arrives he is somebody completely different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Bound Saint by XRWolff reviews
After years of watching his prey, Holmes goes lion hunting, only the "lion" he seeks is one Dr. John Watson... SH/JW Slash. Borderline Implied Rape.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Castle in the Sky by werechick reviews
(HET: Rodger/Fleur, FEMSLASH: Cho/Fleur) Cho's musings on her past with Fleur. "Your love for me was crushed by the weight of societal oppression. Or maybe you never loved me at all. You left me for him, and a part of me died."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Cho C., Fleur D.
When Harry Left Severus by Raven Dancer reviews
Sometimes there is no such thing as "Happily ever after". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,074 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Last Beautiful Girl by werechick reviews
(FEMSLASH: Cho/Fleur) ::Complete:: Fleur broke Cho's heart, and then came back, begging forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Cho C., Fleur D. - Complete
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Missing Persons reviews
SS/DM Sequel to Surviving Redemption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Draco M., Severus S.
A Question of Taste reviews
HP/SS/DM Harry, Draco and Severus try to get ready for a night out. Just silly fluff :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fairytales reviews
SSHP'Our unexpected romance was not of the fairytale variety. Sure, there was an unhappy, orphaned hero, a mysterious prince and an evil wizard bent on taking over the world, all the components of a typical fantasy, but ours is a story you wouldn’t tell..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,316 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Surviving redemption reviews
DMSS AU - "I need to tell you, I just got out of prison."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Searching for Lost Things reviews
“Please Severus.”He blinked furiously, refusing to cry on the doorstep of the formidable man he had once loved more than anyone. He brushed scraggly hair away from his forehead as he choked out the last and greatest indignity. “I’ve got nowhere else to go
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,864 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
During the Storm reviews
I don’t want to know where he is. I don’t want to know what he’s doing. I don’t want to know what I should do about it. I don’t want to know anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pretending reviews
HPSS 'Severus hated Potter...He hated that very occasionally Harry faltered and left behind a lost, scared boy who expected Severus to hold him as he cried.He hated that he wanted to.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Matter of Monogamy reviews
SSHP “You know the rules, Harry.” Harry smiled and glanced at Severus over his glasses, leaning closer to him and softening his voice.“I thought our relationship had no rules?”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
DMHP 'Behind closed doors, the people presented to the public in such a golden light could show their true colours, or else remain masked before one another, indulging in their secrets in some dusty, long forgotten corner of the ancient house.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Trouble with Teeth reviews
Harry finally plucks up the courage to ask a question he's been pondering for quite some time. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Don't Love You reviews
HPSS '“What are you scared of, Professor? Worried that you might like me, if you gave me a chance?” Severus snorted with derision. “I will never like you, Potter.” Harry smiled subtly. “No, I don’t suppose you would.”'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Obsession reviews
We'll be together soon, my love.'SSLM, sort of.SSST
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark reviews
LMSS 'He wanted the romance he and Narcissa had never had, their marriage being one of convenience. He wanted tender kisses and lingering glances. He wanted someone to hold and sway with in the failing sunlight.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Worst fears reviews
Rated M to be safe. 'I still worry about him sometimes. He assures me that he’s happy, but occasionally, when he thinks I’m not looking, his smile falters and his eyes glaze over, and I know that he’s thinking about what happened. He used to sit like that
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Silver and Steel reviews
Severus was having the worst day of his life, and he hated most days. ' SSJP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Cold reviews
HPDM,SSLM I reach my good arm behind me, needing to feel the warmth of another person, and instead feel only the grazed knuckles of a hand as cold as ice. Contains domestic violence. You have been warned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
When Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow reviews
Harry and Severus find out the hard way that it does matter what other people think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Black Eyed Boy reviews
TRSS Voldemort's infatuation with a certain death eater leaves him with a need to regain control.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Dear Severus reviews
LMSS.Lucius is dying, and there's nothing Severus can do about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Hell hath no Fury reviews
LMSS Narcissa gets her revenge on Severus for 'stealing' Lucius. I'm crap at summeries. Please just read, it won't take long
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Veiled reviews
LMSS'His eyes begged me not to say anything. Not to wake him from his fantasy world where he'd spend the evening with his lover and fall asleep to the sound of his heartbeat.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
The Scars the Rose Petals Made reviews
HPDMScars are ugly things... they can help to remind you of whose bed you should be in every night... I have many scars, and they are all ugly, but it is the last of these marks which are the worst. These are the scars the rose petals made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Promise? reviews
LMSSContains a broken hearted Snape, some tears and brief mention of handcuffs.Plz R and R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
First Kiss reviews
SSLM The teachers take the class on holiday in the summer holiday before their final year. I think the title explains the rest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
A Second Chance reviews
LMSS Narcissa finds out about Lucius and Snape so she kills her husband. Harry arrives with a notquitelegal answer to Snapes woes. Completed. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
The Saddest Eyes reviews
HPDM Lovers spat between Harry and Draco. I blame Harry personally. Final chapter now up. Harry isn't as mean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oh, How the Mighty Fall reviews
HPDM Life after the final war isn't as peaceful as they would've hoped...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete