When Taylor triggered, she met a heroic spirit in limbo who out of sheer boredom offered her a chance to use her powers for her own gains, and really who was she going to trust more, Sir Mordred, or the creepy space whale that apparently wanted to violate her soul? Taylor honestly felt her choices were a bit limited if truth were to be told, but she'd never let Mordred know that.

Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.

Four years after Weirdmageddon, Dipper and Mabel Pines have come to Echo Creek to investigate and document Princess Star Butterfly and her magical struggles against the Forces of Evil. A comic book shop confrontation, an abandoned mansion, and the tangled strings of fate set the stage for an adventure beyond what even Gravity Falls prepared them for. Multi X-Over

Passing beyond the veil, Itachi finds himself in an afterlife that is far from the hellfire he'd steeled himself for. With a chance encounter involving a pervy sage, a Flash Goddess and a healer whose angelic appearance hides more than a hint of steel, the bane of the Uchiha Clan finds a chance at a second life... and perhaps redemption. Slow burn. M for language and violence.

Danny and Annette Hebert had a dark secret long before their daughter Taylor was born. Now widowed, Danny finds raising his daughter harder than he expected. When he finds out that she is being bullied, his reaction may be ... extreme.

Misato Katsuragi, Ritsuko Akagi and Maya Ibuki host Top Gear!

In the distant future, mankind has expanded to the stars and populated much of the galaxy. But despite these advancements, man is not at peace, and soon after, the Galactic War emerges...

Where there should've been acceptance, there was only disappointment. Where there should've been gladness, there was only powerlessness. From a desire arose a will and from the will, the Universal Century was changed forever. And thus the White Devil haunts the field of battle once more...

An Anything Goes Martial Artist must accept any challenge put before him. When that's the Holy Grail War, perhaps Ranma shouldn't have charged in so casually?

(The Third Hokage was dead. It wasn't enough.) Team Eight knew loss like the seals on the backs of their tongues. They'd been silenced, branded, abandoned, ambushed, left on the enemy's doorstep like a gift—unlucky was their nickname, but they would make it their trade. (The Third Hokage was dead. It was Danzo's turn.) SEQUEL TO: Hoshigaki

This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Taylor Hebert usually triggers in her Locker. But what if an out-of-context being interfered? Features Queen Administrator Taylor. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a proportions joke.

A collection of RWBY drabbles covering different themes and styles. Chapter 244: What do you get for the dragon who has everything? Blake the Wise has some very... peculiar requirements.

[Crack, based on a meme] In which Jaune Arc really loves his girlfriend, but his girlfriend unfortunately really hates the gays. M for obvious reasons.

Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.

All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.

In the school year of 2013, it was announced Otonokizaka would close. Determined to keep their beloved school open, three schoolgirls form a School Idol group in the hopes of keeping their school open. But when an arrow awakens latent Stand abilities in Tokyo, Honoka and her friends will find themselves in a much more bizarre adventure. (LGBT themes, including a trans character.)

Sequel to Child of the Storm. Harry's life has changed a lot over the past year, what with the return of his father, Thor, murder attempts by everything from HYDRA assassins to Elder Gods keeping him on his toes and making a few new friends. But while Chthon and HYDRA are gone, all sorts of dark things have been stirred up, things thought long gone. And guess who they're after...

Jaune wanted nothing more than to become a hero – and in a way he got his wish. One man's criminal is another's hero and the faunus of Remnant need a champion. Who better to take the mantle of leader of the White Fang? Not a faunus? Not a terrorist? No aura, training or leadership skills to speak of? Minor details. All hail supreme leader Jaune Arc. Long live the resistance!

An anthology of stories where Shirou summons different Servants, and the wacky hijinks they get up to around our friendly neighborhood Ally of Justice. Warning: contains reinterpretations and reimaginings that stray outside of traditional understandings of characters. Reader discretion is advised.

Sakura grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.

One year has passed since Lyra (formerly Bellatrix) Black traveled thirty years into an alternate future. Unfortunately, this means she's expected to go back to boring Hogwarts for more boring normal people stuff. Except, there is that Tournament thing. And Angel Black. And her muggleborn girlfriend. And maybe an international incident or two... Never mind, should be fun.

When Goku and Krillin are sent to find Roshi a 'Pichi Pichi girl', a woman falling through the sky interferes with the destiny that had previously been laid out for them. When Sakura's strength wavers at a critical moment, she falls through dimensions and the destiny she worked so hard for vanishes into dreams. AU: If Goku and Krillin brought Sakura Haruno home instead of Launch.

Taylor is a Greater Western Dragon. Your argument is invalid.

Three months after Kannabi Bridge, Kakashi's eye starts bleeding and Rin is forced into a role of shaping the future of Konoha's Team Seven. AU

"There are women who inspire you with the desire to conquer them and to take your pleasure of them; but this one fills you only with the desire to die slowly beneath her gaze." - Charles Baudelaire. The direct sequel and conclusion to "Spider Lilies."

It started, as most things did in Kakashi's life, with a mission gone wrong. (In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)

Basically, Team 7 vs. Kaguya, final smack down. Then suddenly POOF they're twelve again and waiting to meet their sensei on team assignment day. With no way to get back they decide to stop the war before it begins, and maybe save some people along the way. But they're twelve, how are they supposed to do that? No pairings.

Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)

Taylor is Jack Slash's daughter, and she's certainly living up to her heritage.

Jaune Arc cheats his way into Beacon, but in a karmic event he becomes The head of Beacon's IT department instead! A collection of emails, logs, green texts and other electronic recordings depicting Jaune's struggles with trying to deal with the tech problems of the students and staff of beacon. Inspired by the Green Text "Anon works IT" and the Tumblr Series "The IT Wizard."

[ABANDONED - SEE "Bring A Wand To A Knife-Gun Fight" FOR REWRITE] "To the well-organized mind, Death is but the next great adventure." When Harry wakes up in the world of Remnant, he quickly comes to the conclusion that he's either really bad at dying, or the best there ever was.

Ruby Rose: Optimistic, Likes Weapons, Socially Awkward. Red Rose: Terrifying, Always Armed, Not Particularly Unfriendly For The Most Part. Official Statement: Unfortunately, they share the same body. Fortunately, they seem to be on our side. Caution suggested. AU caused by the first Red Trailer, among other things. Please Read and Review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief

"Stuck repeating everyday? Bored out of your mind? With only your friends along for the ride? Why, it's just like school! Of course, the Infinite Loops are a lot more fun then Beacon Academy, as Ruby Rose is about to find out. Part of the Infinite Loops project.

In the wake of the final battle, Khepri, battered and broken, appears next to the Anor Londo bonfire. Its Fire Keeper, baffled but compassionate, seeks to understand a hero unlike any other. Lady of the Darkling/Khepri oneshot

Taylor Hebert vanished from the filth filled locker that changed her fate, then she ended up in a post nuclear apocalypse Earth eventually taking up the title of Courier Six, then was sent home at the point of her disappearance by her pet Think Tank of robot ensconced lobotomized mad scientists. All things considered, she would have stuck with the locker if she was given a choice.

Sometimes it really sucked to be in a world full of supernatural powers. Some things mesh strangely, and before you know it, you can’t even recognize your face in the mirror anymore.

New summary: In a world where the nail was found and discarded, Shinji Ikari and a different NERV stand alone against the ANGELS.

Danny decided to start dating again after Annette died and he winds up with the woman who tried to quit the Empire. Problem one? Taylor is gay and very not okay with having an ex-Nazi as an almost stepmother. Problem two? Kayden is actually a very good almost stepmother. An alternate trigger, coupled with a mother who is both present and caring, cause the Bay's politics to crumble.

This was not the plan, okay? It wasn't! Shisui however can't quite bring himself to care, not when he's just been rescued from certain maiming by the most magnificently well-muscled kunoichi he's ever met. [Crack. Fix-it. Behold the chaos! Uchiha Shisui is Hoshigaki Shizuma's father, there is no other explanation for the Boruto bishonen sharkboy. DoS compliant. Random updates.]

A badfic parody in which Seto meets his bubbly 'other half'; Yami gets his own body thanks to the Plot Device Fairy; and Yugi ponders life, the multiverse, and everything. Or something. Crackfic. Pokes fun at multiple fanfic tropes, but with love.

Sakura's always known she's adopted. (Sharingan!Sakura AU.)

In between being a hero and searching for a way to get to Saber, Shirou Emiya got a job as a technician at Chaldeas Security Organization. What is not to like? Very good pay, help save the world, and use his abilities as both a repairman and a magus. It has all the advantages he could want. Too bad his Spiritron Dive ability is too low to be a Master while others fight in Fuyuki.

With the war over and her military career in shambles, Tanya von Degurechaff has to forge a new path for herself. Fortunately, she finds an opportunity to get involved in the political scene. A safe, easy job has never been closer at hand. What could possibly go wrong?

Gilgamesh didn't know why he pulled out a cart filled with a potion of youth. He just knew that clairvoyance told him to do so. The missile that caused the cart to explode, flinging its contents across the city did not care for the reason, only that it managed to spread the potion of youth across all eight Servants.

Beacon Academy was already a strange place to begin with, but with the trickster of the Joestar bloodline now attending the school, Team RWBY and Team JNPR's next four years here are now guaranteed to be truly bizarre. Rated T for language and the usual amount of blood you'll find in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Image by Chappy-chan.

Darcy's just your regular intern with no clue of what she's actually doing, right? Loki's not entirely sure he's comfortable with his daughter — who is totally shirking her duties in Hel — taking pictures of Thor stuffing his face.

Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

Itachi isn't the man everyone thinks he is. He's not brave. He's not a hero. He's not a martyr. He's not even strong. He's just been in the wrong place at the right time for years. (Alternatively, what if Itachi was King from One Punch Man)

A brief and satirical compilation of RWBY fan shipping. The fandom which is often frowned upon due to the amount of matchmaking between characters of the show. Which is why I'm going to make fun of- I mean, deride the fandom with what I think would be a light-hearted, humor-filled piece of literature. Pease don't kill me... For the love of Oum.

The terrific and terrifying tale of a titan's rise. Or possibly just someone having a laugh. Heck, it could even be all of the above.

Kirigaya Keiko was a fairly normal teenage girl, smarter than her classmates, a bit short tempered when she had to deal with concentrated idiocy, but for the most part, normal. The problem was her passion for gaming, and the desire to avoid all stereotypes involved with being a female gamer. So she always hid behind her male avatar Kirito, that is until SAO...thanks much Kayaba...

Remember the time when the cast of RWBY had to share a penthouse with each other? Me neither, but here it is. Ships, Crack, Parody, Out-Of-Character, Naughty Words, Fluff, Dark Humor, Action, Drama, and whatever twists and turns I feel like writing. Prepare yourself.

Uzumaki Kushina had always said she wanted to be Hokage. She thought that dream out of reach when her husband got the hat instead; apparently not. Kushina has just been given her newly-deceased husband's job, and that, along with raising her newborn jinchuuriki son, is going to be one hell of a challenge. If anyone's up for it though, it's the Habanero. Konoha's in for a big shock.

Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).

RS Oneshot: Of all who bore the title of Slayer, none were more dreaded than the Doomicorn...

The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

The powers we get, they get stronger through conflict. No one said anything about our [Shards] evolving through despair. Someone should've warned this wayward [host] before I got saddled with one persnickety owl, no matter how helpful she is! AU

Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.

The world has changed, irrevocably so. As many struggle with the dawn of a new age, Kim and Ron find themselves embroiled in a shadowy conflict to determine the destiny of humankind-whether they want to be or not. Multiple Crossover. Sidestory of Senpai: A Story of Good Friends. Warning: Graphic Violence, intense language, unusual crossover elements.

Thirteen-year-old Bella Black intended to go back in time to start a war in service to her patron goddess. Ritual magic goes awry and she finds herself in 1993, faced with a failing House of Black, an insane alter ego, and a Dark Lord on the rise. Chaos ensues. Title drop. (A collaboration by LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)

Twenty-one years after the fall of Voldemort, he returns again and this time, he wins. With no hope and a dying world, they made a ritual that would either send the performer into the past or cause the earth to tear itself apart. Draco figured that either way, they could count it as a win.

There are infinitely many Servants that could have been summoned, after all. A series of oneshots. [AU]

Tifa gets a visitor at the bar, just after closing time. Tifa x Lightning.

When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.

Time is immutable and past sins cannot be undone. It is too late for Asuka Soryu, too late for Shinji Rokubungi, too late for Yui Ichijo. Yet hope is not entirely lost for it is not too late for Asuka Langley Shikinami, for Shinji Ikari, for Rei Ayanami, for their time is only just beginning. And into that time steps those who seek redemption from their sins by forging a new dawn.

Inspired by Breath of the Wild speed-runs. This story follows Link and the thoughts of characters around him as they see him make a mad dash towards Hyrule Castle. So obviously spoilers beware.

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

The world of Worm is grim dark - unless your best friend is an anthropomorphic tiger and you view everything as a six-year-old might see it. Crack fic, just so you know.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Summer camp sucks. Especially when you're sent to a 'disabled kids' camp because you're blind. Fox Alistair hates that he's been sent away and tries his best to ignore everyone. Lucky for him, he meets the once person who can't bother him with constant talking and teasing...

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Sasuke never imagined he would be the type to follow a girl halfway across the world to go to college, but here he is...upsetting family tradition, sharing a dorm with a walking travesty that lives on ramen and trying to figure out what exactly baseball has to do with dating. [College AU]

"All right," Director Piggot said. "Let's try this again. What happened? Without the song and dance." It was a measure of how weirder than normal the day was that she meant this literally. Some short drabbles on Vista's harem. Het, Yuri, crack, utter nonsense and Simurgh plots!

Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]

When Taylor Hebert controlled bugs, she killed a god. When she can forge soul-severing swords so powerful that the Endbringers themselves are left trembling in terror? Run, god. Run far, far away. (A rewrite of the original With Grace and Elegance).

The battle is over, DIO has been defeated, and with him, the greatest stain on the Joestar's history. But Fate, it seems, is a cruel mistress indeed, for just as the Joestars believe their Bizarre Adventure over, a face from the past arrives to herald a threat to their future. A re-telling of Eyes of Heaven with slight Changes, rated M for DI-MOLTO!

Pyromaniac masterminds, meddling headmasters, a trigger-happy military and a group of teens who can't stop sticking their nose in things they shouldn't - really, how's a guy supposed to make a dishonest buck around here? AU, Sequel to Bad For Business.

Crime syndicate head Cinder Fall is the most dangerous woman in Vale, feared by all... except the young girl who suddenly opens a shop across the street.

Weiss and Ilia may as well be opposites, with every reason to hate each other. When an accident in Mountain Glenn leaves them stranded in the depths between the lost settlement and Vale, they will have to work together to escape the tunnels with their lives. And maybe...they aren't so different after all. Rainbow Dust story. (COMPLETE)

Maidens. Silver-eyed warriors. And the Kenpachi's, rabid berserkers that tear through rank upon rank of Huntsmen and Grimm alike, laughing all the while. All of these legends meet at Beacon, in the form of a woman toeing the brink of life and death, a red-hooded girl that smells of roses, and a crude yet well-mannered boy wielding a sword and smile that are both far too big.

Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Shirou once found a golden cup filled to the brim with purple sludge, so he did what any hero of justice would do; take it home and clean it. Afterwards, some funny coincidences happened. Rated T for cursing.

Church refused to perish on the very likely chance that Wash was right. Dr. Halsey wasn't about to let humanity's most advanced AI rot in a lab, and Lord Hood certainly wasn't willing to watch mankind's saviour go into battle without someone watching his back. The Chief just wished they had picked someone else. M for language. Cover art by Pilgrimwanders.

In which teams are shuffled; Ruby feels like a one-eyed king in a land where everyone else has two; Dove babysits three avatars of chaos and destruction; and Jaune just wants his team to stop arguing for ten consecutive minutes.

In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.

Conspiracies collide and terrible plans are put into action. Heroes and Villains escalate to ever-more-incredible heights in the wake of the events at Brockton Bay. World-ending threats rear their heads. None of this is enough to stop the Hebert family and their friends from stealing all the things. (Sequel to Parental Guidance)

Funny how much the world plot changes when you switch up one little fairy tale about an Old Man. Namely, the inclusion of multi-dimensional warfare. [AU, Milti-Crossover Elements - no fic or fandom will be safe]

His grandfather was a legendary Huntsman. His sisters were rising stars, the huntresses of tomorrow. He failed the Signal entrance exams. He couldn't wield a sword to save his life. But he had potential. Enough for Remnant's Secret Service to notice.

The Arcs are a proud line of warriors. Jaune, however, inherited none of that talent. When his father takes him to a job fair to find a more suitable apprenticeship, no one picks him. No one, that is, save for a black robed figure who rides in on a pale horse. Turns out the legends got quite a lot wrong, and at least one god still calls Remnant home. [minor Discworld crossover]

The long-separated lovers who reunited in Avalon awaken to the prologue of mankind's destruction. Prompted by the sight of Fuyuki in flames, they set forth to fight together once more.

The Avengers all have their own problems. The question is how will they deal with them being elementary school students? AU but with superpowers. Be prepared to relive some of the stupid things you may have done when you were kids. Rated T to be safe.

Chuck Norris Facts and Imagination and RWBY is equals to RWBY Facts.

Sometimes you just need a hug, a Milk & Cereal story. 7,000th story for the RWBY category. [Cover image provided by the wonderful Jo3mm who has given me permission to use.]

A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.

A maiden stood on the edge of an unfamiliar battlefield, which demanded skills she had never learned. She walked through an age of strife, wielding Fate as her weapon and leaving a trail of rose petals in her wake. A RWBY/Exalted crossover.

When a 27 year old Ruby Rose finds herself back in her teenaged body with 12 extra years of memories chronicling the complete and utter destruction of Remnant as she knows it, including the deaths of everyone she holds dear, she realizes it's time to play for keeps. But how much can the 'Last Huntress of Beacon' actually change and how much is she doomed to repeat?

In the many multiverses of Fate/Stay Night there is one constant; the Grail is a dick. Due to a "glitch" in the system the Fifth Holy Grail war will be fought by Emiya Shirou, all seven of them.

Mortality is for losers. So is time as a linear concept. In other words, the entire planet is dead, Sakura is over five hundred years old, and she's bored as hell. Time-travel is clearly the only option.

Cloister the Stupid has been a little late about filing his paperwork.

Sometimes you don't have time to read a quirky, well-received story. Or maybe you have a phobia of clicking between chapters. To solve this problem, My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space Abridged Kai was invented: a story with a name so long it doesn't fit in the title box. One chapter per arc, go go go.

Me and some friends were discussing Godzilla and some politically incorrect comments were made and so there was nothing for it but for me to write a politically incorrect story about it. If you want a serious story, please move on. If you want a funny satire of Godzilla stomping Tokyo, read on.

Looking to recruit a new council member under the cover of a miniature school raid, Satsuki and the Elite Four head to Furinkan High. Things go about as well as could be expected.

In which Natasha Romanoff's history extends much, much further back than the Red Room, and all the way to the now-sunken Hidden Continent.

The Nara hide the most dangerous shadows behind glass littered with so many seals that it is nearly indestructible, keeping the world safe from the tiny monsters that landed on it so long ago. "Nearly" indestructible isn't enough when Pein is around.

How do you fight against order and peace? You introduce chaos. What if, though, the would-be chaotic forces had a force of chaos to be worried about? Anarchy is not good or evil, it just is. The checker piece on the chessboard, in a world where fighters limit themselves due to fantastic abilities and weaponry, comes a lone shinobi. T for violence and language.

Nora wouldn't be caught dead leaving someone out on Halloween fun. Weiss wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near another sexy costume. You know what they say about when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object... [My entry for the 2016 October MonCon!]

It is the year 17 BC. Caesar Augustus wields absolute power in his blood-soaked fists, and despite the unquestioned authority of Rome, threats brew on the horizon. Slaves are in open revolt, Britannia lies unconquered, and the untamed forests of Germania teem with grimm and barbarians. Into this darkness, the Empire's Beacon marches - the newly formed Legio Pharus. Roman Empire AU!

An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)

He sought to retire his blood-soaked past. He came to a quiet little town intending to do that. But even as he makes friends and learns to laugh and smile again, fate has its own way of telling him that, sometimes, the past won't let you go so easily. High School AU; no ninja jutsu or tailed beasts included. CHAPTERS UNDERGOING REVAMP! CHAPTER 34 REVAMPED!

Jaune and Ruby don't understand their teammates. The two of them are just friends! Nothing more! So what if they feed each other? Nora and Yang do it. So what if Jaune loans her his hoodie after their nightly walks? Nights are getting colder. So what if they like making out with each other? They're just good friends. The best of friends.

Mankind has survived its crucible, and while scarred and changed by the Ethereals, they advance into the cosmos. The galaxy beyond is a place of wonder and terror, of wealth and strife. Amid the threats and opportunities, both within and without, XCOM remains vigilant. Mass Effect/XCOM/Eclipse Phase/FEAR/Destiny fusion.

AU. Two prodigies with opposing objectives plan to navigate Beacon the same way: feign incompetence. Assassin!Ruby. Bodyguard!Jaune. Discontinued.

Taylor thought she had kept her powers hidden from her parents. Little did she know, it was actually the other way around. Kleptomania ensues.

She was cold, and she was also feared by many, even her own brother feared her. She had long ago accepted that she was dangerous. She was fine with being alone, she was a loner anyway. She was sure that even her own blood would fear her to. Yet she didn't think she could ever bear her son fearing her, even if they're not related by blood.

"In a world filled with soulless monsters, a race of humanoid people with a few extra mammalian parts, and humans that wield the most impressive of weaponry, comes a tale of one boy who defies the odds. This is his story, his-Hey! Pyrrha-a-a!" "Sorry, but you're going to be late for class." AU. Rated T for language, crude humor and all around immaturity.

Some of the shipgirls are united by their common differences.

Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

Sequel to Scars and third in my Shaggy the Dog Handler series.

Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.

What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.

In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.

Or: Why you should never leave Uzumaki Kushina alone with little prodigy ninjas. Series of drabbles. (Rated T because violence is just a part of writing ninjas.)

After the battle with Madara and the Juubi, a fierce argument starts between Naruto and Sasuke over who will become the next Hokage when Tsunade brings up a startling complication. They're both still Genin.

Upon a different circumstance, Jaune was inevitably kicked out of Beacon when his secret was let out. With a few twists and turns in his life. He has a new name, a new life, and loads of enemies. Now he's forced to face his past as he is now.

A short tribute to Leonard Nimoy, our favorite Vulcan. Set on Earth, I hope you enjoy.

Jaune survives a childhood tragedy and life in the wilderness with the most unlikely allies. The summoned manifestations of slain Grimm defend him through his travels until he meets a band of refugees and a criminal willing to help smuggle them into the safety of Vale - and Jaune into Beacon Academy where he finally finds purpose for the sword at his hip.

There are two constants in the countless realities that make up the multiverse: humans will inevitably come into being, and humans will never be able to stop fighting. Two worlds, one flourishing, one ruined, are testament to that. 23 series total, 19 with significant plot involvement! Series list in Prologue.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

There is a reason Qrow is the coolest uncle in the world.

The personal musings and innermost thoughts of Glynda Goodwitch, from childhood onwards. Share in the joys, sorrows, and frustrations (but mostly frustrations) of our favorite stern disciplinarian as she laments the immaturity of her peers and and life's troubles. Full of cheap laughs and referential humor;now officially a Reactsverse fic courtesy of ElfCollaborator! Many Thanks!

The Book of Darkness case is over, giving Nanoha and company some much-needed rest. But the peace ends abruptly as a pair of unknown mages descend on Earth, seeking a lost artifact and reigniting an ancient conflict. It's time to save the world again...

It was a small patch, in so far as an update to a full artificial intelligence could be considered small.

Babysitting gone horribly wrong. Oh, well. At least Eighteen's getting paid by the hour.

After Lung's second humiliating defeat at Skitter's hands, the PRT gets the brilliant idea to try to reform him. So they offer him a deal.

Professor Ozpin decides that the students of Beacon need some extra rules to keep them out of trouble. The students take this as a challenge. Chaos ensues. Rated T just to be safe.

A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.

Jaune Arc was the descendant of heroes who never had an honest chance to be a Hunter. Jaune was just a common criminal who never had a choice in the matter. Falls from grace are never elegant, and Jaune's is no different. A story told in shorts, with an emphasis on 'short.' Now complete.

Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.

What if the Undersiders decided to use their powers to make money ... legally?

Death has some unexpected visitors, and it seems a war for the omnipotent, wish-granting Holy Grail is about to begin...but what puzzles Death the most is: why are there always chessboards? And how does the little horsey move?

Join Magical Girl Glynda Goodwitch as she fights for Truth, Justice, and a frilly dress! Beyond that... well, I'd say the title speaks for itself... Parody and Adventure, rated T for the reckless endangerment of minors by adorable Mascots, snarky story-book narration, and stress-induced pixie rage.

Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.

The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.

ONE-SHOT. This should be fun to see...or...something. Possibly one of the most hilarious fanfics that anyone has ever read...or not.

It's often been said in jest that Ozpin ships his students... If only you knew, sweet child. If only you knew. One-Shot!

Worm/W40k crossover. Taylor Hebert IS Sane and Reasonable Slaanesh.

They called Unification the war to end all wars, a conflict that consumed billions of lives and burned a thousand worlds. And in the middle of it all were the 'Konoha 12', the squad I grew up with, trained with. My Squad. Military Sci-fi AU! Rated M for language, adult themes, and graphic violence. Complete.

Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.

Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

After inFamous 1, Cole receives an invitation to participate in 'Work Experience Day'. Teaching Misaka Mikoto of Academy City.

The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.

A dumb parody story that inserts Android 17, Android 15, and Krillin into the main roles of the Space Dandy cast. This is just for fun, so excuse that it's really stupid. The gang goes in search of the mysterious 'Saiyan' alien. 17 is Dandy, 15 is QT, and Krillin is... a guy forced to wear a catsuit... Baby!

:v)

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Never let Yang plan a party. And never go to a party she planned.

It's not so much Weiss wants to keep Ruby from the world. Just Penny. [Continuing from Cracked Ice]

If Nora did in fact have a biological clock, it wasn't ticking; it was counting down.

A shinobi's sanity measured in colors. Kakashi-centric

Jonouchi Katsuya will always look out for his friends, no matter how weird things get. That means he will keep on fighting, whether facing maniacs with freaky powers, monsters from a childrens game, or the fact Kaiba's a girl. Wait, what? Warnings inside

The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.

In which Taylor Hebert meets herself a few dozen times.

Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.

Stay out of her territory.

What started as a late night conversation about breaking legs turns into a struggle very few would understand for Ren as he faces several facts about his childhood friend and partner, Nora Valkyrie. Semi-sequel to my previous oneshot "The Dream". RnR! Rated for suggestive themes and mention of leg breaking.

Because reincarnation likes to mess with people, and crack likes to play around even more.

This story was written entirely off the cuff after seeing a picture on a website of a Grey Knight giving a Battle Sister a flower. The actual story is a conversation between that Grey Knight and another battle Brother afterwards, during battle.

Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)

In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.

The Third Hokage is tired of hearing for calls to prevent Naruto from becoming a shinobi. So he decides to try something new.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.

Post-UBW Good. Rin Tohsaka's first ever anniversary is rapidly approaching, and she has a few big problems. First, how does one get an anniversary present for the King of Knights? Second, if one's chosen present is stolen by one's evil rival from Finland, how far should one go to get it back?

To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

When Odin falls into the Sleep while Thor is away, Loki is called to fill the unexpected absence of the throne. Odin awakens to chaos... of a thoroughly unexpected kind. Fluff, crack, giftfic. No pairing.

Rin does not get sick often. And when she does, she does not take it well, much to the dismay of her beset-upon Archer. But still... there really should be a LIMIT to just how badly a little cold should be taken. Written for Elf. Hi, Elf!

A storm sweeps the Thousand Sunny into the centre of the British Empire, in the summer of 1889 of the Victorian Age.The foremost detective of the century is about to have his logic challenged by one man... the pirate captain, Monkey D. Luffy. Written under then Creative Commons. One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda, Sherlock Holmes to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. COMPLETE

Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate...

Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.

What would the narrative of a Zelda game be like during a speedrun? How would glitches affect the story of the game? Maybe it would go something like this...

As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

The Yu-Gi-Oh! characters are more than the sum of their parts. One question. Twenty answers. And still there's more to them.

/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

An agency in the Japan Defense Agency offers suggestions for the final disposition of an obsolete fighting giant robot.

Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.

My take on how The End of Evangelion should've went. Starts partway through 25', and is an AU parody. S/A, OOC. In which Shinji is a bit more reactive, a wee bit less broken - but still crazy. Warning: I wrote this while watching FLCL so expect weirdness

Lutecia is looking forward to her anniversary date with Vivio. Vivio, however, has other things on her mind when she wakes up in a cell in the hands of kidnappers! A Shadowverse story.

Once is an occurrence. Twice is a trend. Three times? Now that's a pattern! Yuuno has come to a realization about his status in the dating world...

On the eve of the Fourth Grail War, several parties decide to change their battle plans. Now Shirou Urobuchi must try to survive in a world of Magi. He will do it for the lawls.

A manager reviews Rei Ayanami's performance in her new job after NERV is shut down.

The only Star Wars/Naruto Crossover You'll Ever Need. Exactly what it says on the tin.

The World is dying and humanity along with it, with modern civilization brought to its knees. In the face of this backdrop of despair and desolation, can even a would-be hero maintain his course? Or like so many others, will he stray from it...and fail?

A peek into Queen Beryl's diary, chronicling the events of the first season of the anime.

When a politically charged Magical world in turmoil suddenly becomes his problem, Kaiba finds that not all fairy-tales are just stories and sometimes, in the absence of a hero, even a reluctant Anti-Hero will do. YGOHP

Everyone knows Nanoha's famous Raising Heart, but many forget that the original owner was actually Yuuno; he just couldn't use it. Which begs the question: how DID he end up alone on Earth with a device so completely unsuited for him? Like this.

A fanfic of a fanfic crossed with other crossover fanfics. This is post-Thousand Shinji getting caught up in Nobody Dies after the point where Aeon Natum Engel gets caught up. Two gods go in search of Rei across the multiverse.

Drabble for Hanabi's birthday. Hanabi gets interrupted while watching fireworks.

These are just sayings for the Universe I made up/found. R&R!

Itachi becomes attached to Shisui at a very young age.

Following a night of drunken debauchery, Trunks finds a shocking slip of paper in his room. "Marriage License," he says, showing his best friend the sheet. "Trunks Briefs and Goten Son. That's definitely us, alright." *Non-Yaoi. No. Really.*

As long as his body can grasp his sword he refuses to fade away. The title of struggler defines his existance. It is time for the black swordsman to enter another war. A war between Masters and Servants. A war for the holy grail.

Our favorite homeless movie loving hobo talks about one of the most controversial anime movies to ever hit the big screen. Find out what he thought.

Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.

When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.

Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.

It was just a simple errand. Pick up Fate's car from the mechanic. So why does Nanoha find herself at the center of four hostile mages?

Romances that go nowhere, bonds devoid of meaning, personalities without merit or character. "Do you fear loneliness?" Hikari Horaki tumbles down the path to self discovery, and is forced to confront the nature of her existence.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Thirteen truths about Anko, Hayate, Iruka, Orochimaru and a team that might have been.

The Outer Senshi decide to take in a pair of foreign exchange students. BAAAAAAAAAAD mistake!

The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.

Repost. There are a lot of fans out there of the Rei and Usagi pairing. There's just one problem... Mamoru. A series of omake in which Mamoru Must Die!

The truth behind the Uchiha Massacre, revealed at last! Any resemblance to canon is strictly accidental.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Sailor Moon used the Silver Imperium Crystal to defeat Beryl. Yep, no doubt. Unlocked the magic inside it? Not so much.

It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Sequel to 'And She Smiles'. The reflections on one Takamachi Nanoha by a close, and dear friend. [NxF]

After a day of work, a series of photos stir up the memories of one Enforcer Fate. [NxF]

Rust coats the old van, the tires are flat, the windows shattered or scraped, and there are only hints of the blue and lime paint that used to decorate the antique automobile. He runs his hand along the windshield and his palm is coated in dust.

No matter the circumstances, there is always a way to defeat an angel.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

It's not so easy being the daughter of eternally young NeoQueen Serenity and NeoKing Endymion...especially when they refuse to behave in front of you.

Imagine an Evangelion universe without the biomechanical robots or entry plugs. Imagine if the biblical references didn't involve massive aliens. Imagine if everything was restricted to something even more confining than a plug suit: the cubicle.

Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...

Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.

Well, folks, we knew it was going to happen sometime, just be glad it wasn't anyone important. I'll get the stun gun to bring him down.

Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!

The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!

Rei and Shinji have been watching too much American television... with scary results! Rated for language, and some mild violence. Oneshot

Kuririn writes down the story of his life after turning 50. 33 parts, completed.

Jean plus JellO shots equals TMI

One day, Michiru-Mama and Setsuna-Mama and Haruka-Papa tell Hotaru they have a surprise for her. They are going to face Queen Galaxia and save the world! How exciting! complete

Nappa's last will and testament. Different approach to Nappa's character. COMPLETED

Misato has a problem, but her indirect solution ends up making it everyone's problem. Co-writen with Lara Bartram.